UMM ... DAMN

Salam Hayek filmed a guest appearance for "30 Rock" this weekend in New York, and because of her huge and awesome tits no one is even gonna read this far, so if you felt like going into the comments and turning this into some sort of confessional, by all means go for it.... read more

TRAVIS BARKER IS IMPROVING

Travis Barker turned to his Myspace page late Saturday night to speak out for the first time since the plane crash that killed four people, but somehow spared Barker and DJ AM. You can go here to read the whole thing, but here are a few excerpts..."I want to give my... read more

ENQUIRER STANDS BY THEIR STORY

Last week of course, the National Enquirer reported that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant for the second time, just three months after giving birth the first time. Denials were issued across the board, but NE is sticking by their original story, and now says it... read more

MARK WAHLBERG SUCKS

Saturday Night Live is awful, I don’t think anyone is here to argue that, but Holy Shit Andy Samberg does a pretty damn awesome Mark Wahlberg impression. It’s not SNL’s fault that Wahlberg is a shitty, one-note actor who does the same thing in every single role, but... read more

HOLY CRAP

Never in a million years did I think Britney could look this hot again. Naked chicks are just so much better than unnaked chicks. All you bitches with clothes on, what is your problem. What is your deal. Why you gotta be all stuck-up? [gallery columns="6"] read more

WHY SO SERIOUS?

Meg Ryan is attending the opening night of the Middle East International Film Festival in Abu Dhabi today, and holy god what has Meg done to herself. She used to be adorable, just like three years ago. And it’s not like she just fell apart. From the neck down she still... read more

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WHAT A SEXY SURGERY

This week on her TV show "Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter", Katie Price stripped down to almostnothing moments before getting breast implants for the fifth time. You read that right, by the way. "Fifth". I really admire her determination. Some women won't get breast... read more

GISELE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED

Gisele Bundchen was hard at work yesterday filming a video for the Black Cowboys (I have no idea who that is), directed by Kevin Connelly of "Entourage". You can tell someone from that unthinkably stupid show is involved here, because, unless I miss my guess, this video... read more

KATIE HOLMES SHOULD NOT SING

Whoever thought it would be a good idea for Katie Holmes to sing on "Eli Stone" needs to do some serious soul-searching. You sir, whoever you are, you need to look in the mirror and ask yourself, What am I doing? What the fuck am I doing? [gallery columns="6"] read more

WOOF

I don’t think I'm being unfair when I say that time is not being kind to Carmen Electra. She still has huge implants, and I appreciate that, I really do, but she looks like an ugly version of Fergie now. And keep in mind that Fergie looks like some sort of monkey-man, so... read more

BREAKING NEWS: MADONNA SUCKS

I swear to God, the next time I read a positive story about Madonna, a story that says what a delight she is to work with and be around, it will be the first time in about 5 years. And I’m pretty sure that last one was written by Madonna. The Post says...MADONNA is a... read more

"WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?"

Suffice to say Britney Spears is doing better now than she was a year ago. And now, for the first time, Britney will talk about her very public meltdown in a 90-minute documentary. According to the Daily Mail, Brit says loneliness and insecurity were the catalysts of a... read more

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