I’m guessing when a girl goes out without a bra on, she gives herself a last check in the mirror to see how her tits look and if anything’s showing that shouldn’t be. I’m guessing this happens about 100%... READ MORE

Kate Upton is an insanely gorgeous supermodel with awesome tits, she also apparently has an awesome sense of humor, and let Ken Jeong (Leslie Chow from the Hangover) follow her around videotaping himself photobombing her GQ photoshoot a couple... READ MORE

Anne Frank makes everybody stupid. including Gail Horalek, some uptight PTA bitch in Michigan who decided that Anne’s diary is too pornographic for her precious little snow flake. You’ll recall from being half asleep in  high school English class that Anne... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston has a million things she wants to tell you about how to stay good looking into your middle years. It mostly involves holistic medicines, Asian aromatherapies, and never letting that bitch cunt Angelina Jolie ruin your wedding... READ MORE

If Kendall and Kylie are the school dropout teen trollops, Kim is the centerpiece attention whore, and Khloe the frightening consumer of planets, where does that leave Kourtney? She’s tried to get attention by getting knocked up by a... READ MORE

Captain America: The Winter Soldier is currently filming in Los Angeles, and these new set photos show Chris Evans picking on a nerdy bald guy while Scarlett Johansson stands behind him, using her super power of looking fantastic with... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is asking for charitable donations to a Chicago hospital’s neonatal intensive car unit in the place of lavish gifts for her upcoming bastard baby. In a side agreement, Kim asked only that the hospital tattoo the name... READ MORE

After Jason Collins came out in an interview with Sports Illustrated this week, it was only a matter of time before an ex or two came forward to play either the “I had no idea” or “I always knew... READ MORE

Lauryn Hill hasn’t recorded a complete solo album since 1998’s critically-acclaimed The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, despite her claims that she’s always writing new music. Basically, she’s like hip hop’s Axl Rose. But now, thanks to Hill’s massive tax... READ MORE

The Kardashian’s are never ones to rise above mediocrity or even to it, but they really knocked it out of the park with Kendall Jenner. Sure, she’s only 17, but she’s a product of her environment, so we can... READ MORE