The Brazil Foundation sorts through stacks of grant proposals from small non-profit groups and “civil society organizations” in order to save the people of Brazil. Once the best of the best are selected, those charities then receive giant bags... READ MORE

When I see a no-win situation, that’s when I like to dive in good. After taking some admittedly deserved shit for calling Ariel Winter a chub-monkey the other day, why not dig into Kendall Jenner and her young woman’s... READ MORE

I’ll admit that the headline would have been a lot better if Ashley Judd had announced that she was running for Senate in 2003, but have you looked at America’s politicians lately? She’s still a 10 compared to most... READ MORE

Let me say this, I’m more gay rights friendly than you. I got gay rights coming out of my ass. I’ve seen Brokeback four times on Blu-Ray. I skip to the fake fishing trips. I go to gay weddings... READ MORE

I was just thinking today, what is it that people really love. I came up with money and Breaking Bad. I can only get you one of those. We’re going to be updating the WordPress formatting on the site... READ MORE

Would you wear a Windows condom? I wouldn’t either. But it’s coming your way. The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has put out word that they want to create the next generation of jimmy hats. They argue that the... READ MORE

My friend sent me an email saying I needed to check out this model named Holly Peers. Now, ‘check out what I just saw’ emails between dudes went away the minute the first guy realized that just because he... READ MORE

Justin Bieber continues his Napoleonic antics by spitting in a neighbor’s face and threatening “I’m gonna fucking kill you.” It seems that the world’s most famous singing lesbian got into an altercation with the guy who lives next door... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is the latest victim in one of the stupidest practical jokes going on in Hollywood — swatting. Some tool cals the cops and says somebody is breaking into a celebrity home and they send the SWAT team... READ MORE

Halle Berry doesn’t have real tits, but she has spectacular tits, which is more important than real. What truly is real in this world? Organic food? It’s grown with shit, literally. Reality TV is entirely fake. The last bout... READ MORE