Ariana Grande Barely Managed After Terror Attack Mayhem

February 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

22 people died and 500 plus were injured at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester but the stories of those people don’t matter because they don’t write bubblegum pop singles that make it to the top of Billboard. Grande’s manager is revealing how she coped with terrorist taking a crap all over her concert in […]

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Would You Hit It? Gillian Anderson’s Pussy For PETA

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

PETA was put on this earth after God realized he needed a home for wayward ex-hookers to show off their fake tits for a fake cause. The organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has previously harnessed the star power of the likes of Courtney Stodden and Pamela Anderson for their ads – casting […]

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Katy Perry, Quite Contrary

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Katy Perry is once again shooting herself in her woke foot, challenging her own brand of enlightenment with motivational one-liners not unfit for a Cialis ad in her new interview with Glamour Magazine. We all bared Witness to Perry’s downfall following her lackluster rebirth as the world’s oldest art school student, and even at thirty-three-years-of […]

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Hilary Duff And Her Child Are Going To Die Soon

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Hilary Duff is catching some heat over her decision to play Sharon Tate in a new “psychological horror” film entitled The Haunting of Sharon Tate. Most of the hostility aimed her way is coming from the sister of the slain, Debra Tate, but also a few others who feel the plot is insensitive. I’d say […]

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McDonalds’ Fries Is Not A Poor Man’s Rogain

February 8, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Fake news is starting to get out of hand and the goal is to prey on your insecurities like the “add extra inches to your penis” ads on the side of every porn website. A new “study” claims a silicone polymer found in McDonald’s cooking oil used to cook their fries can cure baldness. The […]

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Ben Affleck Still Battling Booze Addiction

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is all about the booze, Tom Brady, and blaming his personal problems on other people. A completely blitzed Ben went on a rant in 2016 on a show called Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons defending Tom Brady from deflategate. Within the first couple seconds of the video you instantly become aware that […]

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Lindsay Lohan Is Crazy For W Magazine

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan has reached a level of insanity that’s about as much to make fun of as a schizophrenia crack head pissing himself in the street – so, a tiny bit if you’re being honest with yourself – but for the most part she comes across as a mental patient, and seems to have zero confidants […]

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Pregnant Khloé Kardashian Nipples

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that a post-pregnancy Kylie Jenner is held up undergoing enough cosmetic body reshaping procedures to make Frankenstein look like he has a natural glow, her sister Beast Kardashian is able to fully step into the pregnant reality ho spotlight, and is doing so with a nipple-forward pic. Khloé is going for a Beast-from-Beauty-and-the-Beast-dressed-as-Ariana-Grande-for-a celebrity-impersonation-sex-party, […]

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Twinky With Tits Upset At Tarantino

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Everyone needs to drop what they’re doing right now because Busy Philipps is the most important woman that’s fed up with Quentin Tarantino. Forget the fact that Uma Thurman unknowingly did her best impression of Death Proof during the Kill Bill car crash scene, Busy’s outrage is the only outrage that matters here. She’s never […]

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Blanca Blanco Thong Bikini and Crap Around the Web

February 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hot barre babes, Sarah Silverman topless, and more!

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