Jessica Lowndes is a good model

By brendon November 04, 2010 @ 11:15 AM


90210 star Jessica Lowndes is in the new FHM, and she sort of looks like a young Jennifer Connelly here. Except Jennifer Connelly took her clothes off a lot when she was younger. It’s called sharing Jessica. Stop being so stuck up.

Fergie is in Rio

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 8:33 PM


Fergie hit the beach in Rio today, and luckily most of the pictures are sort of blurry so thats good. That’s when Fergie looks her best. If the pictures are clear you notice how old and dry and leathery she looks. I bet her vag looks like the tunnel Indiana Jones went down to get that gold idol in Raiders.

Meg Ryan is going crazy

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 5:47 PM


At first it seems like Meg Ryan is crying in these pictures, but then things get really uncomfortable when you realize she’s not. She’s just walking around New York today making a bunch of dumb faces. Is she telling a sad story? Did she taste something bitter? Or take some medicine? This is why I take all medicines rectally. I don’t have to, it’s just a nice little treat.

(source = pacific coast)

Bret Michaels says he never banged Mileys mom

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 5:02 PM


When Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus announced their divorce last week, many thought it was related to the rumor that Tish did Bret Michaels when he and Miley worked on a song together last year. Perhaps by using his hand exactly like he is in this picture of them together. But today a publicist for Bret told E! news…

“It’s unfortunate that Billy Ray and Tish have to be further tainted by these lies being reported. The only relationship he’s had with Tish is professional because he worked with Miley on ‘Every Rose.’ She recut it, and obviously they did that together at GMA in the summer.”

Oh whatever. People who work together always end up doin it. That’s why Kim Kardashian opened a store that sells nothing but rims and grape drink.

Katy Perry wanted a breast reduction

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 2:57 PM


Thankfully this was only some sort of temporary madness, but Katy Perry tells Harpers Bazaar that she wanted a breast reduction when she was 13.

“I had really bad back problems and was a little bit thicker. Then I grew up and lost the baby fat and said, ‘Hey, this isn’t all that bad.’”

Oh boy. It’s always a disaster when a girl tries to tell a story, isn’t it. It’s either 2 seconds long and pointless or 30 minutes long and you just know they’re fuckin it all up.

Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 2:14 PM


Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he’s with Ashley Greene now. E! says

However, things came to a breaking point in recent months.
“After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very awkward. Everyone tried to be professional, but you could tell it was wearing down Demi. It was a taboo subject to bring up, but clearly she wasn’t over Joe.”
At the airport in Peru on Saturday, Demi got into a scuffle with a backup dancer (and threatened) Ashley Greene, who was at the airport as well.

In Demi’s defense, she should be upset about Ashley Greene, because Ashley Greene is way way better than her. She’s way way hotter and she’s naked all the time. Remember the Sobe body paint campaign? And her private full frontal pictures? And her private full frontal pictures? Ahhh, and let’s not forget about her private full frontal pictures!

maybe Ke$ha isn’t all bad

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 1:09 PM


Or maybe having a cute girl on her knees helps make Ke$ha more attractive. Or maybe it really is possible to turn literally anyone into a pop star. Because she looked ok yesterday while filming the video for “We R Who We R”, even though I know beyond any doubt that she’s actually fug as hell with a terrible body and I wouldn’t fuck her even if I had several replacement dicks on a shelf somewhere and I could take my current one off, burn it and pretend like this never happened.

(source = pacific coast)

Tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny

By brendon November 02, 2010 @ 4:55 PM

The Hollywood Reporter
says today that MTV will edit all future airings of the Jersey Shore reunion show and has issued an apology to GLAAD because of a segment that dealt with the Situation flirting with a tranny in a Miami nightclub. Or, “tra**y”, according to GLAAD.

Among other things, GLAAD called the segment

– “one of the most blatantly transphobic scenes aired anywhere on television in the last few years.”
– “the instance was made much worse by both the show’s host and producers, who intercut with shots of cast member Ronnie wearing a dress and footage of a large man in a bikini and a Halloween mask . . . (then asking the Situation) ‘Who was that tra**y?  What was up with that?’ ”
– “Not only is the word “tra**y” a dehumanizing and derogatory slur, the open mockery displayed by the show’s cast members, host, and producers requires a swift and genuine public apology.”

Then they link to the video (the same video above) and say…

WARNING: This video is extremely offensive.

If that was offensive to gays, then Italian people must literally burst into flames when watching this crap. They might as well just call it 30 Minutes of Some Dago and have them all throwing dough in the air and saying, “we needa morea da mootzaRELLA” before they kiss their fingers.