Kate Upton > Doutzen Kroes

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Apparently if you want to work for Victorias Secret you need to be flat chested and have a spooky accent, because Doutzen Kroes is shooting for them in Miami today, the same week their casting director basically called Kate... READ MORE

“Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.”

February 17, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It usually goes without saying that a guy won’t get mad during a date and slam the girls face into a car window, but with Chris Brown you never know, because he does that kind of thing, so he’s... READ MORE

Whitney might have been broke

February 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that they’ve apologized for “accidentally” raising the prices on her records immediately after she died, Sony executives will meet this week to figure out what Whitney Houstons music catalog is really worth. Prepare to be disappointed, Bobby Brown.... READ MORE

Chris Brown is a real tough guy

February 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown went on his twitter with a message for everyone who thought it was inappropriate for him to return and perform on the Grammys, and according to MTV, that message was to fuck off. Or maybe it’s not,... READ MORE

damn you Kim Kardashian

February 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

People dislike Kim Kardashian for a wide variety of perfectly justified reasons, but she does have pretty brown hair and enormous tits, and when she went to Barrys Bootcamp in Sherman Oaks for a workout this morning, it seemed... READ MORE

these Scarlett Johansson bikini pictures are way better

February 16, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

“Lumpy asses, ahoy!” Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend went on a romantic Valentines Day cruise yesterday with a few friends in Hawaii, but luckily the pictures get a little blurry so you can’t see her cellulite (like you could... READ MORE

Whitney had a premonition of her death. Gee you don’t say.

February 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In September of 2001 there was a rumor that Whitney Houston had died of a drug overdose (which seemed reasonable because she overdosed twice the year before), and it became so prevalent that her publicist even had to issue... READ MORE

Victorias Secret really hates Kate Upton

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Thanks to the unveiling of her Sports Illustrated cover, Kate Upton is maybe the most famous model in the world today, but she’s still not good enough to walk the runway for Victorias Secret, whose casting director told the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is romantic

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Coy seductive glances are for nerds like Natalie Portman. Popular girls like Lindsay Lohan take pictures where they stand around in slutty clothes and then bend over to get fucked. There’s no room for subtlety. You need to show... READ MORE

are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back... READ MORE