Nicky Hilton In A Bikini

July 20, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Paris Hilton didn’t do all the stupid wretched party girl shit she does, she’d just be her sister, Nicky. Boring as fuck. Two working eyes, but still unable to see her own boringness. Paris is filming her reality... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin In A Bikini On A Boat With Her Family

July 19, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not usually one for checking out family vacation photos of attractive teen girls, although that would be one amazing fucking Tumblr site. But I guess Ireland Baldwin wants us all to see her in her bikini because she... READ MORE

Rae Dawn Chong Calls Oprah a Field N***er

July 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This entire audio tape is rather shocking. First, who knew that Rae Dawn Chong was still alive? Well, she is. And she’s complimenting Oprah by saying how amazing it is that such an unattractive fat black woman has been... READ MORE

Kanye West’s Fucking Crazy Post 2009 VMA Rant Released

July 19, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

An audio recording has surfaced that supposedly has Kanye West ranting after the 2009 VMA awards. It may not be him…but it sure sounds like the kind of crazy shit he would say. You’ll recall that that was the... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner’s Summer Job: Bikini Modeling (VIDEO)

July 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You never forget your first real summer job. It’s July. Your dodgy home schooling program is out for the summer. No worries about getting up by 10am to learn how to read stupid books. Just you feeling all grown... READ MORE

Julianne Hough Is A National Treasure

July 19, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

By all accounts, Julianne Hough was pretty upset when Ryan Seacrest broke off their relationship earlier this year so he could hire some other younger models to hang out with him and pretend that he isn’t built like a... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Thinks Kanye West Is Allowed To Be Violent (VIDEO)

July 19, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Talk show host and Satan’s booking agent Kris Jenner stopped by The Talk yesterday, because there’s nothing more exciting for the people who watch daytime talk shows than talk show hosts interviewing other talk show hosts. It’s the ultimate... READ MORE

Matt Leinart’s Charity Event Drew An A-List Crowd

July 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There used to be a time when Matt Leinart was a king among mere peasants in Los Angeles, because he was a pretty great quarterback at USC. But then he went to the Arizona Cardinals and cared more about... READ MORE