Jemima Kirke Flashes Ass On The Set Of ‘Girls’

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine anything sexy could happen within a five block radius of the gonad clenching black hole that is Lena Dunham. But Jemima Kirke’s dress got blown up by the wind on the set and everybody freaked... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez Wants to Be a Role Model

July 31, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You find role models in the most unusual places. The grocery store clerk who looks the other way as a hungry child steals an apple. The prostitute who lets a war veteran slide on a handy for the good... READ MORE

Kate Upton’s Breasts Look Strange

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton was the guest of honor at last night’s David Yurman Annual Rooftop Soiree as she is the new face of David’s luxurious and ridiculously expensive jewelry line, and she did her typical Kate Upton thing of standing... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian’s Ex Put Him On Blast (VIDEO)

July 31, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Adrienne Bailon is one of the five sassy, hip, finger-snapping women that host the daytime talk show The Real, and she’s also Rob Kardashian‘s ex-girlfriend from way back before he let the camera add 100 pounds. In fact, Adrienne... READ MORE

Helen Flanagan Wet in FHM Magazine

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Helen Flanagan is a British soap opera actress who loves to show off her boobs. If I had boobs like Helen Flanagan, well, I’d have been sexually assaulted by most of my high school football teammates in the showers.... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera Got Smaller Through Moderation

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera figured out that she doesn’t need to get drunk every night, just every other night, and the results are showing. Shed some pounds. Find clarity. Rediscover your true strengths. Like your tits. Yep, still there even when... READ MORE

Cassie In A Bikini

July 31, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not a big fan of Cassie. Which is to say I have no real clue who she is. But she sells a lot of music. And she shaved the sides of her head because I guess she had... READ MORE

Taylor Swift and Carly Simon Hate on Boys Together (VIDEO)

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can only imagine the tingles in her perfect Barbie Doll labia Taylor Swift felt when she first heard Carly Simon’s boyfriend ripping classic, You’re So Vain. Carly Simon never revealed who the song was about but I think... READ MORE

Prisoners At Guantanamo Love “50 Shades Of Grey”

July 31, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

The most requested book at the Guantanamo Bay detention facility isn’t the Koran or Amelia Bedelia Bakes a Bomb, it’s 50 Shades of Grey. Congressman Jim Moran was part of a committee that recently visited the controversial prison camp... READ MORE