Adriana Lima Danced With Some Other Women For Miu Miu (VIDEO)

August 5, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The women’s fashion brand Miu Miu released a video to promote its new fall and winter line, and while I don’t know much about women’s clothing other than underwear made from Fruit Roll-Ups, it appears that the theme of... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Might Be Pregnant

August 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s important to Jennifer Aniston that you know that she is not lonely. Jennifer often gets called the eternal bridesmaid and the ever-dumped ex, when in fact, she is literally the most popular girl at the dance. To help... READ MORE

Ellen Degeneres To Host the 2014 Oscars

August 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Oscars pick their host these days like my friend Jeff finds women. He gets super loaded and makes a lot of bad decisions. I’m not sure how many beers it takes before you fall in love with Ellen,... READ MORE

James Deen Says Sasha Grey Is Hated In The Porn World

August 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Canyons’ star James Deen says that Sasha Grey can’t show her formerly sticky face around the porn industry anymore. Sasha apparently burned a lot of bridges in her desire to move to legitimate acting. According to him she... READ MORE

Jennifer Flavin In A Bikini

August 3, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rocky’s wife looks pretty good in a bikini. I don’t know if she’s tapping into Sly’s old man muscle pills and shots, but she’s a mom I’d like to Flavin. Here’s Jennifer in a bikini on a yacht in... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Pisses Off Facebook With Fake Baby Pic

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian pulled a fast one on her Facebook friends by posting a picture of her holding a baby that was not North West. The baby she’s carrying in sister Kourtney’s son Mason, but honestly, who gives a shit... READ MORE

Lauren Silverman Leaves Home Carrying Simon Cowell’s Bastard Baby, But No Bra

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Simon Cowell’s mom says Simon is going to make a great dad. Any why wouldn’t a guy who banged a baby into his buddy’s wife make a great dad? Especially if by great dad you mean a guy who... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr In Vogue UK

August 2, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Very Topless in The Canyons

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Once people figured that The Canyons was not going to be some remarkable Paul Schrader comeback film, but just a pile of directorial off-smelling spunk, all anybody cared about was whether or not Lindsay Lohan was going to show... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Out Horrifies a Bloody Corpse at N.Y. Art Exhibit

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When the corpse bride met the bloody corpse, well, people at the Watermill Center exhibit for annoying and pompous art almost raised their voice above an elitist New York art crowd murmur. Lady Gaga looked absolutely fetching in her... READ MORE