Jennifer Lawrence Reasonably Poor Drunken Stripper

Radar Online was the highest bidder for a cellphone camera video of Jennifer Lawrence wasted on stage at a strip club in Austria during a break from filming. She was in danger only so much as her sober Mossad-trained body guard was three feet away and capable of killing... read more

Kendall Jenner Shot By The Suite Life Twin

The Algonquin Roundtable of cheeky sophisticates has been replaced by celebrity TV kids growing up to fashion the zeitgeist without ever having to express themselves by way of a complete sentence. read more

Alexandra Daddario Baywatch Body

Through all the Baywatch promotional campaigns and appearances and pressers and Q&A's, nobody's asked a single question about acting. Simply out of politeness you ask your champagne room stripper where she trained in dance. read more

Bella Hadid Spilling Out Of Her Top For Cannes

Each May world class actors you wouldn't want to spend a cab ride with and opportunistic gutter trash alike convene for the Cannes Film Festival. read more

Taylor Swift Disguised To Fuck This New Boyfriend

Taylor Swifthas been in hiding for the past few months, fueling speculations that she's actually a slice of plain white bread in a wig thatneeds to be periodically swapped out due to mold. The charismatic starch has actually beenporkingyounger British piece, the... read more

Rosie O'Donnell Hate Over the Top

Everybody who is anybody in not working so much celebrity comedy circles is dying to play a Trump cabinet character on SNL's weekly 90 minutes dedicated to Trump is an asshole sketches. SNL has seen an audience resurgence after years of slumping thanks in large part, or... read more

James Harden Has Friends In Low Places

It is being alleged in a lawsuit that James Harden paid a group of thugs $20,000 to beat a guy up and rob him of his jewelry. He has that kind of money. Apart from the contract and sneaker deal, someone paid him a shitload to throw game 6 against the Spurs. read more

Miley Cyrus Image Change

Miley Cyrus is apparently having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that she is Miley Cyrus. For anyone over thirty, this would be the thickly veneered daughter of country music hack Billy Ray Cyrus, an ass clown who had a novelty hit popular in bars where people... read more

So, The $149 Mr. Skin Lifetime Membership Is Actually Back

Well, fuck us. In celebration of his appearance on tonight's episode of the hit Bravo series Below Deck, Mr. Skin is bringing back his insanely popular$149 Lifetime Membershipfor a very limited time. That means that you can have the exact same membership benefits as... read more

Katya Henry Thongtastic on Snapchat and Shit Around the Web

Anna Ewersmodels Euro swimwear (DrunkenStepfather) Former WWE DivaCameronlikes white dudes (TMZ) Victoria Herveybraless in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Rosie Danverstopless with pink hair (EgotasticAllStars) Katya Henrylooks thongtastic on Snapchat (Egotastic) ... read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 45: Mr. Skin And Andrea Appear On Bravo's 'Below Deck'!

The Mr. Skin podcast is making the leap from audio to visual this week by appearing on a very sexy episode of Bravo’sBelow Deck: Mediterranean! read more

Kim Zolciak Topless Wedding Vow Renewal Photo Op

After you've published invasive photos of your little kid in the E.R. and offered up your daughter for oral to gain social media traction, where do you do to get your reputation back? Kim Zolciak staged a wedding vow renewal ceremony with her unemployed NFL husband. read more