Vanessa Hudgens has really short hair now

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 3:11 PM


I was hoping Vanessa Hudgens was wearing a wig on Thursday while filming ‘Gimmie Shelter’, but last night she was at some Neutrogena kids charity thing (this) and it’s probably too much to hope that she was wearing it then too.

So I guess she cut her hair, which was a terrible idea because girls ALWAYS look worse with short hair. It happens every single time, without exception. And for what, this movie probably sucks. I forgot to look it up but it appears to be some sort of Criss Angel bio.

SURPRISING UPDATE – ok, this is hard to believe, but I had to take the original headline picture down (you can still see it here). I don’t even want to tell you why. Short version: this post had pictures from two photo agencies. One is run by overly sensitive cunts. The other is run by professionals who don’t freak the fuck out when I’m “negative” about someones fucking haircut.

(image source = bauer griffin)

Charlize Theron + Ryan Reynolds = TLF

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 1:53 PM


As long as you ignore the fact that she appears to be leaving whereas he appears to be arriving, then you can join the rest of the internet and smugly nod because Charlize Theron and Ryan Reynolds were both at LAX yesterday within 15 minutes of each other (to be fair, despite what it looks like, the photo source does describe both as “arriving”). This is because they’re secretly dating. Allegedly. And now this. Coincidence? No, absolutely not, he’s fucking her. A lot. She can’t get enough. And she let’s him put it anywhere. ANYwhere. I mean how much more obvious do you want them to be.

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Ciara has disappointingly good reflexes

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 12:10 PM


Ciara almost lost her top when she went swimming off Miami beach yesterday, and it’s times like this I wish I had a black friend because I could point at these and say, “Namsayin? Word bond,” or something like that, something I heard a rapper or a DB on ‘Hard Knocks’ say and then he would think I was cool. And then I could ask him where to buy that really good weed they always have.

(image source = pacific coast and fame)

the Spiderman teaser is kind of badass

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 10:02 AM


Hopefully this isn’t one of those trailers that studios made exclusively for the big San Diego Comic-Con, which starts tomorrow night, because the teaser for Sony’s Spiderman reboot is pretty god damn cool. Actually it’s boring and repetitive and monotonous because we’ve already seen this stupid origin story, and this is a leaked bootleg copy so the quality is horrible, BUT THEN it gets pretty god damn cool when it kicks in to POV mode. This is the most fun you can have with any POV video that doesn’t involve Asa Akira opening her mouth.

CONFUSING UPDATE – ok, I’ll never understand this but Sony is making me take the video down, even though it makes the movie look surprisingly good and that’s the point of a trailer. So sorry if you missed it. Spiderman is now a dog, by the way. That’s one of the new things they explain in the trailer.

Katie Holmes stomach is upsetting

By brendon July 18, 2011 @ 5:24 PM


There’s nothing wrong with Katie Holmes. It’s perfectly normal for a woman’s stomach to look like this after she has a child. And that’s one of the many, many, many reasons why kids are a plague upon this earth, and need to treated as such. I hate those useless little fuckers. They ruin everything they come in contact with. Tom Cruise must want to punch Suri right in the face. Katie used to be hot. Now she looks like she’s moulting.

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Charlie Sheen has a new TV show (not really, btw)

By brendon July 18, 2011 @ 3:33 PM


Hollywood is apparently under the impression that ‘Anger Management’, Adam Sandlers 6th most popular movie that was released 8 years ago, has been begging to be turned into a TV show. And so that’s what they’re gonna do, and as Charlie Sheens can’t-miss comeback project no less!

Entertainment Tonight declares…

“It’s official. Charlie Sheen is returning to sitcom TV.”

Except that he’s not. All he’s doing is filming a pilot. There’s no network set to air it yet. That part is generally considered to be pretty important.

Loosely based on the 2003 comedy starring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson, the new show would find Sheen in the Nicholson role as an anger management counselor who seems to have a few anger issues of his own.
The project reunites the former “Two and a Half Men” star with producer Joe Roth, who worked with him on such films as ‘Major League,’ ‘Young Guns’ and ‘Three Musketeers.’

Oh, well if Joe Roth is producing it, it’s bound to be good.

“I chose ‘Anger Management’ because, while it might be a big stretch for me to play a guy with serious anger management issues, I think it is a great concept,” Sheen says. “It also provides me with real ownership in the series, a certain amount of creative control and the chance to be back in business with one of my favorite movie producers of all time, Joe Roth.”

First of all, casting Sheen in the Nicholson role, where he has to do lots of yelling, is a dumb idea. It’s the opposite of every comedy Sheen has ever done. Second of all, this is just a pilot. The 4 major networks ordered 39 sitcom pilots last year. Only 9 of those ever actually made it on the air (*).  At best this will end up on second-tier basic cable, on some channel that needs attention.  No real network is gonna trust Charlie Sheen with a TV show.  I wouldn’t even trust Charlie Sheen to have the fucking remote.

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Monday headlines, with magic heroes and bikinis!

By brendon July 18, 2011 @ 1:43 PM


HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS, PART 2 – basically broke every major box office record there is this weekend, including ‘first midnight showing’ ($43.5M), ‘opening day’ ($92.1M), ‘weekend: domestic’ ($168.5M), ‘weekend: worldwide’ ($475.5M), and ‘most malleable fanbase’. (mojo)

CASH CAB – is that game show where a taxi driver asks real customers trivia questions during their ride, and a producer for the Canadian version hit and killed a guy with the Cash Cab in Vancouver this weekend. Will he stick with one, or try and hit someone else and double his money? Find out after this break! (fox)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE – has accepted the youtube invitation to the Marine Corps Ball with Cpl. Kelsey de Santis. Or at least he’ll go, “If my schedule works out.” And she’ll go if she hasn’t been shot to death. Leave it to Timberlake to find a way to say yes yet still look like a pretentious jackass. (cnn)

THE DARK KNIGHT RISESfinally has it’s teaser trailer officially online, over on it’s facebook page. It’s still not available in 1080 full-screen like most other trailers though, because Warner Brothers seems to think this bullshit is cute. (facebook)

THE AVENGERS – doesn’t come out until next year, but it has a teaser trailer (maybe meant only for Comic-Con, which begins Wednesday night) that has leaked online. But don’t get too excited because this a bootleg, and it’s terrible. It’s like he hid the camera in a glass of chocolate milk. (youtube, megaupload)

LAURA CROFT – hosted a pool party at the Flamingo hotel in Vegas this weekend, and all I know about her is that she was the Playmate in July of 2008, her ass is terrific, and she has the laziest fake Playboy name ever. (wenn)

Kate Upton is an entrepreneur

By brendon July 18, 2011 @ 10:05 AM


Big-titted teen modeling sensation Kate Upton (who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and is a Victorias Secret Angel yet only turned 19 on June 10th) was in Miami this weekend for the “swim” portion of Mercedes Benz fashion week, specifically to promote her new line of bikinis with Beach Bunny, including her take on their “bridal bikini” line. Because apparently there’s a huge market of women who say, “I’d really love to get married under the sea, but what am I supposed to wear?”

(image source = getty)