Tyler has sexy readers

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 11:18 AM

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There was a picture of two guys kissing at the top of the page a minute ago, so this seemed like a good time to mention that there will be another “sexy reader” vote this Friday, including this girl Lara, with, as always, the winner getting $1000 (rules here). So, if you’re a hot girl and you wanted some money for presents, maybe you could take pictures of yourself with your clothes off. It’s a timeless Christmas tale!

Carrie Fisher doesnt care that John Travolta is gay

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 10:53 AM

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I’ve said this before but, I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey, and John Travolta stayed there a lot and invited me back to his room on several occasions. He’s gay. Oohh, I assure you, he is gay.

Another person who knows this is Carrie Fisher, and in a new interview with the Advocate, she’s even more blunt about it than I just was.

Advocate: In the September 2009 issue of Out, you participated in its monthly Can I Be Blunt? column by sharing 10 things that gay men should know about straight women. One of those things was, “We don’t really care that John Travolta is gay.” I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?
Fisher: Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.

I can only assume gay guys hide it because they’re polite and they think straight guys will be jealous. What a gift it would be to be gay, and not have to deal with women and their endless god damn insanity. Aww they’re all nuts. Also I wouldn’t mind wearing a tank top every now and then in the summer without my friends calling me Princess Dick Lover for 90 minutes.

everyone is mean to Lindsay Lohan for no reason

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 10:04 AM

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Dina Lohan says that her loser daughter is “deeply hurt” after an episode of Glee “went overboard” in making fun of Lindsay, simply because she’s a complete fuck up who chose to get drunk and high every day for the past five years and then lie about it constanly. Radar says…

(Gwyneth) Paltrow recently appeared on Glee and played a Spanish teacher who taught a lesson that included asking the class: “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” And, she then quizzed the class in Spanish, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”
“Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth,” Dina Lohan (said).
“Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have to do that?’”
“We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family,” explained Dina.
“And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unnecessary.”
“It was really hard for her to watch… it was hurtful not funny.”

Aww honey, whaa’ happened? You’ve been so nice to everyone, especially the people in Hollywood, why are they mean to you. You’re reliable. And honest. Overall, steady as a rock. You haven’t dicked over anyone or stolen their time and money. This is madness.

In fact Lindsay is so sweet and innocent, when they draw her in court, they draw a little baby lamb with angel wings.

‘Glee’ is a manly show about football

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 5:36 PM

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Lea Michele and the cast of Glee were dressed in full pads last night in LA to film sort sort of football scene for the show. And then they beat UCLA by 10.

Marisa Miller is naked

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 4:23 PM

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Marc Jacobs is one of the worlds most famous fashion designers, and he’s currently the Creative Director for Louis Vuitton, so it makes perfect sense that his new campaign would have Marisa Miller completely naked. Actually I guess it doesn’t. But it turns out I don’t give a fuck why she’s naked, as long as she is, so we’re good here.

Cher wore a see through top. That’s right. Cher.

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 12:10 PM

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At the risk of undoing all the good work Julri did earlier, here are pictures of Cher and her 64 year old nipples at last nights premiere of ‘Burlesque’ in Madrid, Spain. To be honest, her tits don’t really look that bad. To be honest again, I don’t have a girlfriend, and get laid only occasionally. Those last two statements are almost definitely related.

Miley Cyrus likes to party, is really GD annoying

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 11:09 AM







Miley Cyrus celebrated her 18th birthday by smoking salvia out of a bong and then being completely insufferable, according to this video from TMZ.

The video was shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday.
According to a source connected with Miley … the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California.
As for the video … the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends –  and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera.

If you thought Miley was annoying sober, you were right. But more to the point, wait until you see how irritating she is when she’s high. At first she just starts giggling for no reason, then she starts babbling like some kind of demon. Stuff like this is why I hardly ever date high school seniors anymore.

Julri Waters is here to help

By brendon December 10, 2010 @ 9:47 AM

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This isn’t actually about Hollywood or whatever, but a sexy reader named Nikki emailed the other day in hopes that I would do a post pleading with girls of all ages to get screened regularly for breast cancer. Because she did and now it will hopefully save her life (she has a blog about her treatment here).

Sensing an opportunity to show pictures of naked girls while pretending to be helpful, I agreed.

The pictures of course are of my beloved Julri Waters. She’s a 32G, so that seemed like a good way to illustrate why breast cancer is so evil, and why everyone should give money to organizations like Komen.

How she’s not the most popular model girl anything on earth is beyond me bc she’s everything girls are supposed to be; beautiful, short, big titted and Asian. Oh and she takes all her clothes off and let’s people take pictures of it. In this case Playboy. Actually, just Playboy. For lots of money. I don’t have any money but I asked anyway and suddenly she was too good to take her clothes off. Oh, well paarrddon me your highness. I’m sooo sorry for wanting to look at your vagina. I thought she was gonna be cool, ya know, I thought she was gonna be different, but no, she’s stuck up, just like the rest of them.

(picture source = playboy cyber club, Julri on facebook = here)