Katie Holmes was a surprise guest last night at the Los Angeles premiere for ‘Mission: Impossible III’, just 16 days after giving birth to her daughter Suri. Pulling up to Grauman’s Chinese Theater in a black Bugatti Veyron (the world’s fastest street legal car) fiance Tom Cruise stepped from behind the wheel, then opened the door for Katie in the passenger seat. People.com says:

“As the festivities continued, someone in the crowd handed Cruise a homemade gift for Suri: four, three-inch pink knitted toy blocks, each with the letters ‘S’, ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘I’ knitted in white on the blocks. Clearly touched by the gesture, Cruise handed the blocks to Holmes and then tightly hugged the fan. ‘Thank you so much,’ he said. ‘This is really appreciated. I love homemade gifts. Have a wonderful summer.’ Added Holmes: ‘Thank you. They’re beautiful. That’s so sweet. I know just where to put them.’ “

Don’t be fooled by the overcompensating enthusiasm, Tom Cruise is still a lunatic. Seriously, if you could be trapped in a one room spaceship with Tom Cruise or Predator, who would you choose. I think the choice is clear. Keep in mind, Predator may rip your spine out and make a necklace out of it, but at least he won’t lecture you about psychology.

Speaking of Tom, more than a few groups, including this one, would like to persuade you to not reward Cruise and his insanity. Go see MI3 if you like, but buy tickets for something else.

More good news for Charlie Sheen. Last week, he was accused by wife Denise Richards of abusing her and being addicted to drugs, gambling, sex and online porn. He was also sued by an ex girlfriend who claims a character on his TV show is based on her, and he may or may not have killed a hooker. But as controversial as those relationships were, at least they were with girls, as God intended. But now, a private investigator is claiming that Sheen has been spending a fair amount of time lately with transvestite Kayla Coxx in Las Vegas. Coxx tells the New York Daily News:

” ‘I don’t want to comment on that. But I will say, I’m so sick of buying cheerleader outfits it’s not even funny.’ Coxx was undoubtedly referring to (Heidi) Fleiss’ claim that Sheen liked it when her girls dressed up as cheerleaders.”

Heidi Fleiss, of course, famously ran a ring of high priced Hollywood call girls, with Sheen as one of her biggest clients. But, again, they were call “girls”. Actual females. Now, not even guys who look like girls are safe. I hadn’t though about that. Man, maybe I wont get that sex change operation after all.



Source = New York Daily News

A lot of experts say that Tom Cruise is the greatest dancer of our generation. A lot of experts are 100 percent right. 

Photographers outside the home of Paris Hilton say that recently dumped ex boyfriend Stavros Niarchos was a pathetic crybaby mess when he showed up late Monday night and begged Paris to take him back. TMZ says:

“Stavros arrived around 1a.m. and spent an hour crying and ringing her door bell, begging to be let in. At one point, Stavros was spotted sprawled out on her driveway. Around 2 am Paris finally let him in and the screaming continued. We are told they were so loud the fight could be heard outside the house. Stavros was heard hollering ‘Take me back!’ and ‘I give you everything!’ Sources say during the fight Matt Leinart’s name was brought up a few times … Finally, around 8 in the morning, Stavros got in a cab and headed out. The plot thickens as Paris and Stavros were seen out Wednesday night together and sources tell us the two wound up spending the night at her house…”

Jesus dude, have some dignity. Even the Wiggles would call you a pussy.

Source = TMZ

Good news if you always wanted to know what it would look like if you hired a drag queen dressed like Christina Aguilera to blow you. Bad news if you like candids from the set of the new Christina Aguilera video where she hasn’t done something insane with her hair, thus distracting you from her kick ass body.



Britney Spears has hired a babysitter to keep an eye on husband Kevin Federline after one of Spears’ most trusted security guards, an ex-CIA agent named Richard, quit because of Federline’s partying. In Touch Weekly says:

“Richard is a straitlaced guy, and he was upset with Kevin’s behavior,” a (source says). Spears eventually convinced Richard to return, after promising to do something about her partying hubby. “I’ll take care of the Kevin situation,” she allegedly promised, “if you take care of me.” Federline was not thrilled about having the round-the-clock sitter, says the mag, but “Britney told him it wasn’t up for negotiation.”

Man, KFeds thug life rap album is gonna be a huge success in the hood, because nothing says hard core street cred like being bossed around by a fat white girl in Malibu so you can keep your allowance.



Source = MSNBC



The Leaky Cauldron, maybe the best known and most authoritative of the Harry Potter fan sites, has the headline today that genius/weirdo Terry Gilliam is the choice to direct ‘Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince’, the sixth Harry Potter movie due in 2008, one year after ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, due next summer. Cauldron says:

“IMDB has updated their site to list Terry Gilliam as the director for ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince’. Readers will remember that in the past Mr. Gilliam has expressed interest in directing a Harry Potter film. While this editor would be thrilled if this were indeed the case, please remember everyone, this is still very early in the going, and this should very much remain in the rumor category for now.”

Lets ignore for a second that IMDb has not updated their site and does not list Terry Gilliam as the director for ‘Half Blood Prince’, because the rest of this is true. Gilliam has long expressed interest in directing one of the movies, and was the choice for ‘Chamber of Secrets’ until Chris Columbus came back. And he and Tim Burton seem to be the most obvious choices in the world to direct one of these. So why not give him one. Or don’t. What the hell do I care.



Source = the Leaky Cauldron

update – Jamie would like everyone to know that he’s better than the rest of us and has IMDb Pro, and that Terry Gilliam is listed as the director there. Well la-di-da Jamie! Yeah, okay, we get it, you have a powerful network job and we don’t. God, I hate Jamie so much. 

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have signed a 40 million dollar pre-nuptial agreement, clearing the way for their rumored wedding in July. The deal breaks down roughly like this: a 15 million dollar trust has already been set up for Holmes, whether she marries Cruise or not. If they marry and later divorce, Holmes will receive an additional 25 million from Cruise, who is said to be worth over 460 million dollars. This all comes as some comfort to Katie’s family. A source says:

“Katie’s family have always been very skeptical about this romance. They were shocked that Katie got pregnant so quickly and did not like the way she had turned her back on Catholicism for Scientology. But now this deal has been sorted out they are at least relieved that Katie and her baby will be financially secure for life, even if she doesn’t marry Tom. Tom has also made clear to Katie’s parents that he was happy to give her a chunk of his money because he feels sincere in his love for her. His attitude showed that he does love their daughter – even if they still have issues about the way she has changed since meeting him.”

I have to believe that a guaranteed 25 million dollars is a pretty good reason to divorce someone. Especially someone crazy. God knows, girls have broken with guys for a lot less than that. For example, because the guy used the girl as a shield, then pushed her down and ran away after that Latin guy asked for the car keys. In my defense, this restaurant never used to have valet parking.



Source = the Daily Mail.