Blind Item: Which Celebrity Dad Had Sex With Daughters / Knocked Them Up

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult not to believe. 

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Crazy Carrey Quitting FaceBook, Calls Zuck Irresponsible American

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Facebook has weaved its way into the hearts of many and under the skin of many more. Jim Carrey is of the latter group. He is quitting Facebook and urges everyone else to do the same. The Russian Facebook advertisement scandal really chapped Jim’s ass and he’s ready to tap out. He believes that one […]

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See Omarosa’s Uncensored Boob From Celebrity Big Brother

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now is a really good time to write about dumb shit going on in the world because things seem especially dumb and especially shit, and speaking of, today we’re going to look at Omarosa Manigault’s tit. This is a woman who as of January 20th of this year was the Director of Communications for the Office […]

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Iggy Azalea Knows What Men Need

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Famous women on the internet almost always have too much time on their hands. That fact coupled with a proclivity to talk too much about topics they have too little experience in will always end in disaster. If you’re a celebrity with a vagina and access to the internet you’re either picking something to be […]

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Quincy Jones Is Probably On Substances

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Quincy Jones has either reached the last level of the Free Mason Illuminati ranks to speak so freely about industry secrets or he’s doing a boat load of coke in his eighties and couldn’t care less. He sat down with Vulture to have a conversation about everything ranging from Micheal Jackson stealing music and the […]

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People Think It’s Okay To Sexualize Olympic Male Athletes’ Bulges

February 12, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Whatever you do in life please do not think that Alexandra Daddario’s DD rack looked motorboat-able in her Time’s Up finest at the 2018 Golden Globes. That would be seriously messed up and would set us back four-thousand-years. But while you’re at it, please also make sure to look at the dick bulges of male Olympic […]

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Gigi Hadid Slams H8ers, Is Not Anorexic Okay?

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

An old and overweight woman once told me that a person can never be too young, too thin, or too rich, to which I said “At what point did life take a dump on you” and to which I later thought “The old lard wagon has a point.” The three pillars of Hollwood success – aside […]

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Kate Moss Lost Innocence At Age 14

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kate Moss was one of the hottest women around during her heyday. Most females don’t know what it takes to get how far she’s gotten over the course of her career. Fortunately for the women out there aspiring to make a career in front of the camera Kate is letting you in on a little […]

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Mariah Carey May Have Sucked One In The Name Of Satan

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey growing up in a satanic sex cult would explain so much of her eccentric diva behavior as an adult. Only someone who used their snatch to please Satan could hate Christmas so much. Allegations are flooding in that she observed ceremonies involving the sacrifice of animals and sex rituals. Her sister is the […]

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Ariel Winter Still Auditioning For Dove

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Okay already you’re hired. It’s been a while since we checked in on Ariel Winter, probably because once we got to know her mom Crystal we knew that Ariel wasn’t even the best Winter. But this whole time Ariel has been pounding her box in Instagram and Snapchat workout videos for any gyms, protein supplements, or […]

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