Record Police Fucking and Michael Jackson's Porn Collection Exposed on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #49 (AUDIO)

On this week's Last Men on Earth we cover the insanely unimportant topics of the first non-tranny Arthur Ashe Courage Award winner, the squelching of the book on Hillary Clinton's nasty habits, O.J. scheming to fuck Khloe Kardashian in a forced conjugal, an ambitious teenager fucking 31 cops from her mom's police department, and we both agree that it's tasteless to judge another man's porn collection then judge the...read more

Elsa Hosk Bares For Vogue And Shit Around The Web

Vogue is a pretty stupid magazine for the most part, except when they talk hot models like Elsa Hosk into getting naked just between us girls. It doesn't really make sense for a magazine that's about clothes but whatever.read more

Ariel Winter Trap Tits

The rape culture circular logic proceeds thusly. An anti-body shaming celebrity posts a picture of herself in revealing dress. She awaits somebody on social media to comment on her tits. She responds with a comment about personal choices and their relationship to female empowerment. A female blogger on a stupid sounding female click bait blog owned inevitably by Time, Inc. pens a you-go-girl article about the social...read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Rides 'Em, Gay Cowboy

If you're a hot chick, a gay best friend is as key to your happiness as the guy you married for convenience, kids, or your ass waxing esthetician. You could easily live without those others. Your fellow models are far too sinister to confide in anything more than the state of the zika virus in their home countries.read more

Karate Teacher Stephannie Figueroa Arrested For Sending Nudes To 11 Year Old Student

Once Congress is done posturing on gun control, it's time to get down to the business of female teacher predators. There has been a stiff rise in the number of twenty and thirty-something female teachers throwing themselves sexually at their students as young as hairless. The public seems divided as to the right balance between punishing sexual predators and applauding the good fortune of shy boys getting fully grown...read more

Kendall Jenner Ditched Her Bra and Fucked Her Friends

Attractive girls can never be friends. Public attention and notoriety is a fixed pie. If that bitch gets it, you lose it. There's no rising tide lifts all boats sentiment seeping through these posing girl social circles.read more

Ali Family Member Tries To Sell Funeral Footage

A member of Muhammed Ali's family reportedly secretly filmed Ali's private funeral and is shopping the footage around and asking for a million bucks. He probably won't be invited to the Christmas Party. It seems cell phones were not allowed so he must have wired up some cool spy glasses.read more

Selma Blair Has Demons

There's no better way to cap off a Father's Day holiday retreat with your young son and husband than getting lit up on prescription meds and wine and getting carted off the airplane in a stretcher. It wasn't about you this one day. Apparently she just couldn't handle it.read more

Celeste Guap Underaged Pussy Imbroglio

This chick just brought down the Oakland Police Department. Assuming you ignore the corruption, scandal, incompetence, and internal ethics investigations before she even arrived. Celeste Guap is the teen daughter of a police dispatcher who also hooked on the side because Skecher's don't pay for themselves. Celeste's name started to appear in IAD reports when the department was investigating the suicide of an Oakland...read more

Caroline Wozniacki Cleavy Treats And Shit Around The Web

Caroline Wozniacki one of those rare world class female athletes that could also be some kind of model. That's probably sexist. Though not as sexist as wanting to bang her in her tennis skirt while calling women's professional sports a sad hoax.read more

ESPY's Righting the PC Ship

The ESPY's switched things up this year by naming somebody courageous to be the recipient of the Arthur Ashe Courage Award. Zaevion Dobson was a Tennessee high school football player who threw himself on top of three girls during a drive by gang shooting, taking the bullets and saving their lives. Seems reasonably brave.read more

Juli Proven in A Bikini

This chick is from Colombia. She changed her sir name to something vaguely Anglo-Saxon and finished somewhere near the top of Maxim's Hometown Hotties search back in the day before Maxim did galleries of dudes next to McLaren's and dared you not to get hard.read more

Blake Lively Slips in the Inevitable

In between making babies with Ryan Reynolds, the dream of every woman with a uterus and a channel to get Reynolds sperm therein, Blake Lively is making movies the studio won't let critics review until immediately prior to release. That's akin to posting blurry selfies on a dating site. Attractive people somehow find working cameras.read more

Michael Jackson's Porn Collection Wasn't Like Yours

A 2003 Santa Barbara County Sheriff's report list the contents of all the porn and poppers collected at the Neverland Ranch in their initial raid surrounding the eventual criminal case against Michael Jackson for grooming and playing naked gin rummy with prepubescent boys at his estate through the years.read more

Kesha Has Arrived

Kesha accused music producer Dr. Luke of raping her with the indisputable evidence of absolutely zilch. She's now the de facto victim twice over in the eyes of ideologue feminists and Taylor Swift for whom a tossed out rape case just means another man walks free.

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