Britney might be getting engaged tonight

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 11:21 AM

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Multiple reports today claim that Britney Spears will get engaged, probably this weekend but perhaps as early as tonight, to her dreamy boyfriend and former manager Jason Trawick.

Radar says he now has the ring that he picked out and ordered a few months ago, and TMZ adds…

Multiple sources who are definitely in the know say Jason plans to pop the question tonight … in Las Vegas.?
We’re told Britney knows they’re getting engaged, so it’s not going to be a big surprise.?

It’s kind of weird that he’s doing this in Vegas, since that’s where Britney was in 2004 when she got drunk and married another guy named Jason (for 55 hours before having it annulled). I’m petty and insecure so I don’t like it when I have things in common with guys my girlfriend used to date. On a totally unrelated note, has anyone here ever taken in one of those schoolgirl exchange students from Korea? How does that work exactly? Do they include pictures or what?

script pages from the Dark Knight Rises have leaked

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 7:02 PM

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When the 7 minute prologue trailer for ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ leaked yesterday, most people immediately said two things: “damn that was bad ass!” and “I have no idea what the fuck was going on!”

Luckily someone from the studio was nice enough to email me the script pages for that scene. So now we can find out what the hell Bane is saying, learn the status of the fire, and discover why his henchmen brought along a dead guy in a body bag. Good luck getting that through customs when you land, henchmen.

ohai Sofia Vergaras ass

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

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Sofia Vergara was on set for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, wearing some see-through tights that showed off her fantastic ass. But for some reason they weren’t see-through from the front. Despite the 50 filters I tried on photoshop. It’s damn near 2012 and we still can’t see through a girls clothes?! For Christs sake, even Fred Flintstone had x-ray glasses, and his dog was a fucking dinosaur.

(image source = pacific coast)

is Katy Perry pregnant or not

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 12:20 PM

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Katy Perry was at the Grove yesterday doing a promotion for her perfume ‘Meow’(*), and the way her dress fit has people wondering (again) if she’s pregnant. If I knew I would tell you, but I’ve been avoiding her since she came over all freaked out about missing her period. As if this is my fault; I’m the one who told her to swallow!

(*) the name of her perfume is ‘meow’, i wasn’t doing that thing from ‘super troopers’. her other one is called ‘purr’. image source = wenn

Ali Lohan is doing great

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 11:36 AM

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Some people think Ali Lohan is about to die because she clearly has an eating disorder, but I would argue that life isn’t worth living if you don’t have a nice ass, and this is as good as hers has ever looked.

Is she so skinny now that gravity doesn’t work on her anymore? I don’t know, what am I, an astronaut? But if so, isn’t that what we all want? To slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God? Ali is a hero, she’s showing us what we can do if we really apply ourselves!

(image source = flynet)

Howard Stern is the new Americas Got Talent host

By brendon December 15, 2011 @ 11:03 AM

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NBC announced this morning that Howard Stern will replace Piers Morgan as the third judge on ‘America’s Got Talent’, which will move from LA to New York to accommodate his radio show. And he’ll no doubt be great, but it would be even better if they also replaced Nick Cannon, who is completely useless. All he does is read an introduction off a card, then clap and say, “daammmnnn, that was hot. Sharon, what did you think?” He has no improv skills whatsoever. When he drives he must sit at traffic lights for hours because he can’t think fast enough to hit the gas before it turns red again.

(story source = the ap, image source of Sterns wife = fhm)

its the top half of the Dark Knight Rises trailer

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 5:03 PM

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Fans were thrilled to learn that ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ would have a 7 minute trailer playing before ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’, but then became less thrilled when told it would be in IMAX theaters only. Then even less thrilled when told it was actually just 70MM IMAX theaters only.

Because there are only 42 of those.

The rest of us are left with this. Bootleg copies showing the top of Catwomans head and with audio at least 2 seconds out of sync. This could show Bruce Wayne at a lemon party for all I can tell. (And yet it’s still completely badass and this alone would be the best movie of the summer.)

5TH UPDATE: BETTER AUDIO ON THE COPY HERE. BANE IS MUCH MORE LEGIBLE ON THIS ONE.

Cameron Diaz and Diddy are dating or something

By brendon December 14, 2011 @ 4:13 PM

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Cameron Diaz and Sean Combs had lunch together last month, leading some to wonder if they were dating. Now it’s being reported that Diaz was at Marble Lane in New York on Saturday with some friends when Combs showed up around 1:15am and started buying drinks. Then they danced and “made out” for the next two hours.

Conclusion: Sean Combs has horrible taste in everything, not just music.