People say that Lana Del Rey is too pouty and quiet but consider this: fuck those people. Lana Del Rey is awesome. She’s hot, she writes all her own songs, and she didn’t just copy someone else or rely on gimmicks like that jackass Lady Gaga. Not only that but she seems like the kind of girl that we’ll eventually see naked, and that’s a trait I really admire in girls.
NOTE: There are still plans to re-release her first album, ‘Lana Del Ray A.K.A. Lizzy Grant’, this summer. Which is smart because ‘Little Girls’ (aka ‘Put Me In A Movie’) and ‘Mermaid Motel’ are awesome. image of Lana smiling and posing with fans yesterday in London = inf and bauer griffin
Amanda Bynes is in a lot of internet trouble today because she ran her car up on a curb and sidewalk last night while driving from one bar (Chateau Marmont) to another (Greystone Manor) but people need to get of her back. She was covering her face with a jacket, texting, and maybe even drunk (again). Do you have any idea how hard it is to drive like that? She’s not a Jedi for fucks sake.
Madonnas ‘MDNA’ was only released a week ago, and yet last night Amazon dropped the price to just $5. For the entire album. And they didn’t do it to be nice. They had to, because as you may have heard, no one is buying this piece of shit.
Madonna’s “MDNA” album is dead. It’s really quite amazing. Amazon.com has dropped the price of downloading “MDNA” to five dollars. On iTunes, the only version of the album on the chart is the explicit one, selling for $14.99. It’s at number 49 on their chart.
The amazon.com situation is much worse. As a physical CD, “MDNA” is just gone. (Updated) The actual deluxe CD, has fallen to number 16. It’s the only one of the many versions of “MDNA” that’s selling at all. This is the second week of release. The clean version download — for $5 — is at #733. The dirty one, so to speak, is around 500. “MDNA” is just…gone. It’s a total sales collapse.
This really is delightful because Madonna is a complete bitch who’s only talent is to leach off the actual talent of others. The only way I’d spend $5 dollars on Madonna would be if I was buying a roll of quarters before I punched her.
It’s nothing short of stunning to see that Rachel Bilson is still with Hayden Christensen, because she’s one of the hottest girls in Hollywood, and he’s a whiny jackass. And yet here they are on a beach in Barbados today. Take my word on it. You can only barely see him because I cropped him out. Too bad there’s not a way to do this with his movies.
To recap: a woman named Marisa Dugas filed charges against Lindsay Lohan on Saturday for assaulting her at a bar in the Standard Hotel. As always, Lindsay denied everything, saying she was never in a fight, that she never even left her house that night, and vowing to sue because these baseless lies could damage all the good she’s done to fix her reputation.
A man who worked at the Standard Hotel the night Lindsay Lohan allegedly attacked a woman claims he saw Lindsay there, and even broke up the fight.
I can’t help but notice that this is the exact opposite of what Lindsay said.
…he saw Lindsay sitting with a group of people.
He says Marisa sat down near them and began speaking with one of the guys … (Lindsays friends) started throwing ice at her … a scuffle erupted. He says Lindsay was part of the scuffle and he broke it up.
The guy says the woman was escorted out of the club, where she cried hysterically and then said Lindsay hurt her.
There are no pictures that have surfaced of Lindsay at the Standard Thursday night, but the man says there is a surveillance video showing the back of the hotel, where Lindsay pulled in and later left.
So. Lindsay Lohan is probably lying. Which is like the 8,000th time I’ve written that. At this point everyone who works in any kind of entertainment media should have that phrase engraved onto something so they can just set it next to their monitor.
Hayden Panettiere played some tennis and basketball, all while in a bikini, yesterday in Hawaii with her boyfriend, New York Jets wide receiver Scotty McKnight, who I’ve never heard of so I assume sucks.
She actually looks really good here, and is amazingly photogenic considering she’s moving around and sweating and panting. Between that and her acting ability she should totally go into porn.
Miley Cyrus went to a pilates class in West Hollywood yesterday, and it’s a good thing she was workin her hips and shakin her ass in those Olivia Newton John pants because when the fuck did her shoulders get so big. It’s looks like Phil Jackson in drag. Or Kevin McHale. Or Frankenstein.
E! says that things are all but official and Britney Spears is set to be a judge alongside Simon Cowell and LA Reid on season two of ‘the X factor’, when she’ll become the highest paid judge on television at $15,000,000 a season.
Britneys former agent-current fiancé Jason Trawick set the deal up, and now he’ll also be a producer on the show. Though they probably should have hired him as a producer first and then gone after Britney. I bet he wouldn’t have thought 15 million a year was such a good idea then.
“Both camps were back and forth on the money but now they have finally come to agreement on the fee. That was the big sticking point and now, thankfully, it’s been sorted. All they need to do now is work out the smaller points. The fact the money is now set, means that there is nothing stopping this from becoming a reality.”
This will be a huge step up from what they were paying Paula Abdul last year. Because she’s borderline retarded, and they could just pay her with blank strips of paper with an X on it that they called “Paula Dollars”.
The - internet - is - going apeshit today with the release of a new promo picture of Anne Hathaway and Anne Hathaways ass in her full Catwoman outfit from the ‘Dark Knight Rises’.
“Oh, please, don’t anyone mind me, I’m just the star of the god damn movie,” said Batman, who also had a new promo picture released. “You guys need to grow the hell up,” Bane added.
Rihanna is down in Australia this week for the premiere of ‘Battleship’, and tonight she went to dinner wearing what looks like a trench coat and heels and nothing else. And yet only one guy asked her for an autograph. A few other guys asked if she was a cop, and how much for the whole night, baby.
Not only is Oregon beautiful, but they have a lot of other cool shit too, like Nike, college footballs hottest cheerleaders and coolest helmets, kick ass weed, um, the I-5 killer (I ran out of things to name), but on top of all that, now ‘the Simpsons’ creator Matt Groening tells Smithsonian Magazine that it’s the official home of Homer Simpson too.
SMITHSONIAN: OK, why do the Simpsons live in a town called Springfield? Isn’t that a little generic? GROENING: Springfield was named after Springfield, Oregon. The only reason is that when I was a kid, the TV show “Father Knows Best” took place in the town of Springfield, and I was thrilled because I imagined that it was the town next to Portland, my hometown. When I grew up, I realized it was just a fictitious name. I also figured out that Springfield was one of the most common names for a city in the U.S. In anticipation of the success of the show, I thought, “This will be cool; everyone will think it’s their Springfield.” And they do.
Keep in mind that this means it’s also the home of Shelbyville, which was founded as a haven for people who wanted to have sex with their cousins, so don’t get too full of yourself, Oregon. You perverts are on a short leash.
As you may remember, Whitney Houston believed that the children are our future, and she wanted everyone to teach them well and let them lead the way. And clearly she did that, because the National Enquirer has a new exclusive video showing Whitneys daughter Bobbi Kristina as she leads the way to the bottom of a dime bag, and doing it with a real sense of pride!
A shocking new video shows Bobbi Kristina smoking marijuana from a three-foot-tall bong, inhaling the swirling pot smoke so deeply that she nearly collapses in a coughing fit!
Whitney’s 19-year-old daughter was partying with friends who attend college in Statesboro, Georgia in March 2011 and in the disturbing video her knowledgeable use of the bong is evident.
On the plus side Bobbi Kristina appears to have a lovely voice.
