Monday morning headlines

PETE POSTLEHWAITE - died last night, from cancer. He was 64, and made his career by looking 64 for the past 20 years while being the best actor in movies like the Usual Suspects, Inception, and the Town. Called "the best actor in the world" by Steven Spielberg, he gave a... read more

the top 100 stories of 2010 (50-59)

59. HAYLIE DUFF - got huge implants. Was this really one of the biggest stories of the year? Probably not, no, I just really like girls with big tits. (April 1st) 58. INCEPTION - has a striking number of similarities to a Scrooge McDuck comic from 2002, the same year... read more

Katy Perry is a natural beauty

Russel Brand tweeted this picture yesterday of Katy Perry with no makeup, right after she woke up, and even though he quickly took it down, that's not how the Internet works, so now it's here forever. To be honest, if I married a girl who, without photoshop, looks like... read more

the top 100 stories of 2010 (60-69)

69. FIFTY CENT - lost 54 pounds, going from 214 to 160, to play a football player with cancer in a movie. I bet Jerrod Johnson wishes he had cancer. LSU is gonna beat the shit out of that guy in ten days. (May 27th) 68. LINDSAY LOHAN - sued E-Trade for $100,000,000... read more

Salma Hayek is in a bikini

More than anything else, the internet has taught me that Latin girls do anal. But second more than anything else, the internet has taught me that famous Hollywood stars are rarely as attractive as they appear in the media. Case in point: Salma Hayek, seen here in St... read more

Chris Brown is making exciting new friends

Last night, Raz B, a singer who used to be a member of the group B2K, was sittin there thinking, how can niggas like Eric Benet and Chris Brown disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry and Rihanna. And so he tweeted... "Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas... read more

Jennifer Love Chewit is gettin me all hot

Jennifer Love Hewitt paused form doing interviews about how she's not fat and actually really beautiful to go to lunch with her mom in Beverly Hills. Which was apparently not a special enough occasion for her to not dress like a runaway. I bet if you took a box of... read more

the top 100 stories of 2010 (70-79)

79. KE$HA - wore a bikini, despite looking like this in a bikini. Serious question: if you were forced to choose one, would you have sex with Ke$ha, or Megan Fox 1 hour after she died. Be honest. You're fucking a dead girl in your imagination right now, aren't you? Yeah... read more

Molly Sims is in Mexico too

Molly Sims is yet another famous Hollywood star down in Mexico this week, Los Cabos in her case (Cindy Crawford is there too but not in a bikini so fuck her), so if you felt like robbing a bunch of houses in the Hollywood Hills, this might be a pretty good time. (source... read more

Wednesday headlines

THE 10 HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIES OF 2010 - might surprise you. Unless you already know what they are, in which case they won't. Unless you have that Memento thing and you didn't tat them down. Do you have that? Do you have that? Do you have that? Do I have keep asking or... read more

BREAKING NEWS: Bar Refaeli got a text

Bar Refaeli is still in Mexico and still in a bikini, but that's not all she wears, and there were a few pictures of her in a shirt and jeans. Needless to say I skipped the hell out of those. By the way, is that one of those sex pillows she's laying on? This thing. The... read more

the top 100 stories of 2010 (80-89)

89. SANDRA BULLOCK - was the center of 3 huge stories this year, one of which was adopting the most menacing baby on earth. His first words were, "sup my nigga?", followed by a fist bump. (April 28th) 88. CAMERON DIAZ - told the Sun, "I'm always traveling for cock." The... read more