The Mr. Skin Podcast Is Here, Fucking Finally

I like guys who like guy stuff. I know some percent of them are secretly wearing their mother's stolen underwear, but I also know my dentist probably runs a BDSM basement. Just fix my cavity. Dudes who openly appreciate antiquing are never to be given the keys to the kingdom. Mr. Skin has spent the last nearly twenty years sharing videos and photos of actress' tits. Obama won a Nobel Prize. You tell me who earned the...

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Memphis Bleek Belly Up

There was a time when fans argued over rappers and you at least sort of recognized the artist names cited. Ten guys filled up ninety percent of discussion outside that one dumbass who'd mention a street kid in Dayton who was the rage on underground mixtapes. Now it's all street kids from Dayton. Every black 20-something with an idiotic moniker is likely to link you to an urban blog site talking about who he's beefing...

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Harry Potter Mandrake Baby Reminds Us That It's Not Abuse If It's Viral

Bartertown mores were levels superior to the jaded exhibitionism culture of social media. It's one thing to share your amazing salads. Your lunch, your call. Cosplaying with your newborn for that perfect viral photo seems short sighted.

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Joanna Krupa Topless And Shit Around The Web

Joanna Krupa denies any past as a paid escort. She also is legally denying that her snatch smells like day old hamachi. However she's not denying us a look at her bare breasts, so pinch your nose and take a peek.

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Model Joy Corrigan Not Quite in A Bikini

If mothers could set aside straight-faced 'you can be an engineer' chats with their teen daughters and teach them how to secure their bikini tops after sunbathing on their stomaches, they'd be imparting a far more practical life skill. Never let a man see your tits if you're not being paid or potentially proposed to.

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Victoria Beckham Lonelier Than Usual

Victoria Beckham shared a photo of herself kissing her daughter on the lips because she understands news media cycles even better than Trump. Models who don't show off their bodies on social media quickly run out of ideas.

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Maitland Ward Pants-less

It's hard to measure the precise moment at which you begrudgingly accept every struggling soul as worthy of some praise. Search for that spirit crushing feeling after you bed down the girl at college you felt sorry for during Freshman year because you just assumed she'd never find a guy.

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Dancing W Captures Our Hearts (VIDEO)

There are certain signs you don't get out much. George W. Bush was first to the dance floor during the Battle Hymn of the Republic at the heavy hearted service for the assassinated police officers in Dallas. The man just loves to dance. Michelle Obama pinched out the face of the popular girl in Middle School forced to hold the special kid's hand during the Spring musical.

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Ryan Phillippe Takes The Bullet

The USA series Shooter is about an ex Marine who is coaxed out of retirement when he learns of a plot to kill the President. This is the fallacy of all shitty movies and TV shows. There's not just one guy who's good at shooting a rifle or bouncing at bars or driving a getaway car. There are literally thousands.

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Ariel Winter Tubes and Panties

Remember when we all laughed when Ariel Winter staked the moral high-ground defending Kim Kardashian as a body-positive third wave feminist? The fourth wave has to be total whores

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Ashley Graham Still Relatively Fat

Stop the presses, Ashley Graham's husband is a black dude. We definitely had him pegged as a Taylor Swift guy. She is super proud of her stretch marks, which is obviously pathetic. I have a pimple on my ass, why have I not posted it to Instagram?

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Bella Thorne's See-Through Nip Show And Shit Around The Web

Bella Thorne is a fake birth certificate eighteen, so likely twenty-three, but could already teach a masters level class in making it in Hollywood in 2016. She has no sign of above average anything save for tits and makeup and she's booking herself into the financial stratosphere. Overachieving never happens by accident. Copy every single thing she does.

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Joe Perry Don't Look So Good (VIDEO)

Because the world needs more AARP members in rock and roll cover bands, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, Alice Cooper, and Johnny Depp sans lesbian wife formed The Hollywood Vampires to go on national tour in search of decent cocaine. Joe Perry made it one song into the set during the Coney Island appearance before tapping out and losing consciousness off-stage. Heart attacks are rock and roll at twenty-seven. At...

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Gisele Bundchen Still Earning

If you ever had a hint of being rich, sell women's clothing. It's the biggest legal market out there not involving digging deep into the earth's mantle. Unless you've got a big fucking shovel, sell pants to chicks.

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Fergie Goes Tits Large

Fergie got huge new cans. They're fairly spectacular. Like Clemens or Bonds ass injection marks at forty-one, assume Fergie just added three to four more big money years to her career. Worth noting, Clemens and Bonds were talented before the PEDs.

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