DSILF, (Disney Star I’d Like To Fuck), Selena Gomez managed to simultaneously sing her shitty song Come ‘n’ Get It and piss off one of the world’s oldest religions when she wore a Hindu bindi during her MTV Movie... READ MORE

It’s hard to find a photo of Irina Shayk where she’s not wet. She’s always some degree of moistness in all her public appearances. I assume she has an assistant with an ionized spray bottle that keeps her personal... READ MORE

If you are planning to visit the lovely capitals of Europe this summer, opt for the chicken. The EU randomly checked beef from all over Europe and found that it contains 5% horse meat. They also found an illegal... READ MORE

If you’re like me, you’re too busy doing man stuff like fixing your car with a mallet and playing tackle football without pads and making love to many people online you believe to be women to have time to... READ MORE

It is an undebatable fact that Allison Brie is incredibly gorgeous. She also knows there is absolutely nothing more attractive to a man than still photos in a magazine. So she was nice enough to take some and threw... READ MORE

Last night Amanda Bynes posted a video on Twitter with the caption “I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight” What the fuck does this girl even do when she goes out, perform... READ MORE

I was going to write about Kat Von D and how I used to think she was cool until she tattooed Jesse James on her body, then lasered him off, because she’s an idiot, and getting tattoos of every... READ MORE

The pleasure of taking an angry self-indulged Canadian midget into your castle keep may only last for but a few seconds, but the shame face lingers on indefinitely. Look to the horizon, Selena. You’ll get past this. Photo Credit:... READ MORE

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On April 23, MTV will debut the new reality series, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, which is about a girl built from elk bones and vanilla pudding who grows up to convince people that she’s an edgy and in-your-face... READ MORE