Playboy Model Suing Over Nudity

February 19, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not sure if women know exactly what they want. To women like Aly Raisman taking your clothes off for a magazine that doesn’t specifically focus on nudity is empowering. To other women who take their clothes off for a publication whose entire reason for existing is mainly nudity may find bare bottoms to be […]

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See Gabriella Papadakis’ Wardrobe Malfunction Nipple

February 19, 2018 | nipslip | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Even if your chosen profession is as innocent as figure skating, you’re still just one broken sequined strap away from being a hooker, and after suffering a wardrobe malfunction that exposed her tit last night at the 2018 PyeongChange Winter Olympics, French skater Gabriella Papadakis is now a nude athletic sensation. The best thing since […]

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Adam Rippon Takes Tiny Dump On NBC

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Olympic skater Adam Rippon can only spin around three times in the air instead of four, so he is of course garbage in the eyes of the 2018 PyeongChange Olympic judges and most of the world. Even though a lack of ariel dexterity kept Rippon out of contention for a men’s singles medal, he struck a chord […]

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Taylor Swift’s NYC Neighbors Not Fans Of Her Arrival

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tolerating anything Taylor Swift related will always be difficult. She basically built a career by accident. Her albums are full of songs about breaking up with every one of her boyfriends. She doesn’t really sing about anything else and her fanbase is mostly comprised of sad teenagers. They dedicate most of their allowance to the […]

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SJP Shed Tears Over Taking It Off Onscreen

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Unless you’re Tom Ackerley or talented hacker, “deepfake” porn is probably the only way you’ll be able to get to see Margot Robbie’s snatch this century on camera. Long gone are the days of directors dedicating time and energy to constantly suggesting A-listers take their clothes off for a scene. Hollywood is fading from the […]

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Kendall Jenner Feeling :(

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whenever a Jenndashian comes down from the unique buzz created by the mixing of seeping ass implant juices and lint covered horse Xanax from the bottom of Kris Jenner’s purse (allegedly, don’t sue) she must turn to the “How do you feel today?” chart on the fridge and attempt to contort her numbed face muscles into […]

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Kate Middleton Shamed For Wearing Green, Hating Women

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

At this weekend’s BAFTA Awards, celebrities took the Golden Globes approach to fashion by looking super bangable in the most universally flattering color in order to end sex once and for all. Cleavage as far as the eye could see sent a clear message to the world – “We are not your sex objects.” A […]

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Kim K Vs. The NRA

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With 18 school shootings in 2018 it’s about time the government comes for your guns. Except there hasn’t been 18 school shootings in 2018 like so many struggling news outlets would like to lead you to believe. But don’t tell that to Kim Kardashian because now the same woman who is farming fat from her […]

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Barstool Eating Its Own After Calling Olympian Hot

February 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barstool Sports pretty much made a name for themselves by their approach at being as anti-PC as possible when it came to sports reporting. ESPN opened a lane for their existence when suddenly the biggest sports network was slipped down the slope and decided social justice issues are more important to discuss than the actual […]

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