Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are back together

May 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

One of the keys to drug rehab is to break free of the old habits and friends you had while you were using, but only if you’re some kind of fag who can’t maintain. Lindsay Lohan knows better, so... READ MORE

‘Expendables 2’ finally has a trailer

May 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible. READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel is back at work

May 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Candice Swanepoel spent another day shooting for Victorias Secret on the beach in St.Barts, and I know the elephant in the room right now is all the rumors this week about me banging her, but to dignify such tawdry... READ MORE

PopChips has pulled thier “racist” Ashton Kutcher ad

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The CEO and founder of PopChips posted a message last night apologizing to people who thought their ad with Ashton Kutcher playing an “Indian” character named Raj was racist, and then pulled Raj’s video from their youtube page. “we... READ MORE

this haircut made Cameron Diaz cry

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Speaking of Cameron Diaz, she told Jay Leno that the haircut she got right before Christmas, just in time for her picture to be taken a million times during awards season, made her cry. Though we’re the ones who... READ MORE

this piece of cardboard sold for $120,000,000

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know why I’m so fascinated by this but a copy of “The Scream” by Edvard Munch set a new art auction record when it sold for $119,922,500 last night in New York. And it’s not even one... READ MORE

Michelle Hunziker and her bikini are here to save us!

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Holy shit today was boring, so thank God for Michelle Hunziker and her ongoing contempt for sun safety. But lest you think she’s just some one-trick pony who only goes to the beach in a bikini, today she also... READ MORE

Kanye and Kim Kardashian are “talking marriage”

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

According to a source (it’s Kim Kardashian), Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so amazing together they’re already talking about getting married. So forget all that negative stuff you’ve heard about Kim for the last 6 months because that’s... READ MORE

Amanda Seyfried must have mixed emotions

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first poster for ‘Lovelace’ came out today, with Amanda Seyfried playing 70’s porn legend Linda Lovelace, and Holy Shit she looks perfect (embiggen). She should do her hair and makeup like this all the time, and dress like... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston is stalking Brad and Angelina in London

May 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Brad Pitt was filming ‘World War Z’ last summer in Richmond (a small town in southwest London; population 21,221), he and Angelina Jolie fell in love with it, and with London hosting the 2012 Summer Olympics, they decided... READ MORE