Playboy gets it

By brendon August 17, 2009 @ 12:01 AM

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Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really remind them what we stand to lose.  If you invite a bunch of survivors, you take the chance that the girl is pretty anyway, then people think maybe breast cancer is not so bad.  But it is bad.  As far as life changing events, it’s even bigger than getting pregnant.  Because you can’t just drown cancer in the sink.

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Stick to things like this

By brendon August 14, 2009 @ 5:56 PM

Jenny McCarthy is mostly famous these days for her comically uninformed rants about vaccines causing autism. Time magazine and Johns Hopkins hospital say there’s no evidence of any kind that this is true, but Jenny has big tits and showed her vagina in a magazine, so really she’s just as much of an expert as these so called “doctors”.

People who defend Jenny says she’s just a loving parent who cured her son of autism (even though “countless” doctors and hospitals never thought he had it to begin with).  So maybe Jenny is doing what any mom would do.  Like begging God to kill your kid, for example.

…she was pushed to her emotional limits by her son’s illness, even wishing he would die.
The blonde actress hit rock bottom when seven-year-old Evan, who suffers from autism, was given medication which kept him awake for four days.
He suffered hallucinations and would bang his head against a bed until he bled. McCarthy was so devastated by what was happening to her beloved boy, she thought it would be best if he died so he wouldn’t be in anymore pain.
“I ran out of my house and into my driveway and screamed at the top of my lungs to God to just take him away, because I loved him so much and he was in so much pain.”

Can we finally all agree that this bitch is out of her mind and has no idea WTF she’s talking about. Yes, she’s very attractive, but being sexy doesn’t qualify you to dispense medical advice.  Listening to her about autism would be like getting a sexy nurse from a Halloween party to treat your leukemia.

These kids are so screwed

By brendon August 14, 2009 @ 4:59 PM


Jon Gosselin of “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ says the incident last night, the one that left Kate being escorted away in tears, began as a simple miscommunication until Kate called the cops and ramped up the fake tears for the cameras

“[Kate] tried to come home yesterday and I wouldn’t let her in the gate and I guess she called the police. It was a miscommunication.”
“She tried to ‘cry it up’ with the cops and it didn’t work,” Jon says. “They said, ‘You have to leave.’ ”
Jon says he called a babysitter, Stephanie Santoro, to watch the children … Kate, apparently, wasn’t thrilled with the babysitter he hired, but Jon says he doesn’t understand why.
“I have no idea [why she was unhappy]. I guess [because] she didn’t have approval.

Another possibility is that Kate disapproved because Santoro isn’t a “nanny” like Julie Andrews in “The Sound of Music”, but is more like a “slut” from a Rent-A-Center “Coyote Ugly”.

Jon says he called babysitter Stephanie Santoro — a 23-year-old single mother and aspiring model who has stayed overnight and partied with Jon — to watch the kids while he was filming Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Santoro who also works as a “shooter girl” selling shots at local club Legends

God these poor kids. I don’t even like stupid kids and I feel bad for them. I’d rather have some 7-foot bodybuilder in a wolf mask with a big knife babysit than anyone listed so far in this story. At least then the kids would get exercise, although mostly from running and screaming.

George Clooney seems reasonable

By brendon August 14, 2009 @ 3:50 PM

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George Clooney is preparing a number of lawsuits after pictures were published of a 13-year-old girl as she changed clothes while alone in one of the rooms of his Italian villa. TMZ says…

…paparazzi climbed over the wall of his Italian home and shot a topless photo of a 13-year-old girl changing in one of his guest rooms.
The photographer also took shots of Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis enjoying private moments in the yard of his estate.
The photos were published in two magazines — and in a statement Clooney says he’s gunning to sue both the mags and the photog who took the pictures.
“We’re suing two magazines AND a photographer. I don’t know about the law in the United States but in Italy it’s illegal for photographers to climb over my wall and to take long lens pictures of a 13-year-old girl in her bedroom.”

Holy crap. It’s hard to find any way to defend taking secret pictures of a topless 13-year-old girl. Unless she was really hot, I mean. And she looked way older, and this was the only way to get them because she was real stuck up. Then I think maybe this would be okay. I think George would understand if he could just hear my side I mean this gentleman’s side of the story.

Tony Romo is insulting

By brendon August 14, 2009 @ 3:05 PM

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I don’t know who these “sources” are telling Fox News that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson because of her drinking, but it’s obvious they don’t think very much of us.

“Jessica would get really drunk and obnoxious, it was out of control. She would be sprawled everywhere with her head on his lap and the look on Tony’s face said it all,” an insider said. “He was so embarrassed in front of all the guys and his teammates were really harsh on him over it. Breaking up was a really hard decision for Tony to make.”

Seriously? Are we being serious here? We’re supposed to believe the Dallas Cowboys – the DALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS – were offended by Jessica Simpsons partying? If anything they were annoyed because the stripper they punched out and tied up in the trunk of their Bentley would wake up any minute now and they needed to go bury her in the desert before then, and Jessica was taking to long to pass out. Saying your drinking was offending the Dallas Cowboys is like saying your anti-semitism was bothering the other guys in the SS.

Megan Fox is very important

By brendon August 14, 2009 @ 9:00 AM


Megan Fox wore this awesomely tight dress to a meeting yesterday at Hotel Casa Del Mar in Santa Monica. Where I used to bar tend. I hope there wasn’t some confusion. I hope she didn’t get all dressed up because she thought I still worked there. She did look pretty sad when she left and walked around out back on the beach. In one sense you could say that she and I are star-crossed lovers. In another, more accurate sense, you could say I live in a slightly dangerous world of fantasy and delusion.

(4 more pics here. hq jump here. source = pacific coast and fame)

Kate Gosselin is very sad

By brendon August 14, 2009 @ 8:00 AM


Kate Gosselin was photographed crying yesterday evening as she checked into a hotel moments after being escorted from her home by the police. Splash News says…

Kate checks into the Days Inn moments after having a fight with Jon Gosselin at the front gate of their home. Police were called in as she was not allowed in by Jon as he has custody of the children at the house this week. Kate had been screaming at him about Nanny Stephanie Santoro that had been on duty that day around the children. Kate was visibly upset as she arrived to her hotel as she used a kleenex to wipe the tears away in the front seat of her SUV.

Wow this is really sad. What will she do now? Will she stay there all week? And why wouldn’t Jon let her see the kids?

These are just a few of the things I might be thinking if Kate wasn’t a mean spirited condescending bitch with a bizarre sense of entitlement. But she is so fuck her. She can sit there and cry until she blacks out from dehydration for all I care.

Next story.

Sienna Miller is in Ibiza – UPDATE

By brendon August 13, 2009 @ 7:11 PM


Sienna Miller is in Ibiza, Spain today, and I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don’t know, it’s actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. Their history dates all the way back to 650 BC, when Phoenician settlers founded a port there and used it’s natural resources to produce dye, salt, and wool.

If you’d like to learn more about Ibiza, you’re a nerd and should probably go to some other site. Sienna Miller is a bikini for gods sake. Maybe you can find a website that has sexy pictures of books since you love em so much, dork.

SEXY UPDATE - now with 500 percent more bikini madness

(27 more pics here. hq jump = here.  source = splash)