WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

I’m as surprised as anyone that Stacy Keibler had one of the most disappointing celebrity bodies on the beach this weekend in Miami. A hot body was pretty much her only marketable talent. She has no tits anymore and her ass is getting kinda big. They should make coke... read more

YOURE NOT FROM AROUND HERE ARE YOU

Some unknown model was in Miami this weekend for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and either she forgot that American beaches are made of Fail or she just chose to ignore it, because she wore a thong made of damn near nothing (there’s a thin strip of clear plastic going... read more

AMY WINEHOUSE IS AS LUCID AS EVER

Amy Winehouse had a 6-minute chat with some paparazzi guy who just rang her doorbell and asked her questions over the intercom last night. And it was every bit the rambling mess you might imagine. Although I didn’t listen to the whole thing because at the 2:40 mark she... read more

RUSSEL SIMMONS IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR

The whole damn world was down in Miami this weekend, and that included Russell Simmons and some hot black girl and some less hot white girl. I’m assuming they were together because at one point Russell pulled at the white girls bikini and flashed her boob. There didn’t... read more

KIM KARDASHIAN IN MIAMI

Kim Kardashian and her luscious titties were in Miami this weekend, and thankfully she went to the beach and showed those things off. Her rack is just fantastic. I think a good idea would be to do some Mission Impossible type thing where you put on a fake mustache and... read more

THE VICTORIAS SECRET FASHION SHOW

There's a disturbing lack of Marisa Miller pictures from last nights Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, a show which is less about lingerie and fashion and more about just putting hot chicks in a bunch of crazy crap. Which doesn’t excuse them from snubbing my beloved Marisa.... read more

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BOOTLEG STAR TREK TRAILER

Some dashing ne’er-do-well put up a bootleg copy of the new "Star Trek" trailer, which premiered yesterday in front of "Quantum of Solace". At first I was thinking that kid sucks I hate him. Then I was like oh okay. Then I was like wow that dude is a perfect Spock and... read more

SARAH PALIN IS A HOT PIECE

My favorite part of the Presidential campaign was the final few days when Sarah Palin went for broke and did some speeches with her hair down and in tight jeans that showed off her hot body. Now Celebuzz has some pictures off her in shorts, hanging out by a pool in Miami... read more

IS THAT ... WAIT, WHAT IS THAT

Katy Perry was on stage in Canada earlier this week, when, all of a sudden, hey look it's her tits. And now finally decent pictures are available. Although, I can't lie to you, it's still hard to see anything good. She’s so pale and her nips are so pink, it's like a... read more

RICKY GERVAIS IS AVERAGE SIZE

Ricky Gervais won't be on "Inside the Actors" studio until January, but he will be on HBO doing stand-up for an hour tomorrow night. I have no idea if he's any good or not, but Louis CK thought enough to open for him on the road a few months ago. Louis CK. The funniest... read more

KANYE IS UNDER ARREST

Kanye West was arrested a few hours ago in the UK for assaulting a photographer but – brace yourself for the shock of your life – he will not be charged and has already been released. TMZ says...West was arrested at a hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning after... read more

HOLY MOLY

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova all got together for a Victorias Secret shoot yesterday, possibly part of the big CBS runway show that airs every December, and I'm not kidding when I say I have absolutely masturbated to pictures that... read more

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