So yesterdays pictures of Halle Berry in this same dress may not have been definitive proof that she’s pregnant, but Splash has an angle today that’s a little more revealing. It’s pretty convincing, although this wouldn’t be the first time clothes have lied. According to the t-shirt I bought at Goodwill, I’m “Bad To The Bone”. That part is true, I am bad to the bone, but I’m not a kitten in a black leather jacket and sunglasses, as the picture on the t-shirt may have led you to believe.



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Source = Splash


Not wanting to be professional and leave her self-centered idiot behavior behind when she goes to work, Gwyneth Paltrow made sure to inflict her sensibilities on those she worked with during her run in the London play “Proof”. Co-star Sara Stewart says:

“Gwyneth is lovely but she is, in the nicest sense, in another world. Personal chefs prepared her macrobiotic food but the food was delicious – even brownies with no chocolate! She practiced yoga so she was incredibly flexible. I didn’t have to do that but we did have a cast ‘group hug’ every night. It is so not British, but it was OK.”

Yeah, sorry about that England. This doesn’t seem quite fair, you got Paltrow and Madonna, we got Kate Beckinsale and Kelly Brook. That’s kind of like trading a pale, creepy pain in the ass for a hot young chick with an awesome rack. Oh, wait, I guess it’s exactly like that.



Source = Hollywood.com

I’m not a doctor (actually, yes, I am) but it seems clear that Kate Bosworth will be dead by Monday if she doesn’t eat something immediately. It’s one thing to see a girls ribs on her side, BUT YOU CAN COUNT KATES ON HER DAMN BREAST PLATE! Seriously, Kate is going to die. She needs help. But let’s not forget, the real victim here is me, because she’s selfishly ruining my sexy Kate Bosworth fantasies. Fucking the chick in these pictures would be like fucking a stack of fire wood.



Victoria Silvstedt and I agree, hot chicks should get naked and masturbate whenever and wherever they like. Like a hotel balcony, for example. It’s the perfect way to relax – at work, play, or on the go! So stop being so stuck up, all you other hot chicks. I really don’t think it’s too much to ask that you masturbate in public so the rest of us can watch.



Jessica Simpson’s mom stopped a photoshoot for OK! magazine after deciding it was too sexy. The shoot was to show Jessica lying on a bed in her underwear while a male model buttoned his shirt behind her. Jessica’s dad approved of the shoot before hand, but while on the set, Tina Simpson, Jessica’s mom, decided it was too racy. Female First says:

“Tina was shouting: ‘Time out! Hold it. Nope, this isn’t going to work.’ She said the pose was too risque and made Jessica look slutty … (Tina said) ‘Trust me, I’m her mother. This isn’t the image we want.’ “

Two words: poison cookies. I’m not saying we have to kill Mrs. Simpson, but obviously we have to drug her and freeze her. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s pretty much the same thing, but it doesn’t sound quite as bad.



Source = Female First


The Sun UK today hints that Halle Berry might be pregnant based on the pictures below of Halle outside of her home in Beverly Hills. Halle has said recently that she would like to have kids but is leery of getting married for a third time. Based just on these pictures, it’s hard to tell anything. She might be pregnant or she might just need a couple thousand crunches. Personally, I don’t believe this nonsense for a second. I think Halle’s just trying to trap me. I said no Halle. Deal with it.

Source = Sun UK. Of course, Halle might need to get pregnant. More kids = more hands to hold phones up to Halles head. 

FilmWad has three bootleg clips of ‘the Simpsons’ movie footage that was shown this week at Comic Con. It’s little more than storyboards with sound, but even here you can see they added more stuff than you would see on an average TV episode. Jokes, for example. These clips get some pretty big laughs, but keep in mind that this audience is filled with dudes dressed like Catwoman and Chewbacca, and they know much more about slap fighting than comedy.



Two more clips over on FilmWad

Sexiness cant be taught, so I’m not sure what advice I can offer to Matthew McConaughey. I mean, look at him here. He’s a complete mess. He’s got sand all over him and he’s all glisteny. I guess he just has a lot to learn about how to impress women. No offense Matt, but you’re kinda makin an ass out of yourself.