Cindy Margolis will finally make your dream come true, as long as your dream was to see a 40-year-old mother of three pose naked in Playboy. After years of offers from the magazine, Margolis is pretending that ‘Desperate Housewives’ and not the giant check is her inspiration to finally strip:

“Thank goodness for ‘Desperate Housewives.’ You’re not dead just because you are married and have children … In the past it would have been for gratuitous reasons … It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don’t have anything on me.”

I guess people like her, but honest to God, Margolis looks like 18 million other chicks in LA. Go to the Ralph’s in the Colony in Malibu and stand there for 10 minutes and you’ll see 50 girls better looking than she is. I know their breasts won’t be real, and I know I couldn’t care less. They’re real on the outside, and that’s pretty much the only part I planned on staring at. I’m not Superman for Christ’s sake.

Source = Yahoo


Michelle Rodriguez, who plays a police officer on ‘Lost’, was sentenced yesterday for driving under the influence of alcohol. On December 1, 2005, she was arrested on the island of Oahu after failing a field sobriety test, registering a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08.



This is just the latest driving related incident for Rodriguez. One month before the DUI, she was ticketed on Oahu for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone. 11 days before that, she was caught driving 90 mph in a 35 mph zone. On Aug 24 of 2005, she was clocked going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone. In 2003, she was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license. Later that year, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license. When arrested for the DUI in December, she was described as “argumentative and rude”. According to the police report, Rodriguez screamed:

“I don’t fucking belong here! Why don’t you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You’ve already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too. (Why don’t you) just take my car and I’ll walk all the way to the North Shore, but don’t leave me in the back of this car, poppie.”

Awesomely, Rodriguez has chosen five days in jail and a 500 dollar fine rather than 240 hours of community service.

“I kind of have to get back to my life, go back to making some money.”

Man, this bitch is hard. She reminds me of when I was a shortie, bangin in my hood just to stay up. Except, replace the word “hood” with the words “all white country club” and the words “bangin just to stay up” with “being scared of the high dive”.



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Finally confirmation last night on one of the worst kept rumors around, namely that Britney Spears is pregnant for the second time with husband Kevin Federline. It will be Federline’s fourth child in 4 years. According to Us Magazine, Spears was photographed in a bikini at the Caesar’s Palace pool over the weekend and was visibly pregnant. Sources then confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine. Us claims that when Britney was told of the pregnancy in February, she broke down in tears. And not tears of joy. The other kind. This may explain why Spears has not filed for divorce, despite numerous reports that she wants too.



Remarkably, there are no copies online of Britney in the bikini at the Caesars’ pool, but below are the ones of her in Hawaii almost exactly one month ago. It was hard to tell then if she was pregnant or just fat, but the profile shot seemed pretty revealing. You weren’t foolin me, big ass. She looks like the sticker of the cartoon hippo that came on my vitamins as a kid. The only difference being the hippo never disappointed me. He was always honest. He told me those vitamins had the taste kids loved, and by golly they did.



I saw scientists nodding and holding up a clipboard one time, and I have to assume they were verifying that ‘the Way of the Gun’ is the greatest movie ever made, and not simply because the first two minutes has Sarah Silverman saying “fuck” a hundred times, but also because Ryan Phillippe and Benico Del Toro are the coolest actors alive. And in these pictures of him working out yesterday, you can see the difference between a stud like me or Ryan or me and a mincing gaywad like Jake Gyllenhaal, who also works out at this same track. Notice the distinct lack of Ryan shoving his face into another guys crotch. The pictures of Jake are kinda small, but if you squint, you can still see the lines on his legs from the Capri pants and snakeskin boots he had just an hour before.



Charlie Sheen may have played a part in the death of porn star Chloe Jones last year after Jones told the National Enquirer of their ongoing affair, according to court papers filed by Denise Richards.

In March 2005, Jones, a former Penthouse Pet and a working porn star and prostitute, told the Enquirer that Sheen paid her $15,000 for sex and asked her to marry him, even though he was currently married to Richards, who was pregnant at the time with their second child. Three months later, Jones was found dead in her Houston home, a death ruled as an accidental overdose of prescription drugs. In a sworn statement, Richards says she asked Sheen if he had anything to do with the death of Jones, and according to Richards, he did not deny it. Richards said:

“He said that he had ‘no comment. This scared me. [He] threatened me again ‘that if I do not agree with his request for joint custody, that I would never make it to court.’”

It’s hard to say if … wait a second … it’s illegal to kill prostitutes? When did this happen? God dammit. Alright, look, I gotta run to Home Depot real quick. Thanks a lot Democrats!



Source = Daily News and Daily News



Kate Beckinsale, in these pictures taken yesterday in Brentwood, would like to remind you to Be Aggressive. B – E – Aggressive. B – E – A – G – G – R – E – S – S – I – V – E.



Is there some shortage of sexy Hollywood hunks I don’t know about? Based on what my mirror told me this morning, no, things are going just fine. And yet Denise Richards runs away from lunatic ex-husband Charlie Sheen just to end up on the lap of Richie Sambora yesterday. And Sambora of course had ex Heather Locklear in this same position just a few months ago. Weird gets weirder considering that Richards and Locklear are best friends. Weirder gets weirdest when you remember that Richie Sambora was ugly even when he was good looking, and that was 50 years ago. I guess making tons of money from a mediocre rock band is a good way to get chicks. Just between me and you, pulling girls over with a fake police badge works pretty good too.



So much excitement today, so many big questions in the world of Hollywood and entertainment, and all with such thrilling answers:

Are Brad and Angelina getting married today?!? Umm, well, no, probably not. But media from around the world have flown to Nambia to get a picture of them anyway. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan wonders if getting hook hands will shift the attention back to her, eyes a big knife in the kitchen.



Is Tom Cruise is an awesome father?!? You better believe it! That’s why he flew to Italy six days after the birth of his little girl to promote ‘Mission: Impossible III’. And from Rome, he heads to Paris and then London. It’s all part of his tough love program, to teach Katie self-reliance.



Does George Michael spend hours cruising the streets of London looking for gay sex?!? You bet he does! Is that really a great way to spend his time? Maybe not, but as George might say, “look, if you know a better way to get random penises into my ass, I’d love to hear it.”