Morning headlines

JANET JACKSON - made an appearance at last nights BET Awards as part of the celebration of Michael Jacksons life. When she was done, Ne-Yo and Jamie Foxx "performed a somber version of the Jackson 5 classic ‘I'll Be There'". And when they were done, all the white people... read more

This is getting out of hand

Megan Fox has been caught before walking around and licking her lips, but lately seems to be doing it more and more. Yesterday on her way in to Letterman she did it non-stop. I can't even imagine how hot it would be to stand in front of her during that. Even if it was... read more

Michael Jackson headlines

NOTE - All this is either depressing or boring considering what you think about Michael Jackson, so you can either read this version or a sexy version over here. It's the exact same stuff, but the hot version is surrounded by a bunch of naked girls with big tits. -... read more

Thank god

The world that this dumbass page focuses on has taken a weird turn this week, one I don't approve of. Thankfully "90210" is filming pool scenes in Beverly Hills today. So, wait, THEY have a pool like that too, where sexy young girls walk around in bikinis and seductively... read more

"that’s what caused his death"

TMZ has a story now that essentially confirms the Suns report this morning, that Michael Jackson died yesterday after a overdose of the pain killer demerol. "A close member of Michael Jackson's family has told us Jackson received a daily injection of a synthetic narcotic... read more

They won't take his money

The only redeeming part of Perez Hiltons self-serving non-apology yesterday was the second to last paragraph, when he said: "I will be donating any money collected from my lawsuit against Polo Molina, road manager for the Black Eyed Peas, to the Matthew Shepard... read more

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This probably won't be surprising

Michael Jackson has been a fragile mess for years now, surrounded by rumors of a pain killer addiction for almost two decades. So an early report in todays Sun UK claiming this is what killed him may have some validity, or may just be an obvious guess. I mean, c'mon,... read more

1958 - 2009

Michael Jackson was rushed by ambulance to the UCLA Medical Center just after 1pm pct. TMZ says he suffered cardiac arrest and paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance. A family member told them, "he's in really bad shape." The original 911 call was placed at... read more

Perez is having a good week

I only occasionally get stories directly from trusted sources, I get most of them from online news reports, so I haven't developed Perez Hiltons keen eye for the inner workings of Hollywood. It sounds silly now, but many thought when reports came flooding in that Michael... read more

Afternoon headlines

BRAD PITT - is being asked to run for mayor of New Orleans. He doesn't have any political experience, but he does have experience with kids who have never met their biological father, and that's like half the city, so this might work. (source = mirror uk) E! - announced... read more

Kate Gosselin is hot

That headline and banner picture are just to screw with you by the way, because in the actual pictures of Kate Gosselin in a bikini walking around her yard today, she sort of looks like hell. I don't even wanna think about her legs long enough to write something, and... read more

Will.I.Am finally speaks

Will.I.Am and Perez Hilton have both issued statements today concerning the incident this weekend in Toronto, and I'm sure it's just coincidence, but Will.I.Am's statement is 172 words long, and he uses I, me or my 4 times. Once every 43 words. Hilton's statement is 411... read more

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