When I was a child I came across an elderly gypspy woman requiring assistance to cross a rural road. Many people had passed her by, but I took it upon myself to guide her gently to her destination across... READ MORE

The E! channel has graciously offered to pick up the multimillion dollar tab for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding. It’s sort of a tradition really when the bride’s on her third husband, her dad is dead, and a... READ MORE

At first I thought Free People was some kind of commie Euro thing and I got nervous clicking on it because I don’t want to be in favor of any movement the English lit majors are discussing angrily over... READ MORE

Animated human fecal matter is back as MTV creates a Mexican version of The Jersey Shore. The show will take place somewhere in Mexico and will feature trashy sluts and moronic gym rats drinking and fucking their way into... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden says she just wants to be a normal 19-year old girl again. First step, divorce your old-man and find a relatively younger Hollywood type to career-advise you into letting him cum on your big fake titties in... READ MORE

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Building off the dressing down he gave Tubbs and Crockett for pulling the plug on his street racing, Bieber came down with full 65-lb bench press force on his entourage and the bitch he’s currently let service his gift.... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus may not have even attended the Grammys on Sunday night, but that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t have other plans for keeping the fallacy that she’s changing modern pop music as we know it alive. Later today,... READ MORE

Forget soft bodies and barefoot-and-pregnant, hell hath no fury like a marginalized killing machine. The following are the most treacherous women alive today. What’s more terrifying is that some of them are walking the streets freely, primed to strike... READ MORE

Eric Lawson, who played the iconic Marlboro man in the classic 70’s ads died inexplicably of pulmonary problems. The 72 year old had been suffering from all kinds of smoking related diseases for years. The ads have been criticized for... READ MORE