It’s confusing being a politically correct celebrity. You so badly want to be publicly on the right side of important civil rights issues, yet you really want to seem cool to your son and his friends by dropping the... READ MORE

Whenever I read about the record number of people in schools and colleges, and the record number of people out of the work force, I keep thinking maybe we could all learn a thing or two from the whorishly... READ MORE

‘Louder’ is the latest single from Lea Michele that her P.R. machine and sycophants are declaring a successful triumph just six months after losing Dead Cory Monteith. I’ve listened to far too many crappy over-produced tracks from Katy Perry... READ MORE

The SAG Awards provide the perfect platform for actors to felch dripping ego from one another’s orifices while adulating the sacred craft. At the Oscars and Golden Globes, they have to pretend that other people helped their movies be... READ MORE

I bet Tori Spelling is feeling pretty stupid about ditching her first husband, banging a married Canadian and convincing him to drop his wife to make fresh babies inside of her. Or maybe not. Because her next five life-story... READ MORE

If my eyes don’t deceive me, that’s an old Datsun 280Z from the 1970’s. Yeah, I’m looking at the car. Okay, now I’m looking at Emily Ratajkowski’s tits. Shit, I might be getting old. Photo Credit: Magdalena Wosinska READ MORE

Sharni Vinson is fighting back against accusations she just might not be eating enough. After the Australian actress dropped below her birth weight, newspapers and magazines started questioning her general health. Sharni flipped on the pump that inflates her... READ MORE

I’m not much into omens, but when these two ladies of the dark bid you welcome into their stone temple, I’d run the other way and cover myself in juniper leaves. Lady Gaga’s makeup artist managed to cake her... READ MORE

Traitorous dick and former drag queen Dennis Rodman checked himself into rehab after returning from his latest stay in North Korea. We told you about this dumb fuck’s repeated trips to meet with BFF Kim Jong-Un, a brutal dictator... READ MORE

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