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Entourage was a marginally good show that got marginally worse and worse as the series went along. Even tits couldn’t save a tired storyline and emotionally overwrought little tiny men, and tits can save almost anything. Somehow Marky Mark... READ MORE

A woman called the cops on Kellen Winslow, Jr. for beating his Winslow meat in the parking lot at Target. As any veteran of public masturbation knows, you need to have a quick alibi in the event some random... READ MORE

My lack of humanity and black heart make me the last guy to play the role of alarmist, but I’m pretty sure that most everybody in Sochi is going to be wiped out by terrorists. First of all, it’s... READ MORE

You know you’re living the good life when you’re at the beach on a weekday in the middle of winter. It’s the ultimate sign to the world that, fuck you, I’m rich or I’m hot or my stepdad had... READ MORE

Even as Obama is trying to carpet bomb Russia with every gay athlete he can find, gay activist groups are calling for those same same-sex loving Olympians to boycott the shit out of Sochi. But figure skater Johnny Weir... READ MORE

When you see a headline like “Brandi Glanville says she ‘wanted to be molested as a child'”, you might get the idea that the reality star admitted that she was molested a long, long time ago and was somehow... READ MORE

Ted Nugent shot off his ever open mouth again when he equated Miramax mogul Harvey Weinstein with the Nazis. Mind you, Weinstein is Jewish. But that didn’t stop Ted from invoking the world’s most overused analogy. It all started... READ MORE

Back in the day, you could spy on a woman getting out of her gym clothes and if you got caught, you might receive a shriek or a smack in the face. Now you get arrested, jailed, and put... READ MORE

A former Miss Universe contestant and reality TV personality in England, Amy Willerton is on vacation in the U.S. to get her mind off of her recent breakup with another British reality star that you’ve never heard of. But... READ MORE