ben stiller is suspicious

By brendon February 26, 2009 @ 7:15 AM

It should have seemed suspicious when Ben Stiller did something funny at the Academy Awards Sunday night, because I don’t have a time machine, and going back to 2001 would be the only way to see something like that live.  Page Six says…

Ben Stiller … had "a meltdown" at (Oscar) rehearsal on Saturday "because he was unhappy with the script and decided he could do better," said an insider. "Ben refused to tell them what he planned until he arrived at the Kodak Theatre, and then he did that Joaquin Phoenix bit." But points were deducted because director Frank Coraci had donned identical sunglasses and beard Saturday at the Independent Spirit Awards.

It’s essentially impossible that Stiller didn’t hear what Coraci did 24 hours earlier at a major awards show 15 minutes away.  Stiller might as well have shown up with a penguin and said those were his idea too.

lindsay is doing great

By brendon February 26, 2009 @ 6:30 AM

Sam Ronson must have some kind of salt lick between her legs.  You lick it and absorb tons of vitamins, because Lindsay had a glow about her yesterday in Beverly Hills.  She was just radiant.  In fact I bet we start to hear a lot of pregnancy rumors in the next few weeks. 

(image source = splash news)

sydonie herrera is here to help

By brendon February 26, 2009 @ 6:20 AM

Sydonie Herrera is essentially naked in the latest issue of S magazine.  I don't know what S magazine is, but that's cool because I don't know who Sydonie Herrera is either.  I know what she's not.  She's not a pasty moonfaced lump like Kelly Clarkson or a bony C3PO lookin mess like Teri Hatcher, so please enjoy won't you.

whats photoshop?

By brendon February 26, 2009 @ 1:32 AM

Kelly Clarkson stopped by the BBC studios in London yesterday, and something was different from when I saw her on the cover of "My Life Would Suck Without You".  I can’t quite put my finger on it.  It's not the ear rings.  The lipstick?  Oh this is gonna haunt me all day.

teri hatcher is not bad like this

By brendon February 26, 2009 @ 12:58 AM

Someone sent these pictures of Teri Hatcher in Cabo, and I think they're new but I'm not positive.  I am positive that she should arrange for all of her pictures to be taken like this.  From as far away as possible.  Because here she looks okay for once.  If the photographer likes her, here’s how all of her shoots should go from now on: "Okay, Teri, take a step back for me.  One more.  A few more.  Okay a few more.  Little more.  Little more.  Good.  Good.  That’s it.  Little more.  Little more.  Take a step back for me.  Good.  Good.  Okay a few more.  Okay now put on those glasses.  And get behind that tree.  Okay now take a step back.  One more.  Take a step.  Lookin good.  Lets try one more.  Okay put your right foot back.  Now the left…"

And it would just kind of go on like that until the curve of the earth starts to rise up and block her feet.

danneel haris in maxim

By brendon February 26, 2009 @ 12:25 AM

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Danneel Harris does her second photo shoot for Maxim in the March issue of that horrifically stupid magazine (both shoots below), and it’s lame and boring of course because Maxim sucks.  If someone can explain how Sarah Jessica Parker is a big star but Danneel isn’t, I’d love to hear it.  Parker is so ugly she should get handicapped parking, whereas Danneel is so hot, I heard when she walks down the street, people literally die.

sharon stone forgot something

By brendon February 25, 2009 @ 1:50 PM

It was easy to miss these pictures of Sharon Stone from Elton Johns Academy Award party, because it’s Sharon Stone at Elton Johns Academy Award party.  Not exactly Megan Fox at the Blowjob Olympics.  No one cared.  Except for her, as it turns out, because she went to the trouble of selecting a sheer black dress and no bra, which results in see thru pictures 100 percent of the time.  She couldn’t be begging for attention any more if she lit her hands on fire and waved them around.

marisa miller is … um …

By brendon February 25, 2009 @ 1:01 PM

These aren’t especially exciting but neither is today so there you go.  It's Marisa Miller backstage for some fashion show with no makeup on.   And it’s pretty eye opening.  I assume in some other pictures she shits in her pants or strokes her cock, since she's so determined to ruin all my fantasies about her.