The Kushner Boys Doing Alright For Themselves

Sons of well-to-do Jersey real estate magnate, Charles Kushner, Jared and Joshua seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. The both are rumored to have been let into Harvard after dad made a $2.5 million donation to the cash-starved institution. State Department rules... read more

Khloe Kardashian Loves Her Cock Tall, Dark and Handome

It's hard to defend Khloe Kardashian with a straight face. She's employed that tiny fractured brain in her abundant head to live the zoo life of a non-dancing showgirl who posts inane thoughts on social media. read more

Jim Carrey Is A Real Life Mad Hatter

There are no free lunches in life. Hence if you look gloriously insane you probably are. Cue Jim Carrey. Carrey is best friends with Nicolas Cage. That statement should stand on its own. read more

Vanilla Ice Impossibly Still in the News

Vanilla Ice is a walking punchline. His name alone is so corny you can't believe he takes himself seriously. Does he? You'll never know. He's laughing all the way to the bank. read more

The Social Good Summit Seems Largely Unnecessary

The global Social Good Summit sponsored by Target and Taco Bell seemed to make a lot of progress in New York City over the weekend. The event focused on the fairly wide open question, what do you want the world to look like in 2030. It seemed like a mere fairytale wish... read more

Cindy Crawford Underaged Daughter Whoring and Tranny Pioneers on The Last Men on Earth Podcast #60

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we get into the nitty gritty of Hillary Clinton's STD hack, Alexis Arquette and the same virus that did her or him in, Tim Gunn speaking for all men who abhor tits telling Emily Ratajkowski to cover hers up, entitled Millennial... read more

Snowden Reveals All, Except for Titties (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

It's nearly impossible to see bare tits any more in major motion pictures. There's probably a profound and complex reason behind the Burqa-zation of modern theatrical fair, but just assume the basis is something hypocritical, senseless, and unfounded. read more

Charlotte McKinney In Lacy Lingerie And Shit Around The Web

Charlotte McKinney lingeries in a crappy Pete Yorn's new video. Both of those notes are redundant. read more

Michelle Lewin Thong Signage

All the political talk about the scourge of Latin American immigration misses the not to be missed number of attractive young Hispanic women coming to the U.S. and desperate never to return. read more

Hilaria Baldwin Post-Partum Selfies Ought to Piss Off the Red Tent

Hilaria Baldwin posted photos of her bare middle just twenty-four hours after giving birth to Alec's eighty-third child by her in the past four years. The not quite Spanish yoga instructor is either trying to get most women to hate her, or all women. read more

Megan Rapinoe Pigeon Holed

The only thing America cares about less than a backup quarterback is soccer. Even the backup quarterback doesn't care about soccer really. Megan Rapinoe has now effectively locked herself into being known as that soccer chick who takes a knee during the National Anthem. read more

Vanderbilt University Teaching Pronoun Etiquette

You have to go into the Wayback Machine to find a time when schools focused on academics. Who can afford reading comprehension when there's gender non-specific pronouns to be learned? read more