Lindsay Ellingson is very famous

Lindsay Ellingson was on Miami beach this weekend too, just like Doutzen Kroes, and just like Doutzen she's a Victorias Secret Angel, but unlike Doutzen I have no idea how. This chick is pretty average looking. I'm sure Victorias Secret takes pains to have some models be... read more

Doutzen Kroes was in a bikini again too

Victoria's Secret angel Doutzen Kroes spent even more time this weekend on Miami Beach in a bikini, showing off her big tits and flat stomach, and this time she even brought along her two month old baby. It's all part of her plan to make normal girls feel bad about... read more

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn went public

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have been sneaking around together for a few weeks now, going on secret and no doubt boring dates. But Jim Toth is Scarletts agent, and since he got married to Reese Witherspoon this weekend, and since guys love going to weddings with... read more

Reese Witherspoon got married

Reese Witherspoon and her agent Jim Toth got married at her ranch in Ojai Saturday night in front of about 120 guests, including fancy Hollywood stars like Sean Penn, Ryan Phillippe, Scarlett Johansson, Renee Zellweger, Robert Downy Jr., Tobey Maguire, Matthew... read more

Brooklyn Decker is in a bikini

Sometimes bikini pictures will show up and I'll vacillate for quite a while trying to decide if they're any good, on whether or not I should post them. Brooklyn Decker and her fantastic tits on Miami beach this weekend was not one of those times. (image source = inf... read more

Britney Spears is a good dancer

Britney Spears gave two well-publicized "surprise" shows this weekend, one Friday night at the Palms in Vegas and one Sunday afternoon in San Francisco, which for some reason were hosted by Good Morning America as part of the promotion of her new album, "Femme Fatale".?... read more

JWoww is a good host

JWoww put on some tight clothes to host a party at a club in Philadelphia last night, then stood almost motionless the whole time, as if she saw the disco ball and mistook it for Predator. Someone should go check and see if she's still there. [gallery guid=807996] read more

Lindsay has a foolproof plan for staying out of jail

The reason so many people felt Lindsay Lohan should have taken the plea deal in her felony theft case is because the first thing the new judge will do is have a hearing to determine if there's enough evidence to go to trail. If she concludes that there is, then Lindsay... read more

Doutzen Kroes is already back in a bikini

Victorias Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes had a baby just 8 weeks ago, but yesterday she was already back in a bikini, and a few days ago she was already back at work, on the beach in Miami in some slutty little shorts. So there you have it. Here's the proof. When women... read more

Madonna is a mean old bitch

Let's recap... - when Madonna applied to adopt a little girl from the impoverished African nation of Malawi in March of 2009, the director of Malawi's Human Rights Consultative Committee called her a "child kidnapper" and a "bully", claiming she was using her money to... read more

Lindsay Lohan is dropping her last name

This story about Lindsay Lohan dropping the "Lohan" from her name and now only going by "Lindsay" includes, I shit you not, the following quote: "So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add... read more

Whoopi Goldberg was high when she won her Oscar

One year after Whoopi Goldberg won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1991, she was doing voice over work for The Pagemaster, whatever the hell that is, and during some down time in the studio she revealed her secret for staying calm: getting baked as... read more