Jennifer Aniston Is a Stripper in ‘We’re The Millers’ Red Band (VIDEO)

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure how many movies Jennifer Aniston is in where she plays a woman who almost flashes her tits. Rough guess. Every single one. She likes to tease the press by talking about how she will be topless in her next movie. And then the press talks about how brave she is. First, jumping […]

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Mel B In A Bikini

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Rihanna Is Trying To Tell Us Something

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna was busy filming her new music video for the single, “Pour It Up”, this week, but the star still managed to find a moment to post an image that read, “Praying for Oklahoma” to her Instagram account. And her 7.4 million followers must have been confused, because it didn’t have anything to do with […]

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Fernanda Marin In A Bikini

May 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I once lost my swimsuit at the shoreline to an unexpected wave. I don’t remember a frenzy of photographers trying to take my picture. Just a mother reassuring her crying young daughter that the man she would someday marry would be much larger. The entire experience was quite humiliating. I have a feeling Brazilian model […]

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Irina Shayk Brought Her Side Boob To Cannes

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk won Cannes last night. It’s over, all of the other celebrities can get back on their expensive boats and jets and go back to their other meaningless parties, because Irina and her black dress are the best things we’re going to see this week, short of someone suddenly inventing […]

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Paris Hilton Signed To Cash Money Records

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It turns out that Paris Hilton has a pretty good reason to be hanging out at the de Grisogono cocktail party and Roberto Cavalli‘s yacht party with her boyfriend River Viiperi – she’s a music superstar. Anyone who was hoping her forgotten 2006 album, “Paris”, would be her only attempt to pretend she was an […]

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Candice Swanepoel In Leather

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t really get fashion. Or art or pageantry or style or why it’s not appropriate to call your girlfriend’s clit a little baby penis during lovemaking. But I do get hot women in leather carrying bullwhips. How can anything so pure be so wrong? It simply can not. Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Australia. […]

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Canseco Tweets Rape Charge Like a Dumbass

May 23, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite dickhead ex-baseball player Jose Canseco has once again shown why not everyone should have access to Twitter. He was Tweeting away idiotically this morning when the cops showed up at his house. It seems that Jose was a naughty boy and may have raped a girl in Las Vegas. Not only does he […]

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Kesha Drank Her Own Pee Now Parents Are Pissed (VIDEO)

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I understand conservative parents. If you’re not a hyper-concerned bitchy annoying lying to your kids about shit you did when you were young parent, you’re probably not really doing your job. Which is to be an ass. And put food on the table. But I don’t understand why these angry parents groups bother writing another […]

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Hey, Girl, Why Are Are You Booing My Movie?

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ryan Gosling, the guy your girlfriend absolutely is thinking about when you’re boning, is being hated on at the Cannes Film Festival. Gosling wasn’t even there to promote his latest movie, Only God Forgives. He was busy being handsome and directing a vanity project in Detroit. It’s probably just as well because audiences hated it. Reaaaallllly […]

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