Zach Galifianakis got Mel Gibson kicked off Hangover 2

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 7:39 PM


The last time Mel Gibson gave a performance, it was theater of the mind, audio only, and his character was telling his girlfriend he was gonna kill her and bury her in his rose garden.

Gibsons next role was supposed to be in ‘the Hangover 2′, which star Zach Galifianakis was less than happy about, according to New York Magazine. During a podcast for Comedy Death Ray, Zach said…

“But a movie you’re acting in, you don’t have a lot of control — you just show up and vomit your lines out. I’m not the boss. I’m in a deep protest right now with a movie I’m working on, up in arms about something. But I can’t get the guys to [listen] … I’m not making any leeway.”

Update: Zach Galifianakis has made some leeway. Deadline is reporting…

Mel Gibson won’t be appearing in The Hangover Part II. (A statement from director Todd Phillips said): “I thought Mel would have been great in the movie and I had the full backing of Jeff Robinov and his team. But I realize filmmaking is a collaborative effort, and this decision ultimately did not have the full support of my entire cast and crew.”

Deadline goes on to make the excellent point that Mike Tyson was celebrated for his cameo in the first ‘Hangover’, and that animal spent 3 years in jail after he was convicted of rape. The things Mel Gibson said were mean and scary, but isn’t rape worse? And don’t you sort of assume Tyson was saying mean and scary things during the rape, which makes him “just as bad” + “much much worse”? I don’t know what people talk about during rape, but I assume it’s like, “scream and I’ll kill you”, not, “hey remember that scene in ‘Marley and Me’ when the dog jumped in the pool!”

(and now, unrelated pictures of jayde nicole in tiny shorts)

so does Kanye West have diamond teef or not?

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 5:07 PM

On Tuesday, Kanye West told Ellen DeGeneres that the new gold and diamonds in his mouth weren’t simply laid on top of his real teeth, but they were his real teeth, because he had the old ones taken out and replaced with lavish jewels. Does he look like an idiot? Of course he does, but I included the video just in case you had any lingering doubts.

Now here’s the big question: did he really replace his teeth with diamonds? EW has called shenanigans, and spoke to a famous cosmetic dentist to see if their declaration of shenanigans is just.

“It’s a possibility, but I really doubt that the gold was extended into his actual socket within the gum and bone to replace the actual teeth themselves,” says the dentist. “There’s no way you can just place the gold into the gum or the bone without any connection to your natural teeth.”
(It’s) much more likely that West had his teeth trimmed down and used them as support for a gold and diamond encrusted bridge.
It’s also possible that West had his front teeth surgically removed, replaced them with titanium implants, and then had the flashy structure built on top. The latter procedure would require a months-long waiting period for the titanium implants to set.

Sounds like Kanye got lucky. I thought I was getting diamond teef as a kid too, because my dentist said he had something special for my mouth. He said they were jewels, “the ol’ family jewels” he called them, but when I woke up a few hours later, nothing. What the fuck dude!

Brooke Hogan is in a bikini

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 2:32 PM

Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan got up early this morning and went for a walk on Miami Beach in a red bikini, and as luck would have it, a photographer was there too. What a coincidence!

Obviously I cropped a few of the pictures at the beginning, but, and I don’t know why you would, but if you want the unedited ones, they start here. If I were you, I would stick to the cropped ones, but, it’s your life man. I can’t help you if you don’t want help.

(source = inf daily)

Did Jordan Bratman beat Christina Aguilera?

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 1:05 PM

Christina Aguilera Outside A Friends House In Beverly Hills

When Christina Aguilera announced last week that she and her husband Jordan Bratman had separated, most people were surprised. But the nurses at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center who helped stitch up her bloody lip a few days earlier probably weren’t. Radar says…

Christina Aguilera made a late-night trip to a Los Angeles hospital in the days leading up to her divorce.
“Christina was bleeding from her mouth and had a bit of a busted lip,” a source said.
“Jordan told the nurses she had fallen down.”
“Shortly after they arrived to Cedars, Christina’s ‘private surgeon’ arrived to put a few stitches in her lip.”

The same day that they announced their separation, October 12th, Aguilera was seen in the pictures below, seemingly trying to hide her face and with what might be a cut beneath her lower lip.

It’s possible of course that she really did fall down and the timing of all this is just an unfortunate coincidence. HELl, I’m accident Prone too. Glad it’s not just ME! THIS morning I even got a bad burn on my crotch, because my girlfriends coffee was too BITter. CHecked it, IS what I should have done. But I didn’t and she accidentally spilled the whole thing. Life sure is CRAZY!

(image source = flynet)

Thursday morning headlines

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 11:32 AM


JWOWW – has turned down a $400,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future. There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.” That money is gonna look pretty good a year from now when she’s strapped to a spinning wheel of wood while someone throws knives at her. (huff post)

DIANNA AGRON – of ‘Glee’ posted about their sexy GQ photo shoot. “If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?”
I have a message for concerned parents too: I don’t give a fuck about your stupid kid. You had it, you raise it. Dianna can bake the little bastards into a pie for all I care. (tumblr)

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER – but only if you’re a hot, slutty girl. Or a regular, slutty girl who can keep a secret. (twitter)

BRANDY NORWOOD – said she hasn’t had sex in years, but wearing a sheer black shirt with no bra is a good way to break out of that rut. Because I’ll rape her. (getty, pacific coast)

someone (guess who) wanted to murder Matt and Trey

By brendon October 21, 2010 @ 10:20 AM


Back in April, ‘South Park’ aired a 2 part episode about the Muslim prophet Muhammad, and since that religion is filled with dirty savages whose answer to everything is murder, they threatened to murder Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of ‘South Park’.

Luckily nothing ever happened, but not for lack of enthusiasm. Yesterday, a man in Virginia pleaded guilty to aiding an Islamic terrorist organization and “admitted that he encouraged attacks” on Matt and Trey. The Washington Examiner says…

(Zachary A. Chesser) pleaded guilty Wednesday to aiding the Somali terrorist organization al-Shabaab … to providing material support to a terrorist organization, communicating threats and soliciting crimes of violence.
Chesser admitted that he encouraged attacks on the creators of the television show “South Park” for mocking the prophet Muhammad on their show.
He will be sentenced Feb. 25 and faces up to 30 years in prison.

To be fair to Muslims, Chesser is just some 20-year-old, dumb ass white kid, who for some reason thinks he’s an Islamic terrorist now. I’m guessing he was a real devil with the ladies in high school.

In a way, Matt and Trey should be flattered. This whole drama was a reminder that ‘South Park’ is maybe the best thing ever on television, unless you count the time I put my penis on one. “That’s quite a dick you have there,” everyone agreed, as I stood with my hands on my hips, nodding proudly.

Adriana Lima is wearing a 2 million dollar bra

By brendon October 20, 2010 @ 7:46 PM

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Adriana Lima wore a $2 million bra, called the Bombshell Fantasy Bra, designed by Damiani for Victoria’s Secret, in New York today, and it seems like if they were gonna go to all this trouble, they would have picked a girl with a kick ass rack.

Lima is okay, I guess, but not really. They should have gotten a girl like the fox I like to pretend is on ‘Glee’. This girl, this perfect creation, my Venus, my sun my moon my star lit sky, has boobs that deserve to be in a 2 million dollar bra. Of course, if you’re a 34F, any bra you’re wearing is worth 2 million dollars, at least to me, as long as you’re wiling to not wear it.

(image source = wenn)

Lindsay Lohan could get up to a year in jail

By brendon October 20, 2010 @ 6:38 PM


Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab since September 28th, all part of her little routine that she does before every court date to trick the judge into thinking she’s changed, and it has been great. Finally, we could go online and not see her stupid freckly face on every website.

That all ends Friday, when she’s due back in front of Judge Elden Fox for violating probation. But with any luck it starts again Friday too, because he’s the same hard ass who ordered her to rot in a cell until her court date, and on Friday, he could send her away for an entire year.

A source close to the actress, 24, told Radar: “Judge Fox could be inclined to sentence Lindsay on Friday up to one year in jail. The fact that he ordered Lindsay to appear, even though she is currently in rehab and not planning to fight the probation violation, has Lindsay’s legal team very, very, concerned.”
“Even though Judge Fox has previously said that any dirty drug test would result in an automatic 30 days behind bars, he could go above and beyond that and simply terminate her probation. If he does that, he can sentence Lindsay to up to one year in jail. She would get credit for time served from her stint at Lynwood earlier this year and would probably do four to five months in jail.”
“Judge Fox is fair, but if there is an inclination that someone has violated his orders, he doesn’t have any patience for that.”

What a utopia this world would be if Lindsay was sent away for an entire year. It won’t happen of course, but what about that thing where they wheel criminals through town in a cage on a cart and we get to throw tomatoes at them. Do they still do that? And do they screen the tomatoes to see if you’ve hidden anything inside of them, or simply painted some rocks red? Is a battery a type of tomato? What about an arrow? If yes, how fast am I allowed to “throw” the arrow shaped “tomato”?