Charlie Sheen tweeted his phone number

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 4:06 PM

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It’s not surprising that Charlie Sheen got a little too excited at the prospect of meeting up with a teenager he saw on TV and tweeted his cell number to the public instead of through a DM. What is surprising is that the teenager was a boy. Named Justin Bieber.

The Daily Mail says…

(Sheen) thought that he was just sending his digits to the teenage singer but instead his 5.5million followers were able to view the number – until it was swiftly taken down.
Charlie saw the funny side and answered the phone a few times, saying things like ‘Ray’s Pizza’ and ‘Winning.”
‘But his phone just continued ringing and buzzing and eventually just completely melted down. Charlie was like, “I guess I need a new phone.”‘

Charlie Sheen is almost 50, and was getting pranked after posting his number because he wanted to hang out with Justin Bieber. I’m not sure what he should have said when answering the first few calls, but I’m confident the word “winning” doesn’t apply to any of this in even the loosest possible sense.

Minka Kelly doesnt need make up

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 1:33 PM

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Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington DC today without a stitch of make up and still looked gorgeous. I hope when we meet for the first time it’s somewhere quiet, because she’s probably gonna wanna start doing it right away.

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Brad and Angelina might have more kids

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 12:29 PM

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Angelina Jolie tells the new issue of Marie Claire that, though she isn’t planning on having more kids, that doesn’t mean she won’t. It’s possible. Because when you’re the real life Lara Croft, people will try to fuck you a lot.

Jolie, 36, says she’s open to expanding her brood of six with partner Brad Pitt, 47. “Nothing planned at the moment, but we just don’t know. I could end up pregnant.”
Jolie (says) Pitt “has expanded my life in ways I never imagined. We built a family. He is not just the love my life, he is my family. I hold that very dear … I’m very very grateful to have such a loving family, and I wouldn’t have that without him.”
The self-proclaimed homebody adds that because she only has “a few girlfriends,” Pitt has become her one trusted confidant.
“I talk to my family,” Jolie says. “I talk to Brad… But I don’t know, I don’t have a lot of friends I talk to. He really is the only person I talk to.”

Wait, Brad Pitt is her most trusted confident and one of the only people she talks too? Because that’s the exact plot to ‘Fight Club’. If she starts having a bunch of mysterious bruises someone should probably look into this.

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Louis CKs new special is just 5 dollars

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 11:01 AM

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I’m a big fan of stealing shit off the internet, because I’m poor financially but rich in a sense of entitlement, but Louis CK is selling his latest special, ‘Live at the Beacon Theater’, on his website for just 5 dollars. And it’s a real special, filmed 4 weeks ago in New York, with all new material, and it looks like any other special you’d see on HBO or whatever. Here’s a clip.

So why steal that when you can download an HD copy for 5 dollars. After all, Louis CK has been nothing but nice to you. He’s the one who sent flowers to your mom when you forgot her birthday. And remember a few years ago when a guy fell on the subway tracks and a total stranger risked his life to save him? That was Louis.

And now, unrelated pictures of Bar Refaeli in the 2012 Passionata calendar.

Christina Hendricks sells Johnnie Walker now

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 9:47 AM

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No other whisky has the bold spectrum of flavor as Johnnie Walker Blue, and no other ginger has boobs the size of Christina Hendricks, so why not get the three of them together for some Christmas ads? Especially since getting drunk makes sex with a girl that weighs 200 pounds seem like a really good idea.

Scarlett Johansson still happy to look awful

By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 7:24 AM

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At some point last year, Scarlett Johansson took a vow to look as awful as possible at all times. And last night was no exception, at the New York premiere for ‘We Bought A Zoo’, her new movie with Matt Damon and director Cameron Crowe.

She’s chubby, her dress is ugly, her makeup looks like it was done on horseback, and she has Gozer the Gozerian hair. When asked about meeting Scarlett for the first time, Vinz Clortho said, “Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”

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Leilani Dowding is in a bikini

By brendon December 12, 2011 @ 5:01 PM

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I don’t know what ‘Tough Love Miami’ is, but apparently it’s on VH1, and stars Leilani Dowding, who was at a pool in Miami yesterday. She’s not really my type (because she doest have big tits) but this did distract the paparazzi who might otherwise have taken more pictures of some idiot like Lindsay, so there is that.

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Britney gave Pauly D a dance

By brendon December 12, 2011 @ 3:56 PM

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Pauly D is the opening act for Britney Spears these days, doing whatever it is DJ’s do, and last night in Puerto Rico she brought him on stage for… this little dance thing. Then they went in the champagne room and she gave him a hand job. He’s gonna freak when he see’s his credit card bill, but who’s he gonna tell, it’s Puerto Rico, the cops are all on the take, they don’t care.

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