Lady Gaga is in that book about butts

By brendon December 02, 2011 @ 10:55 AM

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Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there’s a picture of her naked ass in the book ‘Culo’, which makes sense because that’s a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That’s Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason someone shot ink onto her ass. It’s like porn for squids.

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so, there is this…

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 8:17 PM

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Jessica Simpson was out in New York today with her sister Ashlee and Ashlees son Bronx, and here we see the only good thing about girls getting pregnant. Their tits quadruple is size. They should put a leash or something on Bronx, because if Jessica falls on her back that kid is gonna bounce to the moon.

(image source = splash, pacific coast, fame, flynet)

Demi Moore is probably not dating that new jackass

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 6:05 PM

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Earlier today there was a story claiming Demi Moore was dating some new guy I’ve never heard of, but now Us says that’s not true, and they do it with the most forced introduction possible.

Demi Moore has a lovely complexion, but no, she is not dating skin care mogul Scott-Vincent Borba. 
(Sources confirm) that Borba is just another one of Moore’s platonic pals.

In defense of that first story, I don’t think it was based on the fact that she has a lovely complexion. She has nice shoes too, that wouldn’t lead me to assume she was banging a cobbler.

(image source of demi being a fattie at the premiere of ‘margin call’ = wenn)

Scarlett Johansson hates Blake Lively

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 5:22 PM

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Scarlett Johansson is reportedly mad at Blake Lively, and yes, the fact that women are all nuts is at the root of it.

A source tells Us Weekly that Scarlett is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Blake Lively — even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago.
“Scarlett is pissed that he’s not under her spell anymore. She realized what a great catch Ryan was.”
“Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love, but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done.”

This may or may not be true (Us will print literally anything these days) but who cares because Scarlett is also in the new issue of Interview, which is a magazine that apparently still exists and who decided a sort-of topless picture of Scarlett would be ever sexier if they made her look like an androgynous robot and then had her stand next to a plant in their lobby.

Kate Hudson will surely avoid the paparazzi now

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 3:58 PM

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Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy of ‘Muse’ were in no mood to have their picture taken by the paparazzi earlier today in North London, so Bellamy put a Tesco bag over his head and walked around like that. And then I guess the paparazzi just packed it in and went home, since Matt had ruined any chance they had of taking any noteworthy pictures.

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“I want to smell like JWoww smells.”

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 3:52 PM

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JWoww went to New York yesterday for the launch of her exclusive fragrance line at K-Mart, which is exactly the kind of place I assumed would have an exclusive fragrance line from JWoww. It’s surprising more of the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast doesn’t have perfumes and colognes, because you can’t watch that show for 5 minutes without thinking, “I bet those people smell terrific.”

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Jill Martin is in a bikini

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 3:44 PM

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Ever see Jill Martin on the Today show or on MSG during a Knicks game, and then wondered how she would look in a bikini? Because I have not. But only because I’ve never done either of those first two things, and I only know about them because of her wiki page. I also learned that her real last name is Dorfman. I like when girls with big boobs have something like a weird name or whatever because then I can use it to chip away at their self esteem and get them to do anal. On another note, if you were ever wondering if I have an editor or whatever, or if I’m the only one who works here and can write whatever I want, that last sentence should be your answer.

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Demi Moore might be dating this jackass now

By brendon December 01, 2011 @ 2:24 PM

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Radar says today that, according to a source, Demi Moore is moving on from Ashton Kutcher by dating “beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.” They say, “Borba is the mid-30’s founder and CEO of BORBA skin care products — endorsed by Hollywood starlets such as Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Stacy Keibler and AnnaLynne McCord.”

And yet at the launch party for his skin care book in January, the biggest celebrity there was perennial red-carpet barnacle Phoebe Price. So I get the feeling Radars source for all this might be Scott-Vincent Borba. It doesn’t help that I assume any white guy with a hyphen in his name is gay. I also assume any black guy with a hyphen in his name is good at football, which is maybe why I lose so much money gambling on football.

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