THE VICTORIAS SECRET FASHION SHOW

There's a disturbing lack of Marisa Miller pictures from last nights Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, a show which is less about lingerie and fashion and more about just putting hot chicks in a bunch of crazy crap. Which doesn’t excuse them from snubbing my beloved Marisa.... read more

BOOTLEG STAR TREK TRAILER

Some dashing ne’er-do-well put up a bootleg copy of the new "Star Trek" trailer, which premiered yesterday in front of "Quantum of Solace". At first I was thinking that kid sucks I hate him. Then I was like oh okay. Then I was like wow that dude is a perfect Spock and... read more

SARAH PALIN IS A HOT PIECE

My favorite part of the Presidential campaign was the final few days when Sarah Palin went for broke and did some speeches with her hair down and in tight jeans that showed off her hot body. Now Celebuzz has some pictures off her in shorts, hanging out by a pool in Miami... read more

IS THAT ... WAIT, WHAT IS THAT

Katy Perry was on stage in Canada earlier this week, when, all of a sudden, hey look it's her tits. And now finally decent pictures are available. Although, I can't lie to you, it's still hard to see anything good. She’s so pale and her nips are so pink, it's like a... read more

RICKY GERVAIS IS AVERAGE SIZE

Ricky Gervais won't be on "Inside the Actors" studio until January, but he will be on HBO doing stand-up for an hour tomorrow night. I have no idea if he's any good or not, but Louis CK thought enough to open for him on the road a few months ago. Louis CK. The funniest... read more

KANYE IS UNDER ARREST

Kanye West was arrested a few hours ago in the UK for assaulting a photographer but – brace yourself for the shock of your life – he will not be charged and has already been released. TMZ says...West was arrested at a hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning after... read more

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HOLY MOLY

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova all got together for a Victorias Secret shoot yesterday, possibly part of the big CBS runway show that airs every December, and I'm not kidding when I say I have absolutely masturbated to pictures that... read more

KANYE IS THE VOICE OF THIS GENERATION

Kanye West is an amazing man, a virtuoso in all artistic endeavors, especially music, where he will undoubtedly be seen as the GOAT, the Michael Jordan of recording artists. Guess whose opinion that is."I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go... read more

NEW WATCHMEN TRAILER

The second Watchman trailer, due to premiere today in front of "Quantum of Solace", hit teh net last night, and I think we’re close enough now for me to admit this thing gives me a hard on. I could never make it through the book, but being online so much has atrophied my... read more

THAT CRAZY WOMAN WASNT CRAZY

The family of Paula Goodspeed (the woman who was reportedly obsessed with Paula Abdul and killed herself outside the singers home) is coming to her defense, saying she wasn’t a stalker and wasn’t crazy. E! says..."She was not a stalker," Charles McIntyre, Goodspeed's only... read more

PARIS SHOULD PICK THIS ONE

TMZ says today that a girl named Corrie Loftin, currently a contestant on Paris Hiltons reality show on MTV, also sometimes goes by the name Devin Lexen. "Sometimes" meaning, "when she’s posing naked for Playboy". Poor Paris. I bet she’s just disgusted right now.... read more

EVERYONE LOVES THE OLSEN TWINS

Protestors associated with PETA stood outside a Borders bookstore last night in LA to yell about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, who were on hand to sign copies of their book, "Influence". I don’t know why PETA did this, but I'm gonna guess the Olsens use fur or wear fur or... read more

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