alice eve knows how to dress

Paramount must really love 'Shes Out Of My League' because they're spending a fortune to promote it. Last night they had a premiere in Vegas, but it seems like they've been all over the country. They were in Boston earlier this week, and last week they even sent Alice... read more

this outfit almost killed gaga

Lady Gaga never goes anywhere without one of her goofy outfits, no matter how painful looking it might be. That includes transatlantic flights, in outfits so uncomfortable they might literally kill her. The Sun says... Her daft garb was so uncomfortable it brought on the... read more

kat von d is here to help

The last two days have sucked. You know it, I know, Kat Von D knows it. But at least she did something about it. She walked around Hollywood last night showing off her hot body in a half shirt and impossibly tight jeans. If her goal was to get me to stare at her vagina,... read more

this is a tragic loss

Corey Feldman has taken to his blog to issue a statement on the death of his frequent co-star Corey Haim, or at least I think he did because he wrote it in a dark blue font on a black background. It's like reading a message between two spies. This is a tragic loss of a... read more

everyone hates jay leno

NBC fired Conan O'Brien as host of the Tonight Show because he couldn't beat David Letterman, something Jay Leno had done for years. So NBC made a tough choice, and even though they would lose hundreds of millions of dollars, they decided to bring Leno back so he could... read more

"Mommy, help me. How can they do this?"

You might want to put some pillows behind you in case you faint, but Lindsay Lohan is a self-centered brat and Dina Lohan is an enabler who lies every time she talks. Like yesterday, for example, when she explained Lindsays 100 million dollar lawsuit. The New York Post ... read more

morning headlines

COREY HAIM - collapsed in his moms apartment just before 1am. No illegal drugs were found, but 4 prescription drugs were. His mom told LAPD, "he had been battling prescription drug addiction for years." How exactly was he "battling"? It's like saying a nail is a battle... read more

lets start the day over

Stupid Corey Haim got the morning off to a bad start, and I keep forgetting to mention the Christoph Waltz video from Jimmey Kimmel, so now is a perfect time. Edward Hills indomitable spirit is needed now more than ever, so sit back and let his soothing vocals bring a... read more

corey haim is dead

The New York Times says that 'Lost Boys' star Corey Haim died early this morning, and although his cause of death is still unknown it was drugs. Of course it was drugs. That jackass has been shakin like Muhammad Ali for 10 years. He had brief windows of sobriety (like in... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

MICHAEL JACKSON - had at least 2 girlfriends whose identity have remained a secret, according to his bodyguards. Well that's all the proof I need. I'm sure it wasn't a boy in a wig and a dress. Why can't the girls go public? Who knows. Maybe they're mermaids. (... read more

i like the one in the middle

Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez is in Miami today after filming a commercial yesterday, and she's not world famous or anything but she's at least as famous as the elves in the post beneath this one. Should they even be on a beach like that? Out in the open? I would... read more

i dont feel so good

The hobbits from that 'Little People, Big World' show on TLC are in Hawaii today, perhaps to check on their hidden pots of gold. If anyone there is reading this you should follow them. Or just kidnap them and force them to give you their treasure. Don't take this the... read more

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