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Johnny Depp turns gay women straight

June 28, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Amber Heard has been cured of her homosexuality, and she didn’t even need to go to prayer camp. All she needed was for Johnny Depp to buy her a horse. Reports surfaced recently that (Heard) received a horse from... READ MORE

Jessica Alba is rad to the max

June 27, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Jessica Alba was running some errands in Santa Monica yesterday, and don’t have a cow man, but apparently this look is coming back. Either that or these pictures took 15 years to develop. (image source = splash) READ MORE

Katy Perry knows her strenghts

June 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, Robert Pattinson, and Justin Bieber (image not available) were all at Chateau Marmont last night after the premiere of Katy Perrys movie, ‘All Of Me’ or ‘Part Of Me’ or ‘All Of You’ or something... READ MORE

Jessica Simpsons kid is really ugly

June 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I rarely talk about the children of celebrities because they didn’t choose to be public figures, but babies are different because fuck them. I hate babies, and it’s not as if their friends are gonna tease them for this... READ MORE

John Travolta is totally not gay you guys

June 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

John Travolta was one of the big stars walking the red carpet for the premiere of ‘Savages’ last night in Hollywood, and despite some crazy rumors lately claiming he likes men, he was all over Kelly Preston. Who is... READ MORE

Chuck Norris wants the Boy Scouts to be homo-free

June 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chuck Norris has written an article for ammoland.com saying the Boy Scouts of America should continue to discriminate against gay people, despite the fact that it’s illegal and that they’re the only two groups of men who wear vests... READ MORE

Lindsay put a gun to her head (we should be so lucky)

June 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Let’s just ignore that she fucks this up from the the very first picture and shows that the clip is empty and the barrel is plugged, because in her latest desperate attempt to make people talk about her, Lindsay... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez wore a bikini, buried a man alive

June 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez and her boyfriend Casper Smart helped her twins Max and Emme bury someone up to his neck on the beach in Rio yesterday. It’s as if someone told her what it would take to get me to... READ MORE

50 Cent is in the hospital

June 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

50 Cent clings to life at a university hospital after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool. Wait, no. I’m thinking of ‘Anchorman’. 50 is in the hospital because his SUV was hit... READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day has emotional support dogs

June 26, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Aubrey O’Day posted this picture on her instagram (side note: i fucking hate instagram. why can’t you navigate around on that piece of shit? if you use it i sincerely hate you) from first class on Virgin America, which... READ MORE

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