BREAKING NEWS: “Glee” is kinda gay

By brendon April 27, 2011 @ 1:08 PM


If there’s one thing most self-appointed “conservative” leaders hate, it’s Glee. If there’s two things they hate it’s Glee and Lady Gaga, so of course last nights episode of Glee with Lady Gaga songs in it has them going all apeshit.

The episode featured Kurt returning to his old school and receiving an apology from a closeted gay football player who had bullied him.
Celebrating acceptance, the show’s cast sings Lady Gaga’s gay pride anthem “Born This Way,”
Hitting out at show creator Ryan Murphy, conservative media critic Dan Gainor said that it was his “latest depraved initiative to promote his gay agenda.”
“This is clearly Ryan Murphy’s vision of what growing up should be, not most of America’s,” he said. “It’s a high school most parents would not want to send their kids to.”

Before calling Dan Gainor a fucking moron, I want to mention that I’m a conservative lunatic. I have 5 biographies on Barry Goldwater. I have an American flag that flew over Reagans White House. If it were up to me I would kill every living thing in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Dan Gainor is a fucking moron. As far as I know, the producers of Glee have no legislative powers, so who cares what they do. A show about gay kids isn’t gonna make your kid gay any more than a show about Abraham Lincoln is gonna make them Abraham Lincoln. If Glee could make someone experiment with the same sex, I would put TV’s behind every wall of my girlfriends bedroom and point them at her as she slept.

Jessica Simpson looked, umm, kinda hot actually

By brendon April 27, 2011 @ 10:51 AM


Last night at Eden in LA, Us magazine held their annual Hot Hollywood party, an event dedicated to giving really attractive people some special attention. I know, right! Finally! For far too long Hollywood has based success solely on merit.

The big star of the night was Jessica Simpson, who I guess is dieting for her wedding because she looked really good, better than she has in a long time. More sexy, less tubby lump. I’m sure next week she’ll wear something that’s not as flattering and I’ll write some bitchy piece of shit about her then too, but at least for now I have a hard on while thinking about it.

(image source = splash news and bauer griffin and wenn)

Eddie Cibrian makes poor decisions

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 5:16 PM


Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes got married Friday night, and while they’re no doubt out somewhere celebrating that fact today, Cibrians ex wife Brandi Glanville unpacked at her new (smaller) house with a cast on her foot.

Nonetheless, she’s still the winner in all this because she’s way way hotter than Rimes. Cibrian is an idiot. It’s like he just traded in a 2011 Maybach for the passenger seat from a 98 Accord, and the seat smells like urine and periodically fires a spring into the back of your balls.

Nic Cage may have dropped his son when he was drunk

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 4:47 PM


As you know, Nic Cage was arrested 8 days ago in New Orleans because he was drunk and yelling at the police, which they hate, and he reportedly grabbed the arm of his annoyingly hot wife Alice Kim during an argument about where they lived. Now on top of all that, a new report says he maybe dropped his 5 year old son too. The Daily Mail says…

The New Orleans police report reads: ‘At some point, Mr Cage fell while holding their son. The fall caused the five (5) year old child to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee, and she [Alice] then recovered the child.’
A witness, it is reported, described a different story, saying he saw Cage ‘pull the male child to the ground by his hand’.
The report went on to note that a ‘child abuse detective was notified’.
Alice refused police permission to interview their son – but a photograph of the injury was taken.
Police described Cage as ‘hysterical’ and ‘irrational’ when they interviewed him after the incident.

Jesus, how could they tell. Nic Cage always seems hysterical and irrational. I wouldn’t be surprised if he dropped the kid on purpose because he thought it might be filled with candy.

Lindsay Lohan will be on the Tonight Show tonight

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 12:33 PM

Yesterday, just two days after taking her 5th mug shot, Lindsay Lohan taped an interview for the Tonight Show that will air Tuesday, and this morning the Today Show had a clip of Jay Leno asking her a question. So let’s play a game.

One of these quotes is from her answer to Jay, one is what she said to a judge in July of 2010, one is from an interview in February of 2010, and one is from an interview in March of 2009. Guess which one is from yesterday and you win 3 months of WWTDD Pro. That’s a $9,000 value.

