Kendall Jenner Now Adidas

The Jenners and Hadids have quietly taken over the sportswear figurehead space formerly owned by athletes. If Lavar Ball is going to keep his kids from being kowtowed by the sneaker companies to the tune of twenty million, these opportunistic whores are moving in. read more

Ashley Graham Denies Losing Weight

Ashley Graham can't win. That's her official line. Unofficially she consumes six times more calories per day than any other model in the business, works out a third as much, and still rakes in millions. Save your tears for real hardships like bombed out Syrian refugees or... read more

Vili Fualaau's Daughter Turns 18 And He Wants Out

Mary Kay Letourneau was groundbreaking in being the first blond lady teacher to fuck her severely underaged male student. Or the first cable news and tabloid era lady to do so. Also, get pregnant. It all seems so pedestrian now. read more

Gwyneth Paltrow 'Successful And Attractive' For Edit

UV victim Gwyneth Paltrow shares her harrowing experiences with fortune and fame in the latest issue of The Edit. The sixty-four-year-old isn't apologizing for the fact that most of the world wants to stuff her full of rose quartz vagina stones and throw her into a river.... read more

Chloe Grace Moretz Appalled By Fat Shaming Snow White

Chloë Grace Moretz is speaking out against the poster for her upcoming blockbuster animated film, Red Shoes & the 7 Dwarfs. The campaign imagines how Snow White would look if she swallowed Lena Dunham... read more

Tiger Woods Girlfriend Supportive Shopping

Tiger Woods blond stylist girlfriend Kristin Smith, who looks suspiciously like Woods' ex-wife and nineteen of the one hundred pros he fucked during that same marriage, caused a stir when her response to Woods being arrested for DUI was to go deep retail shopping.  read more

Erin Moran Had Official Cancer

The coroners report officially concluded that Erin Moran died of squamous cell carcinoma, not drugs as Scott Baio and numerous other evil demons like myself jumped to conclude. Simply because a woman roams the streets as a homeless junkie doesn't mean she died of drugs.... read more

Annabelle Wallis Red Carpet Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Busty beauties, heaving Hooters, and much more! read more

Ashley Graham Big Fat Victory and Rolling Stone Dies a PC Death on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #88

On this week's  Last Men on Earth Podcast, we wonder how career suicide might feel if you don't praise Wonder Woman, consider actual suicide as Kathy Griffin's best career option, lament a bit that Rolling Stone is now an intellectually dead magazine, consider how Jamie... read more

Dani Mathers Hiding At Her Moms House

The first rule of hiding is not to tell everybody where you're hiding. The second rule is not to hide at your parent's house. They spent eighteen years molding you into a nude model. They did their fair share. read more

Wonder Woman Banned In Lebanon

Wonder Woman was officially banned in Lebanon. Prepare to be called sexist by a hot yoga studio klatch in TriBeCa. Lebanon wasn't standing up to the pressure applied by U.S. corporate media beta male executives, more so they simply hate Israelis. read more

Kathy Griffin Lifeless Apology (VIDEO)

After Kathy Griffin's decapitated Trump head photo leaked on TMZ, everybody immediately turned to CNN for their reaction. It's the only place people can think of where Griffin still works.  read more