Randy Travis was arrested just before midnight last night in Tioga, Texas, on suspicion of DWI after crashing his 1998 Pontiac Trans Am into a construction barricade, and when police found him he was lying in the road naked... READ MORE

Though they haven’t gone out together again in public since last week, E! says that Katy Perry and John Mayer have been spending lots of time at his house in the Hollywood Hills. But wait, does that include overnight... READ MORE

Polish model Joanna Krupa and her equally attractive sister Marta went to the beach in Santa Monica today, and Joanna rubbed lotion on Martas back, and her shoulders, and adjusted her bikini, and OH MY GOD WOULD YOU JUST... READ MORE

Hey, ya know whats sexy? Neither does Paris Hilton. Thats why she’s crawling out of the water like some prehistoric fish taking its first steps onto land. It’s like an evolution chart that a religious person would make to... READ MORE

If you’re making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits... READ MORE

Sylvester Stallone spent yesterday on an aircraft carrier boat for 5 people off the coast of Portofino, Italy, with his third wife Jennifer Flavin and their three daughters. Meanwhile, his second wife was back in LA getting drunk on... READ MORE

The photo agency says that Ashley Greene went to a yoga class and then shopping at a stationery store in LA yesterday. Well no duh. If it wasn’t stationery how would she even find it, much less get in... READ MORE

Look, I haven’t seen bin Laden, I’ve never seen bin Laden except on TV, but I guess I could ask around or something, just please stop yelling at me. READ MORE

Girls go crazy for picnics in a park, and Brigitte Nielsen is no exception. In fact she spent Saturday afternoon in the park getting drunk on discount vodka, rolling around in the dirt, spitting, spitting some more, smoking, then... READ MORE

Ryan Lochte left a club in London called Chinawhite about 3:30 this morning, looking kinda drunk and doing nothing to change the perception that he’s sort of a douche. His Olympics were disappointing–with 1 individual gold (in the 400... READ MORE