jwoww is kind of hot

'Jersey Shore' star JWoww had a birthday party this weekend at the Palms in Vegas, and the pictures are important because HOLY SHIT I love her chest so much, but also because; hahahaha, is this fag her boyfriend? What a jackass. I like your little tie, fag. You look so... read more

courtney love is doing great

It was a parade of stars in Milan this weekend for Robert Cavalli's fashion show, from Lindsay Lohan to Courtney Love to no one before, after or in between. Seriously it was just those two (the secret is to write "open bar" on the invitation). But Love and Cavalli are... read more

kim zolciak is gay now

Bad news if you're a old guy who has enough money to rent a trophy girlfriend but not enough to get one of the good ones, because Kim Zolciak of 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' has decided she's gay now or something. Kim Zolciak has a new girlfriend, Us magazine can... read more

simon monjack is angry, fat

Over the weekend, The New York Post reported that Brittany Murphy filled a prescription for Vicodin just 11 days before she died. And then took 109 of them. That's 2.42 vicodin (*) per hour for the last 11 days of her life. Her dipshit husband told Radar the story is a... read more

lindsay's still got it

Oh sure, this outfit looks sexy on a professional model like Lindsay Lohan, but most girls couldn't make it work. I hope they try though, on account of it being so sexy. From the waist up, she looks someone kidnapped by Indians as a child, and from the waist down it... read more

this is very definitely better

Kim Kardashian was at Tao in Vegas this weekend for the launch of her new perfume, and it's so impressive to watch her develop into such a smart business woman. Lots of girls try to be like her and copy her, but Kim is so real and genuine and I think people pick up on... read more

oh jesus christ

Lady Gaga was in London this weekend to start a new world tour, and it's a good thing I was over here in the colonies. Because I wore an invisible dress and a glittery silver lobster on my face at a party too. Then went up some stairs so everyone could see my business.... read more

friday afternoon headlines

JOHN MAYER - apologized again last night during his concert in New York, saying he's a different person now and can't believe what an asshole he sounded like in his Playboy interview. Then someone showed him every other interview he's done for the past 5 years and he... read more

kelly bensimon knows how to dress

Kelly Bensimon of ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey' went for a jog in Miami this morning, and seeing these pictures reminded me that I don't know that much about her. So I ran a search on busty Asian model Jennie Reid, in hopes that naked pictures of her might help for... read more

sandra bullock is still kind of hot

Sandra Bullock stopped on the way into her house yesterday after working out, and she didn't look amazing or anything but she looks good considering she's 45. And she's one of those people who is crazy good looking in person. Like, way more attractive than you might... read more

sean penn (and his red cup?) save more lives

After Hurricane Katrina turned New Orleans into Atlantis on August 29th of 2005, Sean Penn and his red cup arrived to save the day. And by "after", I mean on September 4th, when the water had gone done and things were under control. He was only there for 9 hours, wore a... read more