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LL Cool J Claims He Won’t Make A Chris Dorner Movie

March 5, 2013 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

LL Cool J is a bald, African-American man and Christopher Dorner used to be a bald, African-American man before he was torched in a cabin after a shooting spree in California that captivated the country. But Dorner is dead... READ MORE

Holly Madison Gets It

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The saddest thing that can happen to an attractive woman is that she gets pregnant and then never loses that weight. Jessica Simpson is living proof of that and, with a little luck, it’ll happen to Kim Kardashian, too.... READ MORE

Jaden Smith Eats Cut Rolls with Kylie Jenner

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You can be cynical and suggest that this sushi date in London over the weekend between Will Smith’s son and Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian skeeve sisters, was nothing more than a trumped up, carefully calculated, publicity... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Models Lingerie

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We had some amazing pictures of Emily Ratajkowski up before Carl’s Jr. went and ruined everything by forcing us to remove them. There’s nothing worse than a legal letter from a burger chain. It’s all nasty and threatening and... READ MORE

Kate Upton Has A Doppelganger

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When it comes to Twitter, Kate Upton is pretty boring, because she never Tweets any nude photos. Meanwhile, other girls with giant tits like Emma Glover can’t go 30 seconds without posting nude pics. But when you’re the cover... READ MORE

Saffron Burrows Was That Hot Chick From Deep Blue Sea

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t remember how she got eaten by the braniac sharks, but that fucking wetsuit. Damn. Thirteen years later, Saffron Burrows doesn’t look nearly as hot (who the fuck does?), but she’s still making out with her girlfriend in... READ MORE

Usher and Bieber Ride Bikes In Their Red Booties

March 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Imagine you’re the dude that Ducati brings in to crisis manage the fact that Ducati is getting a bad rap as the bike for gay poser riders and then Justin Bieber and Usher appear as the highest profiles celebrity... READ MORE

Adele Is Doing The Theme Song For The New James Bond

March 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“According to Britain’s “The Sun” newspaper, producers want the singer to work on music for the films the way Shirley Bassey did, who sang various songs for Bond movies, including “Diamonds Are Forever”, “Mooraker” and “Goldfinger.” Adele drives me wild for... READ MORE

Perez Hilton Birthed a Baby

March 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I remember my sixth grade sex-ed teacher Mr. Crowley threatening the shit out of us boys for snickering when he coldly stated that babies come from men sticking their penises in women’s vaginas. I can only imagine the uproar... READ MORE

Jessica Alba Will Never Show You Her Boobs Again

March 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In the celebrity Circle of Life, once an actress gets herself to the top with money and fame and kids and a husband who is rich but nobody knows what the hell he does, you’re probably never going to... READ MORE

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