It’s been a big day for PETA apparently, because they also announced a new series of US Postal stamps that have pictures of famous vegetarians on them, including Pam Anderson, Bryan Adams, and Da Vinci. If only DaVinci were alive today so he could feel the pride of being likened to Pam Anderson and Bryan Adams.
Lauren Brant was on a beach in Queensland yesterday, and she’s only here because she looks good in a bikini, but she’s famous because she’s on a TV show called ‘Hi-5′. It’s an Australian kids show. So apparently this is what the girls on children’s programming in Australia look like. It must be ok to masturbate to a kids show down there, not like here, where everyone gets all preachy.
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George Clooneys ex Elisabetta Canalis did some promotion for PETA in Milan today, unveiling her new ad that says, “meglio nuda che in pelliccia.” Are there any models out there who will pose for an ad that says, “ PETA put down 94 percent of the dogs and cats placed in their care last year, finding homes for just 44 of the 2,345 that they took in, and have killed 25,840 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998″? Or is that too wordy?
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Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it’s one of the few stories today that won’t get the “dead people” tag. If Ashton Kutcher can’t get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron.
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Dr. Conrad Murray was sentenced to 4 years in jail today, the max allowed, for his part in the death of Michael Jackson. Which seems like a lot since he was convicted of involuntary manslaughter. “Involuntary”. It’s not like he was trying to kill Michael Jackson. Sometimes emaciated drug addicts just die, ya know. No one knows why but they do.
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It’s official now, but Patrice O’Neal died last night due to complications from the stroke he suffered last month, and sorry I’m so slow to update the page today but someone told me about this this morning and I’ve been surprisingly depressed about it. I hate that the word “genius” gets thrown around so much, I heard it this weekend about a guy who was really good at bbq, because Patrice was a fucking genius. This really sucks.
Wyclef Jeans charity ‘Yele Haiti’ was supposed to help rebuild Haiti in the wake of last years devastating earthquake, but over two-thirds of the money they collected last year is either missing or was funneled to companies owned in whole or part by Jean, his friends, or his family, or in one case to a company that doesn’t actually exist.
The NY Post says…
Yele Haiti’s coffers swelled to $16 million in 2010 (but they) spent just $5.1 million for emergency relief efforts, including food and water delivery to makeshift survivor camps.
Yele Haiti paid five contractors, including P&A Construction — which received $353,983 and is run by Warnel Pierre, the brother of Jean’s wife, Claudinette.
A purported Miami business called Amisphere Farm Labor Inc. received a whopping $1,008,000 as a “food distributor.”
No trace of the company could be found, but records show the company’s head, Amsterly Pierre, bought three properties in Florida last year, including a condo in an upscale waterfront community.
The address listed for the business is an auto-repair shop in Miami’s Little Haiti neighborhood, where a worker said he had never heard of Pierre or Amisphere.
On one hand, it’s suspicious that the food distributor with a million dollars is also an auto body shop in Miami. On the other hand, driving to Haiti to distribute the food is probably really tough on their cars.
The reason people say “sweating like a whore in church” is because one would assume a whore would be uncomfortable in church, but that’s just an old wives tale apparently because 17-year-old Courtney Stodden went to church yesterday with her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison, and she looked relaxed as a little angel. So people should stop saying that. It’s not true, and if there are places where teenage sluts are free to be themselves, I wan’t to know about them.
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