Beyonce Brings Twins Onto the World

There has yet to be a movie made creepier or more terrifying than simply following the Twitter feeds of Beyonce fans. They've got the nickname Beyhive. Cute at twelve. More Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders at thirty-two.  read more

Kylie Jenner Snapchat Doll Parts For The Big Show (VIDEO)

Caricature of distorted feminity Kylie Jenner took to Snapchat to share a glimpse of her life in plastic. Spoiler: Not fantastic. The nineteen-year-old proudly displays her eviscerated youth in a yellow bikini that never thought things would end like this. read more

Bella Thorne Vagina Wide Shut For Scott Disick

Botched starlet Bella Thorne opens wide up to advance her career in a new interview with Complex Magazine. Something she's familiar with. The focal point of the chat between Thorne and someone who thought they nabbed an interview with a sophisticated blow-up sex doll is... read more

The Kardashians Seem To Be Borrowing Heavily

Singer fired off a letter on behalf of Khloe Kardashian after a sparkly leotard and underwear designer named DestinyBleu accused Kardashian of stealing her ideas. Bleu bedazzles shit. The letter ordered Bleu to cease and desist calling Khloe Kardashian a thief on social... read more

Shannen Doherty's Husband Getting Paid for Missing Sex

Last year Shannen Doherty settled with her former business managers who she claimed let her health insurance premiums lapse, causing her to have to push back medical appointments, resulting in a delayed diagnosis of her cancer.  read more

Christa B. Allen B Sexy and Shit Around the Web

Halsey spends lavishly, DVD & Blu-ray nudity, and more! read more

Dennis Rodman Back in NoKo

There can be no greater crazy quotient than when Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un are in the same room together talking current events. The North Korean dictator is your typical chunky Asian baller with a semi-decent outside shot and a desire to level the earth. Dennis... read more

Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott Matching Ink

Kylie Jenner and the rapper she's fucking this week obtained matching butterfly tattoos. Guess who's going to be more ashamed by that indelible mark one day. Hint, it's not going to be the dude telling all his buddies about how he once fucked the shit out of Kylie Jenner... read more

Alison Brie Topless Subjugation

Alison Brie spoke up about the objectification of women in the entertainment industry at the ATX Television Festival this weekend. She was pimping out her new Netflix series GLOW when she divulged the lascivious details of her audition for a small part on Entourage... read more

Demi Moore 'Sheared Off' Front Teeth To Stress

Demi Moore, had a lighthearted mental break last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The former celebrity kicked off the interview by acknowledging that she is missing her front teeth due to complications from stress. A cute word for drug addition. Allegedly.... read more

Bray Wyatt Sticking the Ring Girl

WWE character and one-time champ, Bray Wyatt, is facing an expensive divorce petition. His wife's not digging the second act reveal where her husband fucks the big titty WWE ring girl, JoJo Offerman. Cheating with your hot secretary is cliche enough so as to demand some... read more

Kourtney Kardashian Celebrates Single With New Beach Tits

Kourtney Kardashian has declared herself formally single. No more drunk guy who wouldn't marry her because he had a guaranteed contract and three lockdown babies and didn't need a five foot tall chick yelling at him for drinking the rest of his life. read more