Weiner On Ice for Next 21 Months

Former Congressman and husband to Hillary Clinton's asexual lesbian confidant, Anthony Weiner, cried before the judge who sentenced him to 21-months hard time for sexting his junk and rape fantasies to a 15-year old girl in the Carolinas.  read more

Audrina Patridge Proceeds With Filing For Divorce And Protection Order

Divorce is complicated and sad. And it only gets worse when your soon to be ex-wife is trying her hardest to kick you out of your home like the parents of a newly turned eighteen-year-old who talks back too much. read more

First Pictures Of Five Months Pregnant Kylie Jenner Show A House

The most successful reality stars identified with Scheherazade from a young age and thought "It's good, but I can do it super slutty." And Kylie Jenner has. The sassy starlet was running low on stories - if her poor ratings for Life of Kylie were any indication - so she... read more

Billy Bush's Wife Tosses 20 Years Of Marriage Into The Bushes

Most politicians can get caught with their private parts in another woman that’s not their wife and still deny all wrong doing. If you’re one of the unlucky ones to get caught simply state “define sexual relations.” read more

Jerry Jones Takes a Knee (VIDEO)

If you've never been to a civil rights protest conducted by millionaires, you're really missing out.  read more

Hailey Baldwin Leather and Lace and Shit Around the Web

  Beachin' bikini bodies, slow motion bikini jumping, and more! read more

Lena Dunham Victim Of Fertility Industrial Complex For Kylie Jenner

Lena Dunham revealed on Twitter that her friends all have busted vaginas, which isn't too surprising considering I assume all her friends had their lady parts replaced with Coexist bumper stickers to protest the thing during the thing. The most feminist Ziggy impersonator... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow Warns People Not To Fuck With Her

One thing you can say abut Gwyneth Paltrow, she's got moxie. Or that other word for moxie, conceited. She does not lack confidence. read more

Taylor Swift Sued For Swiping Song Lyrics

Taylor has been trademarking phrases for merch to make herself that much richer. Karma came back and now the legal battle of who can be more petty, singer or songwriter, has begun.  read more

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed Dumb Couple Damage Control

Unattractive smart people are many times more self-aware than attractive dumb people. The former realize they need to go to school, achieve, and own a foreign car if they want to get laid. read more

Gigantic Monster Post-Baby Body

Fe-fi-fo-fum to you too. While everyone is focusing on Kris and Kylie Jenner's baby, let's turn to new mother and sassy starlet Serena Williams' hot new Insta post-baby snap as a brief distraction. And by hot I mean she could actually be Troy Polamalu. Except he would be... read more

Rachel Bilson Broke Up With Hayden Christensen

10 years is a long time to be with anyone. I have been barely able to commit to cell phone contracts for the required two years without boredom seeping in and wondering what was next after only six months. read more