michael jackson was a POS

By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 5:45 PM

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The only sad part about Michael Jackson dying is that it came because of a drug overdose, and not because some boys father sealed him in a barrel and set him on fire. The New York Post says…

In a 1999 painting he commissioned, Michael Jackson strikes the same pose as Michelangelo’s statue of David with rippling abs, bulging pecs and smooth, marble-white skin — surrounded by a bevy of male cherubs.
“He thought it was great with a little ‘tongue-in-cheek’ flavor,” (said artist) David Nordahl.

You know you’re looking at something truly disturbing when a painting of naked boys romancing a pedophile can have elements that are even worse than the whole, but at the bottom one of the naked boys is presenting, another is exhausted and I’m too terrified to ask why, and all of the kids are angels.  I think Jackson is fucking the recently dead in this picture.

tiger had sex with a porn star

By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 3:44 PM

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The Tiger Woods sex scandal has been amazing for the sheer numbers so far if nothing else, but there hasn’t really been anything pornographic about it yet. Thankfully the Daily Mail stepped right up and took care of that.

Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain’s Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie – star of such recent adult films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2″ – is “not denying she bedded Tiger.” “She has no comment on the matter,” Sampson’s Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told the New York Daily News. If true, Sampson would be lucky No. 7 on the list of purported Woods’ bedmates

Oh yeah were up to 7 now (*). Number 6 is named Mindy.

he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton, in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town. She told London’s News of the World that he “wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex.”

At this point it’s hard not to notice that all these women are white. I don’t know what that means but I think it’s racist. Tiger seems boring as hell, so these girls must have had sex with him because he’s rich and they wanted money or because he’s black and they wanted to piss off their family. I don’t know if that’s true or not but it sounds like something white girls would do.

(*) WHORE TALLY UPDATE – Us magazine now says Tiger was having sex with “at least 9 women”

tiger woods really loved cheating

By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 11:46 AM

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Elin Nordegrens divorce attorney can add two more names to the paperwork today, with the news that Tiger Woods was also sleeping with a club girl in Manhattan named Cori Rist and a lingerie model in Vegas named Jamie Jungers (pictured above, though not the one I would have chosen).

Tigers sex list now includes Cori, this new Jamie, the other Jamie, Rachel Uchitel, the white girl who sounds black, me, you, you again (fag), some kid who came by the house selling candles, the LA Sparks, a stuffed Garfield, and his wife (not confirmed).

carrie underwood is in trouble

By brendon December 07, 2009 @ 10:56 AM

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Carrie Underwood spent the weekend in the Bahamas at whatever the hell The Cove is, and this girl has a lot to learn about Country music. I don’t like that kind of music but I do like stereotypes, and according to those she should be swimming in some cut off jeans held up with a rope belt and a t shirt that says “Whites Only” and then an arrow pointing toward her kitty. I bet these pictures will be a big scandal when her fans see them.

(source = splash news online)

prepare to be disappointed

By brendon December 04, 2009 @ 8:24 PM

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Jaimee Grubbs is that girl who was sleeping with Tiger Woods. Not the Swedish one or the tan one or the one who sounds black but isn’t. The other one. The one who has almost certainly never been asked for naked pictures but who sends them out anyway.

Tiger Woods’ mistress Jaimee Grubbs emailed naked photos of herself to an ex-boyfriend, the man told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.
Two are taken in a bathroom, one showing her topless from the front, and the other taken with her back facing the camera. Another shot is taken in a different room and she is wearing boyshorts imprinted with the words, “wish you were here.”

I like to pretend we’ll be spared the fate of seeing these but that seems unlikely. At least she’s in good shape. It could be worse. It can’t be as bad as that topless picture Lindsay took of herself in the mirror (this). Lindsay is so GD ugly at this point whenever I open a new picture of her portraits on the wall around my house cover their eyes and my plants all die.

(picture source = pacific coast)

miley got a new tat

By brendon December 04, 2009 @ 5:38 PM

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Miley Cyrus got a tattoo under her left breast that says “Just Breathe”, which is weird because generally the only people to see that will be boys she’s about to have sex with it. Seems a little conceited to assume any guy who sees her tits is gonna hyperventilate. How spazzy are the guys she’s doing it with where she had to write permanent instructions across her body? The other breast must have “no” and then a drawing of teeth under it. And there’s probably an arrow on her stomach pointing down and then a green check mark above her kitty and a red X over her ass.

(source = mavrix online)

hayden panettiere is underage

By brendon December 04, 2009 @ 3:49 PM

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Hayden Panettiere only turned 20 less than three months ago, but apparently she’s not good with numbers because yesterday she was walking around with a case of Coors Light. By most accounts she’s a pain in the ass with an delusional sense of entitlement, but I’m a big fan of saying hello to friendly dogs, and I’m a huge fan of young girls who are short and skinny getting drunk, so maybe I can get past her bad attitude and we can do it.  Versatility, that’s my middle name.

rachel uchitel seems friendly

By brendon December 04, 2009 @ 2:40 PM

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These pictures of homewrecker Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu, presumably a few hours before getting Dorffed, show this young lady in a whole new light. Some girls are all stuck up and when you go to the beach they won’t let you rub their breasts or stab at their vagina with your hands. Well la-di-da, pardon me your majesty.