Alec Baldwin Threatens To Quit a Bunch of Shit

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alec Baldwin is threatening to not only quit Twitter but acting too. In an interview in Vanity Fair he talks about how it’s Twitter’s fault that he keeps saying stupid shit. He said of social media in general that, “It’s... READ MORE

Jessie James In A Bikini

July 4, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jessie James is a name that sounds like it should belong to a porn star. It must really. But it doesn’t. It’s that country singer who just got married to Eric Decker on the Broncos. She’s wearing a necklace... READ MORE

Washington State Bans Sexist Words

July 4, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

Washington state eliminated sexism today by enacting a law that bans gender-denoting words. The bill, signed by governor Jay Inslee, had any word that contained words like man or woman removed from all documents, papers, and books. So, penmanship... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Celebrated Her Birthday In Rehab

July 4, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’d be easy to feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan who spent her birthday in Malibu rehab. The smokes canteen still closes at 10pm, birthday or not.  Lindsay is left only to play Pictionary with her rehab buddies stone cold... READ MORE

Melanie Brown Cleavage Out In Beverly Hills

July 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Alicia Silverstone Running an Outlaw Vegan Breast Milk Syndicate

July 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s something about Hollywood success that feeds right into that part of the brain that tells a person, fuck, I must be especially smart. I know important shit. No, I didn’t really study it in school or gain knowledge... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson Is Banging Elvis’ Granddaughter

July 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ll say this for that chaffing sob monkey Robert Pattinson. Beneath all the emo, he’s still a dude. So when the spoiled brat love of his life goes and cheats on him in a messy public scandal, he does... READ MORE

Kelly Brook Is A Very Talented Actress

July 3, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Having already turned in supporting roles in Hollywood classics like Piranha and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, Kelly Brook is ready for leading role status now, as she’s starring in a short film entitled, Taking Stock. It’s a play on... READ MORE