Janelle Monae Lusts After All Genders

May 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

After almost eight years I’m still trying to figure out why Janelle Monae’s name was featured on Fun.’s We Are Young single but now there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to this mysterious lady of a... READ MORE

Sofia Resing Oaky Goodness and Crap Around the Web

April 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Jessica Simpson's massive mams, Lily Rose Depp's hard nips, Demi Lovato's amazing cleavage, and more! READ MORE

All The Cool Kids Are Killing Themselves

April 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Even at 20 years of age Paris Jackson isn’t free from her teen angst. She’s still participating in activities such as casual lesbianism inspired by Katy Perry and long suicidal walks along the ledges of buildings. It’s rough being... READ MORE

Patton Oswalt Wants Credit For Catching Golden State Killer

April 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Patton Oswalt is about as funny as watching paint dry. No entertainer has done the short end of the stick self-deprecating act better than George Costanza. Although Patton tries he’ll never be as good Jason Alexander’s character at swinging... READ MORE

Future Drug Addict And Dancing With The Stars Redemption Story Mason Ramsey Releases Single

April 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mason Ramsey is the viral yodeling Walmart boy turned desert slut convention performer, and now, after being in the limelight for about three weeks, he has been signed to Atlantic Records as well as released his first single, "Famous."... READ MORE

The Goop Is Adults Only

April 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Thank God we have Gwyneth Paltrow as the end all be all decider on who is officially deemed an adult and who is not. The first Brad she dated saved her from certain doom. Harvey Weinstein was going to... READ MORE

Blind Item: Old Hollywood Actress Teen Sex House Alum

April 28, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"...At the end of Judy’s performance, Clark Gable went up to the 14-year-old and kissed her. She looked over to Louis B. Mayer, who had his arms outstretched, and Judy ran over and climbed into the mogul’s lap. After... READ MORE

SJP Sued For Sneaky Underhanded Behavior

April 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker is starting to come off as those celebrities who pose with terminally ill children for publicity then call for someone to get the little shit away from them as soon as the cameras are gone. Kim... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Taco Flavored Kisses and Crap Around the Web

April 27, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links, Rita Ora admits she likes men pleasuring themselves to her, The Hadid Sisters put their sister to the test, and a look at Sense8's best nudity! READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Loses Childhood Home In Bank Battle

April 27, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is probably not as loaded as you assumed. So that ballpark figure of the sum of her funds being at least enough to rent a room in her mother’s humble abode when she’s done couch surfing strange... READ MORE