Saturday Night Live announced that new cast member Jenny Slate will not be fired after she said “fuckin” on live TV, during her very first SNL appearance.
While SNL aired live on the East Coast, producers bleeped Slate’s mistake with “freakin’” for West Coast airings.
Still, show executives were less than thrilled about Slate’s slip and had a big meeting after the show.
“It was a very big deal that the F-word hit the air,” the source said. Because the slip up occurred about 12:40 a.m., well after prime time, “SNL” is not expected to face fines from the FCC.
It defies belief that this show is still on the air with Lorne Michaels in charge. They have an army of writers and at best they produce one funny idea a week. This biker chick sketch is so awful and uncomfortable, they might as well have shown a 4 minute montage of little kids being told they have cancer.
Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk isn’t really known for anything in particular, and I really hope she doesn’t think that just flashing her breasts is gonna be enough to make her popular. And by that I mean, I’d very much like to see her vagina as well. Stop being so stuck up. Look, do you wanna be famous or not?
(pics 1, 2, 7 and 8 are all nsfw. hq jump here. source = fame)
Khloe Kardashian (not pictured) and Lamar Odom actually did get married Sunday afternoon, at 5:12pm at a private residence in Beverly Hills according to People, and it’s lucky for her it wasn’t scheduled for even one day later because it seems he was starting to come to his senses.
Odom has lawyered up … The problem is they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out a prenuptial agreement.
…they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the wedding must be shot this Sunday.
Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.
It’s not exactly clear if the ceremony yesterday was even legally binding, and early word is the two are miles apart as far as prenup/postnup details. She wants no special terms outlined because of the duration of their relationship before the wedding in case of divorce, and he wants to put her in a centrifuge to see if she’s hiding any testicles.
Girls with red hair are the absolute best. The only thing better than a hot girl with red hair is two hot girls with red hair. But even better than that is hot one girl who is Jessica Alba with red hair. You may be thinking, well then hey, even better than that would be two Jessica Albas with red hair, but now you just sound retarded. You sound dumb. But the good news is your girlfriend gave me a blowjob last night. Wait, that’s not good news. Sorry, I’m screwing this all up. I just didn’t know how to tell you.
Megan Fox is hosting Saturday Night Live this week and she was on Jimmy Fallon last night, and everyone who says she’s a bitch is nuts. Because she’s adorable. On Fallon she talked about not wanting to disappoint anyone on SNL, her fear of public speaking, her phobia about dry paper and even that she’s scared of the dark because there might be ghosts.
She points out (rightfully) that you never know what ghosts are gonna do. They might just float there and be scary, but they might also throw things at you and hurt you. And ghosts can go through walls so you can’t escape. Oh great, now I’m scared too. Thanks a lot stupid Megan Fox!
Bijou Phillips says she was 13 when she found out that her half-sister Mackenzie Phillips was having consensual sex with their father. And then her family wished her luck, and left her alone with him. What could go wrong?
Bijou Phillips is now 29 and says the news was confusing and scary. She says it was “heartbreaking” to think her family would leave her alone with her father.
Appearing as a guest on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” Friday, Mackenzie Phillips said their father “had changed his ways as much as he was able to” and she felt Bijou Phillips was safe.
Well see, there you go. Sure, he raped one of his daughters for 10 years, but that doesn’t mean he was drug and sodomize all of them for 10 years. This is what’s wrong with the culture these days. A guy fucks ONE of his daughters for a decade – just one – and all of a sudden he gets labeled as some kind of weirdo.
These mysterious bikini pictures of Susan Sarandons daughter Eva Amurri are as good a reason as any to mention that she begins her run on the Showtime series ‘Californication’ this Sunday. She plays a student who uses her huge rack to pay for school by stripping. David Duchoveny plays her professor and possible lover. I play a handsome stranger who moved to this town to find a fresh start, but his mysterious past catches up to him when gangs rape a neighborhood girl, and his hands become a weapon once again. You may be asking, “on the TV show?” No my friends, in my incredible real life.
JUDE LAW – will not see his newborn daughter until Christmas. He barely knew the mother of course, and she lives in Florida now, but Jude will be working in New York for the next few months. If only there was some way to get from New York to Florida, but how?!? Legend says dragons guard the skies overhead, and monsters rule the seas! (ok)
PAM ANDERSON – is broke apparently. She owes various contractors over 1.2 million dollars for construction work and hauling off old debris. Surprisingly that doesn’t refer to plastic surgery, but actual construction work she had done on her house. (star)
JESSICA BIEL – will go to Africa and climb Mt. Kilimanjaro in January to raise awareness about the need for clean water worldwide. Didn’t Rome have clean running water like 3000 years ago? Are the countries who can’t even filter water yet really worth saving? What’s the goal for the year 2500? Shoes? (ap)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE – was at Bardot in LA last night, and somehow shoe-horned her huge rack into a dress that fit like it was a tattoo. It’s why she’s one of the greatest women to have ever lived. (hq jump here. source = wenn)