Arnold is wearing his wedding ring again

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 7:37 PM

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Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn’t been seen wearing his wedding ring for several months, but INF reveals that he was wearing it again over the holidays while on vacation with his kids in Sun Valley, Idaho. And that he and Maria Shriver went to mass on Christmas Eve together. And that he apparently got his wedding ring from Jostens.

NOTE: guh. the page was supposed to be back to normal today, so I apologize for it being so slow. my girlfriend had to go to the emergency room this morning and to hear her tell it, that means I had to go too. someone seems to think they’re too good to take the bus, even after I offered to pay for it.

Olivia Wilde really is maybe dating Jason Sudeikis

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 3:46 PM

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A few weeks ago, Us magazine said that Olivia Wilde had maybe started dating Jason Sudeikis, but now they’re officially maybe dating after getting some coffee together in New York on new years day. Maybe next time they can go shopping for some red pants and he can complete his outfit as a primary color wheel.

(image source = pacific coast news)

Rosie O’Donnell got turned away by Sean Combs

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 2:57 PM

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Rosie O’Donnell was personally invited to Sean “Diddy” Combs’ New Year’s Eve party on Miami’s Star Island, but then when she showed up “casually dressed” with six friends, his security wouldn’t let her in. Probably because it was easier to just turn her away than it would have been to break down the buffet.

(source = ny post)

Jessica Alba is in a bikini

By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 10:36 AM

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Jessica Alba spent the new year in Cabo San Lucas with Cash Warren, and she looks so good it’s easy to forget she has two kids. But she does. The slut. And of course she’s in a bikini. Dirty clothes for a dirty whore.

(image source = fame)

Katy Perry and Russell Brand file for divorce

By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 5:10 PM

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Because the best way to kill a story is to announce it right before a holiday, Katy Perry and Russell Brand confirmed the worlds worst secret today and filed for divorce.

A year after their fairy-tale wedding in India, it seems Katy Perry and Russell Brand won’t be living happily ever after.
Brand, 36, filed for divorce in Los Angeles on Friday, citing irreconcilable differences.
“Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage,” he said in a statement to PEOPLE. “I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”

So does this mean we can deport Russell Brand now? Because that would be terrific.

Stephanie Seymour may have killed a secret agent

By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 1:54 PM

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I’m not positive if that headline is true or not but it’s the day before New Years Eve and nothing is going on and no one is at work and these are just more bikini pictures of Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts and I wanted it to seem more exiting. So I added that part about a double cross and her being an assassin. Who knows, it could be true. In hindsight I hope it’s not true though because she would probably come after me next.

(image source = wenn and pacific coast)

Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini too

By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

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So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan Fox? Someone drag that Bourgeoisie cunt to the beach.

(image source = flynet)

its Jessica Alba in a bikini

By brendon December 30, 2011 @ 12:49 PM

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Jessica Alba is back in Mexico this week, and by that I just mean that she vacations there a lot. Not that she snuck into this country and took acting jobs from Americans. Though now I sorta feel like that should be looked into. Kelly Clarkson really opened my eyes about those people.

(image source = bauer griffin)