January Jones still wont name the father

By brendon September 26, 2011 @ 1:25 PM


January Jones has yet to name the father of her new born son, and if you thought seeing the birth certificate would end the mystery, you look like quite the fool right now. Because she left that part blank. So either she’s the perfect girl to have an affair with, or this is some sort of immaculate conception deal. I’m gonna go worship him just in case.

Catwoman is now more literal

By brendon September 26, 2011 @ 12:50 PM


‘The Dark Knight Rises’ filmed some more scenes out in public this weekend, including some with Anne Hathaway in her full Catwoman outfit, complete with little kitty ears. So part of Christopher Nolans “realistic” Batman world now includes villains who but their outfit at Hot Topic.

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Ashlee Simpson is in a bikini

By brendon September 26, 2011 @ 11:39 AM


Ashlee Simpson and her skinny friend with big tits went down to Los Cabos, Mexico, this weekend, and… damn. Ashlee’s ass is terrific. Who ever would have guessed that she’d end up being the hot Simpson sister. But then, of course, her dad was there too, creepily eyeing her and her more interesting friend. Que the slide whistle “down” sound, everyone.

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Gisele Bundchen is a natural beauty

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 3:57 PM


Here are some pictures of Gisele Bundchen leaving a tai chi class in Boston this morning, so now you can say, “hey you’ll never guess who I saw today? Gisele Bundchen, and in real life without makeup she looks like hell.” And as long as the person you’re talking to doesn’t ask any follow up questions, it will sound like you had a really interesting story about seeing someone famous.

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Sandra Bullock looks pretty good

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 3:45 PM


Sandra Bullock is 47, and worth hundreds of millions of dollars. This has to be filtered through that, but she left a gym in West Hollywood today and looked pretty terrific. So I never would have thought I’d have sex with a girl almost 50, but here we are.

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Kim Delaney is a drunk

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 3:18 PM

Kim Delaney is the star of ‘Army Wives’, which, unbeknownst to me, is a TV show that exists, so I guess that’s why she gave a speech last night at the Liberty Media awards honoring former defense secretary Robert Gates. And since that sounds boring to someone like Kim, she got good and drunk first. E! says

The disheveled actress, who has been treated for alcohol abuse in the past, shocked the military audience by slurring her words, making strange gestures and fibbing about her own experience in the armed services.
At the event honoring former defense secretary Robert Gates, Delaney rambled on the podium about “having served in active military duty family for five years.”
“I’ve seen soldiers come home with painful life-altering injuries borne of their time and service,” she slurred. “I’ve attended numerous military funerals, including that of my best friend’s son.”

It’s important to note that when she talks about the funeral of her best friends son, she means, “on a TV show.” Not in real life. I don’t mean to be pedantic, but that’s not really the same thing. After this she went to Walter Reed and told the soldiers about a scary dream she had and the time she stepped on a tack.

Vanessa Hudgens makes gas stations hot

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 2:42 PM


Vanessa Hudgens wore some knee high boots and daisy dukes at a gas station in LA yesterday, because LA is very sexy and the pressure to look good is unrelenting. Compare this to somewhere like Alabama, where people make no effort to look attractive even when they’re specifically going to have their picture taken. Alabama: where a slide is considered fitness equipment.

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Halle Berry needs more help

By brendon September 23, 2011 @ 1:41 PM


Halle Berry broke her foot two days ago in Spain while filming a movie called ‘Cloud Atlas’, and today she boarded a private jet to come back to America. I was really hoping she would have used that wheel chair they brought for her so I could call her bitchy names but she had to ruin everything by walking. And good for her. This isn’t that big of a deal. In fact, her foot is in a cast, it’s safer than it was before, she should go stomp some glasses or kick a watermelon in half or something like that. That watermelon part might have sounded mildly racist but don’t be a smartass, you know what I meant.

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