I’ve been quite impressed with a large number of submissions for the new WWTDD banner contest. Some really really cool shit created by a good number of you. With two more days to be entered to win Satan’s Gold,... READ MORE

It’s sad when any young guy who seemingly isn’t such a bad guy dies. Sure, we could blame MTV, but they didn’t invent stupidity, they only foster it, highlight it, and make tons of money from exploiting it. Like... READ MORE

I’m not sure how a while girl gets such an amazing ass. It could be workouts, it could be genetics, it could be the tug of the moons that orbit Jupiter. Ours is not reason why. But, what is... READ MORE

Britney Spears attended Easter services in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana yesterday and she looked awful. To be more accurate, she looked like her mom. On the other hand, little sister and five times divorced Jamie Lynn Spears looked... READ MORE

I guess Katy Perry’s an okay person, if she’s not your henpecking girlfriend with a weird upbringing that taught her not to have sex but to highlight her titties to become famous. I wouldn’t go in there if I... READ MORE

The Joker is going to go ahead and skip Arkham Asylum and go straight to the morgue. Well, maybe. You’ll recall that James Holmes is the murdering sack of shit that killed 13 people and injured 70 others when... READ MORE

Lady Gaga has been wheelchair bound since the weight of being such an unattractive sexy symbol caused her hip to snap. But, no worries, it’s a Louis Vuitton designer wheelchair especially made for her. It comes complete with a... READ MORE

Chris Brown sat down with the folks at the Today show to talk about his relationship to Rhianna. He revealed to Matt Lauer that while in court appointed counseling he learned that beating women to a pulp is not... READ MORE

Of course, I kid. Khloe probably has a monster gash buried beneath her flesh-colored asexual chub-containment Spanx. It’s right below the talking skull and cross bones with the query ‘Ye come seekin’ adventure with salty old pirates, eh?’ tattoo.... READ MORE

Somebody is not handling his parents messy divorce so well. Patrick Schwarzenegger is nineteen, rich, and the male model scion of a famous family. He’s the toast of teen girls discovering their sexuality by way of Tiger Beat celebrity... READ MORE