Apparently it’s incredibly hard to recite pre-written jokes without completely fucking it up, so we’re down to this now: Seth McFarlane will host the Academy Awards on February 24th. Show producers told the LA Times… “We are thrilled to... READ MORE

You no doubt got the gist of this from the headline, but Justin Bieber threw up during a concert in Glendale, Arizona, this weekend, then ran off stage like a frightened little girl (video here). Then he came back,... READ MORE

For months leading up to Kim Kardashians wedding, we heard every detail, and all her endorsement deals were right out in the open, but Anne Hathaway snuck off to Big Sur this weekend to marry Adam Shulman, her boyfriend... READ MORE

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice.... READ MORE

Just before 3:00pm ET today, Fox News began covering what seemed to be a routine car chase in Arizona. Police were in pursuit of a carjacker who, after hitting speeds of 110mph on the highway, pulled onto a winding... READ MORE

The Brooklyn Nets will play in the newly built Barclays Center next season, but the very first event will be tonight when Jay-Z does the first of 8 shows in the $4.9 billion sports arena, business and residential complex. Call... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that’s a thing that exists now, and said she’s glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get... READ MORE

January Jones had to pick up some dry-cleaning yesterday, but hopefully no handicapped people did because she parked in their spot. Of course it’s possible she didn’t know it was a handicapped spot. Maybe she thought the picture of... READ MORE

‘Joanne Trattoria’, the Italian restaurant owned by Lady Gagas parents (and which she may or may not co-own) and named after her aunt, finally got it’s big review in the New York Daily News, and, basically, things would have... READ MORE

When it came out that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, and especially when she gave that horribly awkward public apology, everyone assumed she actually had sex with him. Or at least I did because she’s... READ MORE