Amber Heard Waterlogged Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

Gabrielle Caunesil, Petra Nemcova, and more! read more

Katy Perry Hates Taylor Swift

Pop music star battles are the encephalitic younger cousins of rap star battles. Just smile and hand it that balloon it keeps staring at. read more

Laverne Cox Almost Naked For Real Womanhood

90% of being a woman is assuaging crippling self-doubt with sexual validation. The other 10% is veiling that impulse as self-empowerment. Laverne Cox isright on track. read more

Robin Wright Topless, Bored, Underpaid

Robin Wright and her "tiny sprinkle of botox" take to The Edit magazine to pose topless and discuss the trials and tribulations of affluent womanhood. Seventy-five-year-old Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson hits all the prerequisite high notes as the interviewer. read more

Katherine Waterston Slays the Beast in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

See the Alien: Covenant star go from Ripley to Strip-ley! read more

Weiner Down

Anthony Weiner will plead guilty to one federal charge of transferring obscene material to a minor. This is the fallout from Weiner's most recent sexting scandal where he once again claimed he got hacked and not to believe anything you read in the Daily Mail. read more

Racist Yale Dean of Anti-Racism Can't Be Fired Due to Racism

The best part about the self-proclaimed virtuous is waiting their inevitable fall from grace. It's that moment when the homophobic redneck from high school announces on Facebook he's managing a granola bar with his male life partner in Portland. read more

Amber Rose Hints at Fucking Jay Z

We've always had stupid people. There was simply never a way to raise a stupid person army until social media arose. You can now wrap yourself in a dummy quilt of daily beefs and perfect comebacks by, for, and between idiots. read more

Tanya Callau Gold Digging

Alan Thicke's two surviving sons Robin and Brennan are lining up against their stepmom who they claim is wrangling for more cash from their dead dad's estate during probate. Probably a little late for the stepmom's a gold-digger charges. read more

Joanna Krupa Can't Quit the Nightclub Men

Everybody has a type. If you came up in the denying you're an escort business, perhaps you cotton to stylish Euro-men who run nightclubs and meet with men with thick necks late night on obstructed view balconies. read more

Chelsea Manning Ready to Bust a 7-Year Nut

Chelsea Manning did what any tranny convicted traitor would do upon early commutation release from prison -- she posted selfies of herself in an low cut top. This Espionage Act convicted former Private First Class Bradley Manning is ready to mingle. read more

Priyanka Chopra Boudoir Hottie and Shit Around the Web

Lea Michelered carpet cleavage (DrunkenStepfather) Tanya Callaudenies she's a gold digger (TMZ) Sarah Goodhartpantie upskirt (TaxiDriverMovie) Tina Delitopless cold cuts (EgotasticAllStars) Priyanka Chopraboudoir hottie (Egotastic) Shay Mitchellboobtastic and bootylicious... read more