Rolling Stone Turns Terrorist Into Rock Star

July 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Internet is all in a tizzy over Rolling Stone’s decision to put Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of the horribly demented dumbshits that allegedly committed the Boston Marathon bombing, on their cover. What’s the problem, you might say? He’s been... READ MORE

Alyssa Milano Still Using Her Boobs To Sell

July 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when Alyssa Milano and her annoying helpful mom started suing everybody to get her racy photos off the Internet? Those were fun days. When the Internet was in its infancy and people thought that they could hold back... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston Goes Braless

July 18, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who can get enough of the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux relationship chatter? Not I. Will they marry for real? Is Jennifer still haunted by Brad? Can Justin Theroux find a day job? All quite thrilling. Though I’d trade... READ MORE

Science And The Average American Dick

July 18, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

Scientists have crunched the numbers and found that the average American dick size is 5.6 inches long. The cockologists compiled the data using a group of over 1600 men and discovered that American men mostly fall right in the... READ MORE

Asiana Airlines Drops Lawsuit Over Fake Pilot Names

July 18, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Go figure. Asiana Airlines has changed its tune. They are now accepting KTVU’s on-air apology as enough to cancel their defamation lawsuit. It may or may not have to do with the sudden realization of how fucking stupid they... READ MORE

Naya Rivera Plays Strip Poker With Herself

July 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Naya Rivera is the obligatory sexy Latina on that TV show Glee that I mostly have to know about now since Cory Monteith overdosed in Vancouver. She seems to be doing far better than Cory at the moment. Though... READ MORE

Emma Roberts Beat Up Her Effeminate Boyfriend

July 17, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The first thing you notice when you meet almost any Hollywood actor is just how tiny they are compared to how you imagined. Ninety-percent of actors come out at about 5’7 to 5’9 and about 140 lbs. It’s then... READ MORE

Rihanna In ‘Slutz’ Tank

July 17, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I could look it up, but I’m guessing Slutz is some designer’s parody attempt to ‘take back’ the term colloquially used to degrade promiscuous women and turn it into a female ‘sex-positive’ statement. Like when girls started wearing Playboy... READ MORE

Chris Brown Partied With Playboy Models (VIDEO)

July 17, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

On one hand, it’s probably the least surprising revelation of the year that when told Monday that his probation was revoked and that he’d have to appear in court in August to face possible jail time, Chris Brown went... READ MORE