BRAD SAYS HE NEVER CHEATED

Brad Pitt tells W magazine this month that he never cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie while they (Pitt and Jolie) were filming "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Although he should have. Jeez this bitch is ugly. Pitt says..."What people don't understand is that we filmed... read more

ITS MY LUCKY DAY

Everyone in the media agrees that Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous and amazing, but keep in mind that everyone in the media is either a girl or gay guy or a gay guy still in the closet. Point being, expect a lot of hand wringing about that withered old hag breaking up... read more

JENNIFER LOVE CHEW-IT IS SAD

Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with her fiancé Ross McCall last week, and even though she's back at work on her show "Ghost Whisperer", she's finding it hard to mend a brokenwait a second when did she get less fat? Oh I swear if she ruins my Jennifer Love Chew-It nickname... read more

GET AWAY YOU CRAZY BITCH

If I were naked, and a girl came at my penis with a wire coat hanger, I would consider it nothing less than an attack, and I would knee her right in the face and then run right to the cops. I’m not joking. Carmen Electrahas other ideas, apparently. Sexy CARMEN ELECTRA... read more

OH GOOD, MORE KIDS

Jennifer Garner gave birth to a little girl last night, the second child for her and husband Ben Affleck. And thank god too. I was really worried we didn’t have enough kids in this country. People magazine says:The actress's rep says: "Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave... read more

SITE NEWS

So yeah the site is a little different now. Thinner, leaner. Like a cheetah. It will take like a month but we're finally gonna have way bigger pictures too. So now we can all see Lindsay's vagina in breath taking clarity. And I can post stuff faster because of a new... read more

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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS AN IDIOT

I'm not saying that every theme party needs to be a shocking recreation of actual events, but I don't think it too much to ask that if you host a Disco 70’s party, that is to say a party where you and your friends dress up like they did in the 1970’s, as Kristin Cavallari... read more

DONT MESS WITH LOUISIANA COPS

Back in July, while Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were in Shreveport, LA to film "W", both men were arrested for their part in a bar room fight, although it was never really made clear what their part was. During the arrest the two men were tased and pepper sprayed,... read more

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 17

How can you not love Lily Allen? She’s actually a big music star, but she runs around naked constantly and is a complete pain in the ass. She's harmless of course, she's not gonna back over you with her car and then dump your corpse in a swamp, but she is the best when it... read more

YES YES YES PLEASE GOD YES

Paula Tries To Tell A GD StoryDespite this idea being sheer madness on every level, the National Enquirer says CBS is in secret (shhhh!) talks with Paula Abdul for her to do her own talk show. Be prepared to clinch your fists and hate life when you see how much she makes... read more

JIM AND JENNY ARE IN HAWAII

Jim Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthy are in Hawaii this week, tasking a well deserved break from whatever the hell it is rich people do. Jenny looks hot but Jim is really not aging well. That crazy diet he does has him looking all gaunt and crazy. Not like me. I'm... read more

BEING JAMES BOND LOOKS LIKE FUN

Daniel Craig and his girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell spent New Years in St Barts, and holy crap that chick is ridiculously good looking. Kudos to Daniel, because she is way way out of his league. His features are downright simian, in fact from the neck up it's as if someone... read more

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