Breaking: Women Are Still Really Desperate

July 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Poison front man Bret Michaels stopped by Fox and Friends on Friday to play a few songs from his upcoming album, “So This Is What It’s Come To?” as part of a tribute to 9/11 victims and first responders... READ MORE

Hey, It’s Anthony Weiner Pushing a Kid on a Swing

July 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anthony Weiner is just like you and me. He’s a guy who loves to go to the park on a Sunday and push his kid on the swings. Just like he loves to force his giant cock into your... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker’s Dress Is The Best

July 29, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson were filming their new comedy, Stretch, in Los Angeles yesterday, and because I’d rather not make an effort to look up what it’s actually about, I’m going to guess that it’s a film about... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Sex Tape; Ain’t Like They Used to Be (VIDEO)

July 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the so-called Courtney Stodden sex tape. No backdoor action. Just Courtney Stodden talking about how she wants to have tons more sex with grandpa and grandpa talking about how when he first hooked up with Courtney they... READ MORE

Carmen Ortega In A Bikini

July 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Carmen Ortega was the model slash escort girl who started banging Reggie Bush when he was dating Kim Kardashian. She also maybe tried to sell a sex tape she made with Reggie, to no avail. Then Reggie dumped her... READ MORE

Roman Polanski’s Little Girl Rape Victim Is Grown Up and Writing a Book

July 27, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For some reason people are shocked that Samantha Geimer is using a photo of herself at the age of 13 as the cover image of her autobiography centered heavily around her 1970’s rape by director Roman Polanski. Though she... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Wanted to Apologize to Kris Humphreys on Skype

July 27, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Word is out that Kim Kardashian felt heartsick that Kris Humphreys never believed she loved him and that their wedding was just a financial scam for reality TV. So she wanted to set up a Skype chat with Kris... READ MORE

Jennifer Nicole Lee In A Bikini

July 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It takes a confident woman to birth a couple or three kids and still wear a skimpy bikini bottom out in public. You’ve got to make sure all that junk is tucked away properly, like folding up a sleeping... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Spit On A Bunch Of Fans

July 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

What the fuck is this kid’s deal with spitting on people? Bieber was photographed hocking a loogie off his balcony onto a crowd of adoring, if misguided, fans below. Last week we told you that he was in trouble... READ MORE

Heidi Klum’s Mom Is Her Racy Instagram Photographer

July 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum revealed that she taps her mom with the responsibility of snapping her half-naked Instagram photos. Nobody really knows their kids body better than a parent I suppose, in some creepy kind of way I’d prefer not to... READ MORE