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You can tell a lot about a party by the guests in attendance, so I’m not sure what it says about Republic Records that the biggest names on the red carpet at its post-Grammys party were Jennifer Lopez‘s boyfriend,... READ MORE

You wouldn’t think that Olivia Wilde is pregnant just by looking at her, because even though she’s something like 12 months along, she has looked great in almost every situation she’s been spotted in. In fact, it’s almost like... READ MORE

When you see French dudes in Buck Rogers villain masks, you’re typically about to be sodomized to the scent of stale cigarettes and licorice. So consider last night’s Grammy’s to be less painful than expected. Sobering up from this... READ MORE

Women seem much smarter the closer they get to naked. If you don’t believe me, wait until the next time a girl is taking her clothes off around you and asks you if you think she’s smart. I feel... READ MORE

According to ace on the scene reporter, Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osborune didn’t take kindly to music manager Jordan Feldstein taking a dig at her son Jack during the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala at the Beverly Hilton. Nobody was close... READ MORE

I guess Malin Akerman has a sister because she’s drinking beers and showing off her crotch a lot in this very foreign looking video from Galore, which is a magazine that sounds a lot like a strip club. I... READ MORE

Not since Manuel Noriega used to throw chickens out in the pueblocitos has anybody received such uproarious Panamanian welcome as Justin Bieber. Like so many small angry criminals before him, Bieber grabbed his lawless skeez Chantel and fled from... READ MORE

In addition to reining in the copious amounts of body fat that you can’t photoshop out in real life, Kim Kardashian’s new carbon mesh containment system (CMCS) protects her from shark attack and skin-to-skin gonorrhea. It also renders her... READ MORE

Being famous for your ass might seem a minor dignity, but compare it to being famous for being dead, a drug addict, or looking like the ghost of Roy Rogers and you’ll realize that Michelle Lewin has a better... READ MORE