UFC news probably doesn’t belong on a page like this, but this is a big deal so I don’t really give a shit. If you don’t know, Brock Lesnar is a former WWE superstar and the current UFC heavyweight champion, and his fight this Saturday had to be postponed after he was diagnosed with mono last week. Now it seems things are much worse than that. The LA Times says…
Lesnar has been diagnosed with a “serious” illness and expects to be out of action for an extended period.
UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta would say only that the organization is granting Lesnar’s request for privacy.
“It’s bad,” UFC president Dana White said. “It’s real bad. I am worried about it. I can’t really talk about it right now, but [Lesnar] is in rough shape.”
In another report, White said, “He doesn’t have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he’s got some problems.” In a third report, White says he, “is very very sick (and) will require major surgery.” Even with that, “There’s a possibility Lesnar will never fight again.”
This disease or whatever he has must be from outer space because Lesnar is an animal. I thought he would just call any virus a fag and then chop down trees with the side of his hand or something until his white blood cells kicked it’s ass. Frankenstein could ride a triceratops into a cage with Lesnar and 3 minutes later Brock would walk out wearing a dinosaur horn as a hat.
Lindsay Lohan has only bothered to complete about half of the requirements in her probation after a 2007 DUI arrest, and last month a judge told her she would go to jail if she continued to “thumb her noise” at the court.
In a related story, Lindsay stole two bottles of champagne while at Crown Bar last week (story here), and up top is a video captured by X17 Online of Lindsay in a bathroom this weekend with Brandon “Firecrotch” Davis while he appears to do coke. Using her quick legal mind, Lindsay went on twitter and denied she was there.
“hahaha x17online posted photos of NOT ME inside someone’s bathroom…
All negativity & bad karma..nice try though kids-u should do a deal with michael lohan sr :) a match made in heaven! perfect, he’s religious!
Thank you for keeping my company!”
I don’t mean to brag but I’m pretty sure I know what Lindsay Lohan looks like. And what she looks like is the ratty haired, post-apocalyptic truck-stop hooker in that bathroom with coke in it. The full video is under the “read more” link, and in that she leaves the next morning so there’s no doubt she was there. Any normal judge would see this and at least bring her in for a drug test, but judges in LA have all the deductive power of a ref in the WWE.
Jennifer Aniston is still a blurry mess in the newest bikini pictures from her trip to Mexico, and thank god because the only thing worse than blurry Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures is clear Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures.
Or maybe I’m being hard on her because these are from Mexico. One time I was doing math and the problem was so hard when I solved it I got sent back in time to ancient Mexico. The Aztecs or whatever started to attack me but my penis is so big I was able to convince them I was a god. I shook it at them and they named it “the Thunder Stick”. Then I made love to many of their beautiful ladies. It was a close call. I’ll get you for this Math!
Britney Spears and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went for a cruise around Sydney Harbour in Australia this weekend, and Britney may be a little too muscular, but overall she looks pretty good in a bikini again. This Jason dude deserves a high five. She’s not what she once was, but it still has to be pretty cool to look down and see Britney Spears giving you a blowjob. I guess it’s that way with any celebrity but even more so with Britney. Way better than Lindsay, for example. Instead of sex with Lindsay, you could just put your dick in a garbage can and stir it around a little bit and it would essentially be the same thing.
Most people are generally stupid and to prove it Vanessa Williams of ‘I Have No Idea’ was nominated for an Emmy as Best Actress in a Comedy while Kaitlin Olsen of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ was not. They might as well have nominated a map of Texas and the color Red too because that category made no sense whatsofuckingever without Olsen in it.
This world really sucks sometimes. After first denying it, Carrie Prejean has now admitted that she once made a tape of herself masturbating. And now she’s being attacked again. As if what she did is weird. Girls do that stuff all the time, especially pent up religious girls, that doesn’t mean they want to go on TV and talk about it. Unfortunately she probably will, because now it’s being reported that she actually made 8 tapes like that.
…there are SEVEN more (sex tapes) – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.
On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.
Holy Crap! This sexy young blond girl with a hot body who recorded it while she fukced herself shouldn’t have to apologize for anything. The only people who don’t have sex or masturbate are fuckin weirdos, period. She’s awesome, and these videos sound fantastic. An hour after they come out my penis is gonna burst into flames from all the friction. If you saw it you’d swear someone had just sprayed it lighter fluid and set it on fire.
