happy birthday, whatever you are!

By brendon September 02, 2009 @ 11:57 AM

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Mel B was on hand yesterday in London to help celebrate the 10th birthday of Ultimo (I have no idea. Lingerie? Sounds more like robots but I don’t think it’s robots). More to the point WENN got pictures of her outside in this kick ass top. WENN is a really smart company. They apparently only hire photographers that are 19 feet tall.

(hq jump here. source = wenn)

Affleck is so busted

By brendon September 02, 2009 @ 11:14 AM

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Ben Affleck got caught trying to feel Blake Livelys luscious titties while they took a break on set of the certain-to-be-terrible ‘Valentines Day’. He’ll deny it but pictures don’t lie. Except for sonograms. Those can be faked. If you don’t look pregnant, you’re not pregnant. That’s what I tell the models. Now beat it before I call the cops.

It’s unfortunate that Jennifer Garner had to find out this way. If she’s ready to move on, there’s always a party over at my house, and I saved her a seat. It’s between my balls.

(hq jump here.  source = fame)

Did Aniston have plastic surgery?

By brendon September 02, 2009 @ 9:54 AM

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The Italian magazine Grazia is reporting that Jennifer Aniston has received Macrolane injections, a relatively new alternative to breast implants in which hyaluronic acid is injected into the breast and then molded into shape. The procedure takes about an hour, lasts about 12 months and offers an increase up to one full cup size. The Daily Mail says…

…close friends reportedly said the 40-year-old has been feeling ‘super confident’ as a result (of the Marcolane) during the filming of her new movie The Bounty (pictures of her on set here).
And Jen is also reportedly hitting the gym as early as 3am for two-hour workouts before arriving on set.
‘The whole thing’s left her feeling better than she’s done in years,’ said the source.
‘Jen loves the fact her curvier figure is having on her wardrobe for the movie. She’s dressed in figure-hugging skirts and low-cut tops every day.
‘In fact, it’s no wonder she and (co-star Gerard Butler) have such electric chemistry.’

Everyone agrees that women should be judged and ranked by cup size, but one look at her prom pictures will tell you that Jennifer Aniston is naturally gorgeous and hasnt been manufactured in a lab like Frankenstein. She’s 100 percent pure Sex Appeal and Passion and Lust and always has been. In fact these pictures should probably be labeled as NSFW. Not because she’s naked, but because you will be as you fall under her sexual spell and rip off your clothes to pleasure yourself.

KFed is all ripped out

By brendon September 01, 2009 @ 6:11 PM

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Kevin Federline and his hot bikini-clad girlfriend hit up the pool in Miami this afternoon, and it was a little disappointing to see the pictures end when they did, because I was hoping Luke Skywalker would walk up to them and demand Han Solo.

(the “full size” tab has never been more appropriate, but hq jump here. 4 more pics here. source = mavrix online)

Whitney Houston really sucks

By brendon September 01, 2009 @ 5:39 PM

Whitney Houstons much-publicized concert in Central Park, to be aired tomorrow on ‘Good Morning America’, was cut short today because Oh My God her voice is fuckin terrible. It’s all nasally and deep, like an unconvincing female impersonator. Tyler Perry sounds more like a woman than Whitney does. The Daily News says…

Whitney Houston cut short her much-hyped comeback performance on “Good Morning America” Tuesday after apparently losing her voice.
The Grammy-winning diva got through just three songs from her new album “I Look to You” before apologizing to the 5,000-person crowd for overusing her famous pipes.
“I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.

Yeah that must have been it. It was because she talked to Oprah for an hour. Crack cocaine is filled with vitamins, it’s basically like an herbal tea, so Whitneys decade long drug binge should have only helped. Luckily this concert was free. Actually I think the tickets were free, but 300 dollars if she actually showed up.

Ginger Spice is a pervert

By brendon September 01, 2009 @ 4:16 PM

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Ginger Spice is still in St. Tropez today, and hanging out with her looks fun. Because if she’s gonna walk around all wet in a white bikini and rubbing her tits like this, that’s pretty much a green light for me to go ahead and stare at them.  How could I not? She might as well wrap them in Christmas lights.

(33 more pics here. hq jump here. source = flynet)

Sharon Stone has real flair

By brendon September 01, 2009 @ 3:25 PM

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Sharon Stone, who is 51, stripped down to a bikini today in Sardinia on the yacht of some jewelry guy named Giorgio Damiani, and goddamn she is annoying. She can’t even wear a bikini right. All she had to do is stay in that but she also wore that frilly full-length orange and purple thing. Between her big veiny hands and her outfit it’s like she’s a professional wrestler or something.

(hq jump here. source = inf daily)

morning headlines

By brendon September 01, 2009 @ 1:03 PM

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VICTORIA BECKHAM – went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She’s married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that dude? She might as well be married to Batman. (the sun)

BAD BOYS 3 – 14 years after the original and 6 after the sequel, Columbia Pictures has hired a writer for ‘Bad Boys 3′.  Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are all interested but not signed. When asked if he had any ideas for the story, Bay said, “The what?” (hollywood reporter)

EMINEM – his ex-wife Kim told a Detroit radio station, “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” If I was a woman I’m not sure I’d go on the radio and brag that men can’t get an erection when I try to have sex with them, but maybe I’m just shy. (the sun)

CURRENT SONG – Beck, ‘Timebomb’. The random chatter of people in the background is a cool touch. It’s as if I have friends, and they’ve invited me to a party!