BAR RAFAELI IS KIND OF CUTE – UPDATE

By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 9:29 AM

Bar Rafaeli is in St Tropez this week, and she better watch out because all the other supermodels must hate her.  She’s so much hotter than everyone one it’s embarrassing.  The only way she could get any more awesome in these pictures is if she morphed into a robot fighting tiger with rockets as feet and beat up some kind of giant monkey.

(picture source = inf daily, updated pics from bauer griffin, UHQ of some of these over on less clothes)



BRUCE WILLIS IS HELPFUL

By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 8:48 AM

It's been pretty hot in SoCal lately, so Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday.  It’s important to stay hydrated.  That guy could have very well died if not for Bruce’s quick thinking.  I hope that guy at least offered to reimburse Bruce for his water.  It's just the right thing to do.

YEAH THIS IS A GOOD SIGN

By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 8:26 AM

Bauer Griffin has some pictures up now of Amy Winehouse receiving a shipment of blood this morning, although it's not really clear why.  I assume it's related to her recent hospital stay, but that’s just a guess because I wasn’t even aware that you could just order blood and they’d bring it to you.  "Okay, so I needed blood and now I have a bag of blood and … and now I have no plan."  Is this what socialized medicine is?  Fantastic.  "Here’s some blood.  Good luck."   But at least they labeled it "Urgent Blood".  Um, is there any other kind?  As opposed to what, "Whenever You Get Around To It Blood" or "Just Leave It On The Stoop Blood".



BRITNEY IS A GREAT MOM

By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 7:40 AM

Britney Spears' inept parenting skill are in the spotlight once again today, with the Daily Mail publishing pictures of her young son Sean Preston playing with her cigarettes as Britney smokes just a few feet away.  The Mail says…

Health experts have criticised Britney's 'shocking' behaviour, calling her a 'poor role model' for her children.  It comes a week after Britney officially agreed to give her ex-husband Kevin Federline sole custody of the couple's two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden, 1.  She is currently allowed two visits and one overnight per week in the settlement.
Britney
It is the latest in a string of high-profile parenting dramas for the 26-year-old.
In January this year, she was placed on lockdown for a mental evaluation after she locked herself in a room with Sean Preston at her LA home and refused to hand him over to Federline.
In February 2006, she was caught driving with Sean Preston on her lap with no seat belts and the following month she received a visit from child welfare officers when Sean Preston fell from his high chair, bruising his head.

Is this really a surprise?  Britney’s a white trash idiot.  Of course she’s gonna smoke right in front of her kids.  He’ll be lucky if it stops there.  He’ll be lucky if you don’t see him using a case of Miller Lite as blocks or the washing machine as a fort.  Now she’s moving to Calabasas.  "Honey where are the kids?"  "Oh they’re out on the cliff."  This kid is doomed.  Doomed I tells ya!



KATE HUDSON IS SINGLE

By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 6:31 AM

Us magazine is reporting that Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong broke up this weekend after three months of dating.  The news comes as a shock to many, because these two are so dull it was easy to forget they were alive, much less a couple.  

"There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things," a source close to the couple tells Us. "There is no hatred, just sadness."
The pair quickly became inseparable with sightings of them in Austin, New York and Los Angeles – though both dodged questions about their relationship.
In the short time they were together, the 29-year-old actress was seen with the 36-year-old cyclist at many of his races and events, including his three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend.
It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways, a source tells Us.

Hard to believe the passion burned out, what with all those bike races and such.  Those drive women wild.  The sidelines are packed with hot chicks, and you’ll often hear, "if that guy rides his bike up this hill, I’m fuckin him.  I'm not kidding, he makes it to the top, I’m fucking him right here and now."

MITCH IS ON THE CASE

By brendon July 30, 2008 @ 5:42 AM

Amy Winehouse’s jackass dad – the same person who has sat idly as his daughter very publically kills herself with drugs – is reportedly furious that someone spiked Amy’s drink with E, which he thinks caused her health problems last week and sent her to the hospital.  And now, Mitch is out for justice!  The Sun says:

It was originally thought she had suffered a reaction to medication she was taking to help her quit Class A drugs.
But last night it emerged that cabbie MITCH, 54, is now certain that her drink had been spiked.
A source said after Rehab star Amy was discharged yesterday: “Mitch is
Furious.  He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.  He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to fit.  If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”

Ohhh baby, NOW we're gonna see some action. This Mitch, I tell ya what, he’s a real tornado, he’s like Rommel, he see's what he wants and he takes it.  Wait … no … I meant to say he's an enabling fuckup who should be arrested when his daughter inevitably dies of an overdose because he sat there and did nothing.  At the very least his penis should be welded to his leg so he can't have any more kids that are nothing but a drain on society's resources.

LINDSAY IS SO GAY

By brendon July 29, 2008 @ 12:25 PM

Lots of people seem to be wondering if Lindsay Lohan is gay these days.  Lindsay Lohan is not one of those wondering.  She knows full well that she is.  The New York Daily News says…

…friends of LiLo were shocked at the actress' new BlackBerry messenger name: "LL <3s [hearts] samanhattan.”

I take it that means, "Lindsay loves Samantha".  Sam has pretty bad timing.  She’s getting Lindsay at her lowest point.  After she’s been used up by 900 guys.  I hope their vibrators have a leash with a velcro strap that Lindsay can hook to her ankle like surfboards do so nothing gets lost up in there.

THESE DUDES ARE GAY. OR SOMETHING.

By brendon July 29, 2008 @ 11:18 AM

"Gossip Girl" stars Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have long been rumored to be a couple off-screen, and today Rush and Malloy has a story that will do anything but help.  The say…

"Gossip Girl" co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says "they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other." The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: "They were only interested in each other."

Honest to god, I have no idea who any of these people are.  I’ve never seen two seconds of "Gossip Girl", I don’t know who Ed Westwick is, I don’t know who Chace Crawford is.  This entire thing could have been about molecular physics and I would have known exactly the same amount. 

(source of thankfully unrelated pictures of Ed on set with topless girls = splash news)