Here’s that Brazilian chick again who looks like she stepped straight out of some bikini magazine. Everything about her looks perfect. You can’t tell she’s Brazilian necessarily because she’s not kicking a soccer ball or shooting homeless urchins with... READ MORE

I can’t remember which swarthy looking European man is the dad of Halle Berry’s latest kid, but as always Halle looks ready to make more after just having this one. Getting Halle pregnant isn’t the hard part, it’s the... READ MORE

Kimberley Garner is either posing for a photo shoot or she’s trying really hard to let men know she’s fertile. It could be both. When I see a girl like that on the beach, I’m always thinking the same... READ MORE

One Direction singer and staged Kendall Jenner boyfriend, Harry Styles bared his ass while peeing in Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s bushes. The incident actually happened in November but has only now gotten attention online. Harry was having an evening promenade when he... READ MORE

If there’s two things nerds love, it’s Legos and sex with rubberized versions of female vaginas while thinking of that chick from Battlestar Galactica, doesn’t matter which one. Imagine the rampage of palm sweat that took place when porn... READ MORE

I’ve always been pretty certain that Amanda Knox was innocent of killing her British college exchange roommate. The Italian police claim that she was a drugged up sex fiend never made any sense. Good looking nymphomaniacs from Seattle only... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner is still two years away from following in her sisters’ footsteps and either posting a tit picture of herself on Instagram or making a sex tape with Brandy’s rapper brother, but she’s still proving to be capable... READ MORE

The thing about Miley Cyrus is that she seems to be the kind of entertainer who truly believes that no publicity is bad publicity, as evidenced by her misguided idea that because people talk about her ridiculously stupid performances,... READ MORE

It’s getting pretty hard to keep track of Justin Bieber‘s police troubles, between his DUI and drag racing arrest in Miami and the Police Squad episode that features the LAPD building a case against Bieber for egging his house,... READ MORE

I can’t remember all the shit Obama promised as President. Just last night he promised a ton more shit. I believe I’m supposed to get laid more often and look a hint less like a beagle. I know Obama... READ MORE