Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Bring Old Testament Realness To Met Gala

May 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been dead on the inside and outside for a decade now, but that didn't stop them from resurrecting themselves for last night's Catholic imagery-themed Met Gala - where they brought Old Testimate fire and... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Probably The Dumbest Blonde On The Planet

May 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson has sure made it far for someone who has skated through life on her looks and the size of her boobs. She’s special. Like the same kids that came to elementary school an hour later on a... READ MORE

Nikki Mudarris Flaparris Babearris and Crap Around the Web

May 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kicking off the week, we've got Toni Garrn's nipple in GQ, Emily Seller showing off her bush, and all the boob tube nudes you can handle! READ MORE

Farrah Abraham’s Ass Is Falling Off Beach Pics

May 7, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

@hotmiamistyles @tmz #Fiji A post shared by Farrah Abraham (@farrah__abraham) on May 6, 2018 at 5:12pm PDT   #TFW you’ve had so much hot glue shot into your ass that it begins to buckle under its own weight and... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits, Butt, And Vag Roundup

May 7, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  There are at least four reasons to watch Billions, and they come in the form of naked hos Alyx Libby, Anna Tyson, Katelyn Pearce, and Valery Lessard. The important and woke Dear White People is teaching everyone a valuable lesson… in... READ MORE

Jersey Shore Boardwalk Bully Beating Women

May 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Any “live” feature on social media will remove the ability to plead the fifth. There’s no editing that can be done to make yourself look less of a villain when you’re offering strangers the original one-take copy.  Anyone from... READ MORE

Kevin Hart’s Sex Tape Extortionist Charged

May 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kevin Hart had the reincarnation of Judas Iscariot right at his dinner table and was completely unaware. His best bud, Jonathan Todd Jackson, has been charged with attempted extortion. Some men really need to stop letting their friends be... READ MORE

Khloé Kardashian – Cleveland C*cks, Cleveland C*cks, Cleveland C*cks, Cleveland C*cks

May 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beast Kardashian is proving to have even less respect for herself than we have for her by sticking by her cheating baby daddy Tristan Thompson even though it means getting stripper HIV and having to travel to Cleveland -... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Kylie Jenner Big Gross Butt In This Pic

May 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anatomically speaking the Jenndashians have more in common with a snowman than with a human being, and Kylie Jenner shows off her Frosty the Ho-man realness in a series of new Insta vaca pics. While we all know that... READ MORE

Martin Scorsese Says Film Isn’t Your Cheap Thrill

May 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Giving idiots a soap box to stand on and speak is ruining everything. The soap box today that these idiots disguised as “critics” stand on happens to be cinema rating websites. Martin Scorsese is speaking out against the Rotten... READ MORE