We’ve come to a point where we shouldn’t be shocked at the mind-numbingly stupid things that teenagers do, but here we are, staring at a video of a girl snorting a condom through one nostril and pulling it out... READ MORE

After 31-years of marriage, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have presumably split up, as the matriarch has moved into the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to TMZ. Ozzy, on the other hand, is renting a house close to her hotel, which... READ MORE

If a dude shot this peekaboo bikini stalker video of Kendall Jenner, we’d convene a meeting of the HOA to figure out how to drive him out of town. But it’s far more sinister than that. It’s Kim Kardashian... READ MORE

Though some of you will shed tears of nostalgia, or just tears related to the side-effects of your medication, it’s time to pay somebody $666 for their artistic endeavors. So, vote for your favorite banner as designed by one... READ MORE

Last week I had no idea what Lauren Stoner did. Thanks to a barrage (three) emails from her fans, it turns out Lauren was a very valuable cast member of The Spin Crowd, the short-lived Kim Kardashian produced reality... READ MORE

Contrary to popular opinion, hot girls aren’t swarming around gay men in Hollywood. Closeted gay actors, for sure. They’ve got supermodels hanging on their arms and telling tales of insatiable hetero appetites. But an openly gay channel like Logo... READ MORE

The MTV Movie Awards that nobody watched had a “tense” moment when Parks And Recreation Star Aubrey Plaza tried to take an award from Will Ferrell. She had the name of her latest movie, The To Do List, written... READ MORE

I shop at Ralph’s too, just like Britney Spears. They’ve got the best cupcakes, 12 for $3 with your club card. Seeing Britney at Ralph’s made me think of country baked ham. Which is also on sale this week... READ MORE

Ireland Baldwin is still seventeen but now a professional model with a surfer boyfriend named Slater Trout. That may be his real name, but it’s also the name you’d give the surfer character in your porn movie. Ergo, he’s... READ MORE

Every year Paris Hilton shows up to Coachella with a new boyfriend. Yes, I know I said that about Kate Bosworth, but it’s also true for Paris Hilton. Also the part about the drugs and the fucking. But Paris... READ MORE