jason bateman should have stayed in the iphone line

Last Thursday, Jason Bateman was in line with 2,000 other people for the new iPhone when an Apple employee brought him inside the store so he could skip the line and get his first. On Twitter Bateman said the crowd was cool about it... "There wasn't one boo. Not one... read more

breaking news: kelly brook is in a pink bikini now

It's pretty hard to justify posting even more pictures of Kelly Brook in a bikini during her trip to Barbados, but she went to all the trouble of jamming her huge 34E tits into that bikini top, so I think the least we can do is stare at them and sexually objectify her.... read more

tuesday morning headlines

JOE ROGAN - is the best analyst in any sport IMO, but he's still a huge Fedor Emelianenko fan (more) despite the fact that Fedor hasn't fought anyone of note since Nogueira 6 years ago. Saturday night Fedor lost a fight in the first round, and today Rogan will talk about... read more

chris brown is a real hero

Chris Brown was back in the news yesterday, and not because he... "...took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. "(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the... read more

kelly brook bikini pictures, day 2

Kelly Brook spent a second day in Barbados, this time in a green bikini, and the last few days have been magical because I almost have enough pictures to finally turn Tyler into the Kelly Brook fan page I've always dreamed of. IHeartKelly.com will be a lot like the old... read more

megan fox got married

Star is reporting tonight (and TMZ is now confirming) that Megan Fox got married to that guy she dates late last week in Hawaii. That guy she dates just pulled off the biggest upset since I won that underground no-rules karate tournament in Hong Kong last year. Hi-Ya!... read more

monday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - wants his ex girlfriend to produce some evidence to back up her claims, especially the one saying she has dental records proving he knocked out two of her teeth. And I want my ex girlfriend to produce some evidence that she got stationed in Germany. She's... read more

sandra bullock is officially single

4 months ago Jesse James was married to a beautiful actress, the most popular woman in Hollywood, and he had full access to her hundreds of millions of dollars. A lot can happen in 4 months as it turns out. Sandra Bullock has finalized her divorce from husband of nearly... read more

chris brown cries like a girl

Chris Brown performed a Michael Jackson tribute last night at the BET Awards, though a more accurate way to describe it would be to say that he cried uncontrollably while wandering aimlessly around the stage. What an asshole this guy is. This was supposed to be an... read more

kelly brook bikini pictures are way better now

Kelly Brook was in Barbados over the weekend (more here) and in these pictures her perfect body is in a fantastically small bikini, paddling around the water, wrapped up inside the legs of another girl who would occasionally grind her hips forward into Kelly who was... read more

jessica is on a crash diet

For a year or so, Jessica Simpson has been on a quest to look as unattractive as possible, but last night on her twitter she mentioned a radical new diet. She also confirmed that she's still dumb as a rock. "Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from... read more

kelly brook bikini pictures

Physically perfect Kelly Brook spent the weekend in Barbados, but it kind of sucks because there are only a few bikini pictures and they're kind of blurry. Luckily she'll be in Playboy in a month or so. It's so exciting to see her career take on this new challenge, to... read more