Chris Christie, the fatty fatty boom batty governor of New Jersey, revealed that he got lap band surgery in February. Christie became a national figure after his speech at the GOP convention in 2012 and then his able handling... READ MORE

In case you pregnant ladies out there were wondering which celebrity moms you could turn to for advice after you give birth, you can go ahead and cross former Miss USA and Playboy Playmate Shanna Moakler of that list.... READ MORE

Rihanna won’t stay single for long. Not just because she’s got money and loves to get high and have sex, well, mostly that. That is kind of perfect. Also because she’s got that dumb addiction thing going on with... READ MORE

Ever since Kim Kardashian spread her way into the A-list social circle of Kanye West and Jay Z, it has been rumored that Beyoncé wants nothing to do with her. The reason, of course, would be that Beyoncé is... READ MORE

When I see Katie Holmes boobs, I can’t help but think of Tom Cruise not wanting to touch them, In a game of I Never, Tom Cruise would not have to drink when somebody said I’ve Never touched Katie... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner is finally earning proper for the family. I don’t care if you’re selling Cutco knives or Amway or running Social Security, every pyramid scheme relies on the earners of today. Someday, those bastard kids the older Kardashian... READ MORE

I don’t claim to be the master of much. Not a chess master or a Zen master, I haven’t even come close to mastering English and it’s my only language. But I had thought I was a master when... READ MORE

How embarrassed are you as a kid when your mom exposes herself at the park? I know it was the shame of my childhood. When dad joined in, I had to abandon public play areas altogether. So imagine how... READ MORE

To thank all of you who’ve stuck with us through the transition, our bevy of new readers, and even those people who stayed behind just to kvetch (you remind me so much of my parents), here’s some free porn.... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens mom wasn’t even born when the Rolling Stones started performing. That might not really explain why her skirt fell down on the way into the Staples Center to see the Rolling Stones perform. Honestly, I just wanted... READ MORE