Hayden Panettiere can afford to be cocky. When you’re a midget and the entire male world wants to bang the snot out of you, you’re doing well for yourself. She’s also now engaged to Vladimir Klitschko who may or... READ MORE

People often generalize that women love shit like Glee, but they ought to clarify that’s women who aren’t horny for hard men who love musicals. I’ll take Walking Dead, thank you very manly. Anyhow, 30-year old singing show star... READ MORE

As if things couldn’t get worse for the spitting teen lesbian, police last week made one of the biggest cocaine busts in history outside Vegas, snatching up a truck driver carrying $11 million worth of cocaine wrapped in both Justin... READ MORE

Poor Kelly Brook. On Saturday, the curvy swimsuit model was bummed about not spending Easter with her boyfriend and English rugby star Danny Cipriani, so she posted the above image to her Instagram account. While I have no reason... READ MORE

According to the Sun’s super-secret sources, singer Taylor Swift is trying to snag an invite to one of Prince Harry‘s parties when he makes his potentially-nude return to the U.S. in May. One of Harry’s parties will take place... READ MORE

Actor Jesse Heiman‘s IMDB profile reads like a jock’s wedgie hitlist, with roles like “Nerd”, “Member of the High School Video Club”, “Chubby Young Adult”, “Comic Shop Customer”, “Geek” and “Winking Comic Book Nerd” under his hiked up belt.... READ MORE

The great addiction cliche is that druggies have to hit ‘rock bottom’ before they realize they need to fix their shit. But what about attention whores with dreams of Hollywood stardom? How do they know when they’ve plummeted into... READ MORE

According to TMZ, the 19-year-old singer will likely be facing criminal charges after allegedly spitting on and threatening his neighbor, who recently complained about Bieber’s reckless driving. I hate when the law gets involved too early with these self-destructive celebrity twits.... READ MORE

Rumor has it, this G.I. Joe movie has been sitting in a can for many years now. The release date has seen more bumps than Paris Hilton during a work play vacay in Medellin (that was a fucking reach).... READ MORE

Somewhere, at some time, in some place, somebody decided that eighteen was the age at which we could start talking about how good looking girls are. I mean, there’s a much harder, firmer rule about the whole touching thing,... READ MORE