I really hope some more picture of this show up later, because these are essentially identical, and the idea of Isla Fisher dressed as Catwoman holds a great deal of promise. I can’t believe these are all that I could find. I’d have gotten some amazing pictures if she had come to my house. “Hold on one second, I have to open a new bag of candy,” I would say to buy time as I soaked a rag in chloroform.
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The picture source for these said that James Gandolfini got dressed up as Homer Simpson for Halloween yesterday, and at first it seemed like they were just making a fat joke, but then he put on his Homer Simpson mask. And all I can say is AHH WHATTHEFUCK! Did he rip the eyes open with his bare hands. That is not a mask you want to see when you open the door to a stranger. If I saw a big dude standing in my door in this mask I would just push my girlfriend into him and then run away. I’m very sensible.
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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”
Lindsay Lohans bodyguard was arrested yesterday afternoon, handcuffed and taken away by sheriffs deputies right in front of her house, and even though it’s not clear what he may have done, let’s not kid each other; this is Lindsays fault. She did something or said something or had him do something or whatever, but make no mistake about it, this is all that crazy bitches fault. She’s like that little kid in the Omen. Wherever she goes, evil and chaos and pandemonium are sure to follow.
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Alessandra Ambrosio is still in St Barths to shoot the new Victorias Secret catalog, and just when it seemed she couldn’t get any more perfect, it turns out she can do this with her tongue. At this point it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that her vagina is lined with velvet, and has a mode where you can set it to vibrate.
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CNN star Anderson Cooper is on vacation in India this week, and some people feel the New York Post was trying to imply something with their article yesterday, but they were so coy about everything, it was hard to know what they were hinting at.
(Copper) was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper’s $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, “Anderson’s room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals.” CNN declined to comment.
Hm, I don’t know. I think this might still be too subtle. Next time I’d like to see them capitalize random letters that spell out “HE’S GAY” or compare something he did to a massive storm that swallowed seamen, something like that.
