Rob Lowe And His Vag SLAM Bella Thorne For Mudslide Tweet

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I’ve suspected for quite a while that Rob Lowe is the owner of a hot pink pussy, and he all but confirmed this horrifying image yesterday by getting into a Twitter brawl with a twenty-year-old girl. Yes, the girl is botched starlet Bella Thorne, who already has the life experience and overall aesthetic of a […]

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Floyd Mayweather Flunked His #MeToo Test (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Athletes are often asked to comment on outside-of-sports matters to which they have no educational background or intellectual curiosity. It never goes well. It shouldn’t. Dumb models practice fake answers to grown up questions in pageants and they still come off as potato heads. A reporter from Men’s Health, who appeared to be maybe twelve […]

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The Mr. Skin Minute Exposes the Golden Globes of This Year’s Winners (VIDEO)

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

  This week’s Mr. Skin Minute is a tribute to the winners! This year, three actresses were awarded Golden Globes for roles in which they went nude, which is a win-win for Mr. Skin! Nicole Kidman took home Best Actress in a Limited Series for her work in the HBO miniseries Big Little Lies, where she went nude a grand total of five […]

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Mom of “Monkey” Hoodie Model Seems Nonplussed

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Diddy and TheWeeknd and LeBron James have a sharper understanding of what’s good for you and your children than you do. Common mistake. As with Dr. Spock in generations before. Also, whoever invented the idea of “time outs”. A series of black entertainers and athletes called out retailer H&M […]

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Seal Targets Oprah Because Politics Just Got Good

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You have to have a monster ego to want to be President because the process of obtaining the job is perhaps the most dehumanizing endless rounds of trolling ever. And it pays less than McDonald’s fry jobs in Seattle now. The buzz around Oprah for President created after the Golden Globes by a lazy and […]

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Kendall Jenner To Solve World’s Problems With Cupid

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well this is a relief for Jessica Chastain, who doesn’t seem to have gotten her global “transformation social change” off the ground quite yet. Fake model and Petree dish face Kendall Jenner has another solution for worldwide peace love and understanding that’s most likely about as realistic as what Chastin is cooking up, and it […]

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Sophie Kasaei a Tit Nippley and Crap Around the Web

January 11, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

LeAnn Rimes bikini booty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Antarctic adventure (TMZ) Moira Donegan cops to creating the ‘Shitty Media Men’ harassment list that got everybody fired (TerribleWords) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley breast exposed at photo shoot (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Kasaei beach bikini body curves (Egotastic) Sura Silverman sexy in this elegant topless shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Gal Gadot looking like a leggy […]

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Stan Lee Loves Nurses A Little Too Much

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stan Lee sort of slipped up recently. At age 95 it’s pretty easy to claim you’re senile and your hand is accidentally triggered to grab ass every time the nurse checks your blood pressure. Testosterone is one hell of a hormone. You’re at an age where you’re about to die and allowed to get away […]

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Ed Sheeran Obsessed With Carrying Condiments

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes you just can’t completely remove the poor from a person. When frequenting establishments where the average meal costs close to $500 there is no reason to put salt, pepper, or ketchup on whatever you’re served. Just don’t tell that to Ed Sheeran as he carries a bottle Heinz at all times. Even normies know […]

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Margot Robbie Wants To Be A Decision Maker

January 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hollywood is about to lose another pretty face. Margot Robbie has decided to go after a possible career as a director. More empowerment for her, less eye candy for the rest of us. No longer should the person behind the camera be the stereotypical privileged male waving his wang around, women want the opportunity to […]

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