Erika Jordan Hoverboard Hottie and Shit Around the Web

Chanel Iman hits the beach, Lake Bell gets busty, and more! read more

Bella Hadid Moving Bags

The crowning achievement of any model is landing the eight hundred dollar purse gig. Even chicks like Bella Hadid who are half naked most of the time appreciate the chance to promote wares that go hand in hand with overcoats. That's a nice break from diarrhetics the week... read more

Paris Jackson Breaks Ground With Texting Only Interview

It's not uncommon for celebrities to be interviewed by phone. For shitty magazines. For editions of Vogue in major Western nations, when an expensive photo shoot is involved, it's highly unusual. For Paris Jackson, it was a texting only interview with Vogue Australia.  read more

Makeup-Free Gal Gadot Fucks Us

Gal Gadot took to Instagram to share a makeup-free selfie in the aftermath of a sleepless night with her sick newborn. A makeup-free selfie from a highly fuckable celebrity is a huge "go kill yourself" to hard working ladies everywhere. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 50: Katy Perry's Butt And Lucy Hale's Nude Debut

We got plenty of new nudes to discuss this week on the Mr. Skin Podcast, including the new seasons of Orange is the New Black and House of Cards, and the final seasons of Kingdom and The Leftovers. Plus, some streaming nudes courtesy of Katy Perry, and a look ahead to... read more

Lorde Autoimmune Disease Apology For Cyberbullying Justice

Elevated Hot Topics cashier Lorde publicly apologized for comments she made comparing Taylor Swift's fame to an autoimmune disease. A moment of clarity for those suspecting Swift was an autoimmune disease all along. read more

Alyssa Milano Financially Devastated

Alyssa Milano is the latest celebrity to sue her business manager for waking up in her 40's and being told she's broke. Milano claims she was swindled and misguided by the firm in charge of her finances, while the firm claims Milano spent like a fiend without care of... read more

Carrie Fisher Party Drug Cocktail

Hollywood has an obsession with recreational drugs. Also, pretending they have nothing to do with premature celebrity deaths. Mama Cass choked on a ham sandwich. The rest on their own vomit.  read more

Leonardo DiCaprio Picasso Siezed

Leonardo DiCaprio was asked by the U.S. Justice Department to turn over a three million dollar Picasso painting and a nine million dollar Basquiat collage. Those high-end pieces to DiCaprio's possession by way of the corrupt insiders who've been raiding the Malaysia's... read more

Kim Kardashian Blackface Apology

Kim Kardashian shared a heartfelt apology in the form of blaming her staff for publishing a super dark skin tone photo of her profile in promotion of her new KKW beauty line. A bunch of idiots labeled the shopped contrast photo as blackface, while even dumber people... read more

Adriana Lima Smoking Hot and Shit Around the Web

April O'Neill single again, the best nudity on the boob tube, and more! read more

Let The Wonder Woman Pay Gap Whining Commence

There's a natural lifecycle to unsupported bitching. It's all in the textbook and will definitely be on the Bad Shit Men Do To Subjugate Women finals. A long title for the most popular class currently taught at liberal arts schools.  read more