Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood or something

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Natalie Wood was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood when she drowned in 1981 during an overnight trip on a yacht with Christopher Walken and her husband Robert Wagner. Her death was ruled an accident but now the... READ MORE

EA Sports gives solid advice

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you play Penn State vs Ohio State on ‘NCAA 12′, the headline for the preview says, “Hide the Children”. If you don’t and Penn State wins, you unlock an achievement that lets you make love to a little... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway occupied Wall Street

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A girl with the twitter name Elana_Brooklyn posted this picture of Anne Hathaway at yesterdays Occupy Wall Street rally holding a sign that said, “Blackboards Not Bullets”. Because apparently Anne thinks those are the two choices, and that Wall... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez really has a type, part 2

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez had a little get together at his mansion in Miami yesterday, and, no doubt by sheer coincidence, every – girl – there looked like a gladiator. Just like every other girl he’s ever hung out with. Oh... READ MORE

what the hell

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A new book called ‘Stuck Up!‘ contains hundreds of x-rays showing weird things people have gotten stuck up their ass, including a Buzz Lightyear, an iPhone, a Barbie, a cassette type, reading glasses, baby shoes and extension chords. And... READ MORE

Ashton and Demi announced their divorce

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble, Ashton Kuthcer and Demi Moore are getting a divorce. Ashton, since he’s an idiot, naturally went right to twitter, while Demi (who will need a new twitter account now)... READ MORE

Juliette Lewis is in a bikini too

November 18, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Juliette Lewis was down in Los Cabos yesterday, and what’s a reasonable reaction to seeing her spreading her legs like that? Is it to lean back a little, then forward, then stare for 5 seconds before mumbling, “…uuhh.” Because... READ MORE

Tori Spelling put a topless picture on twitter

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a “cute” picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn’t realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped up with air) and giant areola were... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson says he would hate Twilight too

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You’re not alone if you hate the ‘Twilight’ movies even though you’ve never seen them, because Robert Pattinson says he probably would too. “I am a judgmental and cynical person who would just mindlessly hate it, without ever having... READ MORE

Lauren Pope knows how to dress

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lauren Pope of the UK reality show ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ added some much needed class and sophistication to the London premiere of ‘Twilight’ last night, thanks to this elegant dress. I heard one girl say her dress... READ MORE