oh, hey there Britney. Pink, huh?

By brendon September 19, 2011 @ 2:00 PM


The internet was all abuzz this weekend because Britney was in London and when she got out of a car you could see her panties. And it was sort of like that time 5 years ago when she got out of a car and you could see her vagina. Except this time you couldn’t, and also she was dressed vaguely like Robin Hood. I think the lesson to be learned here is that the internet is a really dumb place.

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Gwyneth Paltrow wore this to the Emmys

By brendon September 19, 2011 @ 1:31 PM


It seems impossible but Gwyneth Paltrow might have worn the sexiest outfit at the Emmys last night. Which is ironic because if you leered at her backstage and called her “honey” or something like that she would have no doubt gotten all cunty about it. Don’t roll your eyes at me jackass. You’re the one who dressed like a slut. For once in your life be reasonable.

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Does anyone understand this

By brendon September 19, 2011 @ 12:52 PM

With the help of Michael Bolton and Akon, The Lonely Island did a montage of their 3 nominated songs last night during the Emmy awards, and fuck you ‘Family Guy’. This is all your fault. Somehow you’ve convinced people that just doing random shit is the same as a joke, and it’s not, and I fucking hate you for it. I can only imagine how annoyed I’d be if I had actually watched this crap instead of football, and then squealing with delight as Mike Vick spit up blood. Hehehe. Nice pocket awareness, dipshit.

so, this happened

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 4:54 PM


You’re gonna find this impossible to believe, but on ‘Jersey Shore’ last night, Snooki and Deena went to a club and got drunk. And then after that they started making out. As gross as that sounds, please note that I mean with each other.

And thanks to a weak gag reflex, that’s about where I stopped reading. They could have fought King Kong after that for all I know.

Tim Gunn: “Kirstie Alley is not a size 4.”

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 4:36 PM


There’s literally no one on earth who knows more about clothes than Tim Gunn. He’s been the mentor to the designers on ‘Project Runway’ since the show began in 2004, a job he got because he’s been part of the faculty at the Parsons New School for Design in NYC since 1982. He was also chair of the Fashion Design school from 2000 to 2007. Plus he’s gay.

So what were his thoughts after seeing Kirstie Alley tell everyone she’s down to a size 4? Gee try and guess.

“I think she’s between an 8 and a 10,” Tim told Steve Kramer.
“There is a phenomenon out there right now that I call the lying deceptive shell game of vanity sizing,” he explained. “In fact a 4 is really a 6 or an 8.”

The nerve of this bitch. Who does she think she is to stand there and lie right to our face. Bitch, I’m looking right at you. I can see you, and I know which one “4″ is, and I know the only time that clothing size would apply to you is if it were the number of X’s on the tag of your sweatpants.

Charlie Sheen says he deserved to get fired

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 2:56 PM

Charlie Sheen went on the Tonight Show to talk with Jay Leno, and not just because Leno is the one person with worse jokes than Sheen, but also to admit that CBS was right to fire him when they did because he was acting like an asshole.

Sheen was asked if he was still angry towards CBS and the Two And A Half Men producers over the sacking. “No, no. I would have fired my ass, too.”
As for his media blitz last spring, “I said some things that were a little out there,” Sheen said. “I might have overshot the mark a little bit. But these were just metaphors. I didn’t really believe I had tiger blood or Adonis DNA. These were just jokes.”
Leno followed up with, “Many people thought you were out of control. Were you out of control?” Answered Sheen, “Absolutely.”

Wow, so before he had this boundless manic energy, but now he’s calm and lucid. Seems like everyone who thought he was bi-polar should line up and apologize.

DWTS is a really sexy show

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 2:03 PM


On one hand, pairing Lacey Schwimmer, who has seemingly quadrupled in size since last year, with Chaz Bono, who has not quadrupled in size since last year but was this fat to begin with, on the new season of Dancing With The Stars has disaster written all over it because there is no possible chance they could ever win a show about sexy dancing.

On the other hand, putting them together concentrates the ugly fatties within one couple instead of splitting them up and dragging down two couples. So really they should probably do this kind of thing every season.

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Lindsay Lohan assaulted a waitress

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 12:56 PM


Lindsay Lohan is like Mayhem in the Allstate commercials, except instead of being the smartest raccoon she knows or making sure this stays a 10, she just gets drunk and hits people. In this case innocent bystanders and waitress at parties during Fashion Week.

New York magazine says…

The crowd seemed to be in good spirits, when Lohan, without warning, rose from a banquette in a sunken section of the club and sent a drink — still in its glass — sailing over the wall and directly at a cocktail waitress.
After the waitress cleaned herself up, she told The Cut that the soaking had been a case of poor aim. After tossing the glass, Lohan yelled to the waitress, “Not you, him!” indicating a nearby man in a white T-shirt.
From there Lohan nibbled on French fries (she threw those, too) and refused to speak to reporters. She then moved her group to another section of the bar, sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past.

I think we’re getting really close to another epic meltdown here. Lindsay probably thought she’d be working again by now, and so did I to be honest because producers are idiots like that, but she’s not and she’s broke and now she looks ready to snap. And since the dipshits in LA went ahead gave her her license back, this is bad news for everyone who doesn’t happen to have those unbreakable Wolverine bones.

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