letterman and kimmel > leno

The great Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on Letterman last night, and he and Dave of course talked about the thing they have most in common; hatred of Jay Leno. Sadly Leno's ratings have been better than expected but not as good as they used to be. I guess that shouldn't be a... read more

elin still not wearing her wedding ring

In one sense, the life of Tiger Woods took a huge step back towards normalcy with today's announcement that he would return to golf for the Masters in 3 weeks. In another, more accurate sense, his life is still a miserable hell. Tiger Woods' wife Elin is still refusing... read more

heidi montag is an actress now, part 2

I'm glad I saved the other half of these Heidi pictures, so I can bump that fat tub of shit nobody Kirstie Alley from the top of the page and post pictures of a real star. Also because I used the time to photoshop over that dipshit who is always next to Heidi. Mostly I... read more

kirstie alley and her new diet might be a scientology trick

Is the new diet company "Organic Liason", the one fronted and partially owned by Kirstie Alley, actually just another secret Scientology fundraiser? Yes. Next Story! Or if you're one of those nerds who likes reading, there's this from the Hollywood Reporter. I only read... read more

Tiger will play at the Masters

Tiger Woods posted a statement on his website late this morning confirming the worlds worse kept secret. Namely that he will make his return to golf on April 8th at the Masters, and that CBS just came in their pants. Tiger writes... "The Masters is where I won my first... read more

tuesday morning headlines

TIGER WOODS AND ELIN NORDEGREN - are on the cover of the New York Post this morning, photographed together for the first time since his car wreck in late November. And it's the most offensively boring picture that anyone has ever pretended was news. If I was in New York... read more

heidi montag is an actress now

When Heidi Montag got DDD implants a few months ago, people started to notice what a talented young artist she was, and everyone really respected the way she was achieving her goals and making her dreams come true. Dreams such as being an actress for example, and... read more

kate winslet is single

Over the weekend it was reported that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy broke up after dating for just about a year, which wasn't really a surprise because Jennifer Love Hewitt is an insufferable pain in the ass. But Kate Winslet has been married to Sam Mendes for 7... read more

'the bachelor' winner vienna girardi + bikini = classy

'Rock Of Love' and 'The Bachelor' are both game shows where girls compete for the prize of some guy they barely know having sex on them for a month and then realizing they've made a horrible mistake. The difference being that 'the Bachelor' is very fancy. Like this... read more

francia raisa is good at marketing

'The Secret of Life of the American Teenager' is a show on ABC Family, which is a network that apparently exists. And yesterday the shows star Francia Raisa went rollerblading in a bikini top in Santa Monica, just a few hours before a 'Teenager' movie premiered. It's sad... read more

screw you australia

Australia and their seemingly endless supply of hot bikini models are really starting to bug me. Because I'm not in Australia. I even had to start an Aussie Girl tag because of it. This is Aussie TV host Kelly Landry, who is fantastic looking and I've never even heard of... read more

adrianne curry understands marriage

Adrianne Curry briefly had this picture on her twitter page this weekend, showing how she dresses while cooking dinner for her husband. She's like a freshman dorm poster come to life. (full size pic here) read more

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