Better Y/N?

Kim Kardashian went on her twitter (here) right after Ken Paves chopped off all her hair this morning, and she looks good (she almost looks like Christy Turlington, who is fantastic), but we only see her face. Her ass. How is short hair gonna work with that big ass of... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio is single

This is either coincidence or my offering to satan in the woods this morning was accepted, but says that Bar Rafaeli is back on the market because she and Leonardo DiCaprio have kinda-sorta broken up. "They're taking time off for the time being, they've... read more

Oh dear god yes

Jessica Simpson did nothing but walk around NYC last night, but she did it with her long golden locks dropping down on a slimming black dress and a push up bra, and at one point it kinda looked like she was feeling her own awesomely huge breast, so for today it's the... read more

Morning Headlines

RUSSELL CROWE - has worked with director Ridley Scott 4 times already, but things are not going so well on the set of their untitled Robin Hood project. "The producers had to fly to London because Russell and Ridley won't talk to each other. Every time they stop filming,... read more

Madonna will adopt that little girl

If you're like me, your haunting blue eyes are an ocean of seductive intrigue, beckoning the brave to leap into a new world of passion, but more to the point, you we're broken hearted when Madonna didn't get her way that one time. Oh but good news. The Sun UK says...... read more

Afternoon Headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - "I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: ‘I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged' ... ‘She just wouldn't stop saying she felt caged ... it really was like watching... read more

This is gonna be a good movie

Piranha 3D stars Academy Award nominees Elisabeth Shue and Richard Dreyfuss (seriously), so I was curious as to why Kelly Brook would be on a yacht on Lake Havasu while pornstar Riley Steele licks her chest, so I did some investigating, and it turns out the answer is,... read more

Ninjas killed David Carradine

I don't know who's in charge of handing out gold medals for opening paragraphs but I dare you to do better than the New York Post... A secret sect of kung fu assassins could have silenced actor David Carradine as he delved into their shadowy activities, according to his... read more

They're all whores

A few weeks I mentioned the great Mark Ebner and his website Hollywood Interrupted after he posted a list of Playmates that also worked as high-end call girls. Victoria Silvstedt was the big name on the list, making up to 30 grand a day when she took clients in Dubai.... read more

Brett Michaels almost died

I'm sure there was a perfectly logical reason for Poison to perform entertain be on stage at the Tony awards last night, but I could live a hundred years and never guess what that might have been. They sang a number they call "Don't Need Nothing" and then (*wink*) they... read more

Kelly Carlson is being wasted

For a while there it seemed like Kelly Carlson was all set to be a huge star, but then something happened and that never kicked in. It certainly wasn't that she isn't hot enough, as you can see here as she filmed scenes for Nip/Tuck in Malibu over the weekend. How is... read more

Guess why her knee is that high

Lindsay was drunk off her ass last night in London and, long story short, vagina. Her leg is so ridiculously high in this one it seems impossible this was accidental. Look how much room this car has in the back seat, yet she's swinging her legs up like she has to kick... read more