Christina Hendricks To Play a Stripper In New Film

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The film’s called Dark Places. Christina Hendricks plays a stripper in the film. I’m sure the movie is going to involve the work of many talented people working many long hours. But I’m only going to pay ten bucks... READ MORE

Childhood Is Officially Dead, Ben Affleck Is Batman

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is going to play Batman in the sequel to Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel. Let that sink in. If you need a moment to go into the bathroom and cry and cut yourself, I understand. Snyder announced... READ MORE

Maybe Cameron Bay Didn’t Give Sydney Leathers The AIDS

August 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Publicity reps for Sydney Leathers are scrambling to assure the public that Sydney Leathers did not get HIV wile filming her Weiner and Me sex tape for Vivid. A girl’s reputation is at stake here. According to her P.R.... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Whores Out Granddaughter In Effort Save Her Show

August 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Let’s see. What great celebrity guests has Kris Jenner booked on her daytime talk show this week. Khloe Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kyle Jenner, Kendall Jenner, and, today, going outside the bloodline for Kanye West, who brought along the big... READ MORE

Courtney Stodden Booed On Celebrity Big Brother UK

August 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Courtney Stodden knew her road to success wasn’t going to be easy. There are still plenty of haters in this world who feel a need to judge a girl who wants to use fake tits and underaged pussy to... READ MORE

Madonna Wears A Gold Grill To The Opening Of Her Gym

August 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna’s latest new accessory is her diamond-encrusted gold grill. She needed a ‘wow factor’ upgrade to her outdated accessories, cute African babies. With the new mouthpiece, Madonna can relate to an entirely new generation of young women and men... READ MORE

Germans Don’t Have to Be Boys or Girls Any Longer

August 23, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Germans are simply hard to peg. Just when you think they’re settled in their traditions of bratwurst and lederhosen and occasional bouts with ethnic genocide, they come along and announce that parents can now legally declare their kids... READ MORE

Adrianne Curry Dressed Like A Normal Person

August 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Adrianne Curry seems like a pretty cool woman because she always wears the sexiest costumes for all of the nerds at Comic Con every year. Like this year, she showed up as one of the slutty Mortal Kombat characters... READ MORE