I thought we were finally done with Halloween pictures, but then these showed up, and you don’t discover Katie Price Halloween pictures and not post them. That’s not my rule, it’s in the Bible.
Some people criticize her because her breasts aren’t real. She has implants. But I’m not from outer space here on Earth to study human biology. I don’t care why they’re big, just as long as they are. Also, they’re real on the outside, and that’s the only part I’m involved with.
(source = mavrix online)
I’ve never punched a woman in the stomach before, but I shouldn’t brag because I’ve also never been within striking distance of Lady GaGa. Those two facts are almost certainly related. That she’s friends with Perez makes her punchable all by itself, but even without that she’s annoying like no other. She wore this “look at me everyone!” crap to the ACE Awards last night in New York, and she’s so ugly in real life it’s now proven to be fatal.
… her arrival made a photographer at the event pass out while standing on a ladder causing him to fall to his death. This was an accident but still a shock to the world of the photographers.
I don’t ask for much, but I really hope my death isn’t related to Lady GaGa in some way. I’d rather have my friends and family find me naked in a noose with gay porn on the TV and a chair leg shoved up my ass than to have ‘poker face’ playing in their head whenever they think of me. I’m sure they would too.
(story and picture source = fame)
While we’re on the subject of sexy Hollywood Halloween pictures, September Playmate Kimberly Phillips has some from the Playboy party on her facebook (her facebook fan page is here). This is relevant to my interests because she might be the most perfect girl of all time (a few of her Playboy pics here), and there is literally nothing on earth I would rather do than look at pictures of Kimberly Phillips.
If I had cancer, and in one hand you had a pill in the form of a gummy bear that would cure me and also make me immortal and give me the power to fly, and in the other hand you had new naked pictures of Kimberly Philips, I would rip the pictures from your hand and then slap you for wasting my precious time. How Dare You! Give me those pictures and leave me at once!
JENNIFER LOVE CHEWIT - tortured boys everywhere by twittering just this one picture of her as a Playboy bunny for Halloween (full size UHQ here). Aren’t you surprised she didn’t post more? I know I was surprised. According to sources that are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost a ton of weight and now looks amazing, but here all we have is this one picture, a picture reminiscent of when fat girls on myspace try to pull the ol’ fat girl “switch-a-roo”. Why would she do that? It’s quite a mystery. Someone should call the cops. (twitter)
JOSS WHEDON - borrowed an old SNL joke (*) to announce his bid to buy the Terminator franchise, the rights to which will be auctioned off later this month. The company that currently holds the rights to all future Terminator projects - including movies, TV and games - has to sell them because they’re so in debt. You can still make real Terminators though and extract your revenge on girls who laughed at you in high school. (NOTE - “Don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh!”) (deadline hollywood)
KIEFER SUTHERLAND - ran up a $500 bar tab with the cast and crew of ’24’ during a break in shooting last week in San Pedro. Awesome now gets awesomer because they were there between 7am and 1pm. That’s right. They STARTED drinking at 7 in the morning. Kiefer paid for everyone, then left a $200 tip. After that they left so Kiefer could win every single category at the Coolest Guy Ever Awards. (tmz)
CHRISTINA RICCI - was in Miami over the weekend, and I forgot to post these yesterday when they were topical, but I already bought them so, hey look, it’s Christina Ricci in Miami! “She’s no Kimberly Phillips”, as the popular saying goes, but some of these are pretty hot. Her piercing blue eyes are an intoxicating ocean of intrigue, her rippling muscles glisten in the sun and her super short shorts reveal just a hint of her tight little sexy ass. Wait. Wait no sorry. I was seeing my reflection in the monitor. False alarm, everyone. (mavrix and splash and inf)
If Jewel wants attention, and it would seem she does, she shouldn’t have posed for bikini pictures on Halloween weekend. If she ended up competing with hot girls in slutty costumes, she would get killed, and thx to sexy bitches like Kim Kardashian and Kimberly Phillips, that’s exactly what happened. Jewel should have waited until someone died or something. Someone like Julia Roberts. So people would be sad, but not that sad. I mean, c’mon, who cares. On a day like that Jewel bikini pictures would seem quite nice. So there it is. The lesson is clear: we must kill Julia Roberts!
(source = inf daily)
Kim Kardashian calls this Princess Jasmine costume part of her “Disney Halloween”, but a better name might be “HOLYFUCKINGSHIT”. Kim used to be kind of average looking. Now she seems to get hotter every day. If I had sex with her while she wore this outfit, I would just chop my dick off and frame it when we were done, because no matter what happened next it would all be down hill from there. I prefer to remember it in it’s prime.
(source = kimkardashian.com)
