BRITNEY IS DOING GREAT

Doing absolutely anything over the holidays goes against my inherent sense of laziness, so I truly had no idea that Britney was in Europe this weekend as part of her comeback tour. She was on the Star Academy (I have no idea what that is), the Bambi Awards (I have no... read more

MY WHAT A FLATTERING OUTFIT

Beyonce said "put up your dukes" to my penis this morning by wearing a skintight bodysuit that highlighted her big fast ass and concave chest. This is how you can tell she's too famous. If a normal girl looked like that she would spend the morning locked in the bathroom... read more

AUBREY O DAY IS GETTIN NAKED

I’m a big supporter of girls making their dreams a reality, especially if their dream is to take all their clothes off and then let someone take pictures. I would also support it if some hot girls wanted to do me, so as you can plainly see I'm refreshingly open minded. ... read more

IM GETTIN ALL HOT

Yesterday of course bored indifference swept the nation with the news that Kim Catrall had posed topless for a recreation of "Diana and Actaeon", by the Italian Renaissance artist Titian. And BBC2 was set to air the story of the photograph last night on the "Culture... read more

ANGELINA IS PREGNANT. AGAIN. MAYBE.

In Touch Weekly, which gets some credibility here because they broke the news of her being pregnant with twins, now says Angelina Jolie is pregnant again, for the third time, with bf Brad Pitt. If true, it would be her seventh child. The Daily Mail says...In an... read more

MAYBE SHE HAS GLAUCOMA

"Twilight" star Kristen Stewart was seen earlier this week on the front steps of her Los Angeles home in a cloud of smoke while holding a familiar looking pipe. There’s no way to know what she was smoking of course, but even the dog looks stoned off his ass, so I think we... read more

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I THINK IM SEEING DOUBLE

Kim Cattrall has posed topless in an effort to somehow save some picture. None of this makes an ounce of sense, but she posed in a recreation of the painting "Diana and Actaeon" by the Italian Renaissance artist Titian. I can't stress enough how her recreation looks... read more

LINDSAY AND SAM ARE GETTIN IT ON

I’m almost always wrong about this stuff, but these may be the first pictures of Lindsay and Sam actually kissing. They’ve shown remarkable self-control until now, but today INF Daily has pictures of Lindsay hanging out with Samantha in the DJ booth at a club in... read more

I DONT KNOW WHERE THE KIDS GET IT

Us magazine has a preview of the Britney Spears "Rolling Stone" interview, and it's filled with surprising revelations. Like the one where Britney says her 3-year-old son Sean Preston occasionally says the word "fuck". Us says...In the Dec. 11 issue of Rolling Stone, she... read more

LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS COOL

In three years, Leonardo DiCaprio has only been on this stupid page a handful of times, and not once was it ever for anything bad. No DUIs, no lawsuits, no drugs or scandalous breakups. He’s arguably the best actor of this generation and yet for a seven month span last... read more

MADONNA STILL SUCKS

MSNBC says that bossy pain-in-the-ass Madonna is already, brace yourself for the shock of your life, acting like a bossy pain-in-the-ass with her new bf, New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. To his great credit, he's already getting tired of it and is beginning... read more

BRITNEY IS MISERABLE, PHOTOGENIC

The Sun UK said last week that Britney Spears was growing increasingly frustrated by the strict controls placed on her by her father, who essentially handles all of her money and does what he can to keep her away from clubs and parties. Today TMZ says much of the same,... read more

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