jessica simpson is mistaken

I’m not happy at all about Jessica Simpsons attitude these days, or any other hot chick who thinks they need to love themselves for who they are. This is Hollywood, not Lane Bryant. Jessica was once superhot, and she can be again if people would stop filling her head with... read more

someone here craves attention

Katrina Darrell is better known as the girl who auditioned for "American Idol" in a bikini, then tried to make out with Ryan Seacrest. She made it through the first two rounds but got bounced this week because she sorta sucked and was annoying. People should vote for ... read more

which one is dakota fanning?

I hate when pictures aren’t labeled, because Dakota Fanning was allegedly at the NAACP Image Awards last night, but I can't spot her. Where is she? Which one is Dakota?!?!?!(image source = getty images)[gallery id="10122"] read more

orange you glad to see me

Is this just bad photography or makeup or did Shenae Grimes of "90210" turn orange overnight? I hope this is just too much bronzer on her face and her entire body doesn’t look like this. If I looked down one day and my penis was this color, I’d chop it off and burn it. ... read more

kill it!

Thanks to everyone who emailed me the TMZ picture of Nadya Suleman, the lunatic who had octuplets (*) a few days ago, her 14th child, all of which have been through in vitro fertilization. And by "thanks", I mean, "please God stop". You know I think pregnant women are... read more

bar rafaeli is attractive

Bar Rafaeli visited David Letterman last night, and it’s a good thing Dave is a pro because if I interviewed her it would be nine minutes of, "will you have sex with me, will you have sex with me, will you have sex with me..."(picture source = splash news)[gallery... read more

chris brown might walk

It now seems possible that Chris Brown will not serve even one day in jail after beating up Rihanna and threatening to kill her. Despite witnesses who heard the fight and pictures of Rihanna taken after that show, "contusions on the face, swollen eyes, cut lip, bloody... read more

facebook status: single

After almost 4 days of silence, Chris Brown has issued his first statement in regards to him punching out his girlfriend Rihanna and threatening to kill her. The New York Post says…he posted an update on his private Facebook page reading: "You'll begin to see her true... read more

joaquin phoenix is doing great

Joaquin Phoenix was on David Letterman last night, and Phoenix needs to work on his crazy if he wants to go on Letterman and top Brother Theodore or Crispin Glover. Phoenix is boring. They might as well have spent 10 minutes explaining natural log base 'e'. I didn’t even... read more

terrence howard defends chris brown

On his way to dinner in Beverly Hills on Tuesday night, paparazzi caught up with Terrance Howard and asked him what he thought about Chris Brown punching Rihanna in the face and choking her until she blacked out. Howard said he thought it was reprehensible and Brown... read more

american idol kicked off pacitti

Just last night Joanna Pacitti was chosen to advance to the final 36 on American Idol Season 8, but early this morning producers kicked her off the show citing her relationship with some close to the show and her previous record contract (more on that here). EW says...... read more

she was bruised up last month too

The Us magazine that hits newsstands today claims Chris Brown may have roughed up Rihanna at least once before, and maybe as many as ten million times. Okay I made up that last part.Brown always had a "volatile" relationship with Rihanna. A Rihanna confidant adds that... read more