Jennifer Aniston is Man of the Year

Apparently it

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Brittany Murphy is fun

The always great Radar Online reveled yesterday that, in an almost unheard of move, Brittany Murphy has been dropped by both her agent at ICM and her manager at Brillstein-Grey. The reason why remains unclear. She's a working actress with the new Jordache contract and a number of paydays already lined up, and all reps involved claim it was a mutual business decision, but sources say it was much more personal and may...

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the Real World girls are tramps

If you were a girl who was on the Real World, placing an ad like this on Craigslist is basically a lateral move. Want to Fuck a Reality Star! - w4m - 22 - Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org - Date: 2005-11-16, 10:33PM PST Former Reality Actress is looking for 30 guys for Porn. $100 pay - w4m Beautiful reality actress from MTV Real World is doing her first independent porn. We are searching for 30 very good looking...

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the Gucci 2006 Spring show

Some pictures here from last nights Gucci Spring 2006 Fashion Show from the Milan runway. Stuff like this gives you a good idea how attractive these women are, cause these are some of the ugliest damn dresses I

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Nick Lachey is just about done

MSNBC is reporting that Jessica Simpson wanted to throw her husband Nick Lachey an extravagant 32nd birthday party last week, but had her plans quashed by none other than Nick. She wanted a lavish event to "show Nick how much she loves him and wants to make things work between them," but that idea was quickly shot down. "Do what you want," he told her. "But leave me out of it." The end result was a small gathering...

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Is Britney Spears ready for divorce

Britney Spears may be on the verge of filing for divorce from Kevin Federline, just two months after giving birth to their first child. A source said to be a close friend of Britneys told Australian magazine NW: "Britney's already seen the divorce lawyer. As it stands, the divorce papers are written up and all she has to do is give the word and they'll be filed in the courthouse. She doesn't want to divorce Kevin, but...

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William Shatner is for sale

William Shatner is reportedly trying to get the doctor who removed his kidney stone to give it to him so he can sell it on eBay, claiming that it would be "the ultimate piece of Star Trek memorabilia." Shatner, who is now 74, says he will give the proceeds of the sale to charity, but first he has to petition eBay to make an exception to their strict policy forbidding the sale of body parts online. The assertion that a...

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Lindsay Lohan is easy to trick

This Lindsay Lohan story has been around all day, and a few readers have been nice enough to email it to me, but I didn

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Mr. T says pay attention, fool

MSNBC says that Mr. T has been signed to deliver celebrity voice content for mobile GPS navigation systems. He will replace the computer generated voice typically provided and guide the driver with basic instructions such as "turn left", the difference being he'll add, "I aint playin" and then threaten you. Seriously. Other commands include "Pay attention to what I'm saying," and "Mr. T gonna get you there in one...

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Kevin Federline has a broken hand

As we mentioned yesterday, professional dancer Kevin Federline can't dance without falling down. And when you're a professional dancer like Kevin, you don't do normal moves, you do death defying moves that can lead to real injury. Like a broken hand. Like the broken hand he now has. Like in this video. So, to recap, a 1000 pound trained bear can ride a unicycle and juggle with no problem, but KFed cant do the cabbage...

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Celebrities are dumb

The Sun UK has a collection of dumb celebrity quotes today, and here are a few in a little something I like to call, The Worlds Laziest Post. Charlotte Church : "I love being in America." (while on stage in Toronto) Jessica Simpson : "Twenty-three is old. It's almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties." Tom Cruise : "I love kids. I was a kid once, myself." Paris Hilton : "I hate dead people." Liam...

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Anna Nicole Smith is entertaining

Good news for people who like drunken whores, cause The New York Post says today that Anna Nicole Smith is still at the top of her game. Page Six says that Smith attended a charity bingo event last week at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood. And like all charity bingo events, it led to casual lesbian sex when Smith picked up and brought home a pretty blond barmaid named Tracy, who bragged about it later and shared...

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South Park is great

One of the many reasons Matt Stone and Trey parker are geniuses is because they simply don

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News from all over

Kevin Federline is officially good at nothing - Some of the "seriously mad moves" professional dancer Kevin Federline was throwing at the Spider Club last night included falling off a podium and grasping his broken hand in pain. Y

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Jessica Alba in Awake

While I sit here clicking "refresh" during this brutally slow day, here are some stills of Jessica Alba on the set of her next movie Awake. Alba co-stars with Hayden Christensen in the film about the phenomenon called "anesthetic awareness," which leaves patients paralyzed but fully conscious during surgery. They remain completely aware of their surroundings and they can feel every slice of the knife, but they cannot...

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