somethin' for the ladies...

Oh that's weird. I saved a picture of Orlando Bloom walking around a yacht with no shirt on as the banner picture but instead my computer posted a picture of Miranda Kerrs ass. My computer must be homophobic. That's the thing about machines, they can't be taught to open... read more

damn you lindsay

God only knows how she's paying for it (blowjobs) but Lindsay rang in the new year in St Barths, and even though in the very first picture she looks like we would get arrested if we were walking around downtown together, she recovers quickly by showing her better than... read more

jason statham is the winner

Jason Statham used to date Kelly Brook of course, and he makes cool movies and he's all ripped out and he spent this weekend on a beach and on a yacht in St. Barths with his hot ass girlfriend Alex Zosman, so if you were wondering if his life kicks ass, the answer is... read more

the top 10 stories of 2009

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC - this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course I'm the only one who works here, so it was mostly my penis taking a... read more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (11-50)

50. MADONNAS ARMS - As she approaches the end of her life, it's good to know she'll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th) 49. CALL OF DUTY 2 - made 310 million dollars in it's first 24 hours. "The Dark Knight holds every Hollywood speed record, and... read more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (51-100)

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they're all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing else is going on this time of year, and so here we... read more

are they still together?

That was rhetorical by the way because, according to this picture on her twitter, yes, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are still very much together. And today they're in India at the Taj Mahal. In the caption she says he built that for her, but she's a god damn liar. That... read more

taylor swift is single

Taylor Swift and ‘Twilight' star Taylor Lautner have broken up after quietly dating for the past 3 months. Prepare to get a toothache from all the adorable sweetness. Us magazine says… The pair first sparked rumors of a romance when she hugged him at her October 9... read more

tiger woods is still hittin this

Tiger Woods hasn't been seen in public for almost a month, essentially in hiding since the National Enquirer broke the story on Thanksgiving day that he was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel. The good news is he's been spending that time working on his... read more

lebron james looks terrible

The jersey threw me off but apparently that's not LeBron James yesterday on the beach in Miami, but it is Playmate of the Year/professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt. It's always nice to see girls with big tits in bikinis, but all things considered her outfit is a... read more

"...kicked her in the vagina."

Lindsay Lohans' dad Michael was arrested on December 14th for violating a restraining order put on him by his ex girlfriend Erin Muller, and yesterday Muller stepped things up by filing papers with a New York court claiming Lohan beat her at least a dozen times during... read more

its the 911 call

The 911 call placed by Charlie Sheens wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas day after he choked her and threatened her with a knife has been released, and it's a delightful peek into the life of a Hollywood playboy who has been above the law his entire life. Some of the... read more

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