KIM MIGHT DO PLAYBOY AGAIN

Kim Kardashian would like to clear up a rumor no one has ever heard because it's categorically untrue. That’s right. The thing you don’t know? That thing no one is talking about? Not true. Whew. What a load off my mind that is. Kim says... There are a bunch of reports... read more

AMYS HUSBAND IS BACK IN JAIL

In June of this year, Amy Winehouses' idiot drug addict husband Blake Fielder went to prison for attempting to bribe a witness in an assault trial. He was originally sentenced to 27 months but was released to a rehab facility just about one month ago. And of course he... read more

JAMIE HAD LIPO WHILE PREGNANT

The always great Star magazine says today that Jamie Lynn Spears is worried she caused permanent damage to her daughter Maddie because Jamie had lipo while she was pregnant. You might be wondering how a perfectly healthy 16-year-old managed to get lipo, and you'd be... read more

GOD THIS IS FRUSTRATING - UPDATE

We both know there’s zero chance that Britney managed to keep her tits inside that dress last night, as she celebrated her 27th birthday at Ten June in NYC. The question is why aren’t there more pictures. No one but INF Daily and the Daily Mail have any yet. I'm sure that... read more

ELISHA CUTHBERT IS "SLOPPY SECONDS"

Elisha Cuthbert is now on her third NHL boyfriend. She currently dates Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf (that’s them in Hawaii last May), but before that she dated Dallas left-winger Sean Avery and then Montreal Canadiens' defenseman Mike Komisarek. It's hard to... read more

HAHAHA YOU SUCK NENE

Every time I see "Real Housewives of Atlanta" I wanna punch somebody. Well, not "somebody". "Them". All four of the worthless pretentious whores who star on that thing. Kim is the best because she’s an idiot slut with no discernible skills or even a job yet she thinks she... read more

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I SHOULD BUY MORE CAMPARI

The 2009 Campari calendar has been leaked online, and this year Jessica Alba follows in the sexy footsteps of Eva Mendes and Selma Hayek. The theme of this year’s calendar is: Things That Are Boner Inducing. Oh my god, look, they did it!(UPDATE - k, heres the rapidshare... read more

SHALOM HARLOW HAS MY ATTENTION

I know Shalom Harlow used to be a bigshot supermodel, but according to wiki she still made over 2 million dollars last year, ranking her 13th among female models. This is the educational part of the post, where I beat around the bush and try to act cool, as if she isn't... read more

TINA TURNERS STILL GOT IT

Tina Turner is on the verge of turning 70, and to make sure everyone knows it, she wore a replica of her famous Mad Max costume during a concert at Madison Square Garden last night. And my god, she looked amazing, according to the Daily Mail, who I assume is being... read more

LEAVE MY KIKI ALONE

It's no surprise that the most beautiful woman in the world would have a stalker. The surprise is that she hasn’t had hundreds and hundreds. The BBC says...Kirsten Dunst has gained a restraining order against a man caught trespassing in her home.Christopher Smith is due... read more

GOD DAMN B

Britney and her hot ass celebrated her birthday and the release of her new album today by performing on Good Morning America. It was essentially the same performance she gave over the weekend in Europe, but less Europeny. I assume the fun birthday stuff starts later. I'm... read more

PARIS FOUND THAT BRA AGAIN

Every now and then Paris Hilton wears a magical bra that makes it appear as though she has tits. She doesn’t of course. Paris could put her bras on backwards and they would fit just the same. Whoever is brilliant enough to create these bras is wasting their intelligence.... read more

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