LENO: “At what point did you realize, ‘Oh my God, I could lose this, this could slip away from me?’ ”

LINDSAY 1 – “I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them.”

LINDSAY 2 – “I’m not taking this as a joke. It’s my life. It’s my career…I take responsibility for my actions.”

LINDSAY 3 – “I just want to live the dream that I’ve worked so hard for since I was 4 years old.
“My past is my past and it’s been a long one, but I’m growing more and learning more day by day.
No one is perfect … You have to make mistakes to learn so that you can grow up and live your life the right way. Things happen, and you have to move on, be strong and believe in yourself.“

LINDSAY 4 – “Being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have … But I’m not a kid anymore, I’m 24, I’ve made a lot of mistakes and I recognize that. I’m in the clear now, and as long as I stay focused, I can achieve what I want to achieve.”

I know it was subtle but my point is she says this shit all the time. It’s kind of sad. Maybe she could have been more than she is but she was born to two white trash retards and this is what you get. This is why we need to take away kids bike helmets and hand them lit fireworks taped to a dodge ball. That stuff used to kill or at least maim all the clumsy, slow witted dumb asses. The rope swing was their natural predator. Now they grow up and have 8 fuckin kids all exactly like Lindsay.

(1 = February 2010, 2 = July 2010, 3 = March 2009, 4 = yesterday)

Rachel Bilson is in a bikini, part 2

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 10:14 AM


Yesterday morning there were tons of pictures from the weekend of Rachel Bilson in a red bikini on a beach in Barabdos. Long story short; her ass is fantastic.

But there were also pictures of her in a black bikini, and I set those aside to post later in the day. Now, some might assume I forgot about that and then played Portal and then took a nap, but maybe that’s not the case at all. Maybe I was just waiting for the right moment. Which is now. Because I wanted this to be special for you. Why do you always have to be so negative.

(image source = fame and flynet)

Hayden Panettiere showed off her misspelled tat

By brendon April 26, 2011 @ 9:40 AM


Hayden Panettiere went to the Tribeca Film Festival on Sunday in this sexy backless dress that showed off her tat. It says, “Vivere senza rimipianti”, which is Italian for, “To live without regrets”.

The good news is that probably means she’s slutty. The bad news is it’s spelled wrong, something she talked about on the View yesterday..

“Here’s the thing, if you’re going to get a tattoo in a language, just don’t ever go to that country. Or a country where anyone speaks that language…
“It’s not like, ‘Oh I wanted this and now it says, ‘I love apples’. It’s ‘live without regrets’ but it has one extra ‘i’ (the third word starts “rimi…”, it should be “rimp…”) and it’s so minor that people who spoke fluent Italian are like, ‘Egh, that looks right.’ And of course I’m reading in a newspaper that it’s wrong…”

The other bad news is that she was there with her boyfriend, boxer Wladimir Klitschko. He’s the unified heavyweight champion, but he’s from Kazakhstan just like Borat so it’s kind of hard to take him seriously. You want him to say “king in the castle, king in the castle!” when he sits on his stool between rounds but he never does so fuck him. Or maybe I just need to learn more about Kazakhstan. Perhaps will have some information. I’ll check there first.

Paula Abdul will probably be the fourth X-Factor judge

By brendon April 25, 2011 @ 3:45 PM


As Simon Cowell closes in on the final two to fill out the judges panel for the American version of the X Factor, it’s clear he wants a mix of personalities, ranging from the cool respected professional (LA Reid) to the emotionally unstable drunk (guess).

“I’ve always wanted Paula,” Cowell told Deadline. “Always been very vocal about that. I missed her the second she left the show ["American Idol"]. Always loved working with her even though she can be a pain. And I’ve been consistent about this. I don’t know what it is about her, but I’ve always clicked with her. You just have to get that chemistry, and she’s right. I’ve never found anyone better than her. I think there’s a good chance it will be her. We’ve agreed that we would meet as many people as possible, and now we’re reaching the deadline we’ve got to make the decision soon. But I think she’s got a really good shot.”

So the four judges will probably be Simon, Reid, Paula and Cheyl Cole from the British version of Factor. Which means it won’t be long until we see Paula drunk and telling a losing contestant, “You’ve just been X-Factored!”, because she doesn’t really understand what the deal is here.