could you cover that please, ma’am

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 1:25 PM

Pamela Anderson walked down the runway at Paris Fashion Week with a ghost from the Titanic earlier today, when, um, this happened.  Honestly … what in the hell is going on here?  Her nipple looks like a comet, racing across her breast.

madonna is really cool and hip

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 11:58 AM

Madonna reportedly reached an agreement during the Oscar parties to design a line of T-shirts and bodices for Ed Hardy, and all I can say is, Wow.  They are gonna make sooo much money.  If there’s one thing I know about fashion, it’s that nothing ever changes.  That Ed Hardy look will be popular for years to come.  I can’t wait to get the new styles.  I just got this cool barbed wire tattoo around my bicep and I wanna show it off.  It's pretty bitchin.  Up next: VICTORY in Chinese on the inside of my forearm. 

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clothes r srs bizns

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 11:03 AM

Posh was working one of her hot little outfits to catch a flight from LA to Milan yesterday (she wore a similar but different coat the day before) and this brings back good memories because boys have these insane fantasies when they’re like 12 or 13, about stuff like the hot 15-year-old with breasts wants to have a sex-only relationship or a bunch of Playmates kidnap you, also to use you for sex.  Here, Posh is what it would look like if the fantasy was to be real rich, and one night the chauffeur drives you somewhere, and then the car stops  and you’re not where you thought you were, instead you’re at a hotel, and Posh opens your door and is standing there dressed like this, and only then do you realize she’s not your usual chauffeur, and she opens up her coat and has nothing but panties on underneath, not even a bra, you can see her boobies and everything, and then you go inside and do it.  Oh I know, right?

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miss universe is here to help

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 9:49 AM

I’m sure some horrific new Chris Brown details will come out soon enough, but until then, look, tits.  Because Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, is at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas this week.  I don’t know who is in charge of Venezuela, but they should replace their flag with that banner picture.  I started to look up who was in charge of Venezuela but it turns out that no one knows.  Mostly because I spelled it "Veniziela".  I was going to look it up with the correct spelling but I'm pretty quick to give up, and surrender at the slightest bit of adversity.

everyone should do this

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 9:04 AM

It’s long and at times it's hard to even believe what you're seeing (much like my dong) but everyone should go over here and read the full case notes filed by the LAPD detailing the fight between Chris Brown and Rihanna.  The only way you’ll read anything worse today is if you read thesuperficial.

(that picture was taken yesterday outside of Browns arraignment.  is that a pizza box, by the way?)

jenna morasca joins tna impact

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 7:14 AM

I’m sure everyone reading this has already been over to the wrestling websites today, but for the one or two that haven’t, Entertainment Weekly is reporting that "Survivor: Amazon" winner Jenna Morasca, who posed for Playboy in 2003 with fellow contestant Heidi Strobel (Jenna is the brunette, Heidi is the blond) has joined TNA Wrestling and will make her debut March 12th on Spike TV.  Critics are questioning if she even knows anything about wrestling, and also asking if this was the lamest excuse I've ever cobbled together in order to post pictures of tits.

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angelina jolie is somewhat attractive

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 6:11 AM

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eva longoria is doing it right

By brendon March 06, 2009 @ 5:41 AM

Eva Longoria strutted up and down in front of the paparazzi outside Beso, her restaurant in Hollywood, last night.  And, oohh, this is just perfect.  Little with big tits.  Just like a girl should be.  I saw this "Law and Order" one time and this dude was cheating on his wife with all these women and they were all short and skinny, and then he drowned and strangled them, but I could totally get where he was coming from.  I mean, not the strangling part.  Or the drowning.  Or the cheating.  You know what I probably should have just kept this whole thing to myself.

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