john and kate plus sex tape

There hasn't been anything on here yet about the scandal around Jon from "Jon and Kate Plus Eight", because I have no idea WTF that means. I know what the words "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" mean individually, but string them together like that and you might as well say,... read more

london book signings are way better

I've only been to one book signing, and that was for some guy who wrote a book about haunted civil war battlefields. And I didn't really "go" as much as I was, "getting coffee at the Starbucks inside Barnes and Noble and his little table was uncomfortably close to the... read more

Paula Abdul has still got it

Paula Abdul mocked the very premise of her own show last night when she lip-synched her new song on "American Idol", and no one expects you to watch this whole clip, because that would be mean, especially since you only need to see two things to understand her idiocy:... read more

this is much better

These new pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini are very much like the other pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini, except greener. (image source = splash and mavrix) [gallery ids="263541,263551,263561,263571,263581,263591,263601,263611,263621,263631"] read more

kiefer is under arrest. sorta.

I have a hard time accepting that a quarter-inch cut (this) after a slight altercation requires police action, but apparently it does, because - according to a story broken by the Daily News - Kiefer Sutherland will surrender to prosecutors, maybe as early as today, to... read more

Please keep your voices down

Luckily Lindsay was too, um, "sleepy" to notice that the Maserati on loan to her from a guy who produces porn movies got scratched up by the valet last night in LA. Because if you're a skinny young nymphomaniac with big tits, it might not be the best idea in the world to... read more

natalie is between two ferns

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns When Zach Galifianakis tells Natalie Portman that he's got, "a bigger dick than that", does he mean the dogs dick or the dog itself? Because if he means the entire dog, I bet Natalie was like, "oh really…"... read more

dont mess with kiefer sutherland

Designer Jack McCollough - of course the guy who got headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland Monday night - was on the street today with a very obvious cut on the bridge of his nose (close-up here). It's hard to see what the big deal is. The cut is maybe half an inch long. He's... read more

Minka Kelly is just awesome

I wanna punch John Mayer in his stupid face for having the nerve to dump Minka Kelly. WhoTF does he think he is. She's essentially perfect. Great skin, long hair, good tits and just enough ass to get high-fives from black guys but not so much that you lose the respect of... read more

What could go wrong?

Beyonce struggles with stairs in general (ahem) so God only knows how hard someone had to keep from laughing when they told her to try these. This is like something a shoe thief would be made to do in "Saw". But she's been wearing this crazy crap all week. Only a... read more

Kiefer is a hero. Or not.

Last night Guest of a Guest broke the story that Kiefer Sutherland headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough in the face Monday night, and now sources close to Sutherland have confirmed the story to TMZ. We're told witnesses say the alleged victim -- Proenza Schouler... read more

kiefer is a dangerous drunk

There's not a single thing about this that makes an ounce of sense, but did Kiefer Sutherland bail on his superhot girlfriend to go knock out some gay designer I've never heard of over Brooke Shields? Yeah sure, why not. Last night, the biggest event of the NYC social... read more