Denise Richards in a bikini > Charlie Sheen

While her ex husband Charlie Sheen was on stage this weekend reminding everyone that a little of that jackass goes a long way, Denise Richards was on the beach in the Bahamas reminding everyone how hot she can still look. I wish more ex wives and girlfriends would get... read more

Charlie Sheen is getting booed off stage

If having an old burned out drunk get on stage and ramble incoherently sounds like a dynamite night of entertainment, then you're sure to love the "Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option" tour, which stated this weekend in Detroit when he... read more

Lindsay Lohan totally assaulted that woman in rehab

Earlier this week the Riverside County D.A. decided not to press charges against Lindsay Lohan for the incident at the Betty Ford Center on December 12th, when she allegedly assaulted a staff member, which is absolutely fucking astounding considering the newly released... read more

Candice Swanepoel could get fired for being too hot

Candice Swanepoel (the blond in the middle in the picture above) has always been skinny but for some reason people (presumably fat and/or gay ones) started to freak out yesterday when they saw her at the Victorias Secret swimwear launch. E! says... It was markedly... read more

its bikini madness! now with Audrina Patridge!

There's been an amazing amount of bikini pictures this week, and now you can add Audrina Patridge on the beach yesterday in Santa Monica to the list. A few notes about these: - Her husky friend can do a backflip, which I found stunning. - She has a perfect white girl ass... read more

Kendra is hot (as in angry)

Kendra Wilkson was one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends from 2004 to 2008 (and the star of his E! show the Girls Next Door from 2005 to 2009), so it does make a good deal of sense that his fiance doesn't want to invite his ex to their wedding, but it's not as if she was a... read more

Courteney Cox was punished for her debauchery

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins are still living in sin down in St. Barts this week, and yesterday the angry sea punished them for thier wicked ways. "Fornicators!" it yelled as it thrashed down on them with vengeful waves, ripping Courteneys top off so the world could... read more

Courteney Cox is friendly

Courteney Cox and Josh Hopkins spent another day on the beach in St. Barts today, along with Courteneys 6-year-old daughter and some mutual friends, but according to them this is still purely platonic. So either that means they're not a couple, or they are a couple but... read more

nice job, sweetheart

The newest pictures from the set of Wonder Woman, taken last night in Hollywood, seem to show even more changes to her costume from that first god awful picture. We already knew they re-made her pants in a different fabric and changed her boots from blue to red, but now... read more

Khloe Kardashian is the ugly and fat one

Her words, not mine. Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her.  "I'm the ugly sister. I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last... read more

Miley Cyrus has the nerve to slam Rebecca Black

If you're very famous due in large part because of all the doors that were opened to you because you're dad is also very famous, you probably shouldn't criticize anyone else for the path they took to success. And yet that's what Miley Cyrus did on an Australian morning... read more

its the Victorias Secret Angels in bikinis

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima were at the pool at the Mondrian Hotel in LA yesterday to help launch the 2011 Victorias Secret swim line. Or at least Alessandra and Candice were. Adriana looked spooky. It doesn't really seem like she's ready for... read more