January Jones is recovering nicely

January 21, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been just 4 months since January Jones gave birth, yet she looks almost exactly like she did before. So, she still hasn’t named the babies father, and she won’t touch the baby, and now, physically, it’s like nothing... READ MORE

Johnny Depp is very spooky

January 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Warner Bros has released this picture of Johnny Depp in the Tim Burton version of ‘Dark Shadows’, where he apparently doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s a vampire. He’s as vampiry as anyone could ever look,... READ MORE

Sammi Sweetheart might pose for Playboy

January 21, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Though there doesn’t appear to be any firm offer on the table, Sammi Sweetheart of ‘Jerey Shore’ is said to be “considering” whether she should pose for Playboy. “I just feel weird about my boobs. … But I don’t... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg should stop explaining

January 21, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg really didn’t do himself any favors today when he went on Kid Kraddock in the Morning to explain why he said what he said about stopping 9/11. “I would never disrespect the victims of 9/11 or their... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously. (image source = splash) READ MORE

‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ has a trailer

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A fifth ‘Resident Evil’ movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight. I just wish they had included a... READ MORE

Ellen Hollman understands the red carpet

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The reason movie premieres have a red carpet is so the stars can pose for pictures. So it would make sense for them to look attractive. Like Ellen Hollman did at the ‘Spartacus: Vengeance’ premiere last night at the... READ MORE

Miley spent $50,000 to look like this

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus spent $50,000 on nutritionists, chefs and personal trainers before going to Hawaii for Christmas with her boyfriend, Thors little brother. She’s 19, by the way. Don’t most 19-year-olds sort of look like this anyway, or better? She... READ MORE

OJ Simpson is Khloes real dad

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner has yet to take Opie and Anthony up on their $250,000 offer to identify the father of Khloe Kardashian with a DNA test, and now we know why! Because her real father is Heisman wining assassin OJ... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg has given his half-assed apology

January 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Mark Wahlberg, who as you can see is about the same height and build as Jessica Biel, told Mens Journal that he would have single-handedly stopped the terrorists on 9/11, unlike the docile sheep who sat there and did... READ MORE