By brendon November 30, 2009 @ 4:03 PM
In 1977, Roman Polanski was 44 and a huge star in Hollywood since his Oscar nomination for directing ‘Chinatown’ 3 years earlier. He was also a photographer for magazines like Vogue. During a private photo shoot with a 13-year-old girl named Samantha Gailey, he gave her champagne, quaaludes and a sedative, then anally raped her while she begged him to stop.
That’s illegal, so he was arrested but fled to France where he’s lived free of punishment ever since. In September the Swiss police took him into custody with plans to extradite him to the US, but thanks to the President of France, now that’s never gonna happen.
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By brendon November 30, 2009 @ 3:19 PM
George Clooneys girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent some time alone on the beach over the weekend near his mansion in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. She has a good body but her face photographs weird. She looks way better in her modeling pictures. So if you think about it maybe George Clooneys life isn’t so great. Also, when the rapture comes, weekends like this are why he’ll be cast into the lake of fire, whereas the righteous and pure of heart like me will be rewarded.
(image source = flynet online)
By brendon November 30, 2009 @ 2:24 PM
This is a vapid Hollywood website, so I’m pretty much obligated to post things like this, but if Jaimie Hilfiger weren’t the niece of Tommy Hilfiger no one would be saying she’s gonna be famous or care that she posed in a bikini this weekend at Venice Beach.
She’s short, and I’m a huge fan of girls who are short, but she’s not pretty and she has no tits. I don’t know who dates her but he’s a fuckin weirdo because she’s built like a little kid. He likes her because after puberty girls lose their innocence and get dirty. This one is still clean. Freaked out yet? I know I am. Moving right along.
(source = pacific coast news)
By brendon November 30, 2009 @ 12:39 PM
Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber spent Thanksgiving with George Clooney (48) and his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis (31) at Clooneys palatial resort home in Mexico. They lounged around in a hot tub drinking champagne, the girls prancing around in bikinis and warming their golden skin under the gentle sun.
When my penis saw all this, he compared it to our Thanksgiving in a small town in Tennessee, then called me a loser and questioned my sexuality by asking if I was some kind of “fag”. Then he said, “put up your dukes” and challenged me to a fight for his freedom.
(image source = splash news online and flynet online)
By brendon November 30, 2009 @ 11:30 AM
If you’re like me, you woke up this morning on a bed of money and a pile of many beautiful ladies. More to the point, you’ve spent the last 4 days blissfully ignorant to any stupid pop-culture gossip stuff. That’s why you and I are both super cool and super amazed at how cool this Tiger Woods thing is.
It all began Thanksgiving day with a National Enquirer story that claimed he was cheating on his hot Swedish wife Elin Nordegren with a New York party girl named Rachel Uchitel. Uchitel also allegedly had an affair with David Boreanaz while his wife, former Playmate Jamie Bergman, was pregnant.
According to some, Elin heard all this and attacked Tiger with a golf club in a move marked by her choice of weapon and it’s “back from whence you came” type irony.
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By brendon November 25, 2009 @ 5:33 PM
I never heard of Nicole Bahl until right now, but today is the day before Thanksgiving and it’s boring and she’s in Rio in a bikini and so here we are. Also feel free to ask me why there’s a chubby black woman rubbing oil on her back, but keep in mind that I have absolutely no idea what the answer might be. Maybe this is another one of Oprahs schools. She rounds up all the tubby black women down there and teaches them how to be sex slaves.
(source = flynet)
By brendon November 25, 2009 @ 4:42 PM
Well, not specifically this reason. Not because Bar Rafaeli has new bikini pictures in Victorias Secret. But because of girls in general. The Enquirer says…
Oprah Winfrey is quitting her show for her BFF Gayle King – and they’re moving in together!
The move will also mark the end of Oprah’s longtime relationship with Stedman Graham, (as Oprah) focuses her attention on grooming Gayle for her own talk show…
As part of her plan, Oprah intends to move Gayle into “The Promised Land,” her sprawling 42-acre estate in Montecito, Calif., which she’s told pals will be her primary residence.
If working thinly veiled allusions to lesbian sex into a news story was an Olympic event, then “focuses her attention on grooming Gayle” would win the silver but still fall short to “intends to move Gayle into The Promised Land”, which would smash every world record ever seen.
By brendon November 25, 2009 @ 3:11 PM
Nicole Sherzinger already made one solo record, with songs either produced by or featuring Timbaland, Will.I.Am, Ne-Yo, Snow Patrol, Pharell, the Neptunes, T.I. and Sting, but that was never released for some reason and after that she went back to the Pussycat Dolls.
I’m pretty sure any one of those producers could make a record with dogs who bark Christmas carols and it would go to number one, but Nicole can’t take a hint, and so she’s leaving the band again. Page Six says…
The rest of the Pussycat Dolls are not on speaking terms with Nicole Sherzinger — reducing hopes of the group ever reuniting. “It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing.” Kimberly Wyatt recently revealed she hadn’t heard from Sherzinger, who’s now working on a solo career, in months.
Good. Whatever. The one with red hair is the hottest one anyway. I don’t know that ones name but she’s the hottest one. They probably call her Cherry or Blush or something like that. Bands like this always do some dumb shit like that with the names.
Girls with dark red hair are just hotter than other girls. That’s not an opinion either, it’s a fact. Here, look at this chart behind me. As you can see “X” represents my erection. 700! These are unprecedented levels, and proves my theory once and for all.