Much to the surprise of nobody, the celebrity boxing match between rapper DMX and George Zimmerman that was announced on Trayvon Martin’s birthday has been canceled. Promoter Damon Feldman decided that after he’d been called every horrible name in... READ MORE

There are a million different reasons why everyone’s bullshit obsession with reliving the 80s and 90s is stupid, but chief among them is how it extends so many careers long beyond anyone should really give a shit. Take Nick... READ MORE

Video clip: NBC, all rights reserved Those tricky Russians didn’t lose the Cold War 55-0 without having a serious bit of strategery on their side. After a long con about how they don’t like the gays and they don’t... READ MORE

Any man who has the privilege to make babies with models knows the obvious upside, outside of the procreative sex with an amazing looking woman who likely mumbles, is having a bunch of kids who are much better looking... READ MORE

Paris Hilton began her DJ-in-residence at Harrah’s Atlantic City this past week. It’s kind of like when Stephen Hawking becomes a resident scholar for a semester at M.I.T., if Hawking had a lazy eye instead of Lou Gehrig’s disease.... READ MORE

Author Stephen King apologized for a Tweet in which he said that Dylan and Mia Farrow are going after Woody Allen out of “bitchiness”. For some reason the horror novelist hobbit thought it a good idea to enter the... READ MORE

According to reports, Philip Seymour Hoffman fell off the decades long sobriety wagon with just one single drink at the wrap party for The Master, where he played the L. Ron Hubbard like character of the film that was... READ MORE

Leo DiCaprio is the latest victim of a fiendish foreigner that likes to bury his face in the crotch of A-list celebrities. The man in question is named Vitalii Sediuk and he’s from one of those former Soviet shithole... READ MORE

Intellectually challenged teens who drop out of school and don’t have jobs have a high propensity for doing incredibly stupid things with their free time. Take for instance Kylie Jenner. She’s got free days. She found her way over... READ MORE

LeAnn Rimes seems to be eating again. This is good news. There was a period of several years there where she simply refused to eat anything but the occasional bit of corrugated cardboard from the UPS store. The rate... READ MORE