Kylie Jenner’s New Mom-mobile Is Very Nice

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A few years ago a DJ, Deadmau5, wrapped his 458 Spider in the nyan cat internet meme for the Gumball 3000 and called his car a Purrari. Ferrari quickly sent out a cease and desist letter for embarrassing the... READ MORE

Lays Silva Bikini Potatoes and Crap Around the Web

February 26, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, nude models, and more! READ MORE

The Cost To Commit To Gwyneth’s Goop Cult

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow is lucky she isn’t from Salem and this isn’t the 1600s. The woman is obviously a witch. She magically switches careers from actress to full-time social media influencer and somehow pretends it’s a promotion. If you look... READ MORE

Heather Locklear Arrested, Has Still Got It

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ninety-four-year-old actress Heather Locklear turned many of you into men, but most likely turned the majority of your father’s into men. My dad certainly would go on about her, which is super gross. The Melrose Place and Spin City... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

February 26, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This was another great weekend for strong, independent, naked women in Hollywood. See Holly Hunter nude in Here and Now, Liv Lisa Fries and Sara Serraiocco in Counterpart, Jeany Spark in Collateral, and multiple tits out chicks in critical... READ MORE

Steve Wilkos Earns Dumb DUI

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The Steve Wilkos show is pretty stupid and he is arguably getting exactly what he deserves with a DUI. I’m not a fan of this man. He inconvenienced an entire nation by discouraging non-contributing couch potatoes to find careers... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Dating Outside The Box And Eating It

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

“I wish I was able to penetrate you properly but my penis is made from plastic” can probably be heard from any room Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson share. The two are headed in the direction of becoming a... READ MORE

Wormtail Goes Topless On Instagram

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Voldemort’s number one henchman Wormtail made a surprise appearance at the Athena Film Festival to bestow J.J. Abrams the Leading Man Award during a special event. Wormtail sported his frumpy best from the “Egg Shape” collection at JoS. A.... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner Chose Daughter’s Name For Makeup Line

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You guys know that we always try to find the good in shameless fame ho pieces of garbage on here, but I truly can’t even joke about the new low that to which Kylie Jenner has taken her Insta... READ MORE

Minnie Driver Secretly Going For Matt Damon’s Jugular

February 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m hoping Matt Damon could channel his inner Mr. Ripley because Minnie Driver needs an oar to the head a few times until she starts making sense. The same dismissive attitude many chest hair having feminist accuse men of... READ MORE