Kanye West Burns Through Furniture

Kanye West is clearly a gay guy, based on how he has many gay tendencies and zero straight tendencies. This likely also explains why he's so angry despite the fortunate circumstances. read more

Which Therapy Horse Has Chosen Weiner?

Details have emerged as to Anthony Weiner's thirty-five day, $25,000 cyber sex therapy program. To his dismay it's not one of those scared straight programs where they try and fuck all the cum out of you. Also, lots of drum circles. read more

Cara Delevingne Has Proof of Non-Bloating

Rich British models have to put up with a ton of shit. Nothing immediately comes to mind, but suffice it to say, there's a list. read more

Foreign Models Call the Election

There are no more prescient pollsters in this world than hungry vaguely international models. They can read the prevailing winds like Frank Luntz with a magical vagina. Does that dude have real money or is that Lambo rented? Will ten thousand drachma pay my rent? Why is... read more

Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Break

For all the institutionalized griping over being a working mom, this Brazilian chick makes it look pretty easy. She's got the requisite two or three offspring with a handsome man to whom she's not really married. read more

Trump Lookalike Seems To Be Having Fun

Alison Jackson actually makes a decent living as an artist so you must give her some deference to rank commercialism. If you're going to spend dollars doctoring up a Trump lookalike and a reasonable set, you're not going to satirically homage Trump giving a speech on... read more

Gigi Hadid Has Some Hot Legs And Shit Around The Web

Gigi Hadid has better legs than her sister Bella and her face has expression too. If that's your thing. I could go either way. Uninterrupted mannequin gaze is underrated on the fairer sex. read more

Tara Reid Proudly Fading Away

Tara Reid had her shot at burning out. She's defaulted into fade away. About a pound a week. The woman locked up on a leash in a cargo container in Carolina came out looking ruddier after two months in storage. read more

Body Shaming Goes Criminal

The former Playboy model who snapped a photo of an older naked woman at her gym and "accidentally" shared it publicly with a catty tagline will face criminal charges from the L.A. city attorney. Mike Feuer cited violation of a law he essentially invented to announce... read more

Robert Durst Back In Hollywood

Robert Durst is perhaps the biggest casualty of the attention seeking reality TV scrub demographic, including the multitudes of dead people found face down daily in Van Nuys motels. read more

Mariah Carey Worth Six Million Per Year

Mariah Carey's rejected prenup from James Packer seems increasingly devoid of humanity. It appears she was attempting to lease out her rejuvenated vagina and he's basically Lex Luther. read more

Blind Cosby Rape and Ashley Graham Fat Support on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #66

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we discuss Bud Light discontinuing their Amy Schumer feminism commercials, Bill Cosby's rape exception defense, the very meaning and lack of meaning of "fuckboys", wonder who the fuck would fuck Mariah Carey, or not fuck her for... read more