Bethenny Frankel Stalked by Ex-Husband

Men and women are very different. Except at the top end of the hotly ambitious success scale where they are both sharks who want power and money and to fuck around with people for their own amusement and orgasms. read more

LeBron James Grows A Pair

Someone should inform LeBron James that what he's doing isn't all that serious or important. There's a lot of money involved, but stop acting like you're on House of Cards. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 30: Mr. Skin at the AVN Awards – Part 2

Welcome to part two of Mr. Skin’s skinsational AVN Awards show podcast! read more

Khloe Kardashian's Revenge Body Seems Flawed

Khloe Kardashian is hostinga series on E!where she gets a new great big fat woman to talk about herstruggles every week and then gives them a makeover and some personal training sessions which they will cease using after filming wraps. read more

Affleck Not Directing Batman

Ben Affleck has removed himself from the director role on the next installment of the Batman movie series which will never stop being re-booted. Protest that at airports. The timing of the release is based upon a decent number of people forgetting how shitty the last... read more

Jessica Harris Miami One Nighter And Shit Around The Web

Scott Disickditches Kardashian family vacay to go bone this model chick in Florida. She has a name. But he already forgot it so why should we remember? He seems like the smartest man in that whole shitty genre and he's a louse. read more

Babies Aren't Just For Women Anymore

The British Medical Association, presumably all well intentioned and well educated people who smell like baking soda and potatoes, have issued guidelines stating that the term 'expectant mother' is exclusionary to non-women who might become pregnant. read more

Miss France Astonishing Victory

WME/IMG bought Miss Universe from Donald Trump last year after a bunch of Spanish language networks refused to air the event after Trump offended Mexican rapists and drug dealers. Spanish language networks particularly relevant since nobody who speaks English has watched... read more

Miles Teller and Emma Watson Put Out

Resting pussy face Miles Teller and UN Ambassador Emma Watson were originally slated to be the leads in La La Land, the white bread throwback musical that is going to win Best Picture at the Oscars this year because affirmative action has a glass ceiling. read more

Ashley Smith Don't Mind the Gap

Everybody's an SI swimsuit model these days. It's like declaring yourself an actor in Los Angeles. There are ten thousand. Ninety-nine hundred are struggling with rent. read more

Kesha Rape Trolling Continues

It's not that Dr. Luke didn't rape Kesha, it's simply that she can't provide any evidence that he did. Also, that bugaboo where she testified under oath that he didn't. Besides that, her case remains strong. read more

Nick Gordon Reminiscing

Nick Gordon took to Instagram to post some photos of his dead sister/girlfriend/wife, Bobbi Kristina Brown. He also threw in some first person conversational pillow talk, in case dead people who you helped kill look at Instagram. read more