this would be a good ad for McDonalds

January 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

UK reality star Amanda Harrington left a club in London about 3am this morning, then headed straight for McDonalds. Which I thought was cool. Most models are so fake, but she seems really genuine and down to earth. If... READ MORE

it’s the best Rihanna picture ever

January 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Chris Brown saw these pictures of Rihanna at a Clippers game last night, and that cheerleader with a hot ass right in front of her, he joked, “I’d hit that”. That guy’s a real jerk. (image source =... READ MORE

Beyonce spent $3,500 on a baby crib

January 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It may not be true that Beyonce and Jay Z spent $1.3 million to rent out the entire floor of her hospital maternity ward, thus giving their baby a warped sense of entitlement from the very beginning, but they... READ MORE

Khloes “dad” speaks from the grave (not literally)

January 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday, someone other than TMZ said that Robert Kardashian was not the biological father of Khloe Kardashian, so now TMZ has to do everything they can to undermine that, regardless of how ridiculous it looks. Today, in a story... READ MORE

Steve Carell is handsome

January 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Olivia Wilde couldn’t stop smiling yesterday in Vegas while filming ‘Burt Wonderstone’ with Steve Carell, and who could blame her. He’s fucking gorgeous. Her panties must be drenched. (note: james gandolfini has gotten even fatter, no one told steve... READ MORE

Australian Lindsay is way better

January 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The pictures are essentially the same(*), but the Australian version of Lindsay Lohans Maxim interview and photo shoot is more entertaining than the American one because their pictures have better quotes. “I’m more sexual than my friends – more... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian isn’t helping

January 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian has responded to the report that her sister Khloe may have a different father, saying that, “Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe’s biological father, and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap.” The family... READ MORE

Rosie O Donnell killed endangered hammerheads

January 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but fuck them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2... READ MORE

the hunky dory rugby girls are here to help

January 12, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

The Belfast Telegraph is reporting that some CEO said something about hunky-dory potato chips, and that was all I read because it sort of makes the ad campaign they’re still in trouble for topical again, and you can never... READ MORE

Why did Beyonce and Jay Z pick the name Blue Ivy

January 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some people laughed when Jay Z and Beyonce had their little girl last weekend and named her Blue Ivy, and they were right to laugh because Blue Ivy is a stupid name. But now, in a story titled, “Why... READ MORE