Charlie Sheen tweeted his phone number

December 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s not surprising that Charlie Sheen got a little too excited at the prospect of meeting up with a teenager he saw on TV and tweeted his cell number to the public instead of through a DM. What is... READ MORE

Minka Kelly doesnt need make up

December 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington... READ MORE

Brad and Angelina might have more kids

December 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie tells the new issue of Marie Claire that, though she isn’t planning on having more kids, that doesn’t mean she won’t. It’s possible. Because when you’re the real life Lara Croft, people will try to fuck you... READ MORE

Louis CKs new special is just 5 dollars

December 13, 2011 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

I’m a big fan of stealing shit off the internet, because I’m poor financially but rich in a sense of entitlement, but Louis CK is selling his latest special, ‘Live at the Beacon Theater’, on his website for just... READ MORE

Christina Hendricks sells Johnnie Walker now

December 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

No other whisky has the bold spectrum of flavor as Johnnie Walker Blue, and no other ginger has boobs the size of Christina Hendricks, so why not get the three of them together for some Christmas ads? Especially since... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson still happy to look awful

December 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At some point last year, Scarlett Johansson took a vow to look as awful as possible at all times. And last night was no exception, at the New York premiere for ‘We Bought A Zoo’, her new movie with... READ MORE

Leilani Dowding is in a bikini

December 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know what ‘Tough Love Miami’ is, but apparently it’s on VH1, and stars Leilani Dowding, who was at a pool in Miami yesterday. She’s not really my type (because she doest have big tits) but this did... READ MORE

Britney gave Pauly D a dance

December 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Pauly D is the opening act for Britney Spears these days, doing whatever it is DJ’s do, and last night in Puerto Rico she brought him on stage for… this little dance thing. Then they went in the champagne... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson paid $3 million to lose weight

December 13, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Weight Watchers will pay Jessica Simpson $3 million dollars to lose weight and endorse their diet plan after she gives birth. So in June, when you see Jessica Simpson waddle into court for a breach of contract lawsuit, this... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is real sexy now ya’ll

December 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Indonesia has one of the higher infant mortality rates in the world, almost 35 per 1,000 births (as opposed to 7 per 1,000 in the U.S.), because so much of the country lives in poverty and can’t afford proper... READ MORE