Rihanna is reportedly in the new Armani ads

January 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna has a new series of ads for Armani, though you wouldn’t know it by looking at the ads. Why even hire someone as a model if you then photoshop them for as long as it takes until they... READ MORE

Diddy yells at Cameron Diaz, and she likes it

January 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The New York Daily News says that Sean Combs was yelling at Cameron Diaz (they’re reportedly dating these days) and ordering her around when they were at the Weinstein Company Golden Globes party Saturday night, but before you decide... READ MORE

Dakota Fanning looks different

January 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Dakota Fanning was a very cute little kid, but she’s 18 these days, and now she’s… um… someone who was a very cute little kid. Not that she’s ugly or anything. Um. Actually let’s just forget this whole thing,... READ MORE

Mark Wahlberg would have stopped 9/11

January 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Pretend movie tough-guy/real-life jackass Mark Wahlberg has an interview in the new issue of Men’s Fitness, and let’s just get right to it: On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade... READ MORE

George Lucas is retiring because he sucks

January 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

George Lucas has had 37 producer credits over the past 20 years, and since pure greed beat up and drowned whatever artistic integrity he may have once had, 35 of them were about either Indiana Jones or Star Wars.... READ MORE

Kelly Brook is very wise

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One advantage Kelly Brooks lingerie has over other brands of lingerie is that it’s modeled by Kelly Brook. That sly boots. I also like that she’s wearing high heels, because it makes me think that if she tried to... READ MORE

Katy Perry is a Sims character now

January 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Imagine if you could isolate everything bad about life with Katy Perry (incessant demands, god-awful music, dancing) and then combine that with never ever fucking her, or even staring at her tits. That would suck right? Yeah that’s what... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is totally in a real movie this time

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan told TMZ… pardon me, a “source” told TMZ, that Lindsay Lohan has so impressed casting directors around town with her new level of maturity and professionalism, than they’re practically fighting each other to get her in their... READ MORE

Opie and Anthony offer Kris Jenner 250K for Khloe proof

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that we can look right at them, Kris Jenner still insists that her daughters Kim Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), Kourtney Kardashian (who looks like Princess Jasmine), and Khloe Kardashian (who looks like Bigfoot) all... READ MORE

Todd Glass has come out of the closet

January 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Stand-up comedian Todd Glass, who you may know from ‘Tosh.0’ or, um… other episodes of ‘Tosh.0’, announced that he’s gay yesterday while a guest on Marc Marons podcast. When asked what prompted him to come out now, Glass said... READ MORE