shauna sand has weird priorities

The last time we saw Shauna Sand, she was out with her little girl dressed like this, and nothing but mental toughness stood between me and the image of her naked. I'm the Jack Bauer of gossip bloggers. The time before that she was in a car with her little girl while her... read more

thursday afternoon headlines

MISCHA BARTON - Is being sued because she can't pay the monthly $7000 rent on her New York apartment. George Clooney is just givin away new buildings, maybe she can get one of those. (huff post) JAY LENO - will officially return as Tonight Show host on March 1. NBC says,... read more

george clooney is a good person

The big Haiti telethon is tomorrow night, to be aired live on dozens of stations with sexy Hollywood stars staffing the phones, and not only did George Clooney organize much of it, now he's set the bar with a 1 million dollar donation. E! online says... He's not the... read more

heidi wants to go bigger

Tyler has had a Heidi Montag ban for 7 months now, but I'm not clairvoyant. I didn't know she was gonna do this. I didn't know she was gonna improve herself with 10 plastic surgeries and get DDD implants. DDD. Breasts. There's nothing wrong with your monitor, and yes you... read more

rihanna might have chosen another chris brown

Girls take it personally when you punch them in the face a dozen times like Chris Brown did to Rihanna last February, so she left him, eventually. Things seemed to be picking up for her just a few weeks ago, when she was seen in Mexico with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers.... read more

telethons dont care about kanye people

The last time Kanye West was involved with a telethon after a natural disaster, it went just great, and yet he's reportedly been banned from the telethon currently being organized by George Clooney to raise money for the warlords who are gonna steal it the good people... read more

lindsay is cutting herself again and lying about it

When Lindsay Lohan was in St. Barths two weeks ago, people who become alarmed about this sort of thing became alarmed when pictures showed what seemed to be fresh scarring on the inside of her arm. Considering Lindsay has cut in the past, and her mom has admitted as much... read more

conan just got paid

Just seven months after he took the job as host of the Tonight Show, Conan O'Brien and NBC agreed early this morning on a buy-out for the remainder of his contract, which will allow NBC to replace Conan with Jay Leno. The New York Times says... The deal is worth a... read more

afternoon headlines

NBC - doesn't mind paying Conan O'Brien and his staff between 30 and 40 million as severance because it feels it can make 40M in profit the first year Leno comes back. This despite the fact that Lenos numbers dropped every year since 2005, and NBC only made 25M during... read more

amanda holden is kind of hot

You probably know who Amanda Holden is even if you don't recognize her name, because she's that hot ass judge on 'Britain's Got Talent' that everyone saw on the clips of Susan Boyle and the little girl singing 'Over The Rainbow' and so on and so on. But today she was... read more

"what we're seeing now is vintage jay."

David Letterman was noticeably hoarse last night on his show, probably from cackling like a mad man as NBC and Jay Leno continue to screw up beyond all comprehension and get eviscerated by every branch of the media. Dave spent an entire 6 minute break giving a beating... read more

jamie grubbs is a good model

Jamie Grubbs was among the first to be named on the list of girls Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife with, and she's the one who had her text messages from Tiger published by Us magazine, and now she's the one in a bikini for the Aussie magazine 'Ralph'. In fact she's... read more