"WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?"

Suffice to say Britney Spears is doing better now than she was a year ago. And now, for the first time, Britney will talk about her very public meltdown in a 90-minute documentary. According to the Daily Mail, Brit says loneliness and insecurity were the catalysts of a... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

OBAMA IS THE BIG WINNER – the breasts of CH readers still have time to endorse a candidate for president, but good luck being more persuasive than this. I would vote for the BTK killer if this girl told me too. NICK NOLTE BURNED HIS HOUSE DOWN – actually this doesn’t say... read more

THIS BETTER NOT BE IT

The Daily Mail and a few others have a look at the cover of W magazine, the mag with pictures of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding. I'm assuming the sexier ones are inside. I'll be pretty disappointed if I took all my clothes off for this. (100 Tyler Dollars and much thanks to... read more

PRETTY SURE THIS IS ILLEGAL

At her concert last night in New York City, Madonna said she would kick Sarah Palins ass if she didn't, "get off my street". Whatever the hell that means. Madonna owns the street now, I guess. She did this of course because she thinks Sarah Palins beliefs are ridiculous.... read more

ANGELINA BREASTFEEDING PICTURES?

Do you see what I did there? I was all like, Angelina Breastfeeding Pictures, Question Mark. Does that mean there are Angelina Jolie breastfeeding pictures? And are they candid’s or professionally done? Let’s read the rest of the post together and find out!It's true!... read more

HEF TALKS ABOUT HOLLY, GND

Hugh Hefner is speaking out for the first time about his split from his main girlfriend, "Girls Next Door" star Holly Madison. Us magazine says..."I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly," Hefner exclusively told Usmagazine.com. After the break-up, "I was... read more

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SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA

According the Sun UK, Michael Jackson and his three kids walked in the back door of an LA comic book store wearing masks and gloves. It was an idea they read about in How To Get Shot magazineJacko, 50, kept on his mask and dark glasses under a hoodie throughout the... read more

STILL NOT SURE

I'm still not sure I believe Katy Perry when she says she has DD’s, but whatever, because those things are still awesome, and is that a lollipop necklace between her boobs? Because if she wants something she can suck on between her boobs, I got something right here she... read more

OKAY WELL NOW SHE'S NOT PREGNANT

In complete contrast to what the NE said earlier today, TMZ says now that Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, citing a source that cannot be turned into a peach, no matter what. (nyuk nyuk nyuk!) Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil'... read more

HALLE BERRY IS NUMBER ONE

Halle Berry has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive for 2008 by Esquire magazine, but this sucks because the website doesn’t have her interview up yet. The best part of these is the creepy pervert interview. Last year it was Charlize Theron. Here's a word for word excerpt:... read more

NEW FIDDY

A new single from 50 dropped today, and no one asked me (which hurts my feelings) but it’s pretty great. And this isn’t really relevant, but it still amazes me that a pretend thug like Sean Combs is the biggest force in hip-hop. His music is universally awful, and when... read more

JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT AGAIN

This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys fuck her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again". Oh the irony. Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun... read more

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