Back in January, Britney Spears broke off her engagement to Jason Trawick, the only guy who ever kept her within the zone of relative sanity. Now that that’s over, she might be dating this new guy in these photos.... READ MORE

Whenever I see lingerie ads, I assume they’re for women, because other than my Uncle Theo who we found out later in life was ‘Tina’ twice a week at a risque nightclub three counties over, men aren’t buying much... READ MORE

The cardinals of the Roman Catholic Church have locked themselves in the Sistine Chapel to pick the next pope. These old fuckers in red dresses are responsible for electing the guy who will save the Church…or not. Not to... READ MORE

You can have your European topless beaches, I’ve been to them. It’s mostly German women with the Akebono body types and Hair Club dudes hanging greasy in their banana hammocks. I’ll take Malibu. The beach where the crazy hot... READ MORE

Somewhere down in South America, the masses are still mourning the death of Hugo Chavez, which is weird considering how badly he fucked up his own country, but, meh, sometimes people are just dumb when they remember the dead. Cases... READ MORE

Ice-T was out shopping with his wife, Nicole “Coco” Austin, yesterday in Los Angeles before grabbing lunch in West Hollywood, and everything seemed fine between them as she stopped to stretch and remind everyone that she has cartoonishly large... READ MORE

Jason Sudeikis seems like an all right guy and he’d be fun to hang out with at a TGI Friday’s karaoke night in an Illinois suburb, but the fact that he landed Olivia Wilde is just mind-blowing. On top... READ MORE

Girls on wheels are hot. Rollerskates, bicycles, motorcycles, hospital gurneys on their way to get larger tits. Anything that rolls makes girls roll hotter. It’s like wearing high heels or a slinky dress or the jizz from their most... READ MORE

Elle Macpherson will turn 49 later this month, which is remarkable because she still looks as hot as she did when she was in her 30s. It has to be something in the water specific to Australia, because New... READ MORE

Any man who’s ever been sick or unemployed or just worked swing shift in an Eastern European circus knows that daytime television is bereft of anything worth stroking too. Unless you’re in the three percent of men busting it... READ MORE