Kylie Jenner Pregnant and Alone

In the future, super rich stupid chicks with big fake breasts won't need men in order to watch Guatemalan women raise their babies. The future is now. read more

Ivana Trump Attacks Melania Trump and Defends Micheal Jackson

In an obvious attempt to stir the pot and move units of her memoir off the shelf, Ivana Trump is calling out Melania and defending Michael Jackson. Saying the current First Lady in the White House has your sloppy seconds is equally as offensive as claiming Michael Jackson... read more

Mary-Kate Olsen Radiant

Anyone questioning the health hazards of chain-smoking at the age of nine needs only to look at Mary-Kate Olsen in these pics from last night's New York Academy of Art's charity art auction. The thirty-one-year-old fashionista appears to be transitioning into Grandmother... read more

Zuckerberg VR Safari Rapes Puerto Rico (VIDEO)

Mark Zuckerberg could blame a shit ton of his social errors on Asperger's. And he probably should.  read more

Frankie Muniz Memory Fading

When your body starts to go as you get older, your mind is all you have left to recall the glory days. But what happens when you can’t remember your past and Ryan Gosling isn’t there to remind you of all the beautiful beginnings. read more

Brad Pitt Didn’t Back Down When Weinstein Encroached On Gwyneth Paltrow

When you’re known for giving people pikey poundings on screen, threatening elite sexual favor seekers with a Missouri whooping off screen isn’t too far behind. Brad Pitt saves the day again. read more

Wall Street Wolf Jordan Belfort Owes Feds Huge Check

When any uncle has his hands in your pants you should call the police. But when that Uncle’s name is Sam, the police are on his side.  read more

Ben Affleck Titty Twister of Hilarie Burton Bubbles to the Surface

Every man exists somewhere on the scale of skeevy male behavior. From one to ten. Maybe you see yourself on the bottom end. You're not a zero. No man is or we wouldn't have seven billion people on this planet. read more

Amber Rose Slut Shamed, Harvey Weinstein One Obscene Slut on Last Men on Earth Podcast #105

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we broke into song and dance on Weinstein's exploits, Amber Rose's desperate desire to be both slutty and not slut shamed, Brie Larson calling out the TSA for thinking she's pretty, discuss Jemele Hill's teflon don status at ESPN,... read more

Emily Ratajkowski Midnight Express and Shit Around the Web

  Pierced model nipples, pornstars give back, and more! read more

Terry Crews Shares His Sexual Assault Story

Terry Crews took a break from his apologizing for standard male behavior videos to join the ranks of celebrities to disavow Harvey Weinstein in no uncertain terms.  read more

Angelina Jolie Vs African Warlord

When Angelina Jolie isn't busy rescuing kids from some area in Africa to claim for adoption, she’s busy trying to rid the world of war criminals. What a selfless woman.  read more