Jessica Stam is deceptive

Victorias Secret supermodel Jessica Stam is in Berlin this week for the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week, and also to tease German boys with what German girls would have looked like if Hitler had won. At first I thought her dress was gonna be see-thru and I'd be able to see... read more

Lady Gaga is probably in perfect health

The bad news for Lady Gaga is that celebrity journalist Ian Halperin has revealed that her lupus is much more serious than she has revealed, and it's causing her hair to fall out. Not only that, but she's an anorexic drug addict too. The good news for Lady Gaga is that... read more

Ben Affleck is patriotic (and site news!)

Ben Affleck is from Boston of course, which is probably the most patriotic city we have, so of course he took his kids to the 4th of July parade in Brentwood on Monday. What's surprising is that Jennifer Garner went along with him, because she's from West Virginia, and... read more

Damn you Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes and Suri were at the pool this weekend, but not the pool at their house. It was their hotels pool in Miami. So it's not one of those times when the paparazzi are a million miles away and the pictures are all blurry. But after seeing Katies belly button, what... read more

LeAnn Rimes kept her bikini pictures distracting

LeAnn Rimes and her stolen family went to Malibu for the 4th of July, and as always LeAnn was in a bikini because she thinks she's hot. I wouldn't go that far but it helps you forget she that looks like a magic luck dragon, at least. As long as Falkor never gets... read more

oh, hi there Eva Longoria. how are you.

Eva Longoria spent the 4th of July in Marbella, Spain, in a white bikini on a yacht with her boyfriend Eduardo Cruz (she's 36 and he's 25, btw). He's Penelope Cruz's little brother. He also seems a little dense. At one point Eva bent over with her legs straight and... read more

Are we interrupting you, Tyra

I assume that Trya Banks isn't about to blow this guy (based on the size of her ass she was almost certainly unwrapping some sort of candy or candies) but she looked all around first, and he looked completely unsatisfied when it was over, and that's what I imagine sex... read more

site news

Guh. Sorry for the lack of posts today. I've been in airports all day because it's a holiday weekend and thought I'd have more time but the wifi on my plane didn't work and airport wifi is actually worse than no wifi at all. At least with no wifi I wouldn't sit there... read more

Cameron Diaz is a lovely woman

Cameron Diaz was in Madrid on the Spanish TV show 'El Hormiguero' last night to promote 'Bad Teacher', and she seems to think the best way to do that and get around the language barrier was to make dumb faces for 10 minutes. Now the people in Spain can say, "I'd like a... read more

'Transformers 3' is down 40 percent from '2'

No doubt fueled by it's juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he "moved on to something better" or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was "mean"), ‘Transformers 3' had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by... read more

Miley Cyrus is being appropriate on twitter again

In keeping with the erotic awakening of Miley Cyrus, she now goes everywhere without a bra and then posts pictures of it. This is because, if you havent heard the big news, several hundred articles have declared that Miley is sexy now. Please adjust your masturbating... read more

Kelly Brook doesn't need makeup

Kelly Brook went shopping around her home in Kent yesterday, and here's a helpful tip for all you ladies out there: you dont need to spend a lot of time on hair and makeup when you have giant boobs and wrap your hot ass in a super tight dress. To be honest, if you're... read more

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