new eminem has leaked

“Relapse”, the sixth album from Eminem, isn’t due until May 17th (followed later in the year by “Relapse 2”), and the first single won’t be released until next Tuesday, but, blah blah blah, you can hear it right here, courtesy of the Sun UK. Oh, but please don’t think... read more

the ronsons want a restraining order

Worse is now worser for Lindsay, who luckily won’t be awake for another 10 hours, with the news that Samantha Ronson's mother and sister have asked Beverly Hills police about a retraining order against Lindsay."They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,"... read more

lindsay lohan is single

Even though ten minutes earlier sources who were Lindsay I mean close to Lindsay told E! that everything was terrific between she and Sam Ronson, late last night she confirmed that they were “taking a break”. Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her... read more

chris brown says hes not guilty

Chris Brown finally had his day in court today, almost two months after his arrest for suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna. More specifically, he, “punched her in the left eye with his right hand (then) continued to punch her. The assault caused her mouth to... read more

wrestlemania was huge

It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As... read more

lindsay is on top of the world

Lindsay of course had another huge fight with her lady friend Sam Ronsom this weekend, and X17 had footage of a locksmith changing the locks of Sams door, but according to a love letter this morning on E! online, everything is fine, Lindsay is awesome, she’s a fantastic... read more

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size 2 is a natural beauty

Jennifer Love Hewitt was hot for like 15 minutes, 10 years ago, yet she’s still famous. Her entire career is based on how she looked when she was 16. WTF? I know she used to be amazing, but I had an amazing sandwich 10 years ago too. And if someone said, how would you... read more

victoria won the bikini contest

What’s it called when someone makes a loose fist and draws eyes and a mouth on the side by their thumb and puts a wig on their knuckles and then moves their thumb up and down to look like it’s talking? Because Victoria looks like that in this one. It kind of ruined the... read more

what in the hell

It’s hard to know what’s more uncomfortable; that Lady GaGa is trying to look sexy, or that god help me it’s sort of working. Granted in these pictures from Boston three nights ago, or these semi NSFW pictures from NYC two nights ago, she’s mute, looking the other way and... read more

jessicas ass is photogenic

One of Jessica’s friends took some sexy pictures of her while she lay face down ass up, but these are the most blurry pictures yet from this little Mexico trip of hers, so your journey between her legs may have to take flight on the wings of imagination. (image sorce = ... read more

selena got hacked

Uncomfortably attractive Disney star Selena Gomez went on her twitter earlier today and said her Blackberry (are you fucking kidding me) was stolen yesterday while filming a movie in Puerto Rico. Make no mistake, there is zero chance of anything scandalous coming from... read more

ohai jessica simpsons ass

Jessica Simpson hit the pool yesterday in Mexico too, wearing a nothing little suit that barely covered her ass, which look’s eleventy billion times better than I thought it would. Until her cock-blockin friends pointed out the photographers and wrapped her up. Jessica is... read more

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