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Jessie Andrews in A Bikini

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jessie Andrews is attempting the delicate maneuver of backing down from double-dildo porn action into playful bikini modeling. A few of the more prolific porn stars have tried to pull this professional de-escalation in the past to mostly poor... READ MORE

Copenhagen Has a Very Dramatic Zoo

February 11, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I used to think the zoo was boring. A bunch of drugged out kidnapped beasts playing with their feces cakes. But the Danish people got the zoo entertainment factor figured out. When young Marius the Giraffe came up DNA... READ MORE

Coco Knows How to Celebrate

February 11, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Coco celebrated word that she and her old man were getting a new talk show by flashing her tits to a frightened Asian couple on the freezing streets of New York. This is not entirely unlike how my Aunt... READ MORE

New Bieber Egging Video Emerges

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A new video has emerged in which you can hear Bieber during the now infamous egging on his neighbor’s house. The incident occurred a while back when Bieber and his loser buddies pelted his neighbor’s house with eggs supposedly causing... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Can’t Stop Flashing Her Cans

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a little tip for photographers. If you want girls to get naked for your pictures, shoot in black and white. It’s instant artistic standing. I’ll be shooting monochrome to allow the light to capture your honest self. Now... READ MORE

Valentino Apologizes for Hawking Purses at Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Funeral

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the idiotic jobs you may not know exist is celebrity spotters for fashion companies. These Mensa candidates scan all the paparazzi photos to see if any celebrity is wearing or holding any of their client’s high-priced child-labor sewn... READ MORE

Katy Perry Homages the Beatles

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t show you Katy Perry singing at the Beatles tribute last night without paying $270 to dead Michael Jackson, so here’s a few pictures of her panty lines in sweats over the weekend. When Katy belted out Yesterday,... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf Is Important

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf wore a bag on his head, walked out of a press conference, and generally acted like a chode at the Berlin Film Festival. He was there to promote the glorified porno Nymphomaniac, directed by sieg heiling pervert... READ MORE

Breaking: Courtney Stodden Still Has Huge Tits

February 11, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In case you were hoping that Courtney Stodden had finally paid off in your celebrity death pool, I have bad news. The 19-year old is apparently alive and well, still doing absolutely nothing more than squeezing her giant fake... READ MORE

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