Bow Wow Brag Cash Not His Own

You'll always be Lil Bow Wow to me, fucker. The rapper born Shad Moss took a picture of his money to show the world that he has so much of it it needs sorting and stacking. Like those multi-level marketing huckstersintheir rented Benzes hoisting modified 1040's to show potential recruits how much money there is in selling meats and cheeses door to door. A guy named Timothy Sykes noticed the Bow Wow photo was more

Erykah Badu Touches the Third Rail of Slutty Feminism

Moms used toscold their daughters to cover up so as not to give boys the wrong impression. This made it easier for boys to figure out which girls to buy dinner. 2016moms are fighting school principals to let their teen daughters wear yogapants and show off their bras. It's unclear if they're taking a moral stand or just want their daughters to be picked first for rainbow parties. Blue is your color. Don't get more

Kristen Stewart Working Both Sides And Shit Around The Web

Twilight star and newly minted power lesbian Kristen Stewart tried to be sexy in some tights for Chanel. Personally,I wouldn't fuck her with Soko Sokolinski's dick. Unless nobody was looking, then yeah. If you likeKristen Stewart as a hetero-normative, click here. (Last Men On Earth) Miranda Kerr is super cleavy in a sheer outfit. (Egotastic) WWE divas go bikiniing together. (TMZ) Taylor Swift shows off her Big more

Taylor Swift Looks Different

Vogue magazine pitched Taylor Swift on a day in the real life of Taylor Swift piece. Swift approved and randomly picked the day she was going to be the maid of honor and sing at her childhood friend's wedding. It's unclear if the childhood friend is real or a super cute paid extra, along with several other visits Swift and the reporter make in her quaint hometown where everybody steps out of a Norman Rockwell more

Ashley Tisdale Pasties

If you can make out Ashley Tisdale's pasties, don't worry, she's selling them online along with her makeup and accessory tips and productd. Who doesn't want to look like Natalie Portman pubescent in The Professional. You're thirty and trading off High School Musical. Are you not seeing those commercials for careers in Private Investigation and Dialysis Nursing? Online learning allows you the freedom to take dirty more

Blac Chyna Stripping for Two Now

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book themon the show for one million. A rich white kid used to be able to extort their parents just by bringing around a trashy black chick and extolling the virtues ofbareback. You can't play that interracial reproductive danger hand in Kardashian more

Johnny Manziel Hard to Kill

Johnny Manziel has been a famous drunk for so long now it's hard to imaginehe's only twenty-three. He has a solid ten years before he's at the Lamar Odom brothel cashing out his life stakes for pussy and death mints. Since being cut by the Browns, akin to being dumped by an ugly girlfriend, Manziel's been clubbing in L.A. with claims he's living with various former Browns and Texas A&M teammates who have no more

Khloe Kardashian Recalls Her Pretty Baby Moments

Kris Jenner forced daughter Khloe Kardashian to get beauty treatments when she was just thirteen. It was a facial and a sneaky armpit waxing. You have acne and male pattern hair growth. You think the nice neighbor man paying our electric bill needs to see that? Khloe recounts the event like she's Jodie Foster talking about that one time on a pinball machine. I remember when I was like 13 years old, my mom made me more

Duggars Raps for Jesus

Jessa Duggar was the hot one on 19 Kids and Counting. Also the one molested by her brother, Josh. God has a plan. You will be gifted with good looks such that your brother may cum faster staring at you with his hand under your nightgown. The plan has many moving parts.Jessa is the star of a new reality show featuring her and her sister, called Jill & Jessa: Counting On. Also featured are Jessa's husband, more

Brian Austin Green Gets Back in There

With the instincts of a stripper about to lose her bread winner, Brian Austin Green knocked up Megan Fox for a third time. Pretty slick, survivor. Fox filed for divorce Green last Fall after flipping through iCal and realizing her husband hadn't worked in seventeen years. Green claims to suffer from vertigo which renders him unable to work or do the dishes. He takes care of the couple's two toddlers at home more

Bono Is Still Fucking Annoying And Shit Around The Web

For some reason Bono was speaking before congress on ISIS. Writing Achtung Baby makes you a foreign policy expert. He said that we should send Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to Syria to combat ISIS with laughter. Umm...shut the fuck up, Bono you're drunk. Why do people listen to this Irish douchenozzle? (TMZ) Stephanie Princi and her tits try to sell you pricey water. (Last Men On Earth) Daisy Lea takes off her bikini more

Selena Gomez in A Bikini for GQ

Selena Gomez has decided she no longer cares what people think about her. Like a drunk or an asshole or a drunken asshole. Gomez claims she's had to live her life since being a child actress with people constantly chiming in with their opinions. Sort of like if you had parents who weren't afraid to confront you because you were supporting the entire family. I chose this. So I'm not gonna sit here and say, ''Oh, more

Lamar Odom Covets the Juice

Lamar Odom may be one of those Keith Richards addicts who simply can not be killed. The Five Chinese Brothers successively impervious to gin, crack, molly, smokes, and herbal viagra. That doesn't mean you just stop trying. Since waking from his stroke induced coma, Odom has been challenging himself to walk well enough to get his ass back to the bar. Once his dick is working again, he can re-introduce whores by more

Lindsay Lohan's Parents Unite Around Rich Boyfriend

Lindsay Lohan may beengaged to a wealthy kid from RussiawhereMean Girls is still the number one movie on Pirate Bay. Lohan's parents canceled snorting and drinking and beating the crap out of each other for one evening of detente to express their mutual affection for 22-year oldEgor Tarabasov who they've never met in person. That can't be an unintentional oversight. Michael Lohan: He has a lot of strong connections more

King James DMs PAWG

Lebron James sent a direct message to meaty-assed Instagrammer Rachel Bush. Bush promptly posted a screenshot of the message because that's standard operating procedure for girls who have selected the exciting career field of posting pictures of themselves in thongs to the Internet LeBron is married and Bush is dating the safety for the Cleveland Browns. Which sounds like the setup for a rebooted Three's more