okay. thats enough.

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 1:21 PM

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I don’t know what little girl decided the MTV VMA’s should be the same day as NFL opening weekend, but did anyone even watch that crap? And if so, why? Was it to see Lady GaGa and her shocking outfits? If so, I hate you.

There’s a thin line between “creative artist” and “f**king retard”. Anyone can do this dumb shit. It’s not hard. I can dress as a muffin with butter, or make a hat out of a crocodile head so my face is peeking out of its open mouth and the crocodile body hangs down my back like a cape. “Ohhh, look at me everyone, I’m a complex artist who refuses to conform with your safe little ideas about fashion.”

Actually, no. No I’m not. I just made up some dumb shit because I want attention. God these two fug morons deserve each other. When does that lady who ran Selena’s fan club get out? And when can she get a new gun?

kanye is really sorry

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 12:13 PM

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You knew the caps-lock key was gonna catch a beating once Kanye sobered up and someone told him what he did to Taylor Swift.

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

He can’t be that sorry because he does this sort of thing all the time. Award shows should tag him like scientists do with caribou, and whenever they see his red dot moving toward the stage, they can put up the Kanye “technical difficulties” card until he’s done ruining everyone’s night. The one I made is just a suggestion. The real ones will be a lot better. Like one could have a Kanye in a straight jacket running away from men in white coats as they try to catch him with those big butterfly nets.

why did kanye do it?

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 4:40 AM

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There may never be any way to know for sure why Kanye West stormed the stage last night and interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted Best Female Video at the MTV VMA’s. Oh wait never mind. It turns out there is a way, and that way would be to look at the pictures of him before the show as he got drunk as hell. We did it! We cracked the case!

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Kanye really is a dick

By brendon September 14, 2009 @ 3:55 AM

I don’t know what phrase means the exact opposite of “Breaking News”, but if you know it, write it down on a post-it note and stick it on your computer screen in front of the headline, because the (insert phrase here) from last nights MTV VMA’s was that Kanye West is an asshole who must be the center of attention at all times or he’ll throw a hissy fit.

The first winner of the night, Taylor Swift for best female video, was rudely and quickly interrupted by Kanye West, who cut off her acceptance speech. He stole the microphone to announce that fellow nominee Beyoncé had “one of the greatest videos of all time,” in “Single Ladies.”
“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” Swift recalled after the show. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Because if Kanye was surprised that Beyonce didn’t win the award, imagine how shocked he would be to have that same award broken off in his ass.

Now this seems worse

By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 6:04 PM

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The ABC News affiliate in San Diego says sources have given them an account of what happened the night before the physical confrontation between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman. And to be honest it’s kind of hot, at least until the part where she gets choked and thrown to the ground.

…witnesses at Merriman’s home said (he) went to his bedroom with two women.
Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them. However, the sources said Tequila reacted angrily and threatened to have sex with a member of Merriman’s entourage.
According to sources, Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house.
Sources told Vara that Merriman, 25, tried to stop the 27-year-old Tequila, and that is when she called 911.
Tequila accused Merriman of choking and throwing her to the ground while she was trying to leave the house. Tequila signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing Merriman of battery and false imprisonment. Both are felonies.

Stuff like this is why I rarely have sex with three girls at once anymore. The problem is crazy girls can sometimes make up stories, but only crazy girls will do you with two of her friends. You can do it if you want, but you’re playing with dynamite my friend.

how is this illegal?

By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 4:23 PM

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‘The Vampire Diaries’ is a show on the CW, apparently, and I didn’t bother to look up what it’s about because I’m pretty sure I could guess what the answer would be, but mainly because that’s not the point to this. The point to this is that Georgia sucks. The LA Times says…

(The shows) four young stars, Nina Dobrev, 20, Candice Accola, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Sara Canning, 22, were charged with disorderly conduct.
They allegedly hung from a bridge in Forsyth, Ga., and flashed motorists.
Monroe County Sheriff’s Department deputies responded to reports that several kids had been hanging and flashing from the bridge at the I -75 northbound intersection.
Despite protests that they were simply doing promo shoots for a TV show , the deputies booked them.

I don’t think I get it. This is Nina Dobrev. This is Kayla Ewell. This is Candice Accola, and this is Sara Canning (and this and this are semi-naked pictures of model Nina Moric that I had in the wrong folder).

It seems hard to believe that 4 hot young girls flashing their naked bodies at people is a problem. Is sunshine and happiness illegal there too? What about puppy dog kisses and the laughter of a child? What the hell is Georgia’s problem, why do they hate hot girls who are trying to make this world a better place?

(16 more pics, mostly of Nina, here. hq jump here. mugshot source = splash)

I am gonna kick your ass

By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 2:45 PM

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Megan Fox was the sexy center of attention for last nights premiere of ‘Jennifer’s Body’ at the Toronto Film Festival, but she unknowingly sentenced this poor bastard to the beating of a lifetime. Does this nerd think he can just waltz in here and turn my world upside down? I’ve been in a pretend relationship with Megan Fox for 2 years now, and he’s livin in a fantasy world if he thinks he’s gonna steal my imaginary lover. In fact I may delete this post, because I can’t afford to leave a trail of evidence for the cops to find. You know, “after”.

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ahh, yes, of course

By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 1:55 PM

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Charlize Theron showed off a healthy orange glow as she signed copies of her Vogue magazine cover at the Dior store in New York City yesterday. Things started off with a solo photo shoot, then she did some pictures for something called, “A History Of Gay Stereotypes In America” (*).   I don’t know who those two guys are, but I think good names for them would be Alejandro and Tuffy.

(*) probably.

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