Kate Beckinsale looks pregnant

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 5:30 PM


She hasn’t made any sort of announcement yet, but Kate Beckinsale sure as hell looked pregnant during a hike yesterday in LA. But then by the last picture, she didn’t look pregnant anymore. She also seems to have hiked all the way back to the old west, so really there’s not a thing about any of this that makes any sense.

(image source = pacific coast)

Julianne Hough is in a bikini, probably annoying

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 3:26 PM


Julianne Hough of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ and now the remake of ‘Footloose’, was on the beach in Miami this morning with her younger sister and her newborn nephew, but quickly packed up and went to the pool. Probably because Julianne wanted to drown the baby in the ocean but couldn’t after the paparazzi spotted her. Is it me or does this chick seem like a complete bitch?

(image source = pacific coast and inf and bauer griffin)

Macho Man Randy Savage died today

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 2:08 PM

Macho Man Randy Savage, one of the most popular WWE superstars of all time, died this morning in a car accident near his home in Tampa, Florida. He was 58.

TMZ says Macho was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he had a heart attack, lost control of his car, and collided head-on with a tree. So at least he gave those around him one last thrill and a chance to scream. Although in this case it was the people on the sidewalk.

Bar Refaeli is helpful

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 1:11 PM


Bar Refaeli, though technically not a doctor, was also at amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala last night at Cannes, and unlike Kanye, she actually made a difference. Wearing a tight dress may or may not heal anyone, but it should at least give those sick ugly bastards a reason to live again.

(image source = getty and splash and bauer griffin)

Kanye West is gonna cure AIDS in style

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 11:52 AM


The Cannes Film Festival isn’t simply about self promotion and pussy, it’s also about nurturing the creative spirit of film making and helping others.

I’m lying of course. It’s about self promotion and pussy. So that’s why, when Kanye West went to the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS charity event last night, he drove up like Blackman (black Batman) in a Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss. One of just 75 in the world, with a price tag of about $1.7 million. “Dat AIDS and zombies is sad an shit,” Kanye no doubt thought to himself as he drove up, “but the fuk Im’a do? Kanye aint no doctor. But Kanye got hisself big money, and Kanye a star, and Kanye gone shine, you can ba-lee dat.”

(image source = splash news and inf)

‘Nikita’ is a really good show

By brendon May 20, 2011 @ 10:49 AM


Maggie Q (the “Q” is short for “Quigley” btw. She’s Irish, Polish and Vietnamese) was in New York yesterday for the CW upfront to promote ‘Nikita’, and she looked a million times better than she did a few weeks ago. And by that I mean she was nice and skinny and her ass looked fantastic. She’s better at having an ass than I’ve ever been at anything in my whole life.

(image source = flynet and wenn and splash and pacific coast. also pictured is her ‘nikita’ co-star shane west. who is from baton rouge. geaux tigers!)

Thursday headlines, with Poppy Montgomerys ass

By brendon May 19, 2011 @ 6:46 PM


MEL GIBSON – was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post)

LARS VON TRIER – won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he’s now banned after jokingly referring to himself as a Nazi in a press conference yesterday. At least they better hope he was joking, or else he’ll come back and burn that place to the ground. In Paris, a vichy panel of festival judges has already formed and sent word that they’ll work with him. (hollywood reporter)

SHAUNA SAND – was arrested for domestic violence last night after a fight with her husband. He told her he wanted a divorce, and she sprayed him in the eyes with mace. I wonder if that helped. (tmz)

POPPY MONTGOMERY – showed off her hot ass last night at the CBS upfronts in New York to promote ‘the Rememberer’. And yes, it really is called ‘the Rememberer’. Because the best way to build buzz for a TV show is to have an unpronounceable, gibberish title. (getty and splash news)

‘Terminator 5′ just got cancelled

By brendon May 19, 2011 @ 5:04 PM

Just a few weeks ago, the biggest story about Arnold Schwarzenegger was that he was set to return to acting, most notably, reprising the role that made him a star. Which I assumed meant as Hercules, making me look like quite the fool. But now, with fathers day just a month away and multiple parties to plan for, the AP says he’s not reprising that or anything else.

A statement from Schwarzenegger’s office Thursday says former “Terminator” star has asked Creative Artists Agency to put all of his motion picture projects currently under way or being negotiated on hold until further notice.
“Governor Schwarzenegger is focusing on personal matters and is not willing to commit to any production schedules or timelines. This includes Cry Macho, The Terminator franchise and other projects under consideration. We will resume discussions when Governor Schwarzenegger decides.” the statement says.

This is all PR bullshit by the way because his wife found out about his affair and the kid and moved out in January, but ‘Terminator 5′ was announced 3 weeks ago. So he was already dealing with all that, just not publicly. So by “personal matters” he means, “I got caught fucking a fatty and people are making fun of me.”