If Jane Austin had written this Christmas card, it probably wouldn’t end by saying, “…love and happiness for you you all.” There would be one “you” and a comma after “love”. But on the front would be a picture of some frumpy virgin wearing a big itchy dress and gloves and a cape and a straw bonnet.
The card by Vanessa Hudgens however has a picture of Vanessa in a sexy Santa outfit.
Therefore Vanessa Hudgens is obviously a better writer than Jane Austin, and if any historian says otherwise it’s only because they’re a homosexual.
After a tough day on the set, how does Scarlett Johansson relax? With Laramie Extra-Tar cigarettes. “Ahh, that sweet Carolina smoke,” Scarlett probably said. “These Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to play, I don’t know… is it a Russian prostitute? Because I look like a Russian prostitute.”
(image source of scarlett yesterday in glasgow on the set of ‘under the skin’ = pacific coast)
As expected, Britney Spears got engaged to her ex-manager Jason Trawick this weekend in Las Vegas, during his 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood. Also as expected, her ring was relatively simple, at least by Hollywood standards. Some spoiled cunt like Jennifer Lopez would demand 10 of those rings. As if it’s some treat to marry that mean bitch. Marc Anthony could start dating Casey Anthony and she’d only be the second worst person he’d ever been with.
So, was Aida Yespica on Miami beach again yesterday, in a bikini, like she has been for like the past 2 weeks? Of course she was. Where else would she be. It’s not like models actually do anything. That’s why I got out of swimwear modeling, it was just too boring.
It’s easy to take shots at Lindsay Lohan these days, and fun, and 100 percent justified, which is why people do it. Including 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk apparently, who was asked about Lindsays boring and ugly Playboy shoot.
??”I saw that spread, and I was not impressed. I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe.”
Well of course Hope would. She’s a professional, whereas Lindsay is dumb as a rock and works out even less than one. But she could still make it back to being an A-list actress, assuming the two or three hundred other actresses above her these days all get into disfiguring car crashes.
Gabourey Sidibe was at last nights New York premiere of ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close’, the 9/11 movie starring Tom Hanks and Sandra Bullock, and I don’t know who the little kid on the poster is but he and I totally agree on this one.