STFU JENNIFER ANISTON

When asked about then-husband Brad Pitt leaving her for Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston told Vogue magazine, "what Angelina did was very uncool". In other words, she continues to talk about the past and blames Angelina. It's much more likely Brad Pitt woke up one day and... read more

ALESSANDRA DIDNT TAKE LONG

Alessandra Ambrosio is almost definitely the hottest piece of ass on the planet (other than your mom - ZING!), so of course she’s going to look spectacular in a bikini just two months after giving birth to a little girl. She’s like Wolverine. Her prettiness bounces right... read more

ANNES EX IS NOT HAPPY IN JAIL

Raffaello Follieri of course was Anne Hathaways boyfriend, seemingly a wealthy Italian playboy, but in reality a conman who stole millions from investors who believed he was a representative of the Vatican entrusted with upgrading and buying Roman Catholic churches across... read more

KANYE IS STILL A CRYBABY

Kanye West stamps his tiny feet any time there’s a prize given to any one but him. He even demanded a recount when I awarded the coveted "Worlds Greatest Grandpa" mug to my moms dad in 1985 (he edged out my dads dad, who died seventeen years earlier). Now Kanye says this... read more

HERES THAT DEAD WOMAN

Paul was handsome nice enough to send in a video of Paula Goodspeeds audition for "American Idol" in 2006. She’s the woman who killed herself outside of Paula Abduls home sometime last night. Her psychosis is on full display here, as she talks about idolizing Paula and... read more

THESE WERE TAKEN JULY 18TH

Perez and theSuperficial both have these pictures up today saying they were taken yesterday while filming "the Hills". They weren’t, they were taken over the summer. I mention this for a few reasons. For one, it lets me strut around like a big shot, which I was planning... read more

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POSH IS SO DAMN HOT

Posh is such a hot bitch. Yesterday she took her son Cruz to ... I don’t know, somewhere, and she did it in a ridiculously short dress and fuck-me boots. I hate her stupid glasses, I hate her stupid short hair, she's too skinny and she has too many kids. Don't care, don't... read more

WHO THE HELL IS THAT

Breathe Heavy has a picture today (full size here) of an unknown woman who is set to appear in promo pictures for the Britney Spears album, "Circus". I think it might be either Romy or Michelle. All that's certain is that it sure as fuck isn't Britney Spears. read more

YOU DONT POKE THE BEAR

Brad Garret, who you may remember from "Everybody Loves Raymond" but probably don't, snapped on the paparazzi last night, smacking one of them around and breaking his camera. Then, smelling blood in the water, they antagonized him further by challenging him to a fight... read more

UM, THERES A DEAD WOMAN OUTSIDE

Paula Abdul is not what anyone would describe as "hearty". She's an unsteady mess who will break down and question God's love even on the best of occasions, so I'm going to suggest this will do anything but help. TMZ says..A body was found in a car a few houses down from... read more

CALLING ALL NERDS

I don't know if you can legally rape your own penis, and by that I mean attack it with such ferocity and diligence and then keep on it long after its begged for mercy, but many many nerds will put that to the test after seeing what Rose McGowan wore last night. Her big... read more

AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

Remember back in June when doctors told Amy Winehouse that if she didn’t quit smoking and drinking she would die? Well Amy sure did show them. She believed in herself when no one else would and overcame the odds. Here she is earlier today nipping down to the pub for a... read more

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