Demi and Ashton still follow each other on twitter

By brendon September 30, 2011 @ 5:03 PM


Good news everyone. Despite outlets like Radar and the New York Post saying that Demi Moore and Ashton Kurtcher have stopped following each other on twitter, a certain portense of doom in their marriage, my sources tell me it’s not true. And by “sources” I mean I went on his twitter and her twitter and looked. And there they are. So, now, I guess, we leave them alone for a while? I don’t even know anymore, last month I was told I couldn’t cyberbully people into suicide anymore, now you have me endlessly hounding Demi and Ashton. Make up your fucking mind, media.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are single

By brendon September 30, 2011 @ 11:46 AM


Demi Moore has yet to comment on the rumors that she and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce because he cheated on her (again), which is probably more revealing than any of the actual reports. And though X17 online took a picture of him still wearing his wedding ring yesterday, a source told Entertainment Tonight that the couple have indeed split up.

On Thursday, a source close to Demi told Entertainment Tonight that the Ghost star is “sad, hurt and embarrassed” by the scandal.
The source went on to tell ET that “her and Ashton had been receiving counseling from Kabbalah over the summer to try to fix their marriage,” and the couple are now living apart.
Both Moore, 48, and Kutcher, 33, are still wearing their rings, but sources have told Star they have been doing that to keep the split quiet and that the marriage is in fact over.

Well I don’t know about you but I feel like if these two don’t get back together I’ll just die. Maybe not literally but I’ll be so heartbroken it might as well be.

Snow White goes to war!

By brendon September 30, 2011 @ 11:12 AM


Kristin Stewart was in Wales yesterday to film some of Snow Whites big battle scenes for her new movie “Snow White of the Rings”, and yes, “wait what” is the appropriate response to the phrase “Snow Whites big battle scenes.” Hopefully the enemy is unaware that they’re being attacked by the first member of the Disney Princess group. Because that would probably help morale considerably.

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its Ashton and the homewrecker

By brendon September 29, 2011 @ 5:59 PM


Sara Leal is the name of the girl who Ashton Kutcher reportedly slept with in September and thus brought about the rumored separation between him and Demi Moore, and now new pictures show Ashton leaving a bar with a girl who appears to be Leal back in June too.

So maybe Ashtons been banging her this whole time. Or maybe it’s a different blond girl. So if you’re in SoCal, and you see a blond girl in her 20′s, say, “booo! Go away, get outa here you dirty whore.” It will probably be true regardless of wether the blond is actually Sara Leal.

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is this the American Susan Boyle?

By brendon September 29, 2011 @ 5:09 PM

Last night was the third episode of ‘The X Factor’, and some are wondering if they’ve already found the American version of Susan Boyle in Josh Krajcek. Meaning someone who is fat and disheveled yet still manages to do something well, because for some reason that always surprises people. After all, God wouldn’t have made you ugly unless he hated you.

Idris Elba might play James Bond

By brendon September 29, 2011 @ 4:16 PM


The next James Bond movie will almost certainly be the last with Daniel Craig in the title role, and already there’s talk as to who should replace him. And though it will probably never happen, one rumor has it going to the totally awesome Idris Elba.

CNN says…

As a strapping, dapper actor with an English accent, Idris Elba is an obvious choice to play James Bond. But the actor tells NPR that talk of him potentially landing the part is nothing more than gossip.
“It’s a rumor,” he said on “Morning Edition.” “It’s a very old rumor. My dad and I were talking about this the other day. I would do it, but I don’t want to be called the first black James Bond. Do you understand what I ‘m saying? Sean Connery wasn’t the Scottish James Bond and Daniel Craig wasn’t the blue-eyed James Bond. So if I played him, I don’t want to be called the black James Bond.”

If you can’t place the name, Idris was on ‘the Wire’, and was that gatekeeper god guy in ‘Thor’, and a bunch of other stuff. And he’s terrific in everything. I stil think Hugh Jackman is an obvious and very good fit but Idris would be great, and it would be a good way to incorporate the very cool theory that James Bond is not an actual person but a code name passed from spy to spy the same way “007″ is. If they added that it might help ease any racial stuff. They shouldn’t have him smoking Newports instead of Chesterfields, or ordering a purple drank shaken not stirred though, because that would be too much.

Lindsay Lohan hasn’t changed in any way

By brendon September 29, 2011 @ 3:35 PM


Just last week it was mentioned that Lindsay Lohan has essentially done none of the community service she was assigned by a judge as part of her probation. And instead of keeping her pledge to prove everyone wrong and do the right thing, she’s in Paris going to bars with a nightclub owner named Andre Saraiva. Because what beter companion for a recovering addict than a guy who lives in bars. Maybe next she can find an international jewel thief to pal around with.

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Ashton Kutcher is not convincing

By brendon September 29, 2011 @ 2:00 PM


Ashton Kutcher has taken to his twitter and facebook twice now in an effort to refute reports that he and his wife Demi Moore are having trouble in thier marriage, a goal which be helped considerably if Demi would say something too. But she doesn’t. It would also help if Ashton didn’t rely on coy allusions to a point instead of just saying something directly.

“Hey, Brendon, did you cheat on your girlfriend?”
“Ahh, well, as sonnet 116 says, ‘love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.’ ”
“Just answer the fuckin question, jackass.”