Minka Kelly is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Minka Kelly has been named Esquire magazines Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010, and Holy Shit are we still going through this charade? She's awesome, she's fantastic, but, honestly, when was the last time you bought a magazine? Might as well name her Miss Wagon Wheel. If I... read more

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher went to Israel

On Friday I mentioned that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had sort of a sex party thing with Michael Phelps (not the first time Moore and Phelps have been seen together according to the NY Post and the Enquirer), which is just one of many rumors about their alleged open... read more

Halle Berry is a real whore

No not really. That would kick ass though, huh? But she did have lunch in Sherman Oaks this weekend with ex-boyfriend (and the father of her child) Gabriel Aubry, then went and hooked up with new boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Look at this guy. Look at his punk ass.... read more

Friday afternoon headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - had a drink thrown on her in a bar in New York last night by the girlfriend of a guy who asked to take a picture with her. "That would be a good way to get free drinks," thought Lindsay Lohan when she heard the news. (LA Times) JOHNNY DEPP - surprised a... read more

Christy Carlson Romano is naked. And it's awesome.

Christy Carlson Romano is the girl who does the voice of Kim Possible on the Disney Channel cartoon, and before that she starred in 'Even Stevens', which was also on the Disney Channel, but after that she took off all her clothes for the new movie, ‘Mirrors 2', and... read more

EXCLUSIVE - Demi Moore cheated with Michael Phelps

"Might have". There was no room for "might have" in the headline, it should have gone between "Demi Moore" and "cheated", but the story is sexier if you ignore that part anyway. What matters is that the girl who Ashton Kutcher cheated with is saying that Ashton and Demi... read more

Rosario Dawson is also in GQ

Rosario Dawson is on the cover of this months German GQ, and Jessica Alba is on the British version, but here in America we got stuck with Ryan Reynolds. What the fuck is that all about? Isn't GQ a British company? Why are they screwing us like this? Hey England, do you... read more

Jessica Alba is in GQ

Jessica Alba is the cover-girl for this months British GQ, and since the only way they can get popular actresses to pose for slutty pictures is by also talking to them, they interview her too. When asked about her parents and conservative upbringing, Alba says, "I wasn't... read more

STFU Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow, who is the daughter of Tony Award winning actress Blythe Danner and Emmy Award winning producer Bruce Paltrow, got her big break in 1990 when she was cast as Wendy Darling in 'Hook'. Which was directed by Steven Spielberg. Who is Gwyneths godfather. They... read more

Johnny Depp is the nicest guy on earth

Johnny Depp is one of the few people in Hollywood that you never ever hear anything bad about in any way. He's talented, he's humble, he works hard, and he does things like tip waiters $4,000. So what did Mr. Wonderful do this time? Oh nothing. Just showed up unannounced... read more

Demi and Ashton have an open marriage

Demi Moore is well liked and respected these days, so it's easy to forget that her childhood was a mess. Her family was the Kennedys of white trash. She never knew her biological dad, and thought her step-dad was her real dad until she was 14. Her mom and step-dad were... read more

The Rock has finally accepted that he’s a badass

A violent new red-band trailer for ‘Faster' came out today, and finally Dwayne Johnson is punching people in the face like he should be. Maybe now we can get some decent action movies, instead of Jake Gyllenhaal prancing around the desert. Putting that sugary little... read more