Playboy Wants Amanda Bynes… For A Radio Show

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

There are some people out there who believe that Amanda Bynes‘ perceived public meltdown is less about her trying to convince Drake to murder her vagina by turning herself into his favorite stripper, Blac Chyna, and more about drawing a ton of attention to herself so she can find a new job and make money. […]

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Miranda Kerr Wants To Sleep With Angelina Jolie

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Ever since she was allegedly dumped by Victoria’s Secret for being an expensive diva, Miranda Kerr has had to find other things to do with her time, including making Fox & Friends the most important talk show for the first time in its history. Before she made her appearance yesterday, though, Miranda was sweet enough […]

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Kesha Pleased as Punch She Drank Her Own Pee (VIDEO)

June 5, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Without hyperbole, I can say, this is the single most inane interview in the entire history of celebrity interviews. I hate Kesha, I hate this interviewer, I hate MTV, and I hate every single twit in the audience with their stupid planted questions. But, if you can make it through an entire minute, you can […]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Knocked Up by Actor From Her Show

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess marriage is pretty much dead these days. Used to be when a girl got knocked up, somebody with a Sam Elliott voice spoke to the dude and said, buddy, time to step up and do the right thing. Now everybody has a ‘partner’. Which I thought was reserved for gay people because Jesus […]

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Kristin Cavallari In A Bikini

June 5, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the category of former hybrid reality stars who tricked second-tier NFL QBs’s into a baby after they threatened to break up with them, Kristin Cavallari has a really nice ass. You’d be surprised, the category is pretty big. Here’s Kristin in a bikini pretending she’s not in a staged photoshoot. Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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After Earth Sucked, Now What?

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I turned fourteen, my dad got me a baseball glove. He said it was new, but it had the name ‘Chet’ written on the back of it in Magic Marker. I pointed that out to my dad at which point he grabbed the glove out of my hands, slapped it across my head, and […]

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I Can Almost See What Katherine Heigl Had for Dinner Last Night

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody talks about Katherine Heigl like she’s some uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress. Nobody thinks about her as an uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress with a big white girl booty. A couple more outings in a dress like that and that’ll all change. Photo Credit: PCN

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Run for the Border

June 5, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anybody who’s ever worked QSR or any restaurant knows all kinds of nasty shit goes on in the kitchen. Maybe not your high end establishments with angry French chefs, but the places where 90% of us eat have food from kitchens with workers doing disgusting things behind the scenes. Sometimes, it’s just the dudes not […]

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Dakota Fanning Three Steps Closer to Invisible

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dakota Fanning is cute as a button, but just wait until she’s lost all melanin in her skin and she goes completely invisible. She’s going to fuck shit up. All those casting directors who touched her as a child? Dead. Mike Myers for ruining The Cat in the Hat? Killed in his sleep, no witnesses. […]

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How Are You Not Watching Nicole Richie on AOL?

June 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t let it be because you haven’t had an AOL account since your last free trial disk ran out of hours in 1998. You are truly missing one special bit of Twitter inspired reality television programming. Like the latest episode: Nicole Richie visits her hairstylist Andy Lecompte, one of Los Angeles’ most famed hairstylists. Nicole […]

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