Young Kate Upton Poses For James Weber Photoshoot (UPDATED)

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton is cursed with being super hot. Men are never going to treat her like the scientist that she isn’t. They’re simply going to want to pay her lots of money to see her looking sexy. As far... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Pretends Well

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody gave Khloe Kardashian the solid advice to come out of hiding and go back to doing what she did before Lamar ditched her for crack and whores. So Khloe went back onto social media to post some photos... READ MORE

Nobody Gives a Shit About Your Stupid Emails

September 7, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m a libertarian leaning kind of guy. I already know the government is spying on everybody doing everything. Those fuckers will abuse their power any chance they get. But guess what else — they don’t give a shit about... READ MORE

The Captain Is Still at the Helm

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess the good part about getting old is you start to forget shit more easily. Like, your signature magazine business is tanking or what seems like yesterday you were wearing a robe, smoking a pipe, and looking down... READ MORE

Mel Gibson Yells At Cops…Again

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alcoholic and no big fan of the Hebrew peoples, Mel Gibson, once again unloaded on Malibu cops after he was stopped at a random DUI checkpoint. Mel was driving along the same road he famously lost his shit at... READ MORE

Painted Women In Thongs Protest Fashion Week

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Honestly, if you’re not at least willing to get naked in public to save the animals, I’m feeling like you don’t care that much to save a furry life. The bar has been set, ladies, tits or we kill... READ MORE

Russell Brand Kicked Out Of Awards Show

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The former Mr. Katy Perry, Russell Brand, was kicked out of the GQ Men of the Year Awards for gettin all political.I didn’t even know GQ had awards. I thought they just printed ads with homosexual models wearing overpriced... READ MORE

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Are Doing Great, Err, Fine

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michael Douglas keeps repeating the mantra that he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are ‘fine’ despite their separation. I guess he’s an optimist. If I had cunnilingus throat cancer and my wife was bipolar and not eating and we had just... READ MORE

Me Tarzan, You Jane With Big Boobs

September 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve decided to go without ever listening to another Katy Perry song. It’s like giving up the evening news, I just think it’ll make me feel less hopeless and depressed. In her new music video Roar, Katy dresses like... READ MORE