megan fox > rosie huntington whitely

Various sources, including the Sun, are claiming Victorias Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has been offered the female lead in 'Transformers 3', a role played by Megan Fox in the first two movies. The 23-year-old Brit has no acting experience, but it wouldn't... read more

miley in a bikini, part 2

Miley Cyrus arrived in Mexico yesterday and immediately hit the beach in her bikini. This would be cause for celebration but there's something weird about her body. Some DD's would really work wonders for her. I know that huge tits are my answer to everything, but I... read more

britney wants to be cryogenically frozen

This idea is really dumb and really expensive. So, needless to say... BRITNEY SPEARS wants to be FROZEN after her death - so she can be brought back to life later. "Brit gets these obsessions and this is the latest. "It started when someone told her Walt Disney had been... read more

monday night headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - says she always intended to return home in time for her court date, yet she couldn't produce a plane ticket when asked for one in court today. But I bet it's just an honest mistake. I just get an honest vibe when I look at Lindsay. (radar) PAUL DEDRICK... read more

It's Lindsay in court

And here's the video of Lindsay in court this morning. All you need to know about how shitty and useless the justice system is in LA can be summed up by the fact that there's a fucking puppy calender on the wall of the courtroom. It's a calender. With pictures of... read more

snaggletooth is back at cannes

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, Kirsten Dunst, showed off her disgusting clammy skin and dead stringy hair when she went swimming in Cannes this weekend. It was a real feast for the eyes, especially when she spread her legs and lead with her vagina to enter the... read more

Lindsay Lohan is above the law

In July of 2007, Lindsay Lohan was charged with 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage and fleeing the scene of an accident. Her BAL was .12 on the first DUI, .15 on... read more

jennifer aniston in a bikini is not bad

Jennifer Aniston is 41 but she didn't look it yesterday while filming bikini scenes in Hawaii for that Adam Sandler movie with Brooklyn Decker. Or maybe she did. Maybe this is what lots of women her age would look like if they didn't do anything all day and had access to... read more

LIndsay is the real victim

One of those machines that talk for people by reading their minds interviewed Lindsay Lohan last night, just a few hours before she's supposed to appear in court. At first I was gonna try to document every time Lindsay lied, but she made it easy by lying from start to... read more

simon monjack is dead

Last Thursday was the 5 month anniversary of the death of Brittany Murphy. It was December 20th when her mom found her dead in the shower of the Hollywood Hills home she shared with her husband, Simon Monjack. But this is Hollywood, 5 months is an eternity. It's time for... read more

lindsay was set up. yet again.

When the picture of Lindsay Lohan next to what appears to be cocaine surfaced earlier today, Lindsay seemed as surprised as anyone. Because she claims she did all of it didn't know about it. So how did it get there? Was it cocaine? Does Lindsay have another paranoid and... read more

"i hope that isn't cocaine in the pictures."

Try not to get a hard on while looking at it, but TMZ has a picture of Lindsay Lohan taken last night in Cannes, and to her right there appears to be several lines of coke on a glass table while she parties on a yacht with the Sicilian Jimmy Fallon and Rosanne... read more