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Jill Martin Roundballs in Miami

April 3, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I remember when guys used to complain about female sports reporters. I was one of them. Don’t be a liar, because before you started saying how good looking so and so sideline reporter was, you too used to complain... READ MORE

Ron Jeremy’s Heart Is Strong Enough For His Penis

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Porn legend Ron Jeremy (seen above passing the erection to James Deen at the 2013 XBIZ Awards) had a lot of people scared back in February when he suffered two aortic aneurysms and required surgery. But he was released... READ MORE

As If It Wasn’t Easy Enough For Tom Hardy

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tom Hardy is currently in New York City filming Animal Rescue, which sounds like a terrible romantic comedy along the lines of This Means War, but don’t worry, fans of Bronson and The Dark Knight Rises. According to the... READ MORE

Magic Johnson Has A Son Who Is Fabulously Gay

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Take it for what it’s worth, but I once heard from a guy who heard from a doctor of a 1980’s NBA Baller who says that it was not so uncommon rumor that Magic Johnson (and Michael Cooper) dabbled... READ MORE

Chris Brown Comes to Justin Bieber’s Defense

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don’t need him and don’t want him, he’ll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don’t want to tell you how I... READ MORE

Madonna in Malawi to Buy More Babies

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Madonna first went to Malawi, The Material Girl agreed to build six schools in exchange for buying one Malawi baby for her display cabinet back home. But then Madonna wanted a second Malawian baby, because you really need... READ MORE

Maria Sharapova Grunts Like a Lady (VIDEO)

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls who play tennis are like girls who play golf, only more muscular and unexpectedly less lesbian. I love to watch the tennis girls grunt and sweat and rally back and forth for ten minutes like one-player Pong at... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Sucks at April Fools

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan Tweeted a funny April Fool’s prank about being pregnant. Of course, she Tweeted on April 2nd. And, no, that’s not some sort of April Fool’s meta-genius. That’s getting a funny idea for a practical joke on April 1... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan Boob Falls Out So She Hides Under a Table

April 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is on the 25th hour of freedom before they take away her booze for 90 days. So she did what any drug-addled girl would do. She flew down to Brazil, let her boob fall out of her... READ MORE

Thanks MTV, Shain Gandee’s Family Can’t Afford Funeral

April 2, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Anyone who has seen Buckwild knows that that Shain Gandee loved him some muddin’. Laugh if you want but there is honestly nothing to do in rural West Virginia other than…well…drink beer, blow stuff up, and drive in the... READ MORE

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