Lady Gaga’s Gross Wine Rejected By U.S. Patent Office

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any Z-list Real Housewife who’s anybody knows that there’s nothing classier than releasing a bottom-shelf wine available for purchase at your local gas station. So it makes sense that Lady Gaga, who at this point has just a hair more prestige than a drunk whore on Bravo, is hell-bent on releasing her own witch’s brew. […]

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 80: Top 10 Group Shower Scenes

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

We’re getting wet and wild on this week’s episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast with the Top 10 Group Shower Scenes! The more the merrier, we always say! Ladies like Michelle Williams, Sarah Silverman, and Anne Heche have all joined naked costars to achieve gratuitous greatness with a sexy, steamy shower scene. Plus, we got an interview with our Streamate CamGirl […]

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Jill Duggar Officially Wearing Pants

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re not up to date on your unusually Fundamentalist Christian families who only break from tradition when it’s time to get TLC paid, the Duggar family and their nineteen kids including a few stillborns they keep taxidermied in the front room, live by strict biblical code. Occasionally, one of the kids makes waves for […]

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The Dennis Rodman Story To End Precisely Where You’d Imagine

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In case you’ve not been keeping track of the Dennis Rodman growing rap sheet, the alcoholic and child support delinquent ex-NBA star and current unofficial Ambassador to Noko, was arrested again recently for a DUI. This while on three-years probation for an Orange County freeway crash that authorities couldn’t deny was Rodman’s fault, since he […]

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Thirsty for Trieste Kelly Dunn and Crap Around the Web

January 15, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kelly Rohrbach topless candids of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Prep for The Bachelor with these sexy stars with roses (TMZ) The Time’s Up movement bullying soft men into submission (TerribleWords) Daniella Westbrook topless in Teneride (TaxiDriverMovie) Trieste Kelly Dunn‘s sexiest on-screen moments (Egotastic) Doutzen Kroes bikini changing topless candids (EgotasticAllStars) Kaley Cuoco incredibly sexy braless cleavage (Popoholic) Nina Dobrev in a bikini will […]

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Miro Sorvino Sexual Harassment Superstar

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan pioneered the way and showed women that you can turn a settlement into sympathy, and then that sympathy into a TV Show/book deal. Now McGowan is forecasted to be overtaken by newest sexual harassment victim on the block Miro Sorvino. Sorvino claims that her denial of a few random reach arounds suggested by […]

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Liam Neeson Just Appalled At Gender Pay Gap

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s that time of year again where Liam Neeson needs you to go see the same movie that he always stars in just with a different name. It’s called The Commuter this time. You know what’s going to happen before you even buy the tickets. Liam’s got a gun and some fancy mma moves, kicking […]

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Connie Britton Believes Poverty Is Sexist

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Somehow underachieving and dwelling in complete squalor is directly correlated to your gender according to Connie Britton. She isn’t the brightest bulb in the box and proved it at the Golden Globes where most women were scrambling to achieve the glorious status of most oppressed victim of the evening. Wearing all black just wasn’t enough, […]

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Demi Lovato Is Totally Bisexual For Kristen Stewart Okay

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is an openly fluid bisexual pan-seared queer member of the LGBTQABCXYZ community, and don’t you forget it! The totally open and inclusive starlet sat down with the Peter Pan that unfortunately did age, hard, Ellen Degeneres, to play a classic game of Who’d You Rather featuring the who’s who of bangable celebrities like parking […]

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Nuclear War Negotiator Gets DUI

January 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

In what most people would assume to be a plot twist in a Team America reboot international feud de-escalating Dennis Rodman recently received a DUI in Newport Beach, California. Celebrities who look like they’re able to pass an HIV test typically fail field sobriety tests. I would expect better from an ex-NBA player who has […]

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