Mischa Barton is ready to open up

Mischa Barton has lived quite an exciting life, and now she's chronicling her tales of adventure for all of us, by penning her autobiography. She's 19 years old. WWTDD has been sent an exclusive early draft of the book, and you can read it here first: The Mischa Barton Story Chapter One: "Today I read words off a teleprompter. It took almost 30 minutes. Then I had sex with a monster." The End Wow, talk about steamy!...

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Angelina Jolie is tricky

Did Angelina Jolie use voodoo to break up the marriage of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston? How should I know. Leave me alone, you guys. But 'Doctor Snake' thinks it's a possibility. And he's a doctor! Word is that Jolie gave Pitt a vial of gray powder to ward off accidents during the filming of Mr. And Mrs. Smith. Pitt told a friend that the vial contained the remnants of a bat. Doctor Snake, the author of cult...

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Sienna Miller is unpredictable

This isn't the first time Sienna Miller has done stuff like this. She's flipped out on reporters before. She's actually American - born in New York - and we don

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Heidi Klum at Victorias Secret

Here's a good new diet for Heidi Klum based on these pictures from last night Victoria

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Leonardo DiCaprio is single

Despite rumors to the contrary over the past few days, the Brazillian website Jud

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Jessica Simpsons song is not good

Look, no one wants to have sex with Jessica Simpson more than I do, I don

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Elizabeth Hurley is unemployed

I guess I knew that Elizabeth Hurley had been demoted and was no longer going to be the face of Estee Lauder, but I didn

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Jessica Simpson is a good interview

MSNBC has a transcript of the halting interview Jessica Simpson gave with Access Hollywood yesterday and it really brings to life all the stammering pauses and awkward wrangling. Things got icy when Jessica

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Matthew McConaughey is sexy

Word on the street - and in todays New York Post - is that People Magazine is set to name Matthew McConaughey as its "2005 Sexiest Man Alive" later this month, but the mag is confirming nothing just yet. Said a People spokesman: "Lots of sexy guys are up for this year's 'Sexiest Man Alive

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Kelly Brook in Three, part 3

My computer does very little actual computing. Theres not a file somewhere filled with codes I'm trying to crack. It's pretty much only for stuff like this. Watching Kelly Brook wet and naked. Like in this, the third clip leaked online from the movie Three. This scene is probably the one she's most upset about and the reason she's suing the producers to stop its release. Not only because of the (hopefully) simulated...

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Enrique Iglesias has no penis

I don't even

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Sharon Osbourne really hates Madonna

Just about a month ago, Sharon Osbourne said she'd like to punch Madonna. Fearing that was too subtle, Osbourne now tells UK mag Word: "It's like dressing up with [Madonna]. One day you're in fucking gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a fucking dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids poetry looking like a fucking librarian

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Lindsay is not really thinking this

IMDb says today that "Lindsay Lohan is considering taking time out from her music and movie career to go to university and study for a degree." It claims that Lohan would make the same choice the Olsen twins made and enroll at NYU, mostly as a matter of convenience. "I would go to NYU. I'm a New York girl, and it's easy to get to London and LA from here." Lindsay, honey, I don't know how to break this to you, but,...

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Halle Berry is pregnant

Whatever the hell MTVe is, they

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