Kerri Walsh Jennings Digs Deep

It's easy to see Kaepernick as a blowhard sports slacktivist. Until you read Kerri Walsh Jenning's post on Facebook as to why she's boycotting the AVP beach volleyball tour stop in Chicago. read more

Kendall Jenner Raking It

Money isn't the only thing in life, but when it is for you and you make ten million a year with no discernible skills, give yourself a pat on the back. Or braless front because as most men know, if we had tits we'd play with them nonstop. read more

Charlotte McKinney, Wally Pipping Kate Upton

Ever since Kate Upton went absent without pay to clean Verlander's cum off her shoulder, this chick stepped right into the void. Whoever you thought would never be replaced is only ever one step removed from never being heard of again. read more

Tyga Is Funny In A Sad Way

Tyga's Ferrari was repossessed while he had it parked at a car dealership where he was looking at a Bentley. Don't share this information with your racist uncle, it will just encourage him. read more

Female Comedian Sues Katt Williams

Comedian Ashima Franklin used to open for Katt Williams but it turns out he was a total nightmare. I definitely had him pegged for the crossword puzzle single glass of wine with dinner type. Franklin alleges he threw food in her face, and that Williams and two women... read more

Wingsuiter Goes Boom and Weiner Takes a Dump in The Last Men on Earth Podcast #58

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I delve deep into Anthony Weiner's hungry hungry hippo, wonder aloud who might be trying to stop women from parading topless, I get to share my most intimate Lenny Dyktra moment never before revealed, we laugh at dead... read more

Chris Brown Defenders Lining Up Against the Bitch Who Set Him Up

From the moment word went out that some bitch set up Chris Brown on weapons charges, the Chris Brown army of defenders snapped into action. Those defenders being primarily women who wish Brown had punched them in the maw instead of that stupid whore Rihanna. That's... read more

Izabel Goulart Lingeries On The Runway And Shit Around The Web

Izabel Goulart looks hot as fuck in lingerie during a fashion show. She's DTF, provided you've got a clean driving record and a substantial nest egg. Otherwise just tug one out like the next shlump in line. read more

Sara Jean Underwood Gone Fishing

"What has she got that I don't have?" is the first misinformed step in a journey of disappointment for so many women. Men will commit themselves as far as an overpriced pair of sneakers believing there's little separating them from Durant. read more

CJ Franco in A Bikini

Experience along informs me that this chick is self-described as an actress, model, and dancer. She's also the twenty-something with the killer body Kate Beckinsale's husband Len Wiseman traded his wife in for. read more

Somebody Got the Bad Sperm

Here's some advice just for the ladies. Look into the eyes of the man fucking a baby into you. Will your kid be kind and intuitive and genial, or will he be the Krueger offspring of a nun raped by a thousand maniacs? At least make an educated guess at the moment he tells... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Has the Life

Whatever Brazilian models lack in terms of formal education, they make up for with instinct and loose leaf pamphlets they pass around discreetly to one another with tips on making it in America and Europe. It's like a Shawshank for super wealthy women with long tanned... read more