Kardashian Bastard Baby Not To Be Named Kaidence

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Well, fuck me. And sorry to those of you prognosticators who called the idiotic name Kaidence in our Twitter contest. Looks like Kim and Kanye have not decided to name the product of their hotel room splooge Kaidence. The name has not yet been officially given by the parents, which can only mean they’re selling […]

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Maitland Ward In A Bikini Playing With A Hula Hoop

June 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wonder if girls on fairly innocent teen TV shows know that a million and one men out there are secretly tugging their dongs to them. But then I realize I’m thinking about a million and one men’s dongs and I start thinking about the NBA and how much I like girls just to […]

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Paula Deen Drops Some Expensive N-Bombs

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Fatty Southern Chef Paula Deen is in deep shit after she admitted in a deposition to saying racist shit around the office and planning a Southern plantation-style wedding with simulated slaves. It all came out as part of a court case brought by one of her former employees that charged her with racism and her […]

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Maria Menounos In A Bikini in Greece

June 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I bet when Maria Menounos goes back to Greece everybody treats her like a conquering hero. She’s off in America working with Slater from Saved by the Bell. She got to go the Kardashian baby shower. But maybe some people are just haters. Call her, Big City Maria. Talk about how she thinks she’s too […]

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Courtney Stodden Shows Off Her New Boobs

June 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden reminds me a bit of Iran and their nuclear aspirations. They were annoying twits when they had no real threat, with nukes, they’re just going to be everywhere and in your face. I’m not expecting Courtney to start menacing Israel, but I’m also not expecting Iran to start fondling their nukes in public […]

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Rihanna Is Now The YouTube Champion

June 20, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna has given Justin Bieber a Chris Brown-sized beating to become the most viewed artist on YouTube. Bieber used to be the YouTube champ, his videos getting millions of hits from the pedophiles and obese teens who make up his fan base. Rihanna’s 77 videos now have a total of 3.784 billion hits which is […]

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Kate Upton Gets Topless On A Horse

June 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Jessica Szohr Not Wearing A Bra

June 20, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

90210 actress Jessica Szohr headed off to the Discover Many Hopes gala in New York last night without wearing a bra. Yeah, there’s no joke to be had there. I often wonder how women finally make that decision to head out in a tight top with no bra. They must waver back and forth in […]

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Is Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’ Too ‘Rapey’? (VIDEO)

June 20, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

While it was released in March, Robin Thicke‘s single, “Blurred Lines “, only just hit the top of the Billboard charts, thanks to endless radio play and all of those Radio Shack commercials. Oh, and also because people won’t stop talking about how misogynistic and “rapey” the video is, because of the recurring line, “Good […]

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George Zimmer Got Booted Out of The Wearhouse

June 20, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Me and ten million other mostly broke mopes got their first suits at the Men’s Wearhouse. They even threw in a pair of socks. Fucking icing on the cake. George Zimmer guaranteed we’d like the way we looked in his suits. He didn’t guarantee that we’d get to shtup an older secretary in the garage […]

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