could you cover that please, ma'am

Pamela Anderson walked down the runway at Paris Fashion Week with a ghost from the Titanic earlier today, when, um, this happened. Honestly ... what in the hell is going on here? Her nipple looks like a comet, racing across her breast.[gallery id="10038"] read more

madonna is really cool and hip

Madonna reportedly reached an agreement during the Oscar parties to design a line of T-shirts and bodices for Ed Hardy, and all I can say is, Wow. They are gonna make sooo much money. If there’s one thing I know about fashion, it’s that nothing ever changes. That Ed Hardy... read more

clothes r srs bizns

Posh was working one of her hot little outfits to catch a flight from LA to Milan yesterday (she wore a similar but different coat the day before) and this brings back good memories because boys have these insane fantasies when they’re like 12 or 13, about stuff like the... read more

miss universe is here to help

I’m sure some horrific new Chris Brown details will come out soon enough, but until then, look, tits. Because Miss Universe, Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela, is at the Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas this week. I don’t know who is in charge of Venezuela, but they should... read more

everyone should do this

It’s long and at times it's hard to even believe what you're seeing (much like my dong) but everyone should go over here and read the full case notes filed by the LAPD detailing the fight between Chris Brown and Rihanna. The only way you’ll read anything worse today is if... read more

jenna morasca joins tna impact

I’m sure everyone reading this has already been over to the wrestling websites today, but for the one or two that haven’t, Entertainment Weekly is reporting that "Survivor: Amazon" winner Jenna Morasca, who posed for Playboy in 2003 with fellow contestant Heidi Strobel... read more

angelina jolie is somewhat attractive

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eva longoria is doing it right

Eva Longoria strutted up and down in front of the paparazzi outside Beso, her restaurant in Hollywood, last night. And, oohh, this is just perfect. Little with big tits. Just like a girl should be. I saw this "Law and Order" one time and this dude was cheating on his wife... read more

chris brown does not enter a plea

Chris Brown did not enter a plea at his arraignment today, and insteadasked for a continuance until April 6th, presumably to cut a deal with the prosecuter and avoid a trial. TMZ explains seems Brown wants to avoid a trial at all costs because the picture of... read more

has anyone seen rihanna?

It would be a refreshing change of pace if there was even one breaking story that didn’t make Chris Brown sound like a complete sociopath. I'll be sure to mention it if one comes up. In the meantime, Us magazine spoke to Rihannas father and he says he has essentially lost... read more

kelly brook is forgiven

It wouldn’t kill Kelly Brook to whore it up a little when she walks around LA, but she has 32E boobs so I forgive her. This isn't really a problem at all. If you're a girl with E’s, you could stab a pony or rip the wings off an angel and I’d still wack off to it. (picture... read more

madonna uses hooks to look young

Much was made of how good Madonna’s skin looked at the Vanity Fair Oscar party two weeks ago, and even though it sounds like something out of Hostel, the Mirror says they know one reason why:It involves a 30-minute, $7,000 treatment in which a surgeon implants a tube-like... read more