Lena Dunham Thinks We Don’t Deserve Her Truth

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Here's a thought Lena. Maybe we don't want it. People continue to give Lena Dunham a platform sizable enough to accommodate her proportions and ego, and while attending SXSW, the thirty-one-year-old Girls alum bombarded attendees at a panel about having... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Selling Feminism For $2.99

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian is capitalizing off of feminism using a Kimoji expansion pack and boy does she mean business. If you don’t know what Kimojis are you’re probably a chauvinistic pig who needs to “slay in your lane” because “the... READ MORE

Hugh Hef’s Old Home On Protection List

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The ghost of Hugh Hefner can rest easy knowing the hallways he was recently appointed to haunt won’t be torn down but instead remodeled. The Playboy Mansion wasn’t landmarked by Los Angeles as originally planned but the new owner,... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Nip Slip If You Give A Crap

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sarah Hyland is starting to look completely insane from definitely not getting ill-advised plastic surgery, but at least she still has the wherewithal to pull stunts like flashing her tits in public. Last night Hyland hit up Delilah... READ MORE

Tim McGraw Collapses On Stage Due To “Dehydration” And Definitely Not Drugs

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You know when you forget to have enough water and so you crumple onto the floor? This everyday occurrence plagues all of us, which is why when you walk around the city, people around you randomly buckle at the... READ MORE

Ed Sheeran Making His Ladies Put A Ring On It

March 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m starting to fear the future after seeing evidence everyday of women attempting to take the lead. Ed Sheeran accepting a “man-gagement” ring is only making things worse, not equal. Pretty soon women will start expecting sex after paying... READ MORE

Blind Item: Actress Struggling To Blink From Too Much Plastic Surgery

March 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"I'm pretty sure her otherwise amazingly excellent plastic surgeon went a little overboard because this former A+ list mostly movie actress who will probably have A list name recognition forever even if she continues to keep herself from the... READ MORE

Chance To Fulfill Your Freaky Fish Fantasies Just Sold Out

March 11, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Just because bestiality is illegal doesn’t mean you should feel ashamed for wanting to be naughty with a fish. In fact, the The Shape of Water film probably spoke to your subconscious urges to sleep with a South American... READ MORE

Tila Tequila Procreating Again

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila refuses to close her mouth or legs and the man sticking it to her unfortunately finished in the wrong hole. She’s pregnant again. I was willing to bet she would be incarcerated for smiting whichever female celebrity... READ MORE

Ariel Winter Knows You Want Her Ass

March 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Mar 7, 2018 at 2:02pm PST With the millions of girls whose parents never loved them currently showing off their tits and asses on Instagram, we as the consumer really have... READ MORE