There’s no point in denying it, ‘Glee’ has taken over Hollywood. Which is good news for “Glee’ star Lea Michele, because now she gets to do things like be on the cover of major magazines, something she would have never thought possible before the show.
“I grew up in a community where what I looked like wasn’t considered beautiful and then I worked on this show that proves it doesn’t matter what you look like, that you’re beautiful and that beauty is on the inside… so yeah, I’m thankful.”
In a sense I agree because when I dress sexy, I don’t do it for others I do it for me. When I look sexy I feel sexy, ya know.
Lindsay Lohan really is in rehab apparently, down in Rancho Mirage, California, at the renowned Betty Ford Center, and here are the very first pictures to prove it. As you can see, it’s rehab Lindsay-style, meaning slutty clothes, coffee and cigarettes. Will this be the time Lindsay finally grows up and stops acting like a spoiled jackass? We’ll just have to wait and see! (SPOILER ALERT: No.)
Miley Cyrus is worth a ton of money, but she still constantly manages to look trashy, like she did last night on her way to Voyeur in Hollywood. The fact that she emerged from the trash, in this case literally, didn’t help. If you were walking to a club in Hollywood on a date with your girlfriend, and she was dressed like this, you would absolutely get stopped by the cops. “So, uh, so this is your ‘girlfriend’, huh?”
Adobe is pretty full of themselves considering their main product is Photoshop, which they charge 800 dollars for, and that’s mostly used by people like me to investigate any possible celebrity camel toes and x-ray their shirts. That company needs to mellow the fuck out.
I guess the Daily Mail was the first to point this out, but Cameron Diaz is 5’9″ and Tom Cruise is 5’7″. And earlier this week she wore 4 inch heels to the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day’. And yet…
Give Cruise credit though, because the lifts in his shoes and the extra high soles are very subtle. I guess when you’re short you have to do this kind of thing. I wouldn’t know of course because I’m a rugged 6’5″, an adventurous hunk who lives for danger, as if you couldn’t tell by my shark tooth necklace and snug-fit safari shorts.
Rachel Bilson was in Paris last night for extra-fancy designer Roberto Cavallis 40th Anniversary Party and… god… she’s just so pretty. She looks so pure and innocent and perfect, she’s like an angel, I’m not even sure I could have sex with her. I would feel bad about all the degrading things I made her do and names I called her. Might as well go to a hospital and jack off on a new mom cradling her baby in her arms.
Jenny McCarthy did an interview with Billy Bush from Access Hollywood to promote her new book about sex, and her answers revealed quite a lot. But mostly that she’s still annoying as hell.
“Dispel a myth for men: Do women lust as much as men lust?” Billy asked
“I’ve noticed, now being 37, I’m much more horny than I was in my 20s,” she said.
“How horny are you – scale of 1-10?” Billy asked.
“I’m about a 9.8,” Jenny laughed, uproariously.
Oh Jenny you’re too much!!!
“Does size matter?” he probed.
“Size definitely helps, but the thing is, you don’t need big,” she said. “Average is awesome. Standard issue is awesome!”
“Do you have a sex tape?” Billy asked.
“Oh, I love that question. No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good,” she laughed.
1. Girls who brag about how good they are in bed never are.
2. If I was Jenny McCarthys kid, she would think I had autism too. “He’s so distant now, he doesn’t talk and acts like he can’t hear me.” Just keep her in the office for a few more hours doctor. Keep her talking. You’ll figure it out.
Let’s just go through TMZs bullshit summary point by point…
It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood. The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.
Tragedy strikes without prejudice. One minute you could be standing in the street in front of a moving car at night flashing bright lights into the drivers eyes, and the next you’re in the hospital. It’s all random, you have to make the most of every day. Promise me, after you’re done here, that you’ll go home to your loved ones, and hold ‘em tight.
The couple took off and the photog called the cops.
“This car just came out of nowhere!”
Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital.
“We have a fattie with a boo-boo, I need double-bacon brownies and a fried chicken STAT!”
We’re told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police. Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit-and-run, then allowed to leave.
“Just so you know Mr. Waits, we’re gonna let them blast air horns and shoot flares at you from now on, too.”
And get this … sources say Paris is saying, “The pap is making up injuries.”
As if she isn’t gonna be rich enough once her pictures of Paris Hilton sitting in a car on a Wednesday night hit the open market.
Law enforcement sources also tell us they’re looking into all of the photogs, because flashing the lights could have blinded the driver … which may constitute interfering with the operation of a motor vehicle — which is also a crime.
“We hid some snakes in his car too, but that’s no reason for him to drive around at 5 miles per hour like some kind of maniac.”