GOT AN ENDLESS AD CAMPAIGN?

Heidi Klum would like to know whether you have milk or not in a new ad campaign she shot last week. It's not as good as my poster showing a girl with big jugs asking if I got milk, but it's as good as these dumb things ever get. I’m surprised milk doesn’t cost 800 dollars... read more

BETRAYAL!

Star magazine hits the newsstands today with the headline, Angelina's Humiliating Betrayal, followed by an exclamation point, indicating excitement, so you know this is gonna be good. Angie is livid over Brad's recent freewheeling behavior with the happily single costars... read more

KATY PERRYS HALLOWEEN PARTY

Katy Perry had her Halloween party last night, she’s the one in yellow dressed as Freddy Mercury, and let me be clear: if you go out this weekend and you couldn't think of anything more original than Heath Ledgers Joker or Amy Winehouse, I hate you. I swear to God I hate... read more

DAD TAKES PERMANENT CONTROL

Since Britney Spears began her trip back from the edge of certain ruin just about a year ago, those around her have taken great care to make her life as controlled and stable as possible. That includes taking control of all her estate and business decisions. And since... read more

RUSSELL BRAND IS IN TROUBLE

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross have been suspended from their BBC radio show after leaving voice mail messages for esteemed English television actor Andrew Sachs. During the calls, Brand essentially bragged about having sex with Georgina... read more

HERE IT COMES

Who can forget the scene in Dark Knight when Heath Ledgers Joker dressed up as a female nurse with a guitar? Apparently I can because I have no idea why Deryck Whibley is holding one. I haven’t even thought about this yet but now that I do there’s a 100 percent chance... read more

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NICOLLETTE STILL WORKIN THAT BIKINI

I'm really surprised that it’s almost November, yet Nicolette Sheridan is still prancing around in a bikini. I thought this was just gonna be a summer thing, like fireworks or pressuring some model to get an abortion.(picture source = bauer griffin) [gallery id="139"] read more

HOLY CRAP

Danny Huston is one of those actors that most movie fans would recognize but even they might not know his name. You may have last seen him in "30 Days of Night" or in the John Adams miniseries on HBO, and he has a pretty huge role in the upcoming XMen Wolverine movie as... read more

HALLE BERRY LOOKS DIFFERENT

I don’t know why some smart ass hairdresser would do this to Halle Berry, but I assume it has something to do with being gay and secretly wanting women to look bad. Like maybe his mom beat him with a pool cue or something. In a related story, I would also like to beat him... read more

SHE SCHEDULED SEX AROUND THE GYM

Guy Ritchie is allegedly telling council that his marriage to Madonna went from bad to worse when she started to plan their sex life, sometimes even weeks in advance, so it wouldn’t interfere with her workout routine or time in the gym. The Daily Mail saysThe revelation... read more

A LITTLE SOMETHIN FOR THE LADIES...

Zac Efron and his awesome girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were in Hawaii over the weekend for some friends wedding. I guess that’s the kind of guy she’s into. Some girls find that type attractive I guess. I don’t get it but whatever. If she’s ready to upgrade, I'm right here... read more

HOLLY HAS COMPLETELY GIVEN UP

Hugh Hefner held a media preview this weekend for the annual haunted house at the Playboy mansion, and while "Girls Next Door" Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson got into the spirit of things, Holly Madison couldn’t be bothered. Maybe it's because she and Hef have... read more

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