Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy... READ MORE

Charlize Theron Depressed While Gaining Fifty-Pounds

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Undergoing dramatic weight change for a movie role seems very 2000’s, but Charlize Theron didn’t get the memo, and for her role in the Diablo Cody flick Tully, she packed on an impressive fifty-pounds. But life isn’t easy for... READ MORE

Female Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most comedians inject themselves into certain situations... READ MORE

Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.   COACHELLA DAY 2 A post shared by James Charles (@jamescharles) on... READ MORE

Aubrey O’Day Uses Barbara Bush To Sell Insta Clothes

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you secretly holding out hope that the Insta prostitutes we check out actually, deep deep down, have some stirring of feelings besides yeast infections are in for a disappointment today. Former Danity Kane lip-syncer and current nobody... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time... READ MORE

Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web

April 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's edition, we've got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence's big beautiful booty, and much more! READ MORE

Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter

April 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new... READ MORE

If She Smokes She Croaks

April 18, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this... READ MORE

T&A Streaming On Netflix, Amazon Prime, And Hulu

April 18, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Did the emotional scarring homosexual actor Tom Cruise endured from looking at girl boobies in Cocktail lead to his breakdown and cult-worshiping? Yes. But we reap the rewards, and Cocktail is currently streaming on Netflix, and with it peeks at Gina... READ MORE