Lindsay Lohan will not be going to jail. At all.

The Lindsay Lohan probation drama began because Lindsay was arrested, twice, for a DUI and possession of cocaine, among other things. She was placed on probation, which she violated several times. So now she's on probation for violating that probation, which she violated... read more

oh this looks comfortable

The last two days have been filled with reports detailing an alleged affair between Ashton Kutcher and a girl named Britney Jones, but to maybe take some of the heat off, today Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore made an appearance in New York to launch the Real Men Campaign... read more

holy crap. Katherine Heigl just gave away 1 million dollars.

Katherine Heigl does not have the greatest reputation in the world. She's generally considered difficult and full of herself. Example: one time she walked down the street holding up an issue of Vanity Fair. You'll never guess who was on the cover. But maybe she's not all... read more

way to go Japan. thanks a lot.

Paris Hilton was supposed to be in Tokyo today for a promotional appearance, and that would have been followed by stops in Malaysia and Indonesia. I don't know much about those last two places but they sound dangerous as hell. The kind of place where white people get... read more

Ashton Kutchers mistress Brittney Jones is naked

Um. There's not much to add to that headline. Three weeks ago Star magazine said Ashton Kutcher was cheating on Demi Moore, and then they said it was with a girl named Brittney Jones, and now Radar also says it was with a girl named Brittney Jones, and under the cut are... read more

Lindsay was drinking when she apologized on twitter

As part of her probation, Lindsay Lohan isn't allowed to drink or use drugs, so when she failed a drug test last week, many thought nothing had changed. But then, unlike in the past when she pretended to be sincere but always shifted the blame, this time she went on... read more

Kim Kardashian is at Oktoberfest, part 2

Kim Kardashian is in Munich today for Oktoberfest, and as part of the celebration she put on a dirndl and wore her hair in long traditional braids. Although with her dark skin and big tits, she didn't exactly blend in. She looks more Gypsy than German. That's why I put... read more

it's the new American Idol judges

'American Idol' officially announced Henniffa Yopez and Steven Tyler as their two new judges this afternoon, with Ryan Seacrest on the 'Idol' stage hosting a big announcement show, and Holy Shit is this thing boring. I starting watching it to see Lopez get announced, but... read more

Lindsay Lohan is down to one failed drug test

Okay before we get to the new story, read this next quote as it there's an echo and a white fog around it because we're flashing back one month ago, back, to August 20th... "Doctors treating Lindsay Lohan at the UCLA rehab facility reportedly feel that she was... read more

Kim Kardashian is at Oktoberfest

Kim Kardashian is in Germany for Oktoberfest this week, and today she posted this picture on twitter, and HOLY FUCK I LOVE PIGTAILS. Even ugly girls look cute with pigtails. A hot girl with big tits and pigtails is too good to be true. If I were a king 2,000 years ago,... read more

Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore. With this.

Ashton Kutcher was first accused of cheating on his wife Demi Moore about 3 weeks ago, and so he went on twitter and said... "I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." And while we're on the topic of... read more

aww screw you Japan

Yesterday Paris Hilton was denied entry into Japan because, just hours earlier, she was sentenced to a years probation for possession of cocaine in Las Vegas. She landed in Tokyo, officials detained her, she stayed at a nearby motel overnight, and now... Paris Hilton has... read more