One of the big set pieces during Madonna’s show on her new ‘Confessions’ tour features a huge disco ball that descends onto the stage, then opens up to reveal Madonna inside. And UFO expert Mike Luckman says the design of the disco ball is no accident, claiming it is based on a spaceship that is a huge part of Kabbala, Madonna’s religion. Luckman says:
“One of kabbala’s cornerstones is the Bible’s book of the prophet Ezekiel and his vision of a chariot with spinning wheels in the sky
It wasn’t my intention to turn the page into some kind of Lindsay Lohan fan site today, but that was before I knew she was gonna bend over with her legs straight in a bikini to pick up her beer at the Malibu fireworks show yesterday. I still can’t figure out how a chick this skinny has a double chin, but here I am, staring at her chest, not caring.
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These pictures of Lindsay Lohan on the beach in Malibu two days ago will probably do anything but help her claims that she doesn’t have implants. Because those things look rock hard and impossibly perfect in the last three. Not that I care of course. They’re real on the outside. I was just hoping to have sex with her, not do an autopsy. If not for the creepy amount of freckles, I would pounce on her like Dino jumps on Fred. So yes, Brandon Davis, yes I would have sex with her.
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Although rumors that Ashlee Simpson was offered and refused a 4 million dollar offer to appear in Playboy have been proven false or at least wildly exaggerated, it is true that Ashlee has been hired as a new model and spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret. Sky News says:
“But Ash won’t be modeling quite the same lines that the likes of Gisele Bundchen and Heidi Klum have in the past. She’ll be the face (and body, we presume) of a new range, simply entitled Pink, which is aimed at a younger audience. And at 21, they think Ashlee is perfect…”
So, wait, Victoria’s Secret is going from Marissa Miller and Alessandra Ambrosio to Ashlee Simpson. I have to assume we’re talking about two different Ashlee Simpson’s and this is just coincidence, because there’s no way they hired the lip synching one as a model. Because that one is kind of ugly. And unpopular. There’s more people who have a caught a bullet in their teeth than people who would buy a product to be more like Ashlee Simpson.
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Source = Sky News. I know this is where I would normally put up pictures of Ashlee, and 2 and 3 might be of Ashlee. Or maybe not. Turns out, after staring at Jessica’s rack and tongue, I didn’t really care.
Even though it made 84 million dollars in its first 5 days of release, ‘Superman Returns’ has not been the record breaking hit many predicted. This is Warner Bothers tent pole movie of the summer, their best bet for a huge hit, and with a budget of 260 million dollars, ‘Superman’ is a long way from breaking even. It’s 84 million doesn’t even come close to the 5 day record of 172 million set by ‘Revenge of the Sith’ or the 152 million earned by ‘Spiderman 2′. It’s not even the best 5 day run this year, with ‘X-Men 3′ earning 130 million dollars in its first week and ‘the Da Vinci Code’ making 92. The future doesn’t look much brighter with ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 2′ opening this Friday. The always great JoBlo.com says:
“Superman’s figures are disappointing overall, when you consider that the film was released during the prime weekend of the year, cost more than any other movie this year and had so many positive reviews going for it. In the grand scheme of 5-day release figures, it only managed a 30th place showing, behind films such as BRUCE ALMIGHTY, PLANET OF THE APES and yes…even X-MEN 3!”
My hope is that this is struggling because everyone knows Bryan Singer movies are boring. Because both of his ‘X-Men’ movies were boring, mostly made up of scenes where one male character went off to a dimly lit room with one female character. Were they fighting or playing Five Minutes in Heaven, it was hard to tell, but Singer seemed to think this would be exciting. Another reason ‘Superman’ might be dying is because people started to hear about the blatantly anti-American tone he painted the great American superhero movie with. Which is not only wildly offensive, but also just plain wrong. Being American is fuckin terrific. That’s why in the bible it says if God didn’t make you American, it’s because he hates you.
Source = JoBlo and Box Office Mojo
Okay, a few of these pictures of Coco Arquette pulling back the top of mom Courtney Cox were all over Friday, but I didn’t put those up because they were small and the quality sucked. These are better. It even looks like Coco checks with the paparazzi first to give them a sign she’s about to deliver the money shot, per their agreement. Here’s another kid who is absolutely doomed. Dad is a dangerous lunatic who signed off on the name Coco, mom is a billionaire MILF who every boy she ever brings home is gonna want to do, and the uncle used to be a guy but is now a girl. According to science, there’s a 190 percent chance Coco ends up bi and with an eating disorder. Wait, did I say “doomed”? I meant to say “awesome”.
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Gwyneth Paltrow has already completed one single and is now working on a complete album with William Orbit, who produced and co-wrote Madonna's 'Ray of Light' album. Paltrow apparently has no plans to work with husband Chris Martin, the lead singer of Coldplay, but music is not completely new to Paltrow – her cover version of 'Cruisin' with Huey Lewis on the 'Duets' soundtrack went to number 1 on Billboard's Adult Contemporary Chart in 2000. But this promises to be much different from that. Orbit Says:
"We bumped into each other and got talking and it turned out she was keen to do some recording. We've already done a track which will make a brilliant first single."
Oh, those kids are so lucky! Moses and Apple. Especially Moses, with his dopey name and a mom much more concerned with recording albums and insulting America and England in the papers. I predict nothing but happiness for him in grade school. Always the first one picked for kickball, class president, quick with a joke and a tiger with the ladies – I can see it now!
Source = MTV
