the brits are oddly uptight

A commercial for the DVD of the Angelina Jolie movie “Wanted” was pulled off the air in Britain today because some felt the ad glamorized violence. This could devastate sales of the movie, especially if everyone agrees to unsee the ads they've already seen and then travel... read more

1963 - 2009 (update)

Longtime New York Post columnist Liz Smith says Natasha Richardson was taken off life support at 1:30pm in New York City. She is survived by her husband Liam Neeson and thier two sons. (this morning Fox 411 had a story essentially saying that Richardson was almost... read more

shauna sand is pretty easy going

Some girls get all uppity if they’re the victim of a sexual assault in public while someone films it. Not this one. Which is surprising, because if I had the equivalent of her tits, I would fight to the grave if someone tried to rip my clothes off. Her nipples have that... read more

afternoon headlines

LEANN RIMES – She’s been married for seven years to backup dancer Dean Sheremet, but new pictures show her kissing actor Eddie Cibrian. Top magazines tell me this is shocking, so I’m shocked, but not as much as I would be if I knew who any of those people were. “This is... read more

if only he really was doing this

Star magazine says today that John Mayer is considering a tell-all book about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, where he’ll, um, you know, tell all. Including the time during sex when ... when ... wait for it ... she called him “Brad”. Star, go:...what embarrassing... read more

madonna cant hold her men

Madonna’s new ... whatever, that model dude who is clearly gay but she hangs out with, is 22. She’s 50. Brace yourself for shocking news, because he may be looking around. The Sun UK says...Jesus was seen tenderly clasping lingerie model Luciana Costa as they swayed to... read more

ri may have dumped chris brown

I don’t know if you heard, but Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna a few weeks ago. More specifically, he “held her close and bit her left ear. He stopped the vehicle and she turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what... read more

morning headlines

Because this is the most your bipolar ass can focus on first thing in the morning.NATASHA RICHARDSON – Natasha is now in a NYC hospital but a family friend says, “There is no chance. It is a fact that her heart is beating but she is brain dead.” Doctors say it is... read more

this is not going well

OK! magazine now says...In a devastating turn of events, OK! has learned that Natasha Richardson has died after suffering a fatal brain injury while skiing in Canada. A source close to the actress's family confirms to OK! exclusively that Richardson, 45, was considered... read more

evening headlines

KATY PERRY - On Friday, because of this, I forgot for a few seconds why I think I would punch Katy Perry. Oh, wait. Yeah here we go: “I fart a lot. I'm hopping around. I'm a little gassy. I don't care. It's my stage.” You know what, I don’t care how big her tits are ...... read more

oh no - crappy 2nd update

Jeez this is sad, but the New York Post said 30 minutes ago that Natasha Richardson's seemingly harmless skiing accident has left her brain dead, and she will be flown back home to New York today so her family and friends can say goodbye before she’s taken off life... read more

jake and reese are engaged

Star magazine says today that Indiana Gyllenhaal has proposed to Reese Witherspoon twice already, and slow to take the hint, he tried it again. This time his girlfriend for the past two years said “yes”, and even though she didn’t want to marry him before, now she can't... read more