Kate Upton looks fantastic all the time, but she wore this big giant dress that covered up her perfect tits, even her cleavage, to the Vanity Fair Oscar party last night. So. Moving right along… (image source = getty) READ MORE

Sheryl Crow, who is 50, spent the morning on the beach in Maui with her son Levi, and according to the photo agency, “Crow looked stunning in a two-piece bikini.” Foolishly, I called their bluff and opened the pictures.... READ MORE

Christal Spann is the woman who claims she took a picture of Chris Brown, who then stole her phone (a $500 iPhone 4S) and yelled, “Bitch, you not gonna put this up on a website.” And in this video... READ MORE

Madonna became famous when she released her debut album in 1983. She was 23 at the time. New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz was -3 at the time. This, along with the fact that she’s a mean bitch,... READ MORE

This morning it was reported that Gerard Butler checked himself into the Betty Ford Center to get help for an addiction to prescription painkillers, and this is either a very good sign or a very bad sign but he’s... READ MORE

Chris Brown is constantly surrounded by haters, like the girl whose iPhone he stole while yelling, “Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website.” She actually went to the police if you can believe that, because she... READ MORE

Paris Hilton has a new spoken word techno single about texting, and if it’s possible, it’s even better than that made it sound. Not only will it easily win all the 2013 Grammies, but they should give her all... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen is invited to the Academy Awards on Sunday because he’s one of the stars of ‘Hugo’, which is nominated for Best Picture. And apparently that’s terrifying to some people because of his habit of showing up... READ MORE

Rihanna has apparently let Chris Brown off the hook for punching her in the face until she blacked out, but clearly other big stars aren’t so forgiving fucking retarded. Like Miranda Lambert, who held up this sign during a... READ MORE

Zac Efron apparently dropped a condom on the red carpet at the premiere of ‘The Lorax’, I guess because he could have sex at any moment. Or maybe he wears them when a girl blows him too. What a... READ MORE