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Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj Fight Boring

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Two hotheaded women with fantastically large fake tits going at it sounds like the makings of an amazing night of entertainment. But it’s not. It’s Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey feuding in the media. These two walking make-up kits... READ MORE

Ke$ha Writes Songs With Her Tits Now

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Whether she’s whoring it up with ghosts or writing songs about her vagina with her mom, Ke$ha is never short of hilariously unique and edgy stories to tell reporters and talk show hosts. And, of course, by hilarious and... READ MORE

Do You Know My Name? Yep, It’s Guilty

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Reese Witherspoon pled no contest today in Atlanta to charges of being a completely annoying bitch at the scene of her husband’s crime. We can say ‘crime’ because Jim Toth pled guilty to DUI at the same time. Which... READ MORE

Kevin Clash Gets An Emmy Nod For Fingerbanging… A Puppet

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Clash, the dirty perv that used to perform Elmo, has been nominated for a daytime Emmy. You’ll recall that last year the legendary puppeteer quit Sesame Street after it came out that he had been fisting more than... READ MORE

Kellie Pickler Has a Nice Ass, But, Sadly, No Genitalia

May 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure how exactly they’re marketed to women, but I’m pretty sure the entire point of yoga pants are so that ladies can flash the outline of their vaginas in public without being arrested. It’s sort of genius,... READ MORE

Helen Flanagan…That Is All

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Granted she’s never done anything in the U.S., and I hadn’t heard of her till today, but I was never a fan of Helen Flanagan, and now I am for some reason.  Ha! Funny how things happen sometimes. READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Finger Biting Behind the Scenes

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Wow, she’s even got the finger biting thing going on now. She’s in Elle. It’s official, Miley Cyrus is a grown up model. And a self-described singer. I think she’s supposed to be married soon too to the brother... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Sign Up For Rehab

May 2, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is continuing her crawl to jail and/or death by intentionally violating the terms of her plea deal. The judge in one of her many criminal fuck ups ordered her to go to a rehab facility called The... READ MORE

Backdoor Teen Mom Better Have Backdoor Sex

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Photo credit: Splash/Vivid Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with James Deen is officially titled “Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom.” I wasn’t going to watch the tape because I prefer my porn stars who handled their teen pregnancies the way their... READ MORE

Katy Perry’s Boobs Ought to Be Enough

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every time I see a girl that John Mayer nailed, all I can think of is John Mayer in a sombrero and a smug smile banging them silly. I don’t really think this way about anybody else. Maybe it’s... READ MORE

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