I bet if they changed the name ‘rehab’ to ‘giant pussy convalescent center’ less celebrities would issue heartfelt public statements about heading off to Malibu for three weeks of cigarettes and counseling. Tori Spelling’s husband is going, though it’s... READ MORE

Now that Justin Bieber is out of jail after having ratted on his mom for being his Xanax supplier, he’s free to go back to doing whatever shithead things he wants to do until the Los Angeles Police Department... READ MORE

I think Italian catwoman has solved the dilemma of what to wear at the beach when you want to look like one of those fake college chicks who win all the wet t-shirt contests during Spring Break. They always... READ MORE

Often men will label charmless, sour faced, high maintenance women as frigid. That’s your basic rush to judgement. There’s no reason a charmless, sour faced, high maintenance woman like Victoria Beckham couldn’t be some kind of insane nymphomaniac whose... READ MORE

Justin Bieber left the Miami Courthouse one repentant androgynous boy. Don’t let the leather pants and the climbing on top of his SUV and the waving to the public fool you, Justin is quite contrite. In fact, before he... READ MORE

Shia Labeouf is now claiming that his bizarre behavior and rampant plagiarism was all just digital performance art. The pekingese-faced star of Transformers revealed that it was all meant as a commentary on art in the age of Twitter... READ MORE

With that inked up paw of hers, Rihanna is starting to look like the Maori pimp master. I like that Rihana doesn’t give a fuck and posts photos of her titties or her smoking weed or having sex with... READ MORE

America’s most overzealous neighborhood watchman and former private party part-time security guard George Zimmerman has produced a second original oil on canvas. After doing not so much for the first 28 years or so of his life, Zimmerman lucked... READ MORE

Why the fuck not? That’s what both me and Kelly Brook have to say about the dress she wore to the British Television Awards where they honor all the amazing shows on British Television like Dr. Who and maybe... READ MORE

Justin Bieber faced the judge in Miami this morning after his DUI and expired license and street racing arrest and the judge gave him… $2500 bond. It was beyond exciting. CNN landed a helicopter on the courthouse rooftop with... READ MORE