Boxer Loses His Trophy Wife, Cries Cuck

Fighting in the ring takes discipline. But it looks like British boxer Amir Khan will have to fight back the tears regarding his marriage. read more

Sinead O'Connor Ran Away to Travelodge (VIDEO)

It's hard poking fun at people with a real mental illness. But I'm going to try my best. read more

Ashley Graham "Paving The Way"

"People look at my size now and know that’s what makes me famous. That kind of sucks, too, because it’s like, ‘Damn, my size is what makes me famous?’" read more

Eva Longoria Anus And Other Shit Around The Web

Eva Longoria's butt hole on the beach, Taylor Swift's ass grabber in court, and more!  read more

Kendall Jenner, Just the Tip

Strippers are really the only people that always deserve tips. It takes courage to take your clothes off seven days a week. Not because you want to. But because your toddler Timmy is hungry. read more

Google Excommunicated Its Martin Luther

In 1517, Martin Luther posted his about 95 problems with the Catholic Church with parchment and a nail. In 2017, a Google software engineer posted his dozens of problems with Google's corporate enforced diversity ideology to a Google hangout and was subsequently fired.... read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 57: Jessica Biel's Butt and Real Housewives' Bush

Jessica Biel’s sensational ass is back on the boob tube in The Sinner, and it looks like she’s gotten a bit of sun too. Nice tan lines! read more

Lena Dunham Two Dogs, One Tit

Lena Dunham's breast spilled out of her top while she hauled her two replacement dogs across the sands in the manner of a fisherman hoisting his catch. That's not to assume she's going to consume her new designer dogs. Though she is, with fava beans and a half gallon of... read more

Sugar Daddy Gets Shamed

Age is nothing but a number. But so is a prison sentence. I'll take the least amount of both whenever possible.  read more

Sophie Turner Is Popular, Therefore, She Works

Sophie Turner has broken the first rule of Hollywood. She's being honest. It's refreshing even if her alarming confession is hardly news.  read more

Aaron Carter Bi-Something

Aaron Carter is rewriting his single That's How I Beat Shaq to That's How I Beat Off Shaq with a new bisexual confession that marginally peaked the interest of the Internet for four minutes. After a recent string of erratic behavior, I'm not doubting that Carter is bi...... read more

Lindsey Lohan No GOOP

People won't even pay for porn anymore, but Lohan believes that she can get people to pay to look at her with clothes on.  read more