As first reported on Tyler (not really but whatever), Pink looked to be newly pregnant earlier this week, and now Us.com has confirmed it. In the most awkward way imaginable.
No word yet on the color of the bundle, but Pink’s a mommy-to-be!
“She’s 12 weeks along,” says an insider. “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.”
The source adds that after the duo’s 2008 separation, “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”
“No word yet on the color of the bundle”?
Well, if I’m Carey Hart, and I’m white, and my wife is white, that bundle better be white. If not it’s gonna be blue after I tie it to a rock and throw it in the ocean. I’m tough but fair.
Lindsay Lohan is in rehab until January 3rd, but here she is, “returning to her new outpatient house away from the main Betty Ford Clinic.” I don’t really know what that means, but I don’t know why she’s wearing a frilly skirt and work boots either. Yeah Lindsay, you’re gay now. We get it.
People either like Adam Sandler movies or they don’t, but about the worst thing you ever hear abut him personally is that he’s too loyal to his old friends. Meaning he keeps casting people like David Spade and Rob Schneider when no one else ever would. So it pays to be Adam Sandlers friend. In fact it’s awesome. The Daily Mail says…
But not only is Sandler a good father – he also appears to be mega-generous and showed this off by surprising his co-stars from his movie Grown Ups with some very impressive gifts recently.
Comedian Chris Rock revealed that his former Saturday Night Live friend was in an Oprah give-away mood following the huge success of their film.
‘I went outside the other day and I had a new Maserati in the driveway’, Rock said today.
Rock said he soon found out that his other co-stars – David Spade, Rob Schneider and Kevin James all found the $200,000 sports car in their driveway.
I hope when I’m real rich I’ll be this nice to my friends, instead of spreading rumors about them and trying to fuck their girlfriends, like I do now.
(image source of Sandler filming Jack and Jill = splash news)
CONAN O’BRIEN – brought in 4.2 million viewers last night for the premiere of his TBS show, easily defeating Leno (3.5 million) and Letterman (3.4 million). And he showed how they plan to keep using old characters like the Masturbating Bear while getting around NBC’s intellectual property right claims. When it comes to apex predators wacking off, accept no substitutes. (deadline)
SETH ROGEN – says he was so nervous to propose to his girlfriend, he just ran in the house and did it. It was not good timing. “She was in our closet, changing, and she was literally only in her underpants. I had already kind of started. I didn’t picture it like this, and I know she didn’t picture it like this.” Wow so she was topless? What a whore! (people)
KRISTEN STEWART – will be “practically naked, a lot” in the next Twilight movie, though I didn’t catch the name of it. To be honest I thought we were done with these. How long is this gonna go on? (e!)
Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky have dated since 2001, got engaged in 2005 and had a son in 2006, but now comes word that they’ve broken up, possibly because women are all evil and don’t care about the pain they cause to the men who love them. E! says…
Somewhere along the line things changed.
Notably, there have been rumors about Weisz and Daniel Craig. She and the 007 star allegedly did some serious Bond-ing while working on the film Dream House earlier this year, though neither has confirmed any romance.
Well whatever. Nine years with Weisz would still be awesome. She’s fantastic looking, and seems like she would be really slutty in bed. Last year she was voted the woman men most want to marry in a poll in Esquire. She’s also the big winner of the pole in my pants right now. I bet she’ll be really flattered when she hears the sexy news!
Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley filmed some scenes for Transformers: Dark of the Moon yesterday, and if this is the girl that’s supposed to make us forget about Megan Fox, it’s not working. At all. It’s like someone took a young Uma Thruman and then punched her in the face.
Last December, just a few days after turning 17, Miley Cyrus got a tat under her teen breast that says, “whites only”. No not really. It says, “just breathe”. It’s reportedly a tribute to a friend with cystic fibrosis and who must stare at her tits a lot.
Point being, Sunday she wore an open-back dress to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid, and of course you could see the tat again. They’re quite permanent, you know.