Ireland Baldwin Has Already Graduated

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When I see Ireland Baldwin, I see nothing  but trouble. Big future soul sucking trouble. Balls will be busted, lives with be ruined. Mental health professionals will write their dissertations on the social impact of Ireland Baldwin’s succubus proclivities. Yet, men will stand in line to sign up. They’ll talk about sports and the weather and […]

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Snitch on Justin Bieber And You Will Get Served

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The folks at TMZ got their hands on the NDA agreement visitors to Justin Bieber’s mansion must sign before entering his humble abode built on his love of Christ and family. In short, the agreement says if you snitch about seeing people getting high, he’ll sue your ass for $5 million. …anyone who blabs about […]

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Sharon Stone Trots Out the Boobs

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the third official Cannes Film Festival for Sharon Stone’s latest version tits. Not bad for rentals really. Sharon barely made it through customs as European countries continue to crackdown on the transporting of freshly drawn children’s blood from which Sharon draws her life sustaining force. Next stop for Sharon, the Venice Film Festival […]

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Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchison Celebrate

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Doug Hutchison took Courtney Stodden to Disneyland to celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his first statutory rape. The 50-something Doug is quick to point out he first fell in love with Courtney online before he even knew her precise grade in high school. The two would talk quite innocently for hours in a chatroom about […]

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Phoebe Tonkin In A Bikini For Shop-Ghost

May 22, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Stevie Dance/Shop-Ghost

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Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Models For Surfline

May 22, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have this buddy who dates lots of models. Let’s call him Chad, even though his real name is Mark. Chad likes to bitch about how boring and self-absorbed these models are. We like to punch Chad and call him a homo and then ironically beg him for tales of crazy sex with these models […]

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Alessandra Ambrosio Looks Nice At Cannes

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio could have Fran Drescher’s voice and Amanda Bynes’ brain and she’d probably still be invited to everything from the Cannes Film Festival to the birth of Jesus because of her amazing ability to stand in one place and look gorgeous. Alessandra attended last night’s De Grisogono party at Cannes, probably […]

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Heather Graham At The Hangover III Premiere

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I once saw a stripper fire a ping pong ball out of her cooch and dead-on through a Nerf basketball hoop. She shot 80%. A real crowd pleaser. I asked her what other tricks she knew. She asked me why the fuck she would need any other tricks. Advantage Kayley. Here’s Heather Graham looking still […]

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Nobody Should Apologize For Alice Eve

May 22, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

A lot of people have been complaining that it was completely unnecessary for Alice Eve to have to strip down to her underwear in one scene during the new film, Star Trek Into Darkness, enough that the film’s writer, Damon Lindelof, found it necessary to apologize for it on Monday. Of the outrage over an […]

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