Lindsay Lohan Loves Gains

Lindsay Lohan’s most notable accomplishments after fame has been attempting to sell selfies, randomly converting to Islam, defending Harvey Weinstein, and now romantically involving herself with a wealthy Korean bodybuilder. read more

J.K Rowling Joins the Knot Twisting Party Over Johnny Depp

J.K. Rowling employed a big ball of words, rationalizations, and circular logic to explain to Harry Potter fans why she's good with Johnny Depp being the star of the next Fantastic Beasts film release. read more

Melanie Martinez Licks Ladies Without Consent

Theres a thesis in my social circle that states women with colorful hair are automatically crazy. A woman named Timothy with teal hair is claiming she was raped by a woman who clearly publicly appeals to pedophiles to sell records. read more

Open Post: August Ames Dead Pornstar Homophobe Or Dead Pornstar Feminist?

August Ames is a pornstar who was alive up until yesterday - when she reportedly hung herself after getting into a Twitter brawl over her comments construed as either homophobic or #MeToo-worthy empowering depending on which side you dress on. The impetus for... read more

Lena Dunham: And I Helped!

Lena Dunham is the equivalent of that little attention whore in the Shake 'n Bake commercial swooping in at the last minute to take credit for something gross in the new piece from the New York Times. The spokesperson for straight women, straight men, gay women, gay men,... read more

Patti LaBelle Outs a Very Dead Luther Vandross

If you're on Watch What Happens Live, you're not there to talk supply side economics. Andy Cohen's going to rhetorically flip you back to his limited areas of interest.  read more

Manly Pecking During Exorcist Made Internet Upset

While homosexual characters on television have become the norm two men kissing still doesn’t flow as fluidly as it would if it were two women playing a pick up game of tonsil hockey.  read more

Katharine McPhee Kicked Out After Wedding Crash

Katharine McPhee was recently reminded that she is in fact not Katy Perry. Showing up uninvited to a wedding got her tossed out. And nothing burns more than when a person of pedestrian caliber kicks a “star” out of their personal celebration.  read more

Chelsea Handler Pins L.A. Fires on Trump

It's more than okay to hate Trump. But if you're a comedian and Trump obsession is all you got, that's a deeper problem. read more

Timothy Heller Insists 'Voice' Singer Melanie Martinez Raped Her, We Discuss on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #112

If you live long enough, you will eventually see a chick singer named Timothy accuse her best friend and much hotter singer of a 72-hour bedroom breakdown dildo courtship against her will. read more

Emily Ratajkowski Wants Attention and Shit Around the Web

Who’d you rather, streaming skin, and more! read more

Nick Carter Defended And Forgiven For Rape

When Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys was accused of raping a woman I was confused. Anyone in a boyband is presumed to be an undercover homosexual until proven otherwise.  read more