POSH IS SO DAMN HOT

Posh is such a hot bitch. Yesterday she took her son Cruz to ... I don’t know, somewhere, and she did it in a ridiculously short dress and fuck-me boots. I hate her stupid glasses, I hate her stupid short hair, she's too skinny and she has too many kids. Don't care, don't... read more

WHO THE HELL IS THAT

Breathe Heavy has a picture today (full size here) of an unknown woman who is set to appear in promo pictures for the Britney Spears album, "Circus". I think it might be either Romy or Michelle. All that's certain is that it sure as fuck isn't Britney Spears. read more

YOU DONT POKE THE BEAR

Brad Garret, who you may remember from "Everybody Loves Raymond" but probably don't, snapped on the paparazzi last night, smacking one of them around and breaking his camera. Then, smelling blood in the water, they antagonized him further by challenging him to a fight... read more

UM, THERES A DEAD WOMAN OUTSIDE

Paula Abdul is not what anyone would describe as "hearty". She's an unsteady mess who will break down and question God's love even on the best of occasions, so I'm going to suggest this will do anything but help. TMZ says..A body was found in a car a few houses down from... read more

CALLING ALL NERDS

I don't know if you can legally rape your own penis, and by that I mean attack it with such ferocity and diligence and then keep on it long after its begged for mercy, but many many nerds will put that to the test after seeing what Rose McGowan wore last night. Her big... read more

AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

Remember back in June when doctors told Amy Winehouse that if she didn’t quit smoking and drinking she would die? Well Amy sure did show them. She believed in herself when no one else would and overcame the odds. Here she is earlier today nipping down to the pub for a... read more

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS

This girl is Molly Shea, and she’s on the E! show "Sunset Tan". I don’t know what that is or what she does on it, and quite frankly I have no intention of looking it up. So these naked pictures of her may be brand new or 6 months old, I truly have no idea. All I know is... read more

RULES DONT APPLY TO MADONNA

Ironically, even though she loves rules so much, they don’t seem to apply to Madonna, who does whatever she wants whenever she wants, and fuck anyone else if they don’t like it. The New York Daily News says... Neighbors in Madge's swanky Central Park West building have... read more

MADONNA IS AN INSANE BITCH

Guy Ritchie was finally reunited with his sons Rocco and David at a London airport this morning after they were taken to New York last month to stay with Madonna. Oh, but they weren’t alone. Joining them was Madonnas list of demands, which you can see above, thanks to the... read more

"OUR FIRST COLORED PRESIDENT"

I'm pretty sure were not supposed to call black people "coloreds" any more, but Lindsay Lohan seemingly hasn’t heard about vitamins or conditioner or makeup remover either, so let's take it one step at a time. We have a lot of ground to make up. [gallery columns="6"] read more

JAYDEN IS OUT OF THE HOSPITAL

Britney Spears two-year old son Jayden was released from the hospital after an allergic reaction Sunday afternoon sent him to the emergency room, and left a grief stricken nation searching for answers and offering themselves to our vengeful god in hopes he may spare young... read more

WELL HEY THERE SEXY

Amy Winehouse stuck her head out of her London home last night just long enough for the world to fall in love with her all over again. With fresh scratches and yellow teeth and dirt caked under her nails, the only way she could have been any more alarmingly beautiful is... read more

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