Amber Heards girlfriend took topless pictures of her

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 4:27 PM

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Amber Heards girlfriend is a respected photographer named Tasya van Ree, and blah blah blah blah topless pictures of Amber. Though it’s hard to tell how many.

Most of the ones here should be of Amber, but Tasyas website has a bunch more that might be, with fancy pictures of naked girls all over the place. There’s naked girls getting on the floor, naked girls in some role play and fetish and asphyxiation thing, and naked girls who look like they’re about to start scissoring now that they’re alone. Today finally confirms everything Penthouse taught me about lesbians when I was 12.

(source = tasya van ree, and these pictures are all SFW because they’re in black and white which makes them artistic tits as opposed to pornographic tits)

Vanessa Hudgens sends the best Christmas cards

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 3:32 PM

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If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be one “you” and a comma after “love”. But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.

The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.

Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re a homosexual.

Scarlett Johansson is a good influence

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 1:02 PM

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After a tough day on the set, how does Scarlett Johansson relax? With Laramie Extra-Tar cigarettes. “Ahh, that sweet Carolina smoke,” Scarlett probably said. “These Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to play, I don’t know… is it a Russian prostitute? Because I look like a Russian prostitute.”

(image source of scarlett yesterday in glasgow on the set of ‘under the skin’ = pacific coast)

Britney got engaged

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 11:54 AM

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As expected, Britney Spears got engaged to her ex-manager Jason Trawick this weekend in Las Vegas, during his 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood. Also as expected, her ring was relatively simple, at least by Hollywood standards. Some spoiled cunt like Jennifer Lopez would demand 10 of those rings. As if it’s some treat to marry that mean bitch. Marc Anthony could start dating Casey Anthony and she’d only be the second worst person he’d ever been with.

(image source = splash)

being a model looks pretty easy

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 11:14 AM

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So, was Aida Yespica on Miami beach again yesterday, in a bikini, like she has been for like the past 2 weeks? Of course she was. Where else would she be. It’s not like models actually do anything. That’s why I got out of swimwear modeling, it was just too boring.

(image source = splash)

Whoopi Goldberg farted on the View

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 6:38 PM

If you were wondering if Whoopi Goldberg be any less appealing or attractive, here’s your answer (spoiler alert: it’s “yes”)

Playmate Hope Dworaczyk says Lindsay is fat

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 3:55 PM

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It’s easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot.

??”I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe.”

Well of course Hope would. She’s a professional, whereas Lindsay is dumb as a rock and works out even less than one. But she could still make it back to being an A-list actress, assuming the two or three hundred other actresses above her these days all get into disfiguring car crashes.

(image source = playboy lingerie)

Gabourey Sidibe has still got it

By brendon December 16, 2011 @ 2:01 PM

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Gabourey Sidibe was at last nights New York premiere of ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close’, the 9/11 movie starring Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, and I don’t know who the little kid on the poster is but he and I totally agree on this one.

(image source = getty and splash)