Beast Names Baby

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After Kylie Jenner named her baby after a stripper who fucked the president, Beast Kardashian didn't really stand a chance in christening her foal with the year's stupidest baby name. Or so I thought. Beast took to Instagram to... READ MORE

Weekend TV Tits Roundup

April 16, 2018 | NSFW | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The weather outside sucks balls, so what better time to stay in and see this week’s decent television nudity plus an old woman in lingerie? None. Erica Ash gets her vag and possibly Ash eaten out on In... READ MORE

Heather Locklear Is A Cop Loving Law Abiding Citizen; Just Kidding

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Heather Locklear was married to Tommy Lee at one point in her life so she isn’t above rockstar behavior. At 56 years of age her highlights include driving a Porsche into a ditch and beating her boyfriend as well... READ MORE

Priyanka Chopra Possibly Born To Brown

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The only Chopra whose existence I acknowledge is Deepak. Because when you start paying attention to the others you open the door for diva behavior from someone who most likely won’t stay around long. I’m starting to think that... READ MORE

John Cena Splits With Nikki Bella Weeks Before Wedding

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re thinking “Who and who?” then just know that you don’t need to well-versed in old roided out wrestlers for this story to be a real knee-slapper. Wrestler turned actor/wrestler John Cena had trailer parks across the... READ MORE

Starbucks – We Like Our Arrested Loiterers Like We Like Our Coffee: Black

April 16, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

   If you live in Philadelphia your life is already shitty enough, but insult was added to injury when two black men were arrested at a Philadelphia Starbucks for what the manager who phoned the police alleged was loitering.... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner Nipple Inspiration

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Does your significant other have unsightly nipples? Maybe those innies make you cringe. Or areoles the size of IHOP pancakes are deal breakers for you. No longer will you need to fear staring at your old lady’s enormous lopsided... READ MORE

Blind Item: Actress Now Eating And Might Not Die After All

April 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This former A/A- list mostly movie actress who has had a movie franchise and a tv movie franchise is actually regularly eating after her doctor told her she would die within a year. She either had to start eating... READ MORE

Patti LuPone Pooping On Uma Thurman’s Broadway Performance

April 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women don’t really stick together outside of metoo related incidents or other similar instances that allow them the opportunity to unitedly shame men. It’s completely fine for women to be cunts to each other, just as long as the... READ MORE

22 Year Old Sophie Turner Putting Work Before Her Wedding

April 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If we needed any further confirmation that Joe Jonas never owned pants in his relationship with Sophie Turner, this is it. Most women typically consider marriage, sandwich meat selection, and giving birth as their greatest achievements. Not Turner, she’s... READ MORE