Khloe Kardashian is the ugly and fat one

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 3:42 PM

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Her words, not mine.

Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her. 
“I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least twice a day for the last five years.”
“It’s horrible, you know? But I can brush that stuff off.”
“Kim and Kourtney have said to me, ‘If we were put under the same negative attention that you are, we couldn’t handle it.’”

Yeah because those two are hot. So it wouldn’t make any sense. And they’re probably just being nice so you don’t turn on them, so you don’t attack them one night and keep their head as a trophy.

Miley Cyrus has the nerve to slam Rebecca Black

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 1:18 PM

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If you’re very famous due in large part because of all the doors that were opened to you because you’re dad is also very famous, you probably shouldn’t criticize anyone else for the path they took to success. And yet that’s what Miley Cyrus did on an Australian morning radio show when asked about Rebecca Black.

The Daily Telegraph says…

Catapulted to fame off the back of Disney’s Hannah Montana, Cyrus slammed the overnight success of YouTube phenomenons such as Rebecca Black.
“It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour,” the daughter of country star Billy Ray Cyrus said.

Wait did Miley just refer to herself as an artist? The only difference between Miley and Rebecca is one had a famous dad. If not for him she’d be back in Tennessee, and the closest she’d get to singing in public is humming while she blew some guy behind the Dairy Queen.

its the Victorias Secret Angels in bikinis

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 11:28 AM

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima were at the pool at the Mondrian Hotel in LA yesterday to help launch the 2011 Victorias Secret swim line. Or at least Alessandra and Candice were. Adriana looked spooky. It doesn’t really seem like she’s ready for the beach. It seems like she’s ready to turn into a bat and fly away.

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Kingston Rossdale is a pimp

By brendon March 31, 2011 @ 10:23 AM

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I had already come to terms with the fact that Kingston Rossdale, the 4-year-old son of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, was gonna get more pussy than me, but I really did think I had more of a head start than this.

Yesterday however, that handsome little bastard was at the park with his dad when some playground slut practically dropped her panties when she saw how high he could swing. He even got her number. The only phone I had when I was 4 was a direct line to winnie the pooh. God I hate this kid.

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Courteney Cox says this is platonic

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 5:25 PM

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Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins are on a romantic carribean island today, and she’s prancing around on a secluded private beach in a bikini, but to hear them tell it this is the kind of thing all co-workers do. People says…

“The relationship is strictly platonic and they are away with a group of friends on vacation,” the rep says.
According to a Cougar Town set source, “Courteney and Josh are great friends. There’s definitely nothing going on there.”

Needless to say this seems unlikely. Most girls are annoying, so why the hell would you ever go on vacation with one if you’re not having sex with her. It combines the thrill of waiting for her to get ready with the joy of excruciating planning, but without all the blowjobs. Yeah that sounds relaxing.

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Milla Jovovich had a slip

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 4:26 PM

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Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn’t wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won’t wreck her career.

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Courteney Cox is still winning the bikini contest

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 4:08 PM

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Courteney Cox is down in St. Barts today, and even though we just saw her in a bikini a few weeks ago, it’s still amazing that she can look this hot at 46. She’s almost twice Lindsay Lohans age but she looks a thousand times better. The only thing I’d fuck Lindsay with is a bar of soap.

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Sofia Vergara is a good spokeperson

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 1:46 PM

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Sofia Vergara and David Beckham (image not available) spent a second day filming a Pepsi commercial on Venice Beach yesterday, and if I were Pepsi I’d fire this director immediately. Then kick him in the nuts and throw his car keys in the ocean. Why even hire her to go to the beach and then hide her tits in that stupid one piece. I’ve been more turned on during commercials for the Rascal.

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