Rosie O’Donnell actually said something smart

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell finally found a way to make her opinions seem well thought out and reasonable; by going on the Today show with the peerlessly stupid Star Jones and Donny Deutsch and discussing Lindsay Lohan. When Matt Lauer asked... READ MORE

Sara Jean Underwood is her to seduce/bore you

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I truly do not understand the internets love affair with Sara Underwood, seen here at the pool at Encore in Las Vegas over the weekend. She’s just another blond chick with half-hearted implants, indistinguishable from two million other girls... READ MORE

Lindsay has finally been cast in that Elizabeth Taylor movie

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has been telling people for months that she had been cast to play Elizabeth Taylor in a movie on Lifetime, with TMZ saying she “just inked a deal” way back in February, but she was, of course,... READ MORE

Pam Anderson should dress more age appropiate

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I bet you’d be surprised to learn that a 44-year-old mother of two who spent the last two decades in the sun and rarely worked out can still wear super short shorts with a backless top and still look... READ MORE

heres why Johnny Depp has a dead bird on his head

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite a wide variety of idiotic theories (like this Marilyn Manson one), Johnny Depp now says that he owes his look as Tonto in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie to a painting of a Crow Indian. And the fact... READ MORE

Katy Perry Has a New Boyfriend

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

While Brendon has retreated back to whatever dark place only the power of an Angelina Jolie-related story can draw him from, I have returned to you as mystery writer to make sure that you don’t remain ignorant to the... READ MORE

by sheer coincidence, Jennifer Aniston is getting married too

April 23, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Because Jennifer Aniston would literally die if she had to sit back for the next few months and watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie plan their romantic storybook wedding, Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux are apparently getting... READ MORE

Selena Gomez says kissing Justin Bieber is humiliating

April 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were at the Lakers-Spurs game in LA on Tuesday night, and this morning on Ryan Seacrests radio show (audio here) she was asked about being shown on the Staples Center “kiss-cam”. I’m assuming it... READ MORE

Rihanna is gay now or something

April 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna went on her twitter last night to claim she was on her first date in almost 2 yearz. And I didn’t write “yearz” because I’m racist, but because that’s what she wrote. My racism was merely a coincidence.... READ MORE

Lindsays not so indignant about those assault charges anymore

April 21, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

When Marisa Dugas first filed charges accusing Lindsay Lohan of assault, Lindsay was outraged, demanding an investigation and swearing that she never even left the house that night, and her spokesperson vowed to make an example of people like... READ MORE