its a Jasmine Waltz bikini car wash

By brendon July 27, 2011 @ 10:27 AM


I don’t know what it is exactly, but holy shit do I love Jasmine Waltz. She’s only famous of course for dating David Arquette right after he separated from Courteney Cox, but I don’t care. I’m all in. Her sex tape is maybe the hottest celebrity tape ever. Easily the best one since Pam Anderson. So if she washed her car in a bikini yesterday to maybe drum up some attention for it, it worked. She looks incredible in that thing. Sexy but not slutty. Which is also how people describe me when I dance the bachata, by the way. Erotic, yet always in control. If I had to describe my dancing with one word it would be; “sensual”.

(image source = bauer griffin. and until youtube takes it down, here’s a mostly SFW clip of her tape)

Blake Lively will soon have Sex in a City

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 7:39 PM


It seems like it’s been forever since the British tabloids clearly made up some casting news. “Done and done,” says the Daily Mail.

Rumours were rife after the second film launched last year that another was on the cards and now it has emerged that ‘Sex and the City 3′ will go ahead – with a new cast featuring some of Hollywood’s hottest talents.
Taking form as a prequel the proposed project will be based on Bushnell’s two novels, The Carrie Diaries and Summer And The City (published this year) which track the four individuals in their teenage years and early twenties before they become a united female front in New York.
It is rumored that current preferences for the roles are Blake Lively as Samantha Jones, Selena Gomez as Charlotte York, Emma Roberts as Miranda Hobbes and Elizabeth Olsen as Carrie Bradshaw.

Well this movie sounds like a home run. Because when I see a girl having sex in a movie, I always think, “hey, I wonder what she was doing before this.” To me that’s way more interesting.

(image source of Blake today in LA on the set of ‘the Savages’ = wenn)

Bar Refaeli is still in a bikini

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 6:09 PM


Bar Refaeli spent another day in a bikini in Porto Cervo, Italy, with her new boyfriend David Fisher, and I don’t know much about that guy but word on the street is that he goes to children’s hospitals at night and masturbates on the kids. You hear that Bar! Little kids! With cancer! “It makes me feel sexy,” he probably says. Oh sure he’ll deny it if you ask but what do you expect from a sicko like that!

(image source = inf)

Leighton Meester is geting sued by her mom

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 5:12 PM


Just to set the table here, ‘Gossip Girl’ star Leighton Meester was born in prison, and not because her mom was the warden. She was an inmate, doing time for drug trafficking. Her father, grandfather and aunt also spent time in federal prison for drug dealing. Leighton however seems to be nice enough and you never really hear anything bad about her.

So when Leightons mom makes a bunch of wild claims about what a bitch her daughter is, guess which side I’m inclined to believe.

The New York Daily News says…

Constance Meester claims her famous daughter reneged on an oral agreement to pay her $10,000 a month, cancelled her health insurance and assaulted her in December by “throwing her to the ground and repeatedly hitting her with a bottle.”
The 54-year-old mom says Leighton’s “malicious” treatment has left her “destitute” as she cares for the star’s ailing younger brother.
She alleges in the suit filed Monday that her house fell into foreclosure and she needs $5,000 a month to treat her Hepatitis C.
Constance Meester argues she deserves the millions in cash because she “sacrificed her happiness” to further her daughter’s career, according to the suit.
Leighton Meester, 25, hasn’t addressed the allegations publicly, but (she) filed her own suit Friday in anticipation of the claims.
Her suit alleges she sent $7,500 a month to support her brother Alexander and that her mom used the money for plastic surgery, Botox injections and hair extensions.

Leighton will always be a less sexy version of porn star Tori Black to me, and since we already have Tori Black and she does anal and everything I’m not sure why we even need Leighton, but it’s still terrible that she has to deal with this nonsense. It’s probably not a good sign where there’s a porn star who is identical to you in every way, except that she’s from a better family.

did Amy Winehouse commit suicide?

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 2:59 PM


That question in the headline is rhetorical, by the way. Because I don’t know what the answer is. E! says that police in London haven’t ruled it out, but as of today there’s still no clear cause of death. One thing that probably didn’t help was that she was living in filth…

“It looked like a bomb site,” says an eyewitness observer inside Winehouse’s apartment. “She really appears to have lived out her final days and hours in squalor and misery.”

Gosh what a surprise. No one could have guessed that. Just goes to show that you can’t judge a book by it’s cover.

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Lady Gaga has to use Rogaine now

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 1:26 PM


Lady Gaga spends a great deal of time and money to make sure she looks like a complete jackass every single day, but much like Icarus as he rose toward the glory of the heavens, such ambition comes at a price. The Sun says…

Lady GaGa is using anti-baldness cure Rogaine – after frequent colour changes have played havoc with her hair.
She often wears wigs to mask the damage years of styling has done to her scalp.
A source said: “Over the years Lady GaGa has put her locks under a lot of stress.
“She’s poured so much chemical over them that it’s damaged her follicles.
“She’s hoping by using Rogaine, she can repair some of the harm.”

We’ve heard she was losing her hair before of course, so maybe this means it’s getting worse. Not only that, but my sources tell me that, because of all the tucking to hide it, her penis has turned a dull grey color. Oh Gaga, is it really worth it!

(image source = wenn)

Jesse James and Kat Von D broke up

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 10:39 AM


You can’t watch TLC for more than 10 minutes without seeing a commercial for ‘LA Ink’ with Kat Von D and Jesse James talking about their engagement and how they make their long distance relationship work, but just as TLC once implied you might Learn something by watching their Channel, that’s all sort of gone to hell.

Kat went on her twitter last night and wrote…

“I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.”

Thankfully People did not respect that and shared more info.

“I’m so sad because I really love her,” James (says). “The distance between us was just too much.”
James, 42, and the LA Ink star, 29, were engaged in January and had been planning a summer wedding around the one-year anniversary of when they started dating.
But the commute between Los Angeles, where Von D shoots her reality show, and James’s home outside of Austin, Texas, where he lives with his kids proved to be too much.??

Jeez, what am I, your therapist, I don’t care why you broke up. Keep that shit to yourself Jesse. The only reason I even bothered with this was so I could post these pictures of Kat getting scanned at LAX last month. And if you think you’re happy to see her ass in tights, look at this guy. If I were racist and you were here I might say something in a old-timey “black” voice like, “Holy Mackerel! Lookem dis here white girl!” But as everyone knows I’m not racist, and I don’t appreciate that kind of humor.

(image source = splash and bauer griffin)

Monday headlines, with milf Adrianna Lima

By brendon July 25, 2011 @ 6:23 PM


AMY WINEHOUSE – will be buried tomorrow in a private funeral service in London. So for her sake I hope she’s actually dead. (abc news)

CAPTAIN AMERICA – won the weekend box office with $65.1 million, Harry Potter was second with $47.4M, and ‘Friends With No Strings’ was third with $18.6M. It would have made more but it turns out that Justin Timberlake is a jackass and nobody likes him. (box office mojo)

JENNIFER LOPEZ – has essentially agreed to a new contract to return to ‘American Idol’ for another season. “How could we not after the great way she helped pick an instantly irrelevant winner,” Fox probably said. (e!)

ADRIANNA LIMA – spent yesterday at the beach in Miami with her bikini-picture-ruining little girl. I’ll get you for this you little bitch! (flynet)