Martha Stewart Selling Affordable Footwear

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Martha Stewart is a weird one. But at least she keeps it realer than her other compadres.  Rachel Ray hasn’t got the guts to create a chanterelle dish from scratch while sitting next to Snoop Dogg. Or whip up... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 127: Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2018

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast is the biggest one of the year! READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Had Another Kidney Transplant

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Being a starlet in 2018 without having had a kidney transplant is like being a starlet a decade ago without having been hospitalized for celebrity exhaustion. Anyone who’s anyone these days blames blown out drug kidneys (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue, none... READ MORE

Kat Von D’s Boobs Are Barren And Unable To Feed Baby

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kat Von D would like you to believe she’s some sort of counterculture outcast living life on her own terms. But she’s honestly just another female edge lord that cornered a niche market, women that enjoy needles filled with... READ MORE

Allana Booth Says the Sooth and Crap Around the Web

December 10, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your week with these sexy links including Miley Cyrus' nips, Padma Lakshmi's rack, and the week's best boob tube nudes! READ MORE

Dolly Parton Is Open To A Threesome With Jennifer Aniston

December 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

To be honest, I don’t even like dating women that aren’t also into women. You know, they say relationships are built on things shared in common so she should like ladies too if she expects our relationship to last.... READ MORE

Moretz Done With Men And Dating Models

December 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chloë Grace Moretz is slowly learning to love and embrace her boy body. And if you’re a man that has ever lusted after her shape, you should come to terms with your wavering sexuality. Because you’re into lesbians. Not... READ MORE

Halle Berry Set of Whitewalls and Crap Around the Web

December 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put this week to bed with these sexy links including Jolina Pollex, Lottie Moss, streaming nudity from Charlize Theron, Monica Bellucci, and more! READ MORE

Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars Featuring Margot Robbie

December 7, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Critics are shitting all over Mary Queen of Scots, probably because star Margot Robbie should have stuck to what she’s good at, like going full frontal in The Wolf of Wall Street. Bitch Natalie Portman on the other hand should... READ MORE

Kevin Hart Steps Down From Hosting Oscars And Genuinely Seems To Hate Gay People

December 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Kevin Hart is one of the billion celebs to fall victim to the resurfacing of bigotted old tweets that he was too stupid to take down after hitting mainstream stardom. But unlike some celebs whose previous use of... READ MORE