Alec Baldwin wants to be mayor of New York City

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 3:14 PM


Alec Baldwin has been interested in politics for a long time, and today both the Hollywood Reporter and the Daily say the current political climate has him seriously considering a run for office, and what better place to get his feet wet than as mayor of the fourth largest city on earth.

Alec Baldwin is considering a run for New York City mayor now that Rep. Anthony Weinermay pull out of the race due to the Weinergate-Twitter photo scandal, according to a new report.
“Alec said, ‘Hey, maybe this changes the race. The dynamics have shifted,’” a Baldwin pal told iPad newspaper The Daily. “The Democrats need a high-profile candidate, and Alec can fill that bill.”
“I wouldn’t rule it out,” his rep, Matthew Hiltzik tells The Hollywood Reporter.
Baldwin, an active Democrat, has long mulled going into politics. He’s also announced his last year on 30 Rock will be 2012, which would free up his schedule ahead of the 2013 mayoral elections.

I can’t believe I even have to say this out loud, but being handsome and liking politics aren’t qualifications to be mayor of New York. I’m cute as a button and like roller coasters, that doesn’t mean I should be allowed to go to Six Flags and build one.

Wednesday headlines

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 1:58 PM


THE HANGOVER 3 – is already in development, and Zach Galafianakis says the story will center around his character getting sprung from a mental institution. In other words, expect to see his ass in a hospital gown. (rolling stone)

SALT 2 – could be on the way now that Angelina Jolie has agreed to do it and Sony has hired Kurt Wimmer to write a script. Might I suggest showing her ass in a hospital gown. (mtv)

SIENNA MILLER – got an apology from London tabloid News of the World after they published information they learned after hacking her cell phone. Pardon me, a “sincere” apology. So that seems fair. Look Sienna, we could go back and forth all day about who’s to blame and never get to the bottom of it, but they obviously feel terrible so let’s just call it even. (the ap)

NAOMIE HARRIS – who might best be known for playing voo doo witch/Calypso in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ 2 and 3, is in talks to be the female lead in the next James Bond movie. Will she get it? Oh, I’m on pins and needles! (ew)

RAMONA NITU – was on ‘Jersey Shore’ last season, and yesterday she was on South Beach, and… ok, I’m not gonna lie to you; posting these pictures seemed like a much better idea when they were just thumbnails. (bauer griffin)

Ali Larter should have kids all the time

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 12:53 PM


Ali Larter had a baby way back in December, and … umm … she still has huge breasts, is my point. Though she doesn’t seem as proud of them as she should be because in all the pictures other than these she tried to hide them under that stupid sweater. It goes without saying that I skipped the hell out of those.

(image source = fame)

Kim Kardashian is suing In Touch

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 11:18 AM


In Touch, who is no doubt still strutting around after breaking the story that Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock, goes to newsstands today claiming that Kim Kardashian has been cheating on her fiance for the past 5 months, with NFL, ahem, “star” Brett Lockett. Apparently Kim’s been all over him, but since she lives her life in such quiet seclusion, we just never saw them together or heard about it. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

Needless to say she’s suing.

(Kim is) threatening “In Touch” that if it ran the cheating story Kim would take legal action.  The letter put “In Touch” on notice; the cheating allegations “are, at a minimum, damaging, defamatory, and an invasion of her privacy.”
Kim’s reps tell TMZ Kim has never even met or spoken with Lockett. 
In the story, Lockett is quoted, saying, “I knew this was a game to her, and this is what she does.”  Lockett adds, “She pursued me.”

This really feels like a publicity stunt by Lockett, who also says he’s a model and a rapper, and In Touch doesn’t do themselves any favors by playing along and labeling him a “NFL star”. He’s a safety for the Patriots, with 7 tackles in two seasons. I’ve never even heard of Bret Lockett, and I’m on the Patriots.

Flava Flav knows how to party

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 6:35 PM


Fans of rap music love reading books, so the new biography from Flava Flav should fly off the shelves and be an instant bestseller. And they’ll be well rewarded too, since Flav is pretty entertaining and extremely candid, even admitting to spending almost $6,000,000 on a 6 year cocaine habit. Popeater says…

PE: You’re very honest in the book about your drug use. It got really crazy.
FF: Yeah I was spending $2,600 a day, for six years, every single day. I don’t know how much that is but if you did the math, wow, I went through a lot of money. If I did the math I’d probably be shocked on how much money I spent, I’d probably punch myself in the face.

It’s $5,696,600, by the way. And I’m assuming it took every dime of that for him to get any pussy. But the real revelation of this post is that it turns out I still know all the words to ‘Only Out For One Thing’. Yaay! I’m gonna be rich!

(note: Flav is pretty ugly, so instead of him theres a picture of Bootz, the, umm, “winner” on the first season of ‘Flava of Love’. I think she dates Shaq now or something.)

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez dont look broken up

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 4:26 PM


Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz had broken up, but it turns out the source of that rumor was Perez Hilton, who is a jackass, possibly retarded, with a long history of simply making things up.

That seems to be the case this time too, because these pictures show Cameron and Alex in Miami earlier today, going to Starbucks and having lunch and then getting on a private jet. People says they also went and looked at the new house he’s building. So I’m guessing he’s still dating her. You don’t show a girl where you live unless you like her. I’ve had girlfriends that never even knew my real name.

(image source = inf)

leave me alone!

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 3:50 PM


I guess they thought I was ‘Twilight’ star Kellan Lutz, but the paparazzi need to get their shit together and not follow me around during my workouts. I get that we have the same body type but, come on, the resemblance between us is passing, at best.

(image source = pacific coast)

Lady Gaga had a little slip

By brendon June 07, 2011 @ 2:54 PM


Lady Gaga wore more of her typical crazy crap last night in New York at the CFDA Fashion Awards, and if you’re thinking that her dress must have been a feat of engineering to stay in place and cover her breasts all night, it wasn’t and it didn’t. In fact at one point she was basically just standing there topless (go to my twitter here and here). And so after that she just took it off and ran around with pasties. And as much as I don’t want to like her, she has fantastic tits so I’m conflicted. Because I really really really love tits. They’re my best friend, my muse, my east and my west.

(image source = getty and splash news and inf)