wait, this is real?

November 21, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There’s a trend in advertising lately where we’re supposed to think the photogenic, well-dressed people in the commercial are real people who don’t know they’re in a commercial. And they all look like shit and not spontaneous at all... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Chewitt got dumped in a text

November 21, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As you read this keep in mind that Jennifer Love Hewitt wrote a book filled with dating advice despite the fact that she’s 32, has never been married and in fact can’t even keep a boyfriend for more than... READ MORE

Joe Paterno has lung cancer

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Joe Paternos son announced today that Paterno has a treatable form of lung cancer. Paterno, who is 84, is undergoing treatment and his son said “doctors are optimistic he will make a full recovery.” He also joked that “this... READ MORE

January Jones is still an icy bitch

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

January Jones took her two-month-old son Xander to a doctor’s office in Santa Monica yesterday, or at least January was there, followed later by her nanny who actually had the baby. Januarys approach to parenting is, “lets not make... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher has some timely new relationship advice

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you think that being in the middle of a cheating scandal would stop Ashton Kutcher from sounding like a pretentious jackass while he pontificates on the secrets to a good relationship, please allow me to introduce you to... READ MORE

screw you Michael Bay

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but... READ MORE

Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood or something

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Natalie Wood was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood when she drowned in 1981 during an overnight trip on a yacht with Christopher Walken and her husband Robert Wagner. Her death was ruled an accident but now the... READ MORE

EA Sports gives solid advice

November 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If you play Penn State vs Ohio State on ‘NCAA 12′, the headline for the preview says, “Hide the Children”. If you don’t and Penn State wins, you unlock an achievement that lets you make love to a little... READ MORE

Anne Hathaway occupied Wall Street

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

A girl with the twitter name Elana_Brooklyn posted this picture of Anne Hathaway at yesterdays Occupy Wall Street rally holding a sign that said, “Blackboards Not Bullets”. Because apparently Anne thinks those are the two choices, and that Wall... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez really has a type, part 2

November 18, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez had a little get together at his mansion in Miami yesterday, and, no doubt by sheer coincidence, every – girl – there looked like a gladiator. Just like every other girl he’s ever hung out with. Oh... READ MORE