Taylor Swift is single once again

January 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If for some reason you absolutely have to date Taylor Swift, the smart thing to do is to get in and get out as fast as possible, before she has time to think of words that rhyme with your... READ MORE

Julianne Hough is in a bikini, looks better than ever

January 8, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I’ve never really liked Julianne Hough in the past, because she’s boring and useless and completely ordinary in every way, but she went to St. Barts with her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest this weekend, and this is a really good... READ MORE

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan has bad parents

January 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just like Lindsay has done for the past 5 years, Dina Lohan said yesterday that everything Lindsay has ever done wrong is someone else’s fault, in this case Lindsay’s dad Michael, who, according to Dina, abused and even raped... READ MORE

go f**k yourself Julianne Hough

January 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Julianne Hough (‘Dancing With the Stars’, movies no one saw) has a shocking confession in the new issue of Cosmo, revealing that she was abused as a child, and like so many other heart-wrecnhing tales of abuse, it began... READ MORE

Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

January 4, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in... READ MORE

Jessica Alba in a bikini, before and after having a baby

January 4, 2013 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

That first picture of Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini in Miami is from 2007, you see it all the time, it’s one of the most famous pictures on the internet and has more sentimental value to me... READ MORE

some guy from Twilight pee’d on the carpet at the airport

January 4, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Bronson Pelletier played this guy in the Twilight movies, one of the many characters who turned into big mean dogs. But he wasn’t pissing on the carpet at LAX last week because he thought he was a dog, he... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is an actual prostitute now

January 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In hindsight, to be fair, just because a manager arranges to send a girl on dates with strange men doesn’t mean the girl is a prostitute. They’re sometimes called “escorts” or “sex workers”. Now we know why Lindsay Lohan... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara doesnt hold a grudge

January 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend Nick Loeb seemed to be in a good mood as they walked around Miami yesterday, which is surprising because it was just a few hours after he (allegedly) got thrown out of a New... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow is a good dancer

January 3, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow spent New Years Eve on stage with Jay Z (and her husband Chris Martin) at his concert in Brooklyn, and she’s so separated from real life that this will probably become one of her tips. “Take a... READ MORE