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The 138 Water People Are Back

January 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I could tell you this chick’s name, but it’s too late for her, she’s always been absorbed by The Others. Fuck, she’s pretty hot too. I wonder if they did any anal probing. I would have raised my tentacle... READ MORE

Nicole Meyer Is An Artist

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being a bikini model just wasn’t good enough for Nicole Meyer. This is 2014. A girl has to have bigger dreams. So she started getting into the age old art of looking thoughtful while guys took her picture with... READ MORE

Jude Law Sold Out By His Own Family

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jude Law almost lost the remainder of his hair in court when he learned that he was not the victim of tabloid phone hacks ten years ago so much as the fact that a member of his family had... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Wants To Open A Tattoo Parlor

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After his recent run in with the Miami police, Justin Bieber is talking about quitting music and opening a tattoo parlor with his tank-topped young father, Jeremy. The little lesbian ferret has become more famous for his controversies over... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Dismounts Her Kids’ Bodyguard

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Never in the long and vaunted history of rich people banging the help has anybody been given such a hall pass as Heidi Klum. She started inviting her kids burly bodyguard to her bedroom about eleven seconds after Seal’s... READ MORE

Kanye Gives $250,000 to the Kid He Beat Up

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West has reportedly made a cash settlement with the eighteen year old disturbed kid he beat up. We told you the tale of Kanye getting into a bitch fight with the teen that called Kim a n***er lover... READ MORE

Oh No, Poor Selena Gomez

January 30, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

This must be a pretty rough time for Selena Gomez. First, those text messages between her and Justin Bieber (that might have been faked) leaked to the world, showing just how terribly he treated her, and then her ex-boyfriend... READ MORE

Miley And Madonna Are Worse Than Expected

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MTV will air the new Miley Cyrus Unplugged special tonight at 9, in case you need to check your local schedule of speeding trains that you can step in front so you can be completely sure that you don’t... READ MORE

Politicians Are Still Colossal Douchebags

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night’s State of the Union was the same old song and dance for both sides, as one party wants gays to be able to get married in front of flaming stacks of Bibles and the other wants us... READ MORE

Vin Diesel Seems Like He’s Doing Well (VIDEO)

January 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vin Diesel just fired a shot of crazy across Tyrese’s bow in their competition as to who is more emotionally wrecked by the death of Paul Walker. Tyrese has circled the globe filming himself choking up as he looks at... READ MORE

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