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Lil Wayne Is Terrible At Apologies

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Back in February, rapper Lil Wayne, AKA Dwayne Michael Carter Jr., made an appearance on Future‘s song, “Karate Chop” – heard here with excellent Twerking visual – and he pissed a lot of people off when he included this... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart Is The Best-Dressed Woman

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Robert Pattinson showed the world that he’s too lazy to sleep with any one of the millions of women who would let him stick it anywhere, when he showed up to Coachella holding Kristen Stewart‘s hand. And as usual,... READ MORE

Chris Kelly Of Kris Kross Dead At 34

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Three months ago, former child rappers Chris Kelly and Chris Smith decided to cash in on America’s love of remembering the 90s by reuniting as Kris Kross for the So So Def 20th Anniversary show in Atlanta. Whether or... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes Enters the Naked Stage of Crazy

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every celebrity chick meltdown eventually gets down to the naked stage of crazy. It’s invariably after the stage where the girl threatens to sue everybody’s ass over lies, disowns her family, and starts shaving her head. In fact, that’s... READ MORE

Nicole Richie Gets Candid, You Get Educated

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, then you too have been wondering how the hell you can get a little more Nicole Richie in your life. Our wait is over, my friend. #CandidlyNicole is here. The web show based on the... READ MORE

Don’t Go Gay Until You Call Lance

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jason Collins is the latest celebrity to call upon the gay wisdom of Lance Bass before coming out to the public. If you’re even thinking about switching teams, don’t make a move until you talk to Lance. Got cock... READ MORE

Who Wouldn’t Want Tremendous Amounts of Sex? (VIDEO)

May 2, 2013 | video | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This only confirms my forever suspicion that hockey players get more tail than any other people on the planet. Local sports reporter Susannah Collins was probably flustered from having sex with three Blackhawks players just before her on-air word... READ MORE

Beyonce Dabs with Red Toilet Paper

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Beyonce is going on a world tour. Apparently, there are teenaged girls and gay men in places outside the U.S.. But she’s not going without a list of demands, as evidenced in her tour contract rider, that little addendum... READ MORE

Ground Turkey Is Full Of Shit

May 2, 2013 | News | editor| 0 Comments

A Consumer Reports study of ground turkey found that over half of it is contaminated with shit. Like, poop shit. 90% of the meat also contained salmonella, Staphylococcus aureus, E. coli, enterococcus bacteria. Yum. This only applies to ground... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Is All Grown Up

May 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t stop the kids from growing up. It seems like just yesterday I was lying about never masturbating while watching Hannah Montana. And, now, little Hannah is all grown up into a mature semi-spastic girl in leather. I... READ MORE

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