Ashley Greene has red hair now

October 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Remember this episode of ‘the Simpsons’ where it turns out Lisa is really good at gambling on football but thinks it’s wrong so Homer tells her it’s like how ice cream is better with hot fudge and whipped cream... READ MORE

Olga Kuryleno is still amazing, attainable

October 23, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Olga Kurylenko (‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Seven Psychopaths’) spent yesterday in Miami on the beach with her boyfriend Danny Huston, and even though this happened last week too, it still doesn’t make a lick of sense. Not only is she... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohans dad staged an intervention, wants a conservatorship

October 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On Friday, Michael Lohan showed up with Lindsay Lohans “entire team” (which would normally mean her manager, agent, etc. God only knows what it means when dealing with Lohans) for an intervention because Lindsay is getting drunk and high... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson would be a good short yardage back

October 22, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Her fiancé was in the NFL for 6 years, so it’s too bad Jessica Simpson didn’t give birth to a son because that kid would already have a football scholarship by now. Her legs are so muscular it’s insane.... READ MORE

naturally, Lindsay stopped showing up for work again

October 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People don’t just stop being dimwitted cunts overnight, so naturally, Lindsay Lohan is still completely irresponsible and unreliable, even though it’s almost impossible to find even a single producer who will trust her with an acting job at this... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa understands fashion

October 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ever since the first shirt was created back in pirate times, they’ve all had one fatal flaw: when a girl puts one on, it prevents me from seeing her tits. And while we all talk about this problem, Joanna... READ MORE

Tom Hanks said “f**k” on Good Morning America

October 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone thinks Tom Hanks is soooo great and likable, but he showed his true colors on Good Morning America today. After being prompted to do the voice of one of the many characters he plays in ‘Cloud Atlas’ (probably... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio is photogenic

October 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

To recap: Jessica Simpson and physically perfect in every way Alessandra Ambrosio both gave birth 5 months ago, in the first week of May, yet Alessandra already looks like this again, while Jessica looks like the car behind her.... READ MORE

Russell Crowes ‘Noah’ will beat your ass

October 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Just 3 days after his divorce was announced, Russell Crowe got back to work starring in ‘Noah‘, which is filming in New York for some reason. It’s directed by the great Darren Aronofsky, so don’t expect a traditional take... READ MORE

Uma Thurman gave a dumb name to the baby she almost killed

October 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A few weeks ago, Uma Thurman was leaving an office with her new baby girl (born July 15th), but before going down some stairs, she was covered in a tarp. Because nothing bad could happen while you’re blindly walking... READ MORE