Courtney Stodden wants so badly to be famous. She came to Hollywood as a third stage stripper turned 16-year old naive country girl and married the biggest celebrity she could find, that squat old dude from the crappy seasons... READ MORE

Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not... READ MORE

I’m not sure when exactly girls learn to wiggle their bare ass in the air, maybe it’s one of those coming of age rituals passed down from mom to daughter, kind of like my old man telling me not... READ MORE

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have been married since 2006, but judging by the picture above they’re already on their way to being retired grandparents in the Florida panhandle. Seriously, she’s only 34-years old, yet she looks like she... READ MORE

We could dance around the truth with some polite rationalizations, but who has time for that. Let’s cut to it — Hollywood celebrities hate Hispanic babies. Oh, they fucking love African and African-American babies. Sandra Bullock, Madonna, Kristen Davis,... READ MORE

Anton Zingarevich is the son of Russian billionaire Boris Zingarevich and the owner of the Reading Football Club, which means very little other than he can probably have people killed just for looking at him. But the really cool... READ MORE

Casey Anthony made her first public appearance in almost two years yesterday, as she attended her bankruptcy hearing in Tampa, FL to plead her case that she’s broke. Casey currently owes about $800,000 in legal fees and whatever else,... READ MORE

Is Britney Spears bent over in her shorts still going to get your attention? Yes, it will. Because you’re a dude and you’d watch a geriatric bent over in her nursing gown to retrieve her spilled meds if you... READ MORE

Sharif Bogere likes to enter the ring for his lightweight fights wearing a lion’s head with some bad-ass story about how he got it. It’s a fucking amazingly primally fierce entrance get-up. But then you’ve got to win, not... READ MORE

Christie Brinkley still looks hot. I think she’s 100 or something, but some combination of genetics and surgeries and dumping her last husband who was addicted to Internet porn has kept her looking like she’s the mom every boy... READ MORE