Justin Bieber may come off like a pussy little douche because he wears jean jackets and looks like Maggie Grace’ lesbian sister, but there is not a chance in hell you or I would survive a street fight with... READ MORE

Kris Jenner is a soul sucking creature from the depths of hell, who also happens to be responsible for the Kardashian Empire. An empire completely based off the fact that one of her daughters got railed by the D... READ MORE

They say any kind of publicity is good publicity, so it kind of shocks the hell out of me that people are saying this sex tape going to ruin the career of the Miss Teen Delaware. First of all,... READ MORE

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in... READ MORE

In case you need proof that Scottish people are angry, violent and all-around fantastic, someone at One Direction’s show last night in Glasgow hit Harry Styles in the balls with a shoe. The boy band took a break between... READ MORE

It’s only fitting that on the anniversary of Johnny Cash’s birth, we’d be reminded that the state of music in America is equal to the toilets of a truck stop Taco Bell. Leading this current bowel movement to turn... READ MORE

I can’t believe we spent decades hating these dudes when they turn out to be just like my favorite Uncle Dom. Crazy motherfuckers who just don’t give a damn. Meteors explode on impact in your backyard. Fuck it, ignore... READ MORE

Reports of Sofia Vergara’s demise have been greatly exaggerated. When the Colombian Super Fine didn’t show up for The Oscars last night, rumors went flying around that Sofia was gravely ill and even hospitalized. Sofia never misses the chance... READ MORE

I’m not sure when somebody somewhere decided that the occasional airbrush shave of the waistline on a sexy celebrity should turn into a full-on Photoshopping of their entire face and body to create a glossy printed female mannequin. I... READ MORE

According to Steve Hirsch, the guy who runs Vivid, which own the rights to the Kim K Superstar sex tape featuring Kim Kardashian when she was young and less smart about getting paid upfront for sex, there was a... READ MORE