"i am so alone"

I bet almost every one of us have had our heart broken at one time or another. It’s part of growing up. Those first few days it feels like the end of the world, and all you want to do is a cover story interview with Us magazine. "It's absolute hell," Lohan told Us on... read more

anna faris is fantastic

Anna Faris is super hot, but not just super hot. She’s also really really funny. And let’s not forget super hot. And she looked fantastic last night for the premiere of “Something Something Movie”, the problem is that she and her awesome dress are standing in front of a... read more

afternoon headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON – a Nashville web site says she has been dropped by her country record label. Her tour has, “been marked by fumbled songs, do overs and booing crowds.” How GD bad was it that a country music crowd boo'd Daisy Duke? What did she do, jack off a black guy? (... read more

the shaved-head watch begins now

How can Lindsay say she’s not interesting and doesn’t do anything people would care about? She’s too hard on herself. Lindsay Lohan is "devastated" after learning members of Sam Ronson's family are taking steps towards getting a restraining order (she’s) been an emotional... read more

new eminem has leaked

“Relapse”, the sixth album from Eminem, isn’t due until May 17th (followed later in the year by “Relapse 2”), and the first single won’t be released until next Tuesday, but, blah blah blah, you can hear it right here, courtesy of the Sun UK. Oh, but please don’t think... read more

the ronsons want a restraining order

Worse is now worser for Lindsay, who luckily won’t be awake for another 10 hours, with the news that Samantha Ronson's mother and sister have asked Beverly Hills police about a retraining order against Lindsay."They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,"... read more

lindsay lohan is single

Even though ten minutes earlier sources who were Lindsay I mean close to Lindsay told E! that everything was terrific between she and Sam Ronson, late last night she confirmed that they were “taking a break”. Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her... read more

chris brown says hes not guilty

Chris Brown finally had his day in court today, almost two months after his arrest for suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna. More specifically, he, “punched her in the left eye with his right hand (then) continued to punch her. The assault caused her mouth to... read more

wrestlemania was huge

It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As... read more

lindsay is on top of the world

Lindsay of course had another huge fight with her lady friend Sam Ronsom this weekend, and X17 had footage of a locksmith changing the locks of Sams door, but according to a love letter this morning on E! online, everything is fine, Lindsay is awesome, she’s a fantastic... read more

size 2 is a natural beauty

Jennifer Love Hewitt was hot for like 15 minutes, 10 years ago, yet she’s still famous. Her entire career is based on how she looked when she was 16. WTF? I know she used to be amazing, but I had an amazing sandwich 10 years ago too. And if someone said, how would you... read more

victoria won the bikini contest

What’s it called when someone makes a loose fist and draws eyes and a mouth on the side by their thumb and puts a wig on their knuckles and then moves their thumb up and down to look like it’s talking? Because Victoria looks like that in this one. It kind of ruined the... read more