afternoon headlines

SYLVESTER STALLONE - had emergency surgery after he broke his neck while filming a fight scene with Stone Cold Steve Austin for the movie, 'The Expendables'. He's fine now though. Stallone can't be stopped. In fact after it happened they went to their corner and Stone... read more

ashley tisdale is a natural 10

Ashley Tisdale tried to sneak away from the paparazzi today in Los Angeles, but they caught her anyway and captured her natural beauty in these pictures. She better hope this is the only time she's caught today. Next time it could be the cops, for being so sexy it's... read more

tiger is hiding on long island

Elin Nordegren was out running errands this morning in Florida, but her husband Tiger Woods hasn't been seen in public for almost 6 weeks. Us magazine says that's because he's been traveling around anonymously and hiding out a thousand miles from home. It's like... read more

mariah was drunk as hell

Mariah Carey won the Breakthrough Actress award at last nights Palm Springs Film Festival, and when she went to accept she admitted the obvious, namely that she was drunk off her ass. Carey won the award for her portrayal of a guidance councilor in 'Precious', the story... read more

katy and russell are engaged

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are both annoying idiots, so now that they've found each other they might as well get married. It's not like anyone else would be lining up to. Us magazine says... The wacky pair -- who've been dating since September 2009 -- became betrothed... read more

go kill yourself

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy and a scary monkey in a hat came out, but there was no sign of... read more

ashley greene had a sexy new years eve

It's traditional to kiss your date as the clock strikes midnight on New Years Eve, so these pictures prove beyond a doubt that 'Twilight' star Ashley Greene was at this party with that hot brunette and later they went home and took all their clothes off and had hot... read more

gwen stefani on st. barths, part 2

Gwen Stefani is an important role model because she has a good body for a mom, but an even better role model would be a girl with a good body who doesn't have any stupid kids. I don't know if there's been some kind of misunderstanding but the world has plenty of god damn... read more

charlie, you scamp!

I'm sure you remember that Charlie Sheen spent Christmas in jail because his wife said he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, but do you remember back when Kobe Bryant was accused of anally raping a 19-year-old girl? Well Charlie Sheen sure does, with... read more

this is so hot

Today is a second Christmas for leering perverts fancy gentleman like myself because for some reason high school pictures of Jessica Biel are online. From 1999, when she was 17. The very same year she posed topless in Gear magazine. So, this and this, same girl. Same... read more

tuesday morning headlines

CASEY JOHNSON - The great-granddaughter of the founder of Johnson & Johnson, daughter of the owner of the New York Jets and Tila Tequillas fiance, was found dead last night in her LA home. It's suspected she overdosed. Can you die of embarrassment or is that just an... read more

is everything okay, sienna?

Sienna Miller was still in Barbados this weekend, and if 2010 marks the end of "flipping off the paparazzi" and the beginning of "goatse the paparazzi", this year is gonna have a lot of peaks and valleys. (source = splash news online) [gallery guid=809171] read more