The woman in this video has the most glorious cameltoe we’ve ever seen. I mean, it’s fucking breathtaking. This chick was once a kinda-sorta-not-really fat teenager who even the rapey guys in high school wouldn’t touch. That is until she discovered some super vegan raw food diet that blah, blah, fucking blah. Now she doesn’t eat nuts or bread or anything remotely good and she goes around giving presentations on eating like a diabetic rabbit to bored New Age housewives. The biggest benefit to the diet seems to be the health and vigor that one’s labia can achieve. Her meat curtains are like the event horizon of a black hole that is threatening to pull both her pants and all matter around it into her pussy singularity. It’s really hard to listen to what a woman has to say when her genitalia is pulsating through her trousers. Yes, I know your face is up there, but your pie hole just swallowed my dog.

While Us Weekly reported back in January that “Nashville” star Hayden Panettiere and on-and-off boyfriend and heavyweight boxing champion, Wladimir Klitschko, were engaged, it still seems to be a topic of confusion among people who care about their strange relationship. But Hayden may have provided an answer on Tuesday, when she attended the Entertainment Weekly and ABC-TV Upfronts Party in New York City and she was seen with this ridiculous ring on her right hand.

Of course, sticklers for accuracy are quick to point out that women wear engagement rings on the left hand, but the Daily Mail suggests that maybe she just went the European route and wore it on her right hand. But then Hayden attended the Versus Versace launch party in New York last night and the ring was nowhere in sight, suggesting that nobody knows dick.

So I think the most important question here is how goofy does it look when these two have sex? Does she climb all over him like a tiny monkey in a giant tree? Or does he just lay back and twirl her around like an airplane propeller?

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