Rosie O'Donnell's Most Recent Wife Kills Herself

It's super sad when a forty-something mom takes her own life. Even sadder when because of really poor life decisions, she's officially known in the press as 'Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wife'. Eva Braun had it easier in her obit. read more

Daniel Dae Kim Un-Whitewashes Hellboy

Whitewashing was a term developed by slacktivists on social media to describe British dudes playing every role in every movie and TV show regardless of ethnic origin of the character. It's a phenomenon that nobody cared about when English guys played Nazis, Russians,... read more

Ariel Winter Sexualized By Mother At Twelve

Anyone familiar with Ariel Winter might not be shocked to find out that she didn't have an exemplary female presence around the house while growing up. Little clues such as the fact that she dresses like a prostitute could tip you off. Winter called it quits with her mom... read more

Tyrese Gibson Mad At Dwayne Johnson For Fast And Furious Spin-Off

Count on a man invited at the middle of a franchise series to run away with a spin-off. The complement "stealing the show" shouldn't encourage an actor to actually do it. But tell that to Dwayne Johnson. read more

Justin Bieber Beefing With Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson is calling out Biebs for rock culture cultural appropriation. read more

Two Boring Forgettable People Divorce

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have called it quits after eight years of marriage. The union never really seemed like it would work. And, it didn't. Fergie is best known for playing the titular Beast in Beauty and the Beast and Duhamel is that guy who was in that thing. While... read more

Darryl Strawberry Says God Saved Him From Cocaine

I hope God is getting a royalty check from all of these rehab places using the power of his name to help recovering crack addicts. Darryl Strawberry is from an era where black men in sports weren't afraid of being a little eccentric. read more

Barely Clothed Baristas Fight For Freedom To Still Fill Your Cup

Every man in America has a boner before breakfast and if you happen to live in Washington it's probably because of the coffee. But the last situation I want to see at seven a.m. is a woman with more mustache than me seductively handover my handcrafted microbrew.  read more

Open Post: WTF Is Going On With Fashion

A bunch of corpses from the 90's and Bella Hadid huddle together for warmth in a photo for Alexander Wang's new ad campaign. I don't know which is more surprising - the fact that they let Hadid pretend to be a real model or the fact that she looks practically... read more

Jennifer Aniston's Cleavage Misses Brad Pitt Too and Shit Around the Web

Sommer Ray, Demi Lovato, Antonio Banderas co-stars nude, and more! read more

Jamie King Sticks Up for Skinny Chicks

In regards to fashion, the world falls into two groups from now on. There are those that love watching fat women frolic in Fruit of the Loom underwear. And those that don't.  read more

Disqus Assisting in Toxic Speech Censorship

Disqus, the leading third party provider of blog commenting systems you see omnipresent on the Internet, has added a "toxicity" feature that will allow site owners to censor comments based upon an AI learned speech or content pattern the site owner finds "toxic" to... read more