Jolie won't be Marilyn, but Mara will be Salander

Yesterday everyone in Hollywood was freaking out over the casting of Angelina Jolie as Marilyn Monroe and Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander. Oh I know, right! It was crazy! You can't make this stuff up! But today Jolie has announced she will not be starring in the biopic... read more

Tuesday morning headlines

MICHAEL DOUGLAS - has throat cancer, and is about to start 8 weeks of chemo. And since if he dies, Catherine Zeta Jones will be rich and single, his treatment isn't gonna go so well if you catch my drift. (the sun) LAURENCE FISHBURNE - has spoken to his daughter Montana... read more

Tila Tequila was topless when she was attacked

(note: pictures after the jump, which I have to make a big deal out of because it helps me on google when I write words like "topless".) The San Francisco Gate is reporting the attack on Tila Tequila over the weekend was planned in advance among Insane Clown Posse fans... read more

Mel Gibson crashed his car

Last night, at 8:35 in Malibu, Mel Gibson lost control of his 2008 Maserati and crashed into the rock wall along Malibu Canyon Road. He wasn't hurt, he was alone and alcohol was not a factor, but Mel won't tell police why he crashed. And good for him. It would ruin the... read more

Snookis naked ass is as bad as it sounds

Are you just sitting there at work because you couldn't think of a good fake excuse and you're not sick? I've got a better idea. Open these pictures. Snookis naked ass will take care of that. (image source = splash news online) [gallery... read more

Monday morning headlines

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - and his boyfriend will be having twins, one boy and one girl, via surrogate this October. I hope I'm wrong but the boy better learn how to fight immediately. (twitter, e!) LINDSAY LOHAN - might be getting out of drug rehab and beginning outpatient... read more

Cameron Diaz in a bikini

These bikini pictures of Cameron Diaz, taken this weekend in Santa Barbara, were shot from a million miles away and they're blurry and out of focus, but this is what she looks like in focus, so blurry is the only way to look at her without shrieking in horror. Maybe if... read more

Tila Tequila was "pelted with stones and feces..."

Inviting Tila Tequila to perform at a concert festival headlined by Insane Clown Posse sounds like the kind of thing you would make up as an example to illustrate something that went really badly. "How did your blind date go?" "About as well as Tila Tequila at an Insane... read more

does anyone actually like Julia Roberts?

From the day it was announced, it was always assumed that "Eat, Pray, Love" was gonna be huge. It had Julia Roberts cackling like an asshole, bike rides, hunks with unplaceable accents, and pasta. Women love that shit. It was rock solid. There was literally no room for... read more

Dina Lohan is a liar. Also a complete c*nt.

Dina Lohan lies from start to finish every single day, and this morning on the Today show was no exception. The most insulting part was in the 22 second clip above, when she said Lindsay had only been in a drug rehab twice, and then smirked condescendingly at Matt Lauer... read more

Friday morning headlines

RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. "Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it's 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!" So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!) JENNIFER... read more

Dina Lohan should be set on fire

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Yesterday it was reported that Lindsay Lohan may not be spending 90 days in rehab, because the judge that sentenced her has since recused herself (*). Now, instead of doing a 45-day program twice,... read more

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