Steve Harvey Apologizes

Under the modern guidelines of everything being racist, everybody is a racist. The universal domain shrinks mightily when you get down to a dude who does a bit on national television about how white and black women want nothing to do with Asian men. read more

Bryana Holly Is the New Hot Chick Everybody's Dating

The role of about half-dozen super good looking not super well paid models is to date various second tier celebrities. Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper can get their own high profile girlfriends. read more

Joss Whedon Unhinged

Nothing says impotency quite like Twitter insults. Life was better when you had to say something to somebody else's face or, in the least, risk running into them at the Safeway. read more

Bella Thorne Just Wants a Little Privacy

Bella Thorne is asking for a little space from the public in discussing her private love life which she teases and promotes nearly constantly on social media. Here I am with this scandalous fellow. No comments. Can you see my panties even though I haven't eaten in a week?... read more

Holly Sonders Sinks Another Win

Holly Sonders won Golf Magazine's award for the best looking woman in the sport of golf. She takes home that same title as regularly as Kim Jong-un wins most handsome awards in North Korea. The competition is dead. In North Korea. In golf, they might as well be. read more

Bob Dylan's Grandson Super Cool Model

Levi Dylan is Bob Dylan's grandson and son of Jacob Dylan of The Wallflowers. He is a male model. That's a pretty steep downward trajectory. There may be no better barometer to judge the decline of American society by than the worth of the profession chosen by the progeny... read more

Miley Cyrus Impersonator Denies Blackface (VIDEO)

A yet to be released show called Thanks for Trying has some top shelf panties in a bunch because it features a likeness of Miley Cyrus performing in blackface read more

Lindsay Lohan Maybe Turning Muslim

Rumors are going around that Lindsay Lohan may have converted to Islam, although she's probably just trying to marry one of the several rich Arab guys she's fucking. read more

Suki Waterhouse Making Instagram Sexy With Bikinis And Shit Around The Web

Sexy Suki Waterhouse bikinis on Instagram. Bradley Cooper used to bang her, until she started showing her age, looking completely 18-plus. read more

Peta Murgatroyd Is One of You

Dancing With the Stars ballroom dancer, Peta Murgatroyd, spent hours making herself up and fixing the selfie lighting in her marbled bathroom to prove she's one of you. She might be propped up on her human Hmong man servant. Being common takes more work than ever before. read more

Jaden Smith DMV Existential (VIDEO)

The problem with raising kids in a bubble of entitlement and unearned esteem is that moment they must run up against the real world. An intensely personal poem set to a Casio keyboard pre-loaded beat won't get you a pass on your DMV Driver's Test. You can buy your way... read more

Allie Dowdle Perfect Timing

Allie Dowdle is running the perfect con. It's more than possible she's not aware of her own genius. The Tennessee high school senior set up a GoFundMe page to raise money for college after her father pulled support because she's dating a black dude. read more