Britney Spears might be free to go all apeshit again

By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 1:29 PM

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2008 was awesome. Not only was I was bangin this hot Asian chick with huge jugs, but Britney Spears had gone completely crazy. She shaved her head, flashed her kitty (NSFW), showed her boobs, got 5150’d, ate lots of cake, and made a bunch of dumb faces. It was a simpler time, before everyone started copying my hillbilly-Britney-inner-dialogue and ruining it for me, back when she could pull over on the side of the road and go swimming in her bra and panties.

But then her do-gooder boyfriend and manager had to straighten her out and ruin everything. Even more important was that her dad was given complete control of her finances, which essentially put her on lockdown and killed her ability to act out.

So with all that in mind, this could be awesome news…

Britney Spears’ conservatorship is coming to an end, Radar has learned exclusively (and) will most likely end within three months
“Britney has made tremendous progress in the past three to four months. She seems to be firmly in control again,” the source said.

Her dad should be commended because Britney was on the verge of complete collapse and he practically saved her life. My dad never gave me a lot of advice as a kid, but he would hit me in the back of the head if I did something stupid, and that’s kind of like advice. What a touching post this turned out to be!

Ashley Tisdale and her bikini are disapointing

By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 10:27 AM

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Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend, whose name I forgot to write down but who cares, were at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and it was every bit as dull and unsatisfying as you might imagine. She’s allegedly 25 but her bikini still hangs off her and bunches up in this creepy way. It’s like watching a thirteen-year-old, except I dont have to alert management that I’m there and have them sign my paperwork.

(source = splash news online)

“Ma’am can I get you a coat or something?”

By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 4:48 PM

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Lady Gaga wore a dress made of fishnets and hair when she performed at The Oak Room in New York City two nights ago, even though no one in attendance appeared to be happy about any of it.

(image source = splash news online)

That’s Gisele Bundchen. That’s not Tom Brady.

By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 3:46 PM

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Gisele Bundchen certainly is a friendly lady. While her husband Tom Brady is back home in Boston preparing to play the Dolphins Monday night, she’s in Paris having foreplay with some guy two guys. “Gawd dammit! I knew thaat spic whoor was ganna be a praablem,” said every single Patriots fan when they heard the news.

Lea Michele is a covergirl

By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 1:55 PM

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There’s no point in denying it, ‘Glee’ has taken over Hollywood. Which is good news for “Glee’ star Lea Michele, because now she gets to do things like be on the cover of major magazines, something she would have never thought possible before the show.

“I grew up in a community where what I looked like wasn’t considered beautiful and then I worked on this show that proves it doesn’t matter what you look like, that you’re beautiful and that beauty is on the inside… so yeah, I’m thankful.”

In a sense I agree because when I dress sexy, I don’t do it for others I do it for me. When I look sexy I feel sexy, ya know.

its Lindsay Lohan in rehab (guess which one is Lindsay)

By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 12:23 PM

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Lindsay Lohan really is in rehab apparently, down in Rancho Mirage, California, at the renowned Betty Ford Center, and here are the very first pictures to prove it. As you can see, it’s rehab Lindsay-style, meaning slutty clothes, coffee and cigarettes. Will this be the time Lindsay finally grows up and stops acting like a spoiled jackass? We’ll just have to wait and see! (SPOILER ALERT: No.)

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Miley Cyrus is getting really slutty, part 2

By brendon October 01, 2010 @ 11:23 AM

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Miley Cyrus is worth a ton of money, but she still constantly manages to look trashy, like she did last night on her way to Voyeur in Hollywood. The fact that she emerged from the trash, in this case literally, didn’t help. If you were walking to a club in Hollywood on a date with your girlfriend, and she was dressed like this, you would absolutely get stopped by the cops. “So, uh, so this is your ‘girlfriend’, huh?”

Ashley Greene knows how to dress

By brendon September 30, 2010 @ 6:42 PM

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Adobe is pretty full of themselves considering their main product is Photoshop, which they charge 800 dollars for, and that’s mostly used by people like me to investigate any possible celebrity camel toes and x-ray their shirts. That company needs to mellow the fuck out.