Awwww, poor little lamb. Vanessa Marcil got a little too liquored up at the bar ‘Shaque’ in LA. Thank God Jeremy Piven was there to carry her to the alley and rape her. Wait, did I say “carry her to the alley and rape her”. Okay, good. Because that’s totally what I meant.
Click on the pic for big. Although, I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s pretty much the same thing.
Whoever made the trailer for the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford must have been the valedictorian at trailer making school, because they were given about 4 seconds of footage, and yet they still turned out something moody and entertaining. It takes longer to say the name of the movie than to watch it’s trailer, and yet it’s still super cool. It’s kinda like how I bring my A game, whether I’m banging a international supermodel or just a regular supermodel. Amazing? You better believe it, but that’s just how I roll, baby.
see the Jesse James trailer here
The fact that Kirstie Alley was named today as one of People Magazines 100 Most Beautiful People for 2006 is exactly why everyone should ignore nonsense like People Magazines 100 Most Beautiful People for 2006. This monster wouldn’t be on my list of the 100 Most Beautiful Kirstie Alleys. Lists like this are never what they claim to be, instead they’re just idiot hippie rambling acting superior and thoughtful because they chose some beast who, thanks to millions of dollars and nothing but spare time, worked her way down from terrifying to creepy. She looks like someone shaved a bear and put it in a dress. Well done, People.
Be sure to check out her ankles in pics 1 and 2 and her hands in pics 3 and 4. I promise, you’ll be glad you did.
Source = Yahoo
So, if you’re hoping that these pictures from last nights Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party will show Jessica Alba’s boob falling out of her dress because she didn’t catch the strap to her dress in time, I have good news and bad news. No, wait, just bad news.
Jessica Simpson is said to be “devastated” by the candid interview given by ex Nick Lachey in this weeks Us magazine, where he says he still loves Jessica and was completely blindsided by her decision to divorce him. He does admit to some problems in the marriage but felt they could have been addressed with counseling, which he says she refused. A friend of Jessica’s says:
“She was devastated, heartbroken. She didn’t think he would do that … What really upset her was the timing. Nick waited until two weeks before for his album to debut to tell a reporter that he loved Jessica. That’s not cool.”
Nick himself is not thrilled about the story, but only because he gave the interview to Rolling Stone, who felt it was dull and palmed it off on the less prestigious Us. Jessica was scheduled to be interviewed for a Vanity Fair cover story, but that was canceled after she refused to talk about Nick. Sources claim that
Snoop Dogg has been arrested for his part in a disturbance at Londons Heathrow airport, after he and the 30 members of his entourage were denied entry to the British Airways first-class lounge. The group then moved to a duty-free shop where they allegedly smashed bottles of whisky and argued with staff. Police were called to the airport and were leading the group away when another disturbance broke out. Seven officers received minor injuries, mainly cuts and bruises, and one officer broke his hand. Six men, including Snoop, were arrested as a result on charges of violent disorder and affray. Scotland Yard said:
“The men, who are all US citizens, are in custody at two west London police stations.”
Holy Christ. That poor store clerk. Five dollars an hour to get screamed at by giant black guys in sky-blue Fubu jerseys and corn rows. Might as well send in the 1982 Oakland Raiders and a herd of cattle you shot in the ass with flaming arrows too.
Source = Daily Mail
It’s like ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’, only I have less of an erection:
Teri Hatcher suffered an eye injury Tuesday when a light bulb exploded during filming for ‘Desperate Housewives’. The 41-year-old is now sporting a patch over her right eye after having a shard of glass removed … She says, “Glass lodged in my right eye and proceeded to scratch my cornea. I was taken to a wonderful eye doctor, and am now wearing a most glamorous eye patch over the right half of my face. I like to look at the positive, and the good news is the cornea is the fastest healing tissue in the body. I’m in some pain, but trying to see the humor in the oddity of it all. No one was at fault.” Hatcher hopes to be back at work in two days.
Man, if there’s anything sexier than bloodless mummies, it’s bloodless mummies who look like an ad for rum. Put a parrot on her shoulder and I may just fall in love.
Source = IMDb. Thanks for the link to Karen, who I heard can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
It was noteworthy to say the least to see Denise Richards on top of Richie Sambora over the weekend, especially considering that Richards is still married to Charlie Sheen and Sambora is still married to Heather Locklear, who is best friends with Richards. It was probably pretty interesting to Locklear as well, who has had questions about the two since March, when Richards went to a Bon Jovi concert and after party. Sambora, of course, is the guitar player for Bon Jovi. A source tells Star:
“Heather went crazy when she learned her best friend had gone to the party. She told Denise she was a traitor who had betrayed their friendship.”
Locklear even asked Richards if she was having an affair with Sambora. Richards reportedly had not slept with Sambora yet, but still didn’t know how to answer, to which Locklear reportedly said:
“Well, I think you’ve answered the question. I never want to see you again. You no longer exist to me. It’s like you’ve died.”
It’s important to note how Locklear handled this. She was friends with Richards, then said she was dead to her. That’s how this “dead” thing is done. Don’t be confused and send a doll to Kirsten Dunst with a knife in it and note that says “YOU!” All that did was get a bunch of cops in my living room.
Source = Star
