RACHEL RAY WILL KILL YOUR DOG

The National Enquirer (according to celebitchy) reports this week that celebrity chef / annoying cunt Rachel Ray shared a recipe in Modern Dog magazine called “Isaboos Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar”. And there's an article and a recipe and even a picture of her dog... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

DENISE RICHARDS IS DOING GREAT – the first pictures of Denise Richards starring in a Bollywood movie are making the rounds today, and I've never seen an entire Indian movie, but I like to assume they’re all still like this. Because I’m incredibly racist.MATTHEW MCCAUGHEY... read more

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT, KATY PERRY - UPDATE

Lets not beat around the bush: Katy Perry has one of the best celebrity bodies I’ve ever seen. You could never tell before because she’s an annoying dork who always wraps that shit up, but this week she was down in Mexico and HOLY CRAP those things are fantastic. Her tits... read more

OH GOD THIS IS GROSS

Billie Piper is a bigger celebrity in the UK than she is here, but she does star in the Showtime series, "Something Something Something Callgirl". And now she stars in the creepy images I can’t un-see after breastfeeding on Miami beach this weekend. God I absolutely hate... read more

JENNIFAA YOPEZ IS GETTING A DIVORCE

The Daily News says today that, even though they renewed their wedding vows just three months ago, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will reportedly file for divorce just after Valentines Day. Gatecrasher says...“Marc and Jennifer are planning on announcing their divorce... read more

KATY PERRY IN MEXICO, PART 2

Back now to todays Top Story, the big tittied triumph of Katy Perry down in Mexico, the fist decent pictures to ever show off her kick ass rack. I don’t think it would kill her to lose a few inches from her waist, but she more than makes up for it with her big awesome... read more

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I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT

I think maybe Elle MacPherson just picked the wrong day to show up in a bikini, because no one is gonna top Katy Perry for a quite a while. On most days Elle would have been the big winner, but today Katy and her big luscious titties have leapt off the page and into my... read more

PARIS IS GONNA SOLVE THE MYSTERY

Paris Hilton was of course robbed last week and thieves took, ahem, "two million dollars" in jewelry from her home after she left her front door open and then hit some clubs, but if you’re sitting there counting your diamonds and thinking you’ve pulled one over on Paris... read more

BABYSITTING BRITNEY IS A GOOD JOB

People magazine says that Jamie Spears just got a big raise to continue his role as conservator to Britney’s estate, which means he has legal control over all of her assets and finances. Not only did he get a raise, but the judge made it retroactive, meaning he’ll get a... read more

I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 16

You could definitely definitely definitely make the argument that Lily Allen doesn’t have the body to walk the beach topless, but god bless her because she’s doing it anyway. Its things like this that make her so cool. Uppity bitches like Beyonce are so full of themselves... read more

STEPHANIE SEYMOUR IS FANTASTIC

Stephanie Seymour is still in St Barts, and holy crap she is just on fire (not literally). And my dream came true and now she and her big luscious titties are in a bikini. I tried to edit out that stupid picture-ruining kid as much as possible, but at times it was... read more

WHAT AN IMPORTANT STORY

I don’t know much about Dutch model Sylvie Françoise Van Der Vaart (the girl in the orange), what she’s like, if she’s nice or funny, so I looked her up on wiki, and according to her bio on there, “Who cares. Tits.” [gallery id="11"] read more

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