Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is jam-packed with hot nudity! The Blade Runner 2049 Blu-ray brings three nude ladies for the price of one, starting with the T&AI from Ana de Armas, and complimented by Sallie Harmsen and Mackenzie Davis baring their bods! Next, relive all the nudity from Caitriona Balfe, Lotte Verbeek, and more with the Blu-ray re-release of Outlander season one! Finally this week, the nude Workin’ Moms are back […]

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Donald Trump Has an Undead Hooker Problem

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The cliche line reads that the only thing that’ll cost you your job in Washington D.C. is a dead hooker in your bed, or a live boy. The former probably holds true. The latter may now launch you into higher office. President Trump has a live hooker problem. No, not Melania. She’s cool. Porn star, […]

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Samantha Bee Reminds Us That Men Are Basically Rapists in Poor Disguise

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Samantha Bee took a strong stand among her one-hundred percent lock-step audience by denouncing the people denouncing the chick who wrote an op-ed piece calling Aziz Ansari a sexual “misconduct” kind of guy for not reading her unspoken cues during sex after a dinner date. Some people felt that Ansari shouldn’t be smeared with the […]

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Disabled Groups Slam Casting of Joaquin Phoenix as Paraplegic

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a thousand things wrong with this world, and a thousand fixes, half of them maybe make sense. The other half are ludicrous. Befriend people who can discern the difference between smart and dumb solutions and you won’t find yourself on the embarrassing end of a protest march or sit-in. Gus Van Sant has […]

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Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web

January 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lottie Moss Instagram lingerie of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The sexiest stars hanging out in bathrobes (TMZ) Holly Willoughby slight black panties flash (TaxiDriverMovie) Jewel still looking absolutely flawless (Egotastic) Laura Desiree uncovers the Naked News (EgotasticAllStars) Genie Bouchard shows off her sexy sweat stains (Popoholic) Romee Strijd just because she is amazing (HollywoodTuna) Top Ten Nude Scenes from Musicals (Mr.Skin) Damn, Victoria Beckham looks hot […]

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The Jig Is Finally Up With Prince William’s Dome

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s been thirty-five-years in the making, but Prince William has now, for the first time, officially buzzed his head, and the Internet is eating up every failed follicle on his bald dome. If The Crown has taught me anything it’s that the Royal Family doesn’t have a hell of a lot going on, and randomly that Matt […]

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Star Wars Star Shamed For Being Vertically Challenged

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Short shaming is now being nationally recognized. The trend is being ushered in by Star Wars’ very own Warwick Davis. Never mind that midgets have forged entire gimmicky careers doing everything from stripping to being orange hued avocado hair chocolate slave sell outs, Davis wants you to know the word “midget” is offensive. He has […]

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Leah Remini Rescues Paul Haggis From Rape Blame

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every once in a while Xenu inspires someone to do something good for someone else. Even if they’re the naysayers on the other side of the psychiatric ward fence disguised as a church. Leah Remini came to rescue Paul Haggis from rape accusations by writing an open letter. She calls out the accusers for not […]

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PBS Wants A Piece Of MeToo Action

January 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Objectifying women is only wrong when men do it. Throwing advertisements on the side of the MeToo victim train is completely fine if you’re a corporation cutting a check and not an individual member of the evil penis wielding patriarchy. MeToo has everyone’s attention at the moment and where there are focused eyes there is […]

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#MeToo Trademarked Makeup Could Be On The Way

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The #MeThree! movement was officially laid to rest when Aziz Ansari’s anonymous sexual assault accuser detailed events in her EXPOSÉ that occur in about nine out of ten dates nationwide. Bari Weiss even wrote in The New York Times that the encounter reads as nothing more than  “bad sex.” Just look at Ansari. It was going to […]

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