annalynne mccord is a good driver

90210 star AnnaLynne McCord wrecked her car today on La Cienega in West LA when she ran into the back of a new Range Rover. No one was injured. One prominent website is suggesting the accident was AnnaLynnes fault because she got distracted while masturbating and thinking... read more

hey its that girl no one knows

I don’t know what madman thought it would be a good idea to do this years Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue without Marisa Miller, but I hope he got fired. I hope he got fired, I hope they stole his car, seduced his wife, punched his kids in the face and planted child... read more

which two are most popular - update

Despite it being around 40 degrees when they did it, Melody Thornton and Nicole Scherzinger pranced around all sexy on the way to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in NYC yesterday. The rest of the Pussycat Dolls got all bundled up and therefore shall remain nameless. As you... read more

mandy moore got married

Us magazine has confirmed that Mandy Moore got married to Ryan Adams yesterday in Savannah, Georgia. She’s 24 and he’s 34 and they’ve dated off and on since December of 2007, although there was always a rumor that she was having an affair with UFC president Dana White.... read more

brad is banging the nanny. maybe.

The cover story for today’s Star magazine claims that Angelina Jolie caught her lover Brad Pitt makin the moves on a “pretty young nanny.” He was allegedly rubbing her back, which several of my girlfriends swear is what people mean when they say “third base”. This nanny... read more

i hate you so GD much

Paris Hilton showed up in Hawaii yesterday with her new bf (some doofus from the Hills) and, uh, she does realize this isn’t her own private beach, right? Because it doesn’t seem that she does if you watch her prance down to the water for the paparazzi. After seeing this... read more

more britney bikini madness!

Britney spent her second day in a bikini at a hotel pool in Miami today. She basically just relaxed and played with her kids, which included a few jumps into the pool. At first her jumps were awkward, but they got better as she kept at it. Then, on one jump, she jumped... read more

hayden is kind of a bitch, part 2

24 hours ago there was a story on Us magazines website about Hayden Panettiere. Long story short, she’s a bitch. Now OK! magazine has a gushing love letter of their own, claiming she is using her - ahem - "star power" on the set of Heroes to get her ex boyfriend Milo... read more

what in the hell is that

Czech supermodel Eva Herzigova hit the beach today in Saline, France, and suffice to say she's looked better. I used to be in love with her. Now she’s spooky looking, something you'd see in a wedding dress on a haunted pirate ship. Where on earth did her tits go? That... read more

domestic abuse with a twist

There’s nothing funny about domestic abuse. Except when it’s the girl who beats up the guy, and actually completely annihilates him, and not with a car or in his sleep, but face to face in hand to hand combat. Also she’s 40 and he’s 30, and she’s a TV star, and she’s a... read more

rihanna gets smarter every day

There’s dumb, and then there’s dumb, and then there’s this. E! online says...The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. "They've been working on it... read more

madonna knows a lot about fashion

Madonna is a real fashion visionary. I bet soon we see a lot more 50-year-olds in fishnet stockings and mini skirts. Those cottontops walking around the mall before it opens will all have on smiley face rings and canvas Chuck Taylors with crazy mismatching laces. It makes... read more