Guh. Sorry about the slowocity today. A bunch of other sites all magically look like Tyler now, so we’re rebuilding Tyler, and we wanted to get it done last night, but that turned out to be about 8 billion times harder than anticipated. We tried yelling “fuck” really loud, but the computer seemed unimpressed. We should be back soon. Thanks. Later.



Friday Morning Update – god dammit. 



August 2, 2006. That’s the day. The day the rest of you finally got to see Jessica Simpson in a see-thru shirt with no bra. I’ve seen it many times of course. Albeit, mostly in the drawings in my diary. For some reason she’s not on a unicorn under a rainbow, and the tress aren’t singing “We Love You Jessica!” but other than that, this is pretty much what every dream I’ve had for the last 4 years has looked like.



Lindsay Lohan has been dropped by her record label Island Records after they spent a huge amount of money for Lindsay to record an album last year, “only to find that she couldn’t be bothered to promote it”. A source says:

“A single was a huge flop (in the UK) because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to get off her bum and promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album in Britain. She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album. Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

In Lindsay’s defense, it is hard to go somewhere and sing when you have a penis in your mouth. I’m not sure how she even breathes. My theory is that she has gills that evolved because her mouth was stuffed and her nasal passages were filled with coke, but – and I’m not gonna lie to you – that’s really just a theory.



Source = Sun UK