Now that Kate Upton has tainted her fairy tale princess taint with Diddy, it’s time to start thinking about what comes next. I nominate Nina Agdal. She was runner up to Kate for the highly coveted and highly airbrushed... READ MORE

The 2013 Masters Tournament begins today, which means that it’s time for people to start talking about Tiger Woods like he’s the world’s greatest athlete while his ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has sex with her 53-year old billionaire boyfriend on... READ MORE

Porn stars don’t age so gracefully. Arthritis and dementia set in early. That might explain Jenna Jameson’s downward spiral to the point of beating her chick-with-a-dick assistant with the Steve Jobs four-finger grill buster. There’s no excuse to hit a woman,... READ MORE

Suddenly, Miranda Kerr is a ‘difficult’ model. Which is surprising, because most supermodels are really down to earth, low maintenance, always thinking of others needs first kind of people. Real salt of the earth. Just like most women who grew... READ MORE

The anticipation of what celebrities the Howe Twins are going to nail in Hollywood and then brag about in the tabloids is killing me. It’s impossible to narrow down the list of actors and athletes and musicians who will... READ MORE

Malware and virus attacks are on the rise on porn sites, says a British researcher. Apparently, the amount of malware and other nasty bugs has increased exponentially on some of the world’s most popular spank websites like Pornhub and... READ MORE

Diddy and Kate Upton are dating. The only way I can begin to fathom this information is to remind myself that models are dumb, in this case retarded. Kate Upton is the most desired woman in America. She has... READ MORE

Thanks for the over 100 qualified submissions we received for the WWTDD banner contest. We’ve whittled down these very solid entries into five we like the most, all quite different, one somewhat similar to the current banner, for traditionalists.... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland was at the unveiling of the Heart cologne campaign last night held at Dylan’s Candy Bar. She looked great for a pygmy version of Mila Kunis and to make up for the fact that she’s not as... READ MORE

It turns out that the ladies really do prefer a guy with a bigger schlong. A study released in the journal of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, (yes, PNAS, great football school), said that after showing female subjects... READ MORE