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Charlize Theron’s Adopted Baby Plotting His Escape Back to Africa

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

One minute you’re enjoying life in an African orphanage and next thing you know, some white chick from the movies whisks you to an entirely new continent to have play dates with adopted Chinese babies and to meet her... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Isn’t Disney, Holler, Y’All

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a tell all interview with Ronan Farrow, who himself is now famous for maybe being Frank Sinatra’s bastard son and blindly calling out Woody Allen for molesting his adopted sister, Miley Cyrus really let loose with her super... READ MORE

Barbara Palvin Models Lingerie

February 5, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two types of young Eastern European supermodels. The ones currently fucking either Leonardo DiCaprio or Gerard Butler, and the ones who seem to get mixed up with foppish characters from British boy bands. The ones who bang... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Popped Selena Gomez’s Cherry

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to the world’s tiniest recording star, he was the very first to boldly go in Selena Gomez’s sacred vagina hole. Justin Bieber was apparently boasting about this feat recently to his posse of Misfit Toys. The deed was done... READ MORE

LeAnn Rimes Reality Show Seems to Be Going Well

February 5, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe I chimed in too quickly on LeAnn Rimes new reality show where she and her purchased husband and VH-1 are all telling us it’s going to be one crazy wild ride. LeAnn has promised to get loaded and... READ MORE

The Women of the View Like To Say Shit

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cackling hens on The View tore into each other with various knuckle-headed and completely unfounded accusations on either side of the Woody Allen child diddling allegations. Barbara Walters kicked it off by asserting that Woody Allen couldn’t have... READ MORE

Chris Brown Isn’t Going To Jail…Again

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown has his ass saved from prison lights out penetration once again after a judge dismissed a motion to take him out of rehab to serve time in prison. The screechy chick beating douche is currently serving a... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin Suddenly Seems Very Important

February 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because she’s the daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, Ireland Baldwin would very much like to be famous as well, and that hasn’t been very difficult for her, because she’s young and attractive and those are two characteristics... READ MORE

Mariah Carey’s Breasts Had A Bad Hair Day

February 4, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey’s Instagram account is a mixed bag, because most of the time the 43-year old singer posts pictures of her kids, and her fans think, “Aw, what a sweet, caring, loving mother she’s turned out to be.” But... READ MORE

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