Lindsay Lohan is totally in a real movie this time

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan told TMZ… pardon me, a “source” told TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has so impressed casting directors around town with her new level of maturity and professionalism, than they’re practically fighting each other to get her in their... READ MORE

Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that we can look right at them, Kris Jenner still insists that her daughters Kim Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), Kourtney Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like Bigfoot) all... READ MORE

Todd Glass has come out of the closet

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Stand-up comedian Todd Glass, who you may know from ‘Tosh.0’ or, um… other episodes of ‘Tosh.0’, announced that he’s gay yesterday while a guest on Marc Marons podcast. When asked what prompted him to come out now, Glass said... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz has still got it

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For like, I don’t know, ten years maybe, I’ve been saying that Cameron Diaz is actually a fucking monster, despite what leading magazines would like you to believe, and if people would just open their eyes and look at... READ MORE

Amanda Heard at the 5th annual Heaven Gala

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amber Heard would probably be annoyed to know that I imagine her having sex with other girls every time I see her, but she should have thought of that before she started having sex with other girls. So if... READ MORE

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna is a narcissistic cunt

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna beat out Elton John to win the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night, and, naturally, she used her acceptance speech as a chance to thank herself for being so wonderful. She spoke for less than 2... READ MORE

my, what a fancy party

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room... READ MORE

Lindsay has to sneak into Golden Globe parties

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you thought you could keep Lindsay Lohan out of your party simply by not inviting her, guess again, because she’ll sneak in whether you like it or not. On Wednesday she wore, I have no idea, a wetsuit... READ MORE

Jessica Biel looked better at the parties

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

About 5 years ago, every actress in Hollywood vowed to stop wearing anything sexy or interesting to award shows, and if you watched the Golden Globes last night, you know it was no exception. Jessica Biel, for example, looked... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

January 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present ‘Best Actor’, and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His... READ MORE