rihanna might need plastic surgery

A few new details today about Chris Brown and Rihanna. I always assumed Brown straight up punched her in the face, but it's still a little jarring to see the words written down in a newspaper. The Sun says... The Umbrella singer, who may need plastic surgery, suffered “... read more

mischa barton has still got it

The Daily Mail says today that Mischa Barton "showed off a dramatically slimmer silhouette while attending the shows at Paris Fashion Week", and, hubba-hubba, I'm swooning, I'm fanning myself to try and catch my breath. Shes a real style visionary I think. Soon everyone... read more

nicole scherzinger in fhm

Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls is on the cover of this months FHM, and I wonder if even Nicole knows who the other members of the band are at this point. Tawny and Peaches or whatever the hell their names are must hate this. Nicole gets all the covers and all... read more

"it started with a text"

The fight that landed Rihanna in the hospital and Chris Brown in jail started when Brown got a text message from a woman asking to meet up. In the Wednesday morning edition, a source tells the New York Daily News..."He got a booty call. He got a text. Rihanna saw it and... read more

i heart lily allen, part 25

Today is boring as hell, and to perfectly illustrate that here is Lily Allen (her album is out today!) doing nothing this morning in New York. Honest to god, fire-breathing dragons could take over the earth tonight and, when taken as a whole, it would still be the most... read more

will smith is number one

Forbes magazine has named Will Smith the most bankable star in Hollywood after an industry survey asking what actors can most easily attract financing, theatrical distribution, and an audience. Angelina Jolie tied for second on the list, and was one of only three women in... read more

ushers wife almost died

Ushers wife Tameka Foster is still hospitalized after complications from plastic surgery in Brazil, and no one can quite figure out what went wrong, except for the fact that she had plastic surgery in fucking Brazil. The Brazilian news website G1 reported that Foster was... read more

miley is really really sorry

Miley Cyrus has already apologized once for the picture that shows her and her friends making fun of Asian people eyes, but that apology was actually even more offensive than the picture, so she’s back on her fansite and trying it again. "I really wanted to stress how... read more

dont turn around

Anna Friel was on that ABC show "Pushing Daisies" and this summer she’s the female lead in the Will Ferrel "Land of the Lost" movie, but more to the point she wore a see thru dress to the Elle Style Awards in London last night. I have no idea who this woman is, but if she... read more

chris brown is so screwed, pt 2

It's amazing that in just 48 hours, Chris Brown has gone from "well liked R&B superstar" to "deadly assassin." And although it wasn't him who led police on a three-hour chase this morning in a white Bentley, he was the one who left his girlfriend Rihanna bloody and... read more

chris brown is so screwed

There is now little doubt that the previously unidentified woman that Chris Brown was arrested for assaulting early Sunday morning was his girlfriend Rihanna. The LA Times, TMZ and a host of others have all independently confirmed it, and the New York Daily News cites a... read more

natalie portman uncensored

The SNL short film with Natalie Portman rapping about drinking and having sex all night was popular, but now that the uncensored audio has finally leaked, it will probably be even more popular. But I’ll stick to the clean version thank you very much. These ears aren’t... read